#virused anon

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[balkanradfem]

I wanted to let you know, that in a roundabout way, you keep me off drugs. I keep a balcony garden, but the conditions are not ideal, so my plants weren't thriving. But then you mentioned using diluted pee to fertilize them. So I started doing that and they bloomed so much that I got compliments from everyone and I keep it up to this day.

So now, whenever I'm at a party or bored at home, instead of smoking weed or taking pills, I think no, that will come out in my pee and hurt my plants, so I find some other way to occupy my time.

So you should honestly start a $2 patreon, because your advice is out here making lives better.

I am sobbing I was so embarrassed to admit that I use pee mixed with water for fertilization and it ACTUALLY HELPED YOU GET OFF DRUGS. I am so proud of you, you have no idea. You did that, you found a way to prioritize plants and it worked for you too! It really works, there's so much nitrogen in our pee and plants love it. Trees and plants in general love us so much bebause we're walking nitrogen dispensers, we make sustance for them just by living.

I'm so happy for you and your garden. Will be thinking about you all day. $2 is nothing compared to the happiness you brought to me.

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Tyrace: (confusion echoes in his eyes as he looks at his hands... a new sense of hope blooming in his core) I... have never seen... myself... as... adorable...

Tron: (His face tilts into a small, sad, warm smile) Husband Materal. I will always love my dearest Yori... I remember she used to call me adorable...

Rinzler: (staring in horror at his test results) ... no.

Abraxas: (He holds the test results between his claws, a glitched growl echoing from the depths of his core) How... exactly... would you consider death... as adorable?

Anon: (the twitching creature stares at the results, a sudden stillness washing over it as he tries to compute. Confusion and disbelief echos in its posture as it looks at its distorted and claw-marked form... then back to the paper.

Cute Meter? Cute Meter

(¬‸¬) "Hmph! Worthless script..."

Tagged: Plucked from Dash

Tagging: @askdax @computerwarrior @combat-heelys @the-expatriate @dxscordia-dxspair

[discordiansamba]

(different anon)

idk if you know but voltron is leaving netflix soon so it's probably a good idea to grab some pirated copies of the series (season 7 and 8 are only available digitally, they never released dvds)

i actually already own the DVDs of seasons 1 through six! buy physical media kids. it's your friend and they can never take it away from you.

(and also the more physical media that sells the more likely they are to you know. actually consider releasing it.)

i would be shocked if it doesn't turn up on some other streaming service right after though lmao

[zeeverseconfession]

It should be canon that debit card would come to parties he didn't get invited from because of grenade

Since grenade is likeable UNLIKE DEBIT CARD

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[moonystoes]

do you know where you can watch the games of France for free 😫 really annoying that you can’t watch it without the HBO max subscription

Of course!

This post has many great links. But the one I use the most is this one

[thehellishtrinity]

Hm! Yeah a ship with all three works :3 -Viruse anon

A happy conclusion! The enemies to lovers arc we all wanted!

[journey-to-the-attic]

Can we get your thoughts on the new event's little lore bits they gave us? After you are done of course

the politics are interesting!! like, is the canon that regions outside the devildom contain separate nations of different species, and if so, do they have separate leaders like diavolo? would those leaders be on equal standing with him as each being rulers of their own people, or does diavolo have ultimate authority over the realm as a whole?? what do the proportions of the populations look like? diavolo implies that relations between demons and vampires aren't entirely amiable, so does that stem from an old conflict or just a kind of kingdom rivalry

though if it's a 'the demon king specifically has ultimate control' situation i wouldn't blame the vampires for being miffed. it'd be like some dude from the next city over being in charge of whether or not you're allowed to grow your hedges over six feet

about that virus though... if it specifically targets former angels, then does that mean there's a fundamental difference between the vital systems of born demons vs fallen angels??

you know, technically satan was never an angel, so unless it's an inherited-an-angelic-immune-system-from-lucifer situation, he should've been immune...

