#vine asks

[nymphie-mama]

relief

pairing xavier thorpe x reader

summary in which a little teasing goes too far

warnings smut. [fem!oral, teasing, fem!masturbation]

request Could you write one with either Xavier or Ajax (I’m not picky and would like to see both scenarios but you can choose who you think would fit best) and Fem reader, the reader and the boy both have a thing for each other and has teased the reader all day. So she goes to her room to try and relieve herself but just can’t and the boy walks in to find her panting and begging to cum and decides to help her? - @ttsbaby01

i no longer support percy hynes white and i do not write for xavier thorpe anymore.

the teasing xavier had in him was insane. it was driving you insane. the touches that were so close to where you needed him and the needy breaths on your neck were too much.

he knew you had a thing for him, he liked to abuse that. you knew he felt the same, you liked to let him abuse what he knew. it was normal for him to tease you, usually not enough to get you riled up.

until today.

everything he did felt oh-so extreme. those little touches left imaginative flames on your body. every enunciated word he spoke seemed to out a vision in your mind of him filling you to the brim, like he was implanting it there. his smirks drew out the blood in your cheeks every time.

the second you got to your dorm, your pants and underwear found the floor and your body was plowed into bed. you needed to alleviate everything from the day.

your fingers quickly found your swollen clit, a familiar spot. not surprised to find yourself practically dripping with everything, you went to work.

rubbing circles into your most sensitive, needy area, and trying to hush the moans spilling from your lips, everything was coming together. imagining xavier taking your place and talking to you while he brought you to the best orgasm of your life.

“xay,” you whined to yourself, maybe too loud, “please, let me cum. xavi, please-“

“yes, princess? oh-“

you jumped up and threw your blanket over your bottom half. “shit, xavier! knock!”

“well, i did,” he said, and you could see his eyes darken, “when i heard my name, i just assumed-“

“fuck. you have shit timing.”

“no, no, i think i’m here at just the right time,” he said, reaching for your blanket and smirking in that classically dark way. “let me help you?”

“what? xay- you’re-“

“i’m what, princess? don’t insult me, you know what i just heard.” he’d removed the blanket carefully but quickly and already worked to position himself between your thighs. “do you know how badly i’ve wanted this? to taste you?”

you squirm and start to move around, but he stops you by reaching around your thighs. “if you really don’t want this, say so. i’ll stop.”

“you know i want it.”

“then what am i waiting for?” he asks, moreso to himself, and licks a swift stripe between your folds. you hissed at the feeling, but he groaned.

your hands tugged at his long hair, making him moan into you again. the vibration did nothing but help the sensations his tongue was bringing you. his tongue had easily replaced where your fingers were before as if he knew. he flitted at and suctioned around your bundle, watching what made you react the most. xavier smiled with every movement and sound you made, mumbling things you couldn't recognize against your cunt.

"fuck, xavier," you said as he brought a finger in and out of your entrance. your fingers tightened on his blonde strands, and his movements became stronger. "god, i'm gonna cum."

he nodded against you, maybe because he could feel it. maybe because he wanted you to. either way, you feel a band, tighter than ever before, snap inside your belly. It all washes over you so comfortably but so fast. it's better than ever before.

xavier cleans you up by licking your juices off your thighs and cunt, sweetly, like it needs it.

when he comes up, finally done, and getting ready to get a towel and really clean you up, he's sweaty and pretty. his chin and mouth glisten and he has no care in the world.

"you taste so good, princess. i don't know how i ever went without that."

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wednesday masterlist

[deyageka]

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No srsly I can’t believe they’ve actually done this:

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[hellsitegenetics]

Planning on becoming a biology teacher and whenever i see your posts it just gives me a motivation boost, it's so very interesting and i'm so very glad there's a blog for it 💕

String identified: ag cg a g tac a t t t g a tat t, t' ttg a ' ga t' a g t 💕

Closest match: Vitis vinifera cultivar Black Monukka isolate seedless chromosome 16 Common name: Common Grape Vine

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[apolaskiart]

Two bros, chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart cus they're not gay negative five feet apart because they're working things out...

