#vince noir/richmond avenal

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I lose my mind when characters have neurodivergent traits!!! Especially if the show was made before 2010

[niscuit-gravy]

If anyone's reading this - might you possibly send me some inspiration, songs or thoughts? I'm really having a hard time creating.

[charlipops]

i love noel fielding so much

[lesvieuxjoursart]

I just couldn't help myself. It was inevitable.

[kingbonercar]

I’m slowly converting all of my friends into Noel Fielding stans

[bisexual-thoughtss]

Random Question:

If all the characters you write for had a favorite color, what would those color(s) be?👀

This one was fun! I did the characters I’ve already written for, not the whole list of who I would write for if requested, but I can do the rest if that’s what you meant!

Spencer - Purple; like his favorite scarf.

Olivia - Maroon; warm and confident.

Tim- Sage Green; down to earth and loyal.

Peter - Light Blue; charming and friendly.

Stu - Red; fiery and passionate.

Bernard - Dark Velvet Green; like his hat.

Egon - Navy Blue; deep and comforting like his voice.

Richmond - Crimson; spooky and dramatic.

Vince - Sparkles; this would genuinely be his answer if someone asked.

[grimmars]

Noel fielding character sexuality headcanons!

Richmond Avenal:

Amab non-binary (they/them) - Bisexual

Gay posh vampire fits the bill

Vince Noir:

Afab genderfiuld (any pronouns) - Bisexual

Doesn't really mind being called a girl

Thought he was only into girls before they entered the goth scene

Noel (Luxury comedy):

Amab libramasculine (they/he) - Pansexual

No one on this show has a gender (except for dolly and maybe raymond boombox)

Dickie:

Mtf trans woman (she/her) - Unlabelled

Dickie was the only one I got stuck on sexuality wise, I don't know what she'd be into considering the area she's in isn't giving many options

Plus, she needs mad therapy I feel bad for my queen

Noel (Mint royale - Blue):

Ftm trans man (he/him) - Gay-Polyamorous

100% in a poly relationship with the robbers

They give him a cut for t-shots and saving for surgery

Had a punk phase and may or may not still be going through it

Noel (Wuthering Heights):

Mtf trans woman (she/her) - Lesbian

She's really sweet and gets really shy when girls call her pretty

Loves cottagecore and fairycore aesthetics

(I chose to ignore the kiss on the judges cheek for my headcanon)

If there was a spider-verse for noel fielding characters, Wuthering heights and Mint royale would be besties.

Ed Banger:

Cis man (he/him) - Gay

No one remembers Ed but he was the first noel character I ever saw and my life changed forever

He has no personality but is gay cause he's a rock star played by noel so duh

Pete Sweet:

Cis man (he/him) - Bisexual - Polyamorous

Is probably married to stitch like 20 years later

Maybe they added a third to their relationship at one point

I like to imagine that sweet is an au of mighty boosh where everything is the same but no fantasy stuff happens, they just work in a shop and love each other

[starrypawz]

I've randomly had some over analysing thoughts about classifying goth characters in media and essentially I think we can create the following categories

Explicit Goth

This character is described as a goth, (either in universe/character descriptions or word of god) will generally aesthetically be goth, and will often in some way depicted as engaging with the subculture

Examples: Gerard Keay, Sam Manson, The Goth Kids from South Park*, Richmond Avenal, Crimson and Ennui, Gwen, Nemi, Vince Noir**

(*Don't @ me they count ok)

(**Briefly, he still counts)

Implicit Goth/Coded Goth

This character is not described as a goth but is depicted in a way people are like 'This character would be Goth' this includes characters from settings where the Goth subculture doesn't exist

Examples: Death of the Endless, Raven from Teen Titans, Ruby Gloom, Misa Amane*, Nancy Downs, Alice Liddell (American McGee),

(*I am not quite sure if I would pit Misa in Implicit or Resonate I can see either, I would say she belongs here rather than Surface goth or Mislabeled Goth)

Resonate Goth

Potentially a subsection of the Implicit Goth but these are characters that are not described as goths, and likely were not coded as Goths as these characters in some cases pre date the Goth subculture but have resonated with the subculture enough they've been adopted and often are an influence on the subculture

Examples: Lydia Deetz, The Hex Girls, Dracula, The Addams Family, Neo and Trinity, Eric Draven, Jack Skellington,

