#vioer

[evilhorse]

But there’s no chance, Captain America—so farewell!

[dark-elf-writes]

"Your kid is the most famous wizard alive" is a hell of a line.

Most famous: ... at least in Northern Europe. Maybe fairly famous in other countries but more as a curiosity than an idol? I mean, how many people do you know of who no-sell a spell that instakills targets?

Wizard: having to explain MAGIC given that there's already that crazy magic fire stuff going on. And the implications thereof in how the wizards/witches are not known to the greater public as anything but myth.

ALIVE: like yeah there's more famous wizards who are dead - both known in the mundane AND magical worlds. Prime examples being Merlin and Morgana, mythological figures who were canonically described as mortals worshipped as gods (which says a LOT about magicals), and of course Nicholas Flamel (the most famous name IRL for alchemy).

And that's before WHY he's famous.

I forget but in the crossover, is this exchange before Harry goes to Hogwarts or is this AFTER and he has to keep silent about the wizardly stuff to his nonmagical family? Because I'm imagining it BEFORE Hogwarts and Harry's like "I'm a what?"

In this one Harry is like eight so Viper drops that bomb on all of them and the most shocked is Harry himself. This poor kid is still trying to wrap his mind around flames and how all the things the others can do don’t make them scary and then he’s told he’s even more different than the rest of them are.

[musicfeedsmysoul12]

For some reason my brain has offered the pairing of Viper/Nana in the sense that Vioer tracks down Iemitsu’s son planning on blackmailing the Vingola to unfreeze Xanxus but Nana is so damn nice they can't go through with it.

They do yank the seals off both of them because Nana had a seal that bound her will to her husband’s, and Tsuna is so happy to feel warm he's totally going to help his cousin.

Somehow this ends with the Varia moving to Japan and removing themselves as part of Vongola because Hibari was happy his Sky became free and uses his money to fund them until they can do it themselves.

Viper/Nana happen along the way. Nana is in fact asexual and is pleased with her relationship now while Vioer is just happy they have a good partner and a cute son without sex themselves.

Reborn and the other Acro of course know what going on. The Hitman is delighted to fuck with Vongola on his tutoring mission…

[anhonest-puck]

shut up and sing in falsetto sing in falSETTO FALLIN FROM THE HIGHEST HEIGHTS 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

AND THE RIBBONS RUNNING THROUGH YOUR VIOER VINTAGE MIKEZ 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[oneiroy]

I see Ryss picked up Vioer 👀‼️ Veru cool and fun class for sure OwO does she just pick it up in Tural, or do the job quests or… does she kinda just, intuit her way into the fighting style? (Or some other way x’D the world is so vast with possibilities OvO)

She did!! It's a bit of both actually!

For all her "canon"ish jobs (so war, drg & now vpr), Ryss got started by intuiting her way into it. She has experience with a variety of weapons, so in theory she could do the same with any job that is melee and uses blades! Polearms like war axes, halberts, lances or tridents were already weapons she loved using before she actually learned from warriors and dragoons. And even after meeting with people using these techniques, her own will always be a mix of what she picked up herself and what she was taught. That's why her main role is a mix of war & drg!

So for vpr, she definitely knew how to wield swords before DT. And she was pretty good at it! I didn't think a job like pld or smr really suited her though, but when she met with vipers, she definitely learnt from them to push her technique to the next level! Tbh, I don't think she learned a ton, because she was already an accomplished fighter and hunter, and it's not like vpr relies on some secret technique like drgs do with their dragon eyes, you know? But it definitely made her want to switch things up more from her usual polearms!

[hugsandchaos]

Viper unrolled the scroll across the table and, with Danny’s help, placed four small pebbles on each side to ensure it didn’t roll in on itself again. She gave him a toothless smile as he pulled out what he called a notebook and his odd pen, ready to write anything he thought he’d forget. He opened the book in a way that would’ve torn it, but the metal spiraling through it kept it in place. The page he stopped at had multiple attempts of writing in the Chinese alphabet and notes of what they translate to in his own written language, which he called English, but the lower half of the paper was empty and available for use. She took a look at the practiced writing.”You’re getting very good.” Viper said with a small nod. Danny smiled as she turned her attention to the characters on the scroll.“We’re going to take a look at something else. These aren’t exactly letters, they’re characters. Symbols that actually mean something like a tree or love.” She said.