[thatdeadaquarius]

College be kicking my ass but we continue on like Scaramouche (alive and kicking, but still crabby about it all lmfao)

Random idea but what happens when the acolytes got hold of Creator that is able to squeeze into small places (like a cat would but less liquid) and knows how to escape? Think of sagau but instead of all the deaths, its just they got overexited and chased the Creator the moment they see them which scared them shitless seeing a mob just appear out of nowhere.

I mean who wouldn't after seeing your favourite person in your favourite game just appear right in front of you? (I apologize in advance to the poor unfortunate sucker)

Imagine a world-wide search that keeps getting them heart attacks. Venti just flying by with Dvalin ony to see you on top of the floating pillar above Dragonspine LEANING PRECARIOUSLY OH MY ARCHONS GET AWAY FROM THE EDGE---

Zhongli walking around trying to find peace and quiet only to sense your presence which led him towards Azhdaha's domain and nearly shouted in terror seeing you hanging by one of the limestones above the slumbering dragon your grace what and how the in the fucking name of teyvat did you---

Yae Miko screaming in surprise seeing you inside one of the cupboards of your grace's house (you made a small temporary one in each country in case u need more rest) that she and Ei found in one of the remote islands.

Nahida and the entire Forest Rangers having one of the most intense, frustrating and most challenging game of hide and seek in the entire freaking forest.

You hiding underneath the sand like a fricking snake everytime Cyno spots you from a disrance.

-Vine Boom 🧨

I am no longer apologizing for lateness simply bc atp its basically assumed Im terribly sorry 💀 /so gen

  

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Sun: Reader, (you/they/them)

Orbit: Headcanons-ish, Imposter SAGAU? Imposter SAGAU Reversed Ver? unclear (NOT DARK)

Stars: little here, little there

Comets & Meteors: Content Warnings: reader/you thinks everyone is hunting them down, dark sagau fake-baiting lmao, & Trigger Warnings: none known.

Please comment if I missed any. /gen

No but the traumatic experience of you cautiously wandering into Mondstadt after realizing ur in Genshin like, ✨👄✨

and every single street/alleyway you try to go down to even avoid it is just people all looking at you like: 👁️👄👁️ ???

and ur over here equally just like: 😃 tf u lookin at????

u get up near the cathedral and finally see a playable character, Barbara, and she just fully GASPS and POINTS at you like she’s getting paid to be an actor for this

shouting sm nonsense like: “My Creator??? King of All???? IS THAT YOU?????”

and after which a few nuns check the commotion, Rosaria and Barbara’s Visions are glowing, and all join in heckling you

Venti coming (literally) flying around a corner on a breeze, saying he was trying to catch up to you, and ohhh now ur Convinced:

None of these bitches must be happy to see you, you did forcefully control their bodies if by the sounds of it they knew you/they must’ve been aware during the game, aw damn looks like u gotta run for your life now

You just book it out of Mond, Venti/Barbara yelling after you to come back, and meanwhile you’re leaving a shell-shocked Jean/Diluc/Kaeya (with Visions glowing) in ur wake on the way out

Not one being, mortal or otherwise, convinces you to stay in Mond, and you finally get to Dragonspine- the only place u know they wont follow

(well maybe the pyro characters but ur betting if u can make it up the mountain theyre not committed to,, running you down? arresting you?? ur not sure)

u make it all the way up and luckily everythings all solved like u did in the game, the traveler must be well into teyvat by now, and u decide to say “for the already achieved achievement” and fuck around and find out near the nail

U thought as u finally got on it u heard a scream somewhere in the sky, and u spotted Dvalin carrying Venti/Barbatos, and once again book it out of town (damn u cant believe theyre so committed they got the dragon in on it…)

so u haul ass all the way down the mountain, traveling only at night, living like a vampire, holing up during the day when u see Mond citizens/knights/gods/etc. walking around presumably looking for you

but u make it, finally! sweet, sweet Liyue, ur 2nd home (besides Mondstadt)