Surface Goth

These characters often aesthetically look goth and could potentially fall into Implicit or Resonate but often do not have quite enough substance to put them in either section. I think this type tends to pop up a lot in kid's cartoons and sitcoms etc

Examples: Mavis, Laetitia Bowers , Pandora

Mislabeled Goth/Non Specific Alternative

The character is described as a goth either in canon or by fans but doesn't actually quite fit, these characters are often alternative but this is often a case of 'anyone wearing black and kind of moody is a goth obvs' depending on when these characters were created they tend to actually be Emos, this character type also pops up a lot in kid's cartoons and sitcoms

Examples: Gaz (Invader Zim), Robby Valentino, Johnny and Lacie

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Broken Mirrors

Author: Evil_Kingdom

Year: 2010

Rating: PG-13

Pairing: Vince/Richmond

Another Night, Another Bar...

Richmond takes a sip from his drink, some fruity dark red coloured drink, hell if he can remember what the name is. He takes a long gulp, shuttering at the after taste of alcohol. He thinks to himself what a weak man he is, far from what others he works with are like. Even Moss is stronger then him, and to everyone that says a lot.

But I thought you liked Moss?....

I do.

But you know he doesnt like you right?....

I know. No one likes me.

Oh dont be so hard on yourself Richie...

Shut up inner thought. Im tired of you being the only one to talk to.

He shakes his head, believing that maybe going out for a bit of air will be the solution to his problem. He gulped down the rest of his drink, places it carefully on the table, looks a round the room to see people giving him odd and funny looks

See? Maybe if you only dressed like them... maybe the would actually like you...

Not you too inner evil thought. Shut up

Richmond gives his head a big shake, then flattens out his long dark hair back into place. He then takes the steps through the crowd of people dancing irratically to the DJ with the toys up in the booth. He thinks to himself that maybe it was a bad day to come to the bar, a day when there is just too many people around. Not that he really minds that there are people around, it just isnt his type of people, so it makes for more awkward moments.

He instantly feels the cold air wrap around him as he pushes open the door. He cracks a small smile, feeling the comfort of a familiar friend

Hello Wind, nice to feel you again

He leans against the cold wall, closing his eyes for a brief moment, trying to collect all his thoughts and feelings.

Maybe I should just go home... Its not like im going to find anyone tonight.

Maybe you will never find anyone....

I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP.

He lets out an exasperated cry, slamming his fits beside him into the wall. Tears start to gather in his eyes as he opens them, looking up into the shine of the moon,

It will be ok Richie, it will all work out soon....

Thanks moon, I can always count on you.

Im the Mooonnn....

Looking out onto the darkness of the streets, he sees gaggles of people, all sorts of people, dancing and being happy, drunk and laughing.

Why cant I be like them? Why cant I have some friends?

Richmond sighs again, standing up a bit straighter, rubbing the scratches on his hands.

No need to be sad anymore. Im better then this, I can get through this.

Being depressed just makes you a stereotypical goth Richie...

Thats right inner thought. And I'm not one to be stereotypical.

Pushing off from the wall, brushing his hands softly over his dark red velvet jacket, he gives himself a smile. Tomorrow will be a better night, tomorrow he will find someone to talk to.

Tomorrow tomorrow...

Richmond stares at himself in the mirror, checking every pore on his skin.

Perfect whiteness. Though I could lay off the sun a bit more, then it would be more perfect.

You know its fashionable to have a tan now a days Richie...

I know. But thats not who I am, I am a confident attractive young man.

Just keep telling yourself that....

Shut up inner evil thought. You cannot ruin my mood today. I am going to go out a meet someone. Just you watch me.

Giving himself a big smile, flashing his clean and white teeth, he applies the final stages of his eye makeup, adding a touch of black glitter to the corners of his eyes making his blue eyes sparkle.

Moving to the closet double doors he looks into rows of reds, deep purples and blues, hints of green, and rows upon rows of black. But at the very end, far back in the walk in closet, you can see a hint of his past, 3 normal suits still hang from bar, still unable to give away the last of the past.

He holds onto them thinking one day, one day, he may actually have the want to try them on, try on what he used to be, what it was like to be the cool guy, the guy with talent, friends, and a job that doesn't include staring at flashing buttons in the basement.

As he grabs his favourite creepers, a pair of black spiderweb socks, and a deep purple button up jacket, he sits on his bed and begins to hum a Cure song, one that he cant seem to get out of his head...

