#villains paradise

[theunimagined26]

Welp, I tried having some integrity, but nobody even bothered to watch my content. So get ready for some shock value and intense violence!

Here is Angry Birds: Villains' Paradise!

Now what is Angry Birds: Villains' Paradise?

Well, Angry Birds: Villains' Paradise takes place in an alternate timeline where most of your favorite Angry Birds characters are living different lives and have not yet formed the Angry Birds flock that we know today from the traditional Angry Birds games, but this one is going to be a lot more different than anything else.

Because in this alternate take, villains are now running the world! No more heroes to face, no longer thwarting their plans because... THEY'RE ALL DEAD! Yep, the superheroes in this universe kicked the bucket, thanks to the all-powerful and immortal Wicked Family, who now serve as the eternal rulers of newly named "Villains Paradise", a universe that's ruled by villains and made for villains.

In Villains Paradise, anybody can commit all forms of crime whenever, wherever and however they want. Whether that it's burglary, arson, trafficking, terrorism, assault, or even murder, it's all glamorized by the Wicked Family and the V.I.L.L.A.I.N.S.

Being kind, heroic, or doing any acts of good are all banned and forbidden, and any small acts of kindness will face harsh punishment and be publicly executed by the Wicked Family.

They also have a high ranking system to see which villain has committed the most amount of heinous crimes and will be reward the "Villain of the Year".

And all living citizens must submit to the Wickeds' harsh orders or shall face death, and they all make one that no one will ever and will never rebel and will never be a hero because there will never be any heroes, and that is the way it should always be.

All, except for one, and who is that "one" you may ask?

Well...

Does this look familiar?

Yeah, so in this universe, our favorite protagonist Red Cardinal, is a former CIA agent turned secret villain assassin. After the Wickeds has eternally disbanded all global government agencies and organizations and are now ruling over all continents and there are no more heroes to defend or doing anything about it, he decides to take matters in his own hands, and would take out some of the weaker criminals who kidnaps people and send them back to their own families, without ever getting caught.

As the story progresses, Red begins to realize how difficult it is to face the more intense villains on his own, but he later finds others who share his viewpoint, and he then realizes that maybe... there can be hope in this horrendous world of forever despair, even if it's just the ten of them going at it on their own.

[secretlypeerless-cucumber]

JiuYuan plot bunny

Shen Yuan transmigrates/reincarnates waay before the plot even begins, as a somewhat rich second or third son of a merchant family (cliché or clasic background? You decide) not specially sick nor a priority for his family as he's not likely to inherit almost anything he is send to cultivate to a small sect. Because who else will want their unremarkable son?

Turns out ranting about poetry in the street with a vendor is a sure way to make someone important want their unremarkable son.

Enter the current Lord of Qing Jing who saw a gremlin with taste and opinions and immediately wanted him. Also the immediate moment when Shen Yuan finds out where exactly he was reborn in (pray for him). So Shen Yuan gets to join directly into QJP if he passes the other test and well, the story wont go on if he doesn't so let's say he does.

His dumbass tries to make everyone believe he's lazy to avoid work like he did back home but Aha! Shizun is on his bs so in no time he's made head disciple. Natural teacher, excellent memory and talented swordsman (This nerd got too excited by swords and practiced so much he now is the best of his generation and he desperately wants you to know he didn't want for this to happen) it's like he was made to lead QJP!

Side note: LQG will be made head disciple of BZP in a year or so, that's why SY is the generation's best, currently.

Here comes the boy! Absolutely traumatized feral kitten Shen Jiu gets into CQM and QJP out of season and with his general attitude immediately gets enemies everywhere. Not problem! Da-Shixiong will show you around and- Oh? You don't want Da-Shixiong to speak with you? Alright. Just remember to get to dinner and sleep well, goodnight!

And just like that you get an oblivious Shen Yuan respecting a hesitantly curious Shen Jiu who, in turn, decides that the best thing to do with this interest is to find blackmail on SY and take his place as head disciple.

Cue shenanigans and hijinks with stalker SJ and unsuspecting SY. And them getting closer by basically respecting SJ's space and time and being a decent human?! What?!

So like bonding with a cat. Slow, respectfully and with lots and lots of treats. Once Shen Yuan figured out Shen Jiu's weakness is just sweets it's all over. Now hes SJ's shixiong and no one else's. No, shut up A-Yuan, they are not worth our time.