[astralsweetness]

Love in the inbox time for you 💕 have the best day possible and remember ur loved

Hey, thank you, I really appreciate this! 🤍 Like, seriously, something like this can make my day a bit lighter.

I know I've been gone for.. a long time, but I've been having a really difficult time lately, and have just been getting progressively worse. It's gotten to the point that both my therapist and multiple friends have suggested inpatient, and if things don't look up soon I'm not sure I'm gonna have a choice before I get committed lol...

I'm not sure anyone who is even following me still is expecting me to write anything, but I.. keep trying. I have been hyper-fixating bad lately, where I tunnel vision a frankly worrying amount, and most of my fixations are on people/idols/etc that no one would care about and therefore I write small things for myself and don't post them.

I really miss the days I was active, and writing didn't feel like I was sitting down to tear my skin off. I miss making people happy with my writing.

[anonymous-dentist]

is breaking dawn pac an omegaverse fan. is that what that one line implies? u know what if so hell yeah he so would be

I’ll tell you what he is, he’s very easily entertained

[jedelx]

Hi! I saw you reblogged a post from @rokon24. The ‘learn more’ link is virusy don’t click it

omg thank you for the heads up! I didn't even see that there was a link in there, but I deleted the reblog now to keep everyone safe

[just-absolutely-super]

Mini crack

Mega: so I've overheard Mayl said she and Lan could get a dog when all the kids moves out, sooo

Roll: honey, no.

Mega: you don't know what I'm going to ask

Roll: you want the same deal Lan had, but a cat instead

Mega: yeah! It will be great getting a pet

Roll: sweetie, the cat can't live in cyberspace, it has to live in the real world with Lan and Mayl. And we can't be in the real world most of the time either

Mega: what if we get a cyber cat?

Roll: the same thing goes there. We move between worlds Mega, Lan and Mayl are in the same world all the time.

Mega: come on Roll?

Roll: no! We have to be logical about this. And Lan might not even remember when the time comes

Mega: he will! And I bet you'll reconsider getting a pet when it happens!

Roll: mmm no, don't think so

(I just don't think Roll see the appeal with a pet at all. Mayl kinda gets it, but I don't think Roll does unfortunately)

Mega: *pouting*

Lan: What's wrong?

Mega: Roll won't promise we'll get a cat after the kids move out...

Lan: That's rough buddy. But I can see why she feels that way. I mean, you two jump back and forth between the real world and Cyberworld. Mayl and I aren't that big on cats, so getting a live cat will land on us to take care of it, and a cyber cat--

Mega: Cats are independent! Any cat we get will be fine without us for a couple hours!

Lan: Yeah, but you guys stay out here pretty much the entire day...

Mega: Uuugh...can't you make a copybot for a pet?

Lan: ...You know what, that doesn't sound like a bad idea. The only problem is cyber pets aren't exactly popular among Navis. Some Navis have preferred the tamed viruses as pets, so programmers haven't really had a desire to create actual animal pets for Navis

Mega: Fine, then I'll go with Plan B!

Lan: Which is...?

Mega: I'm going to make Roll fall in love with cats!

Lan: Good luck with that...

[ozzgin]

I may not be that original anon but could we pawhaps have some platonic yandere computer virus 👀

I'll go with Internet Monster since that's the standard computer-based OC I have. If that's alright with you. :)

Yandere!Internet Monster with a computer-illiterate Reader who keeps getting into trouble.

That’s how the digital horror stumbled upon you: it had been accidentally downloaded onto your computer. It smirked to itself, enjoying a certain pride in the fact that it managed to sneak around undetected, until it discovered there was no defense to begin with. You were just a dumbass, clicking around cheerfully oblivious.

By the eldritch Gods, you really have no sense of danger. It found viruses, bugs, old software, even a spying extension triggered whenever you’d turn on your webcam.