Oh please don't ask me who i am

Or when and where my life began

Or why i ended up like this or how

Standing up he brushes himself off and walks out into his hallway, out the front door, and on to the streets. Walking at a slow pace he watches the moon that sits high up into the night sky, surrounded by little stars, faint to see in the brightness of the cities lights. Continuing down the street, turning left, then making a right, he finds himself smack dab in the middle of bar and nightclub alley.

Now which one shall I pray upon tonight... hmmm decisions, decisions.

You make it sound as if you will have people just throwing themselves at you when you enter the doorway, you do know you will probably drink yourself stupid and wander home, just like every weekend.

Shut up inner evil thought. I told you. Tonight is my night. Tonight I will come home victorious. Gotta be confident, show them that Im a great person.

Richmond smiles to himself, confidence beaming through him like a flaming dagger sword from his heart.

And then he sees him.

The perfect figure of a man.

Gleaming black hair, shiny with product, perfect shape and placement

But not a goth.

Richmond gives a questionable look, heart beating faster in his chest.

Well he is a he...right?

That doesn't change anything, Im quite happy with any sexual preference. Not to say i'm not picky, but love is love you know, it doesn't have a gender.

For the first time in his life, his heart beats fast, quickens his pace, and jogs up to the club, slipping through the door, staring at the slight in front of him

Lights gleam from the ceiling, flooding the crowd with different colours, music loudly playing, but not loud enough to destroy eardrums. Not a bad selection of music, thankfully, Richmond hoping that there wouldnt be an idiot DJ tonight. He searches the club trying to find the man with the perfect hair... Bingo. Right next to the bar, sitting alone.

Here's my chance. Don't fuck it up.

He takes a deep breath, straightens out his clothes, fixes his hair, and makes a casual walk towards the bar.

“One cherry vodka sour please.”

He leans on the bar, trying to be casual and confident, thinking to himself that it probably doesn't look the case, but as long as he doesn't look ridiculous, its all that matters.

Well there he is Richie... go for it..

I will I will. Don't pressure me. You know what happens when I get pressured.

You get all clammy and your voice goes all squeaky and then people stare and laugh at you....

Thanks for the reminder asshole.

Richmond turns and glances towards the man. He makes eye contact, seeing full well the man beside him is staring. His face goes pink, but he can't look away...

“Can I help you? Are you starin' at me for a reason?” The dark haired man tilts his head

“Uhh... ummm... no, I was just looking over, sorry to bother you. I don't mean to make any trouble..”

Youre pathetic Richie. What happened to your confidence?...

“I don't mean to be mean, you don't have to get all defensive.” The man gives a small laugh,

“My name is Vince, Vince Noir, you probably heard about me, I am the king of Camden Town”

The man, Vince, flashes one of the most gorgeous smiles he's ever seen, his confidence clears.

“Umm no, sorry, I haven't heard about you...”

But I would love to..

Richie go for it. Give him something else to smile about....

“My name is Richmond, and I would love to find out why everyone knows you”

Richmond tries to give himself a confidence boost, giving a small cheeky smile, turning back to pay the bartender and grab his drink.

“Would you like a drink? My treat?” Richmond glances over Vince, seeing that he chooses the glam rock style, not something he is used to, but man does he make it look hot. He slowly gives him a once over, looking at his tight shiny shirt, trailing down to his black tight pants...

His eyes linger on his bulge, his perfectly pressed bulge against his pants, perfect...

“Oi mate, eyes up here, k love?” Vince flashes a coy smile, giving a small chuckle

He snaps out of his daze, face going red

“Im sorry, I didnt mean to, I mean I wasnt..”

if your face could get any redder, you would be a tomato.

“I'll take you up on your drink offer, a flirtini please, extra sour” Vince motions for him to take a seat beside him, giving him a cheeky grin.

He returns with drinks, placing his preferred drink in front of him, sliding into the booth beside him.

Now what are you going to do Richie? You cant just get him wasted you know

I know that... Im working on it.

“You alright mate? You arent the drug type are you?” Vince tilts his head towards Richmond, catching his eye, “You look a bit spaced out. I hope im not boring you or nothin”

“Oh no, no... no problem. Im just not used to someone being nice to me, usually I get brushed off quick and that is that” Richmond tries to smile it off, like its nothing.