Only to immediately, like right outside the fucking gates to Liyue Harbor, run into Zhongli.

and he’s standing there like this mf knew u were coming, and the first thing out his mouth is some BS like, “…Darnell, that you??”/ref LMAOO

but instead of laughing abt it u just scream and run for your life haha

oh jesus h christ- he’s sending the adepti after you fuck- how hated are you??

sure u maybe hate Celestia a little, and sympathize with the traveler, but this seems a little extreme?!

you go to the one place u know he/any other adeptus doesnt like to come often, Azdaha’s cave

and after a night (well, day bc ur sleeping during the day now) of Azdaha sleeping peacefully, he wakes up fully coherent and u actaully have a rlly pleasant conversation with him about Liyue food lol

he also kept mentioning some kind of god? but like in reference to you?? are u connected to them, u kinda know a lot of gods atp so ur not sure which he means, a god to rule them all??? Celestia?? yeah u guess u know those fucks-

Cue u looking down from ur perch in the stalagmites above, u found a ledge and Azdaha helped you,

only to see a very concerned and borderline nervous Zhongli down below, Azhdaha just greets him like nothing’s wrong, but as soon as he sees you’re uncomfortable, helps you escape (more like teleport) away

(the old geo archon was probably nervous just be around Azhdaha u assume)

and now ur on the islands of Inazuma

u know exactly what islands are all but abandoned, the ghost one, the electrocuting one, and the scary bird one, all great options 👍

Raiden and Yae Miko manage to find you on every single one, with Yae getting more and more exasperated, and Ei getting more and more concerened with every position they find you in

hanging out on the banks of the electro river that would kill you if it weren’t for the little electro trees fending it off (thank fuck u maxed that shit out while in game)

bc u assumed they’d hate to be around it, plus lots of ronin- nope Ei is almost… scolding you?? oh but she’s got her Musou no Hitotachi out fuCK-

(she was slaying ronins that were getting too close to you)

she also is constantly jumpscaring you on tsurumi island/ghost island bc while the ghosts are gone, the creepy atmosphere isn't, and it makes her all the more terrifying as The Raiden Shogun comes walking out of the fog into the cave you've hidden in, stuff of ur nightmares for weeks as u just bird box style try to be silent and stealth around the island to get to an abandoned boat,

literally her scary ass purple sword glowing silhouette wandering around in the fog as you paddle away 💀

getting to thunder bird island and Yae Miko is literally both running/teleporting as quickly as she can to you, as you jump from floating rock to floating rock to escape her, god its so unnerving to watch someone so lazy running after you

she keeps getting in this weird “praising the heavens pose” sometimes when you jump, oh shit she’s aiming hER ATTACKS AT YOU THATS WHY-

oh good- she missed and deflected some stray debris coming ur way, u gotta get to the bird area and see if you can glide away (u managed to get a glider at some point thank fuck)

the bird is luckily on ur side against all these mfs trying to hunt u down (for controlling their bodies u guess) and flies u back to mainland teyvat

sumeru u thought would have the most mercy on u tbh, maybe fontaine bc Neuvillette only rlly cares if u break “fontaine” laws, maybe he wouldn't care to chase down a mortal like u over this

and nahida bc shes just nice

which is somewhat true, as you are acting like tarzan swinging around on vines and shit to escape the forest rangers

but she does show up in ur dreams, but shes just all foggy or distorted, u guess bc ur not of this world or smth??

and so it just unnerves u more, and u try to make it out to the desert, where at least there's no gods to worry about

mf ur hunkered down in a pyramid and see the shadowy shape of Cyno walking thru a sandstorm at you 💀

U dont kno how u got out of that one tbh, smth abt “king deshret made a plan for this” and left it behind for ppl to use to escape underground, sweet

And while Nahida and other eremites, scholars like Alhaitham/Kaveh/Dehya were looking around the desert sands, u slip by them

And u make it to the oasis at the edge of the desert, and steal an old rowboat to cross to fontaine (if i had a nickel everytime u needed to escape a god via old rowboat, youd have 2 nickels- )

and getting to Fontaine is not much better.