“So you don’t always spell a word out? I guess that’s why Mister Lancer always called them characters instead of letters.” Danny said. Viper nodded in agreement to his guess, knowing that this “Mister Lancer” is apparently a human teacher at a school he used to go to who taught English, which was most likely not teaching his students how to the language itself, but rather explain parts of it in more detail.”Yes. I only brought a few for you, and these are all things you’ll see around here.” She said.

“This one means woods, and this one is field.” Viper explained, using her tail to point at the specific symbols. Danny was rather quick to write down the symbols and a translation. Then she pointed to the other two symbols.”Day and Month.” She said. Danny wrote those down, too. Once he was done, he turned it to show it to the serpentine king fu master. She was impressed with how much better he’s gotten at writing Chinese characters. The way he writes the Chinese characters and the English translation next to each other, but not too close, also gave her the chance to learn some of how English is written. Vioer wasn’t too surprised to see that instead of a symbol, Danny’s English version of these four words were written with letters spelling them out. She looked them over a few times.”You spell “woods” with two o’s? And “tree” with two e’s?” She questioned. Danny nodded.

“In most English words, they’re often spelled how they’re pronounced, but sometimes words have letters that are silent. Usually they’re just to differentiate between words like “know” and “now”. The word “know” is spelled with a K at the front, but “now” isn’t.” He explained. Viper hummed and moved her tail in front of her chin in slight thought.”I see.” She said.

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Shifu took a right turn down into another hall and eyed the room with the kitchen and table. The scent he had been following since the training room was much closer and still smelled very pleasant. As he neared the doorway, he heard bits of the conversation.

“Are you almost done?! It smells so good!” That whiny voice was definitely Po. Clearly, he wasn’t the one cooking.

“Just a minute!” Danny’s irritated voice said back.

Shifu rounded the doorway and stood watching Danny use a saucepan with two wheat yellow objects in it. That must be where the smell had been coming from. Was it some kind of food from Danny’s place of origin? Po looked almost miserable the way he was knelt next to him with his head against the kitchen counter. Danny was nudging a spatula underneath it and flipped it over. The underside was a shade darker than the top, but it looked surprisingly good regardless. The young human looked a little pleased with himself as he did the same with the others. The second one had the same results. Seeing this, Danny grabbed the plate Po was holding in front of himself and used the spatula to pick the food up again.

Po practically leapt to his feet as the food was placed on his plate. He gladly accepted the plate and immediately started eating it. Danny paid no attention to his slightly-less-than-ideal manners and grabbed his own plate to eat the second food item. He blew on it to cool it down a little, and by the time he had his first bite, Po had devoured his food.”That’s was awesome!! It was so fluffy and the berries inside made it so sweet!!” Po said. Danny smiled as he ate his food at a slower pace. Po gave his usual big, excited smile.”You have to make some with me immediately!! The others have to try this!!” He insisted. Danny shrugged and swallowed his food before speaking (something Po could learn from him).

“Making more pancakes sounds fun and all, but haven’t they already eaten?” He asked. Po waved his paw dismissively and began rummaging through the cabinets for ingredients.”Bahh, a little early lunch never hurt anyone! Now come on, they’re going to love this.” He said. Shifu felt like smiling, but didn’t allow himself to. Regardless, he was pleased to know that Danny was getting used to his new environment.

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Tigress tried not to see Danny as odd or strange, but rather as just different from them. That’s what he is, after all. Different. Different in a way that unfortunately led people to believe that he was a monster. She still had a little skepticism towards him, but that was simply because he had appeared out of nowhere. There was no known record about his family or friends, or his home, all of which he doesn’t usually talk about. It was a fair reason to be a little suspicious of him, but Tigress had to remind herself not to push too much or jump to conclusions because judging by the way he acts when he does talk about it, something happened. Something that might’ve left a wound, either physical or non physical.

And just because she’s the “hardcore” member of the group doesn’t mean she doesn’t recognize how much it might’ve affected him or care about it. As Shifu said, before the battle of the fist comes the battle of the mind. Both were important.