Vince grins, his hand slowly creeping up Richmond's leg, stopping to grab his thigh. “Good. A pretty boy like you wanted to know about me, so heres how it starts”

Popping the cherry from his drink into his mouth he leans over, hand trailing down Richmond's thigh. His mouth getting ever so close, Richmond feeling his alcoholic breath push against his face, heart racing a mile a minute.

This is it. He is actually into me

Richmond leans forward, opening his mouth, tongue flicking forward hitting the cherry stem, before closing the gap with his lips..

Tonight be all i dream

There isn't any yesterday

Tomorrow starts a day away

This here and now with you is how

Always should always be

This

Here and now

With you

[boy-is-a-bloody-mess]

”i do swing. both ways, but i’m not feeling It with you.”

yes, i’m a boosh fan now. yes, this blog’s going to become multifandom

[blackaproncraft]

Let's make one thing clear: every damn day.

[heckoffmate]

Just remembered that Richmond from The IT Crowd canonically had sex with both a man and a woman, so whoop, I guess that's another bi character Noel's played.

[sidbranikov]

Why do they look like they all individually raided Noel Fielding’s wardrobe

My fav thing about The Damned is how they look like members of 4 completely unrelated bands who accidentally walked in on the same photoshoot

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New Boosh/IT Crowd ficlet is up. 

[nyxnygma]

ABOUT ME AND WHAT TO REQUEST

My name is Nyx and I’m pansexual. I’m practicing writing and the best way to do this is by writing fanfics about my favourite characters from my most recent hyperfixations.

I’m not the best writer (especially smut) but feel free to request anything from smut to angst to fluff. I will not be writing any smut that includes piss, rape etc

I will be taking requests for:

(If you really want another character I probably will. I would prefer to write for female or gender neutral readers because I will feel more confident to but feel free to request anyway)

FEEL FREE WITH REQUESTING POLY!

❤️= favourite to write about

NEW MASTERLIST

MASTERLIST - OLD

Gotham

Ed Nygma/The Riddler ❤️

Oswald Cobblepots

Ivy Pepper (no smut)

Victor Zsasz

Bruce Wayne (no smut)

Criminal Minds

Spencer Reid

Penelope Garcia (no smut)

Scream

Randy Meeks

Billy Loomis

Stu Macher

Sidney Prescott

Mindy Meeks-Martin

Unspecified Ghostface

Marauders Era

Remus Lupin ❤️

Sirius Black

James Potter

Lily Evans

Mary Macdonald❤️

Marlene McKinnon

Poly!Marauders (no detailed smut) ❤️

Golden Trio Era (no smut)

Hermione Granger ❤️

Luna Lovegood

Harry Potter

Supernatural

Sam Winchester

Castiel (no smut)

Gabriel

The Lost Boys

Poly!Lostboys (no detailed smut) ❤️

Michael

Dwayne

Paul

Marko

Sam (no smut)

The Mighty Boosh

Vince Noir

KISS (preferably no smut)

Poly

Eric Carr❤️

Paul Stanley

Ace Frehley

Mötley Crüe

Tommy Lee ❤️

Nikki sixx

Vince Neil

Mick Mars

Poly!MotleyCrue

Poly!TerrorTwins

Hanoi Rocks

Sami Yaffa ❤️

Micheal Monroe

Nasty Suicide

Razzle Dingley

IT Crowd

Maurice Moss

Richmond Avenal

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Characters I Write For!

This definitely isn't a definitive list, if you've got a request for a character that's not on here, feel free to ask!!

X Reader;

BBC Ghosts; Humphrey Bone, Thomas Thorne, Robin, Kitty

The Band Ghost; Mountain, Dewdrop, Swiss, Cirrus, Cumulus

Criminal Minds; Spencer Reid, Emily Prentiss, Penelope Garcia, Tara Lewis

Law and Order SVU; Olivia Benson, Sonny Carisi, Rafael Barba, Casey Novak

Friends; Chandler Bing, Monica Geller

Harry Potter; George Weasley, Remus Lupin

Senseless; Tim LaFlour

Scream; Stu Macher

IT Crowd; Richmond Avenal

The Mighty Boosh; Vince Noir

911; Hen Wilson

Spiderman; Peter Parker

The Santa Clause; Bernard the Elf

Ghostbusters; Egon Spengler

Star Trek; Spock

Bridgerton; Benedict Bridgerton

Ships;

Howince - Mighty Boosh

Spirk - Star Trek

Buddie - 911

Reddie - IT