U literally get to the clockwork tower, foggy, ominous, uninhabited except for treasure-seekers occasionally, its perfect

until Neuvillette himself just strolls in abt 3 nights of u making camp there

u nearly shit urself as he just fake-knocked on a wall, meanwhile ur like hanging from the ceiling (four limbs out suspending you type of fictional shit)

luckily, mostly bc u were trying to wait him out (which wasn't possible ur limbs hurt so bad) he was, finally, the first person around u long enough to be genuinely kind and patient and answer questions

(Neuvillette acc couldn't figure out where u were at first, and was very confused how u got ur voice to boom around this chamber of the tower, after a minute of talking u trusted him enough to tell him to look up lol)

just in time too, he was able to hide u from the archons a little longer bc u were nervous

(u were already intimidated enough by Neuvillette being irl himself, talking to you, let alone all the other gods/vision users, as u realized afterwards thinking abt all the ppl trying to “hunt u down”, that if they all counted as ppl actually wanting to see you, that was a rlly overwhelming amount, esp if their first instinct is to run at you??? what are you, a fan-abused/disrespected kpop idol????)

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trying to be fancy and schedule posts once i get enough free time to actually wrangle my adhd to actually partake in my favorite hobbies 💀

well as long as I'm not getting slammed with lots of shifts again

hope u guys had a great weekend and have a good week! Happy late Valentine’s Day :)

Safe Travels Vine Boom,

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[thatshadowcomic]

Shadow likes to play piano

He likes the range. It can be fun, sad, relaxing or jazzy. If there's one thing shadow hates, it's feeling restricted.

I like to think sonic makes break beat and rock music but never claims it, so shadow has no idea he's listening to sonic's music. Live and Learn was sonic's farewell to shadow, when he thought shadow died.

[originalartblog]

could I mayhaps trade this delectable piece of candy for a pic of teenyzai tucked inside of The Matchbox like it’s a bed please 🍬 I’d even be willing to part w two if u so desire 🍬

(love the teeny series btw, it rlly flares up the cuteness aggression to a concerning degree. I wanna grind them between my teeth so bad)

part 2 here

[splinterclan]

Kittens! Can we see the sprites?

They!! These buggers are gonna need some shapey designs to tell them apart but i love their coats anyways

[frm9pm]

[myreitha]

More gold painted things - this time some shoes a friend asked me if I could jazz up for him :)

As usual, the paint is Jacquard Lumiere Metallic paint in the color 552 Bright Gold!

Image description in alt (If it's best to do an ID in text here too, please let me know!)

[thecoolsquirrel]

[nymphie-mama]

game’s over

part 1

pairing xavier thorpe x reader

summary in which the reader has to finish what she started

warnings angst in the beginning, pet names, pre established relationship, smut [unprotected piv (don’t do this kids), overstimulation, dumbification, f!oral]

request a few people asked for a part two. (@dangeroubouquet @ravenclawprincess333 )

i no longer support percy hynes white and i do not write for xavier thorpe anymore.

The walk back to school was unbearable. He knew this. Xavier liked that you were desperate for him right now.

You knew you had asked for it, but it was killing you that you weren’t full. All you wanted was his hands roaming your body and him filling you to the brim. He knew that was what you needed.

“You’re mine, Y/N.”

“I’m yours, Xay,” you said, Xavier reaching for your hand. “But you aren't mine, huh?”

“What the fuck are you talking about?”

“I saw the way you and Bianca were flirting. That’s how we even ended up here.”

“Y/N. I didn’t flirt back. I-“

“Then why’d you give me that look”

“It was funny!”

“Fuck you, Xavier”

He took that to heart.