Well, someone has to look after you. It began cleaning your computer thoroughly, perching its binary ears whenever you loudly remarked the sudden, unexplained speed and efficiency. You wondered if your digital assistant had somehow fixed itself.

Moreover, you are now under strict surveillance, as the Internet monster ensures there won’t be anymore hacking and scamming.

“What the…” you huff and click the button again.

Are you sure you want to download this file? Your antivirus protection has detected suspicious contents.

You pout at the screen. Is there no way to skip these bizarre checks? When did they even show up, anyways?

Another click.

Sorry, (Y/N), you can’t be trusted. No download for you.

You stare, bewildered and mildly embarrassed to be called out like that.

[brattyspence]

sugar lips | s.reid

summary: (tweaked from request a lil bc im difficult.) early seasons!spencer/reluctant!spencer is so enamored by your lips and works up the courage to request head for the first time tags: 18+, MDNI. early seasons!spencer, same universe as ‘u up?’, oral (m receiving), finger sucking (??), no y/n, limited yucky words, reader is referred to as ‘woman’ and ‘girl’, spencer is down rlly rlly bad, reader swallows… idk what else. this is pure filth a/n: first request ever, thank u anon! sorry it took so long. i hope this doesn't suck, this is my first time publishing smut in ages and it was SO hard to write! word count: 1.2k masterlist

Spencer, the lover boy to end all lover boys, who insisted he existed simply to worship the ground you walked on, had never ever made a request like this. If you had asked him a few weeks ago, he would have freaked. Spencer, who was so, so happy to simply exist in your orbit, who never asked for anything in return, who was more than happy to give give give and never receive, making this request.

Yet here you were, happily settled on his lap, the warmth of your body reflecting off him. You had been teasing him all night of course, but this was different. The soft murmurs of conversation between kisses seemed to be fueling something greater. 

“Did I smear my lip gloss?” You asked, pulling away slightly. 

God. The damn lip gloss. The bane of his existence. How could he ever treat you with respect and dignity when you were looking at him like that, glossy-lipped and doe eyed?

“Just a little.” His thumb trailed along the border of your lower lip briefly, catching on the sticky gloss briefly. “Still beautiful.”

He couldn't be sure what exactly happened in the next few seconds. He could have been responsible, sure, or maybe you had done it on your own accord, but somehow the pad of his thumb, which was just tracing your lower lip, had dipped in your mouth.

Germs. The term briefly crossed his mind, a distant echo. Bacteria and viruses and other things that were not designed for the human mouth, especially not for you, the woman he respected so much it hurt. Germs. Still, he couldn't finish that line of reasoning. Not when you were looking at him like that, and oh god, oh god, oh god–

He was so mesmerized by it. He watched the way you had so willingly taken his hand in yours and encouraged him along, gliding your way down and then back up. He watched the way you had slowly pulled away, leaving his skin damp and sticky with that damn lip gloss. Clearly he hadn't heard your question.

“Spence?”

“Hm?” You watched his eyes flit back up to yours.

A hint of a smile crossed your face. “Did that do something for you?”

“Did… that? Did that… do something for me?” 

“You got pretty quiet.” You still held his hand in yours as you pressed a kiss to his thumb again. “I could do it again.”

Spencer ten minutes ago would have been so, so upset. But that Spencer hadn't seen the spectacle you'd just created. He could only manage a slight nod.

You hadn't given him a second to finish processing the first part before he found you doing it again.

He was already formulating a protest, but it was weak. You could see it fizzle out with the string of saliva that snapped from your lips to his skin. 

“Hey,” you said, softly. “Talk to me.”

How on earth could he talk to you when you just did that?

“I just… wasn't expecting that,” he replied. 

“Mhm,” you nod. “But you liked it. You got a little flustered.”

“I… yeah.” It was useless denying it. 

You shifted in his lap, leaning a little closer. “I know you're thinking about something.”