Tigress continued down the hall to where Danny was staying. He had eagerly offered to answer some of her questions about the night sky after her midday training, and it apparently gave him time to sort through his bag as it carried quite a bit of information. He seemed really excited about it despite claiming that he doubted he knew more than the average human who went through school. Despite it, she had no doubt that he’d be able to teach her a thing or two. Tigress walked into one of the more empty rooms of the palace, one that had a table and couch against the right wall. Danny was sitting on one end with his eyes closed and a couple of books on the table. He had a small habit of dozing off that he was starting to break now that he’s had better rest, so she wasn’t too upset about this. Especially since he wasn’t in the rafters again. They still had no idea how he got up there. She walked over to him, but as she got closer, she noticed something that made her heart stop for a second.

He wasn’t breathing.

Tigress quickly closed the distance between them and grabbed him by the shoulders.”Danny?!” She asked. She didn’t yell, but it was enough for him to suddenly start breathing again and open his eyes.

He gasped and his eyes shot open, panicked before processing who was in front of him.“Huh -- What happened?!” Danny asked. He looked over at Tigress sat up straight. He glanced out a nearby window to see how long he’d had his eyes closed. Yet again, another habit that came with his random napping.”Oh, good, it’s still daytime.“ He said under his breath. He turned back to her and glanced at her paws.”Uh, is something wrong?” He asked.

Tigress was confused. It wasn’t normal for a creature to stop breathing and then continue like nothing had happened. She hardly knew much about humans despite Danny explaining “biology” to her and Po when he was asked how humans even survived so long, but she was sure that shouldn’t have happened.”You stopped breathing.” She said. She sounded surprisingly calm for how she actually felt. Danny’s expression shifted to discomfort. Confusion and horror were evident in his expression.”What?” He asked in slight disbelief. He sounded like he didn’t even know he’d stopped. Didn’t he, though? How would anyone not notice? He shook his head ever so slightly and blinked as if to bring himself back to reality.“That... shouldn’t happen. Are... Are you sure?” He asked. The kung fu master thought about it for a moment.

She was ready to say yes, but she’d only been watching him for a few seconds before she jumped into action. There was a small chance that he was breathing, but slower since he was asleep, and she had just been too fast to the conclusion that he was in danger. Still... maybe she should think about it more later. For now, she’d try to keep him calm. She’s seen what happens when he freaks out too much.“No. Perhaps you were just slow and I missed it.” Tigress replied. The stress on the young human’s face quickly melted away. He almost smiled.“Oh, thank goodness. You made it sound like I had died for a second and didn’t realize.” He said. Tigress nodded. It would be scary if she suddenly woke up from what she thought was a nap, only for someone to tell her that she had lost her life for a moment. She released her grip on him and he turned to the books on the table.

He picked up the one on the top. The cover had a picture of the night sky and had something written in English in big, bold letters.”So, what do you wanna know first?” He asked.

[kc5rings]

While I wasn’t interested at first, the whole vibe that the Vioers have going on as a group is pretty in character for my WoL, so I’m gonna give it a shot

[animegirlspongebob]

Hey Vioer! I hope you feel better soon! Sorry I haven’t been popping in as much!!

it’s okay! im more sick of the boredom if anything, lol

[nyctophiliq]

i am begging you for viper smut

i will comb through my written up ideas for her and actually do one, dw anon i beg for vioer smut from myself also 😭

[kirexa]

AA!!! I LOVE!! VARIABLE BUSH VIOERS SO MUCH

I actually have one as the BG for my keyboard (from this Reddit post)

And this is my favorite image of one. It's one of the first results but it's just so shaped

I am happy dance... I love these guys

Every time you post a snake I do a happy dance

TURN UP THE MUSIC...

ITS TIME TO DANCE MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Variable Bush Viper (Atheris squamigera), family Viperidae, from central and western Africa

Venomous.

photograph by severus_snakes

[nnn-lll-nnn]

you’re my tumblr crush, pookie bear 😽😽😽

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[dark-elf-writes]

All the Arcobaleno pay a visit to their nephew’s boyfriend once the story gets around to them (after they stop laughing at Reborn) and it goes as well as you would think

Except for some reason Mukuro and Mammon come out viciously hating each other, more so than anyone expected

Which is ironic because Mammon seems to actually like Chrome, which is a miracle in and of itself

No one knows what happened to make the two of them hate each other so much. Not even Chrome who lives with her brother and was there when Viper came over.

She and Viper get on like a house on fire much to Mukuro’s annoyance. When Hibari catches him grinding his teeth one day while Chrome talks with Vioer who stopped by for a visit he feels incredibly vindicated.