The second Xavier welcomed you into his dorm room, your chest pressed against the door, and your skirt was immediately hiked up again.

He ran a finger through your folds, laughing at your whine as well as how wet you still were.

“Jesus,” he grunted, filling you with his semi-hard cock with ease. He was relentless, giving you no time to adjust before pulling almost all the way out and then slamming back into you.

He didn’t stop. You didn’t want him to. His arm wrapped around your waist, bringing your ass closer to him. He kept a fast, strong rhythm, every thrust hitting that perfect spot only he could get.

“Xay, please don’t stop,” you moaned, his free hand finding your clit and rubbing tight circles around it. You were close and he could tell.

“Fuck, angel. You feel so good,” he groaned, and with only a little more, your release washed over you. His name desperately fell from your mouth, along with little curses and pants.

But he didn’t stop.

“Xay, please, it’s too much I-“

“No, no, princess. We’ve gotta get it in your little brain that you belong to me. And I belong to you.”

The overstimulation brought tears to your waterline and a burn throughout your whole body. The pain and the pleasure were neck and neck with each other.

Just as you began chasing your second orgasm, Xavier’s thrusts slowed and became more sloppy. His grip on you tightened and he brought kisses to your covered shoulders, neck adorned by the necklace he bought you, and the sides of your jaw. He was exploring your body, chasing his own alleviation.

“Xavier I’m gonna-“

“I know, baby. It’s okay.”

And with a few more rough but slow thrusts, your second release of the day came. Tears stained your cheeks and sweat dripped down both of your foreheads, but Xavier’s orgasm came too. Feeling you come undone around him, not once, but twice, pushed him over the edge.

Thinking he was done, he let go of your waist and helped you up. That familiar cocky smile stretched across his face when you stumbled to walk, but he brought you to his bed nonetheless.

You laid flat on his bed, expecting him toys next to you. Instead, he (finally) pulled your damp panties off your legs. He kept eye contact with your hazy eyes as he positioned himself between your legs.

“It’s so much, I can’t,” you whined, body contradicting with yourself. Xavier was good with his tongue, it would hurt but it would be worth it.

“Gotta learn your lesson,” he said, bringing the tip of his tongue through your folds, stopping at your swollen clit. He groaned at your taste, “But if you really want me to stop, I will, Y/N. Just say so.” He maintained eye contact, waiting for a response. At the absence of one, he went back to work. You both knew you loved the way he treated you with his mouth.

Still looking at you, he brought your legs over his shoulders, groaning into your cunt when you tightened them around his head.

You were spent, but god it felt good. Your head threw back as his finger prodded your entrance.

“Look at you, all messed up because of me. So pretty like this, all for me.”

Xavier was bringing you to your third orgasm of the night, and fast. Between his flitting at and sucking of your clit, and his fingers plunging in and out of your hole, you could feel it coming.

Your body began to twitch and spasm, he used his free arm to wrap around your thighs, keeping you in place. Your hands flew to his hair, tugging and making him rut and moan.

In record time, you were cumming around his fingers, and he lapped it up like a man starved. Sucking on his fingers, making you watch.

“Mine, Y/N.”

“Mine, Xavier.”

“Game’s fucking over.”

wednesday masterlist

[definedvines]

you know it, bro

[hellsitegenetics]

I beseech you to please do the navy seal copypasta:

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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Closest match: Hoplodrina ambigua genome assembly, chromosome: 14 Common name: Vine's rustic

[zimt-deathnote]

I imagine that the average classroom convo at Wammy's (at least when they were all like. 9-12 years old) is a lot similar to the "Johnny has 19 bottles of dish soap" vine.

Teacher: Mello has 19 bottles of dish soap, and he gives Near-

Helix: Wait, why does Mello have so many bottles of soap?

Mello: MIND YOUR BUSINESS, HELIX!

Love this. Every bit of it.

[jude-shotto]

🌟1920s Ineffable Wives🌟

which version do you like better?

process video🍉