His eyes narrowed slightly as he thought about it. You could feel his pulse under your fingertips. The gears in his head were busy ticking away.

“You looked pretty like that,” he replied, his voice soft. 

“With my mouth around you?”

“Yeah.” He swallowed audibly. “Mhm.”

You knew him well enough to know that he would never outright ask for something like that.

“Do you… want me to use my mouth somewhere else?”

He held your gaze for a second. You'd made this offer before, and he had aggressively turned it down in a string of “No, no, no baby. Don't worry about me”, but not this time.

“Please?”

You shifted off his lap in a split second before he could rethink his request. He considered it, of course, but you had settled down on the carpet with enthusiasm. He wasn’t even sure he was capable of turning you down when you were literally on your knees already.

You swiftly looped your fingers around his waistband, and you were surprised when he'd accommodated the motion, shifting his hips forward.

“Are you sure you-”

“Yes, Spencer. Would you please relax?”

His head fell back against the couch the moment your hand made contact. He was sure he couldn’t watch – not only was it defiling, but he was certain he wouldn’t last. Somehow, the second your lips wrapped around him, he threw all caution to the wind. 

An eidetic memory certainly had its perks, and he was damn sure putting all of them to use. This image, this entire moment, he knew would change him in irreversible ways, and none of them seemed to matter. 

You felt his fingertips gently brush the hair away from your face. He only hesitated for a moment before his hand came to rest on the back of your head, his thumb still rubbing circles against your cheek softly. He was looking at you with an incredible amount of awe.

“So pretty,” he breathed. “Jesus, angel. You look so–ah–so pretty.”

As you continued on, things only escalated. You had never seen him like his. Breathless, whiny, maybe. Desperate, absolutely. His eyes were heavily lidded, watching your every move as if missing the smallest detail would cause everything to crumble. He was half convinced that this was a dream, as he only ever let things like this happen in his imagination.

He was actively resisting the urge to tighten his hand in your hair, but you weren’t making it any easier. Your motions hadn’t relented in the slightest, and you didn’t exactly plan on letting up. 

“Baby–oh, fuck—baby, please,” he sighed. “You should… slow down.”

The words barely had a chance to leave his mouth before you reacted, of course doing the exact opposite. 

There were things Spencer never fully understood. Until now, he never understood the appeal of a blowjob. He didn’t do messy or sloppy. He thrived on selflessness, or at least he thought. But here he was, and here you were, changing that forever, nudging him closer and closer to the edge.

He had every intention of putting things on pause and finishing anywhere but in your mouth–but in the moment, his body did not want to follow his brain. 

He would feel bad about it later. 

You heard the momentary hitch in his breath. Then, the slight tightening of his fingers in your hair, and then the ever anticipated twitch against your tongue followed by the flood of warmth. 

After another minute, he finally managed to open his eyes again and draw his focus back in. 

You wiped your lips on the back of your hand, looking immensely proud of yourself at the same time. You could see the guilt hit him all at once as you looked up at him. 

“That wasn’t- I’m sorry. I don’t know what happened, and-” 

“Spencer,” you sighed, with a smile. “It’s fine. You were fine. I’m fine. I’m very happy.”

You climbed back up onto the couch next to him, brushing your knees off before settling in. 

“Are you… are you sure?”

“Mhm.” You nodded. “Are you happy?”

He sighed, and looked away for a second before returning his gaze to you. 

“Yeah.” He nodded. You could detect the faintest of smiles. “Very happy. Thank you, pretty girl."

[bakuyonce]

this anon https://www.tumblr.com/bakuyonce/720475041470480384/pssst-s4-free-dlc-are-on-fitgirlrepacks-just-be it’s pretty safe to use!!! i’ve never had any issues downloading from fitgirl before, just always have ur vpn on in case!

Imma try it, I just got stop being a scaredy-cat lol

[invasato]

https://youtu.be/PX-GdHNoRRQ

anon i am NOT clicking that 😭