[therapy-ghost]

POV: They asked Yuu to teach them how to make Flower crowns, and this is how it went.

characters: Riddle, Leona, Jack, Azul, Kalim, Jamil, Vil, Idia, Mallues, GN!Yuu

Riddle 

Riddle and Yuu sat in the grass of the gardens, flodding the roses together into a loop, Riddle sneaking peaks at Yuu as they are obvious to the action, happily finishing the flower crown as a large grin painted their face, after they placed the crown on his head, amking him blush even more then he already was, He truely did enjoy Yuu's company.

Leona 

Leona gave up half way through and just laid there to watch Yuu continue, Yuu didnt seem to mind as he was as their made handing work on the vegetation loop, eventually taking his half done one and finished it, lacing it on his head, which made him a bit pissed and blushy, and their's on their head, and then as Yuu started to leave, he grabbed their hand to pull them down, falling asleep seconds later.

Jack 

He had seen Yuu a few times making flower crowns, and was curious as too  how they make them, so he asked and they said yes, he followed Yuu's movements perfectly and his crown came out pretty much un-flaud, Yuu clapped for him with a smile on their face, Jack blushing with his ears flodded back and tail wagging like crazy.

Azul 

Lets just say he sucked at it, coming from the sea and all, they dont have much vegetation down there that wont make you feel like you have been popped on by a sea pickle, or you have placed a mob of sea weed on top of your head, so when he got dragged into the activity by the tweels, he wasnt impressed, but with the help of you and the teasing of the twins, he managed to make one falling apart one, and he seemed pretty pround of himself, and then his ego busted when Yuu praised him for it.

Kalim 

He was jumping up and down when Yuu had agreed to teach him how to make a flower crown, soon after he got a bunch of flowers just to make the crowns, Yuu and him spent hours making flower crowns for everyone in the dorms, and the first few he made turned out kinda sad, but Yuu helped him, after the event, everyone had a vegetation loop on there heads, and as Yuu was about to leave to go back to Ramshackle, Kalim gave them a kiss on the cheek as a token of his gratitude and ran off with the biggest smile on his face.

Jamil 

His sister had come to visit Jamil at school and to check up on Kalim, Jamil had given her a tour of the whole school, and then coming to Ramshackle, Yuu was in the front yard with the dumbass trio making flower crowns, and she wanted to try, and then Jamil was dragged into it to, as the time went on, the dumbass trio + Najma kept catching Jamil staring at Yuu and was sitting really close to them as he blushed a bit, they only snickered and tried to hide it when Jamil and Yuu looked to them.

Vil 

Him and Yuu sat in the garden of Pomefiore as They both made flower crowns for each other, Vils being purples and magenta, and Yuu’s being blues, he picked up the talent very quickly, and he was surprisingly enjoying himself, after they finished, they exchanged the vegetation loops and Yuu went to leave, Vil placed a soft kiss to their forehead before heading in side, leaving Yuu blushing.

Idia 

He heard from Ortho that he had invited Yuu to come to the dorm and teach him how to make flower crowns, and Idia was in the fence about joining, but in the end he did, and he was the biggest mess ever, every time Yuu spoke to him, he blushed, talked to ortho, blushed, even fixed their position, he blushed, and once he had finished, noting that his flower crown wasn’t that bad, Yuu complimented it, making him die of embarrassment, both Ortho and Yuu lead over Idia, Yuu placed a kiss on the fainted boys forehead before leaving, Ortho had recorded it all.

Malleus

He had request for Yuu to teach him something that they enjoy, and the two did flower crowns, he was confused as to why you would find this fun, then once he started he started to see why, once the vegetation loop was done, Yuu had a bit of a hard time putting on the crown since his horns were in the way, so it just sat on his horns, and once he got back to his dorm, Sebek tried to take it off his head, which only got his hand smacked by an upset Malleus, him saying that it was done by his Child of man, then left to his room, Sebek confused, Silver asleep, and Lilia saying stuff about young love

[metaoflocasol]

Vioer, if ya ever need someone to hit you or Virus with another cast iron frying pan, ya know where to find me!

[hurtthemgently]

🤲 (For Kimmi, from Viper. If they’re not afraid at first, he’ll make them be.)

They lean into the touch, eyes closed, ignoring the alarms ringing on their head. Whoever this man is, at least he isn’t a vampire.

They’ll soon learn how wrong they are

(They’d probably have to be gagged since they can use enchantments if they can speak)

[pastel-rights]

🕹Game night!

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