Does he trust SY unconditionally? He's getting there. Nighthunts and being saved like a damsel in distress once in a while helps, even if he gets hissy and pretends to not like it. More so when SY immediately turns to him for both counsel on investigations and to make sure he's safe while in the hunts. Also Shixiong spends almost all his time helping him in fixing his cultivation and teaching him the arts, even when no one else would give a shit, so he gets extra points by being a good boy to his A-Jiu.

Shen Yuan? He thinks he's being a good bro and helping SJ fix whatever made him such an ass in PIDW. He doesn't know what happened before SJ went to CQM nor his past as a slave, only thought he looked like a feral cat and acted accordingly. And yes, calling him A-Jiu is absolutely necessary to that recovery.

In the middle of this SY tries to make contact with TLJ to help him either run away with SXY or take out the OPM so the tragedy doesn't happend. But shit hits the fan and SY gets outed as a demon sympathizer when the sealing under a mountain still happens but he tries to reason with the CQM's sect leader that the demon was innocent.

No one can prove that he was a traitor but under the added presure of public sentiment he's punished severely. Sect leader gives him two choices; He either leaves and retrieves a mega ultra rare mcguffin that'll take him 20 years to get or gets banished immediately and losses any standing he has with the sect.

In simple terms: Prove your loyalty with this very difficult quest or leave.

As a pseudo-compromise sect leader promised no one will take his place if he leaves for the quest nor will they banish SJ for being so close to a posible traitor. SY, naturally, accepts the quest with all the spite and grief of someone who failed his true quest of saving his best friend and the world too he supposes.

But QJP cannot be without a Head disciple nor a Peak Lord! Because plot twist, the lords are preparing to ascend in the next like 5 years. Sect leader knew this, and this is his way to force QJ's peak lord to appoint a different head disciple when SY is away anyways. If that happens SY will lose everything anyways, even if he comes back.

So the strategists get together and make a plan.

Shen Yuan will leave in his quest but before that he'll marry someone trusted that can be acting peak lord in his absence but will not usurp his place. Doble plot twist! That person is Shen Jiu because just as SJ got mellower with SY's influence so did SY get more paranoid. He only trust his dear shidi and no one else but oh how could he force his shidi into- Oh? You'll do it? Why do i have to be the wif-

And they marry in semi secret, taking a small moment for SJ to make him doble promise to come back for him and to give his own doble promise to wait for his return. SJ doesn't like this, not one bit. But this time he's safe, in a position of power and tentatively ready to trust again. He'd rather have his husband with him at least for their wedding night but oh well, they don't get that. They make arrangements for SY to send letters to the WRP so SJ can know how he's doing even if he can't receive any in exchange. It'll be a lonely 20 years.

Shen Yuan leaves and Shen Jiu gets appointed acting head disciple and then acting peak lord. With his silks and his husband's name as a shield (Qingqiu is SY's, but he can use it because they married) he rules QJP much more detached than in PIDW, almost completely ignoring the disciples. This is his A-Yuan's work after all and if he wants it done he better hurry and come do it himself. They've always joked that SY would teach while SJ would govern the peak, even before ever discussing marriage (It didn't matter that A-Yuan didn't know they would eventually get married. They would have regardless)

And Yue Qingyuan you didn't ask? He's in the background wanting to talk to Xiao-Jiu constantly but SJ doesn't need him nor want him. SY's therapy helped him let go if not forgive YQY, he's at the point where he can just ignore him. YQY on the other hand is guiltily ecstatic SY is out of the picture and Xiao-Jiu can be peak lord and rule at his side. Just like he wanted!

Like that 15 years pass. SJ still gets a reputation of going to brothels even if its to read his hubby's letters and sleep. And at this point all other peak lords either forgot he's technically just acting peak lord or never knew there was another Shen-Shixiong who should be peak lord instead.

At this point I'm not sure how to proceed. It'll have to be either:

a) Shen Yuan comes back during the demon invasion or

b) He comes when they are having a peak lord meeting for conveniences sake

Let's do invasion for dramatic purposes.

So you have a supremely pissed off SJ dealing with the demons and watching as the runt of his peak desperately tries to beat his opponent while making a mockery out of their QJP fighting style (LBH is actually doing pretty good, SJ is just Like That™) when suddenly a sword only he recognizes flies faster than a bullet to stop the defeated demon from attacking the little beast and the whole place falls into silence. SJ can hear his pulse in his ears, he almost can't breathe.

The disciples are looking at him for instructions but he can't think of anything as the most beautiful face he has ever seen slowly walks out of the trees into the improvised arena. His hair is finally long now, but not even close to well cared for. His clothes dusty and well worn but not threadbare nor stained with ink like it usually was in their disciple days. His A-Yuan is glorious as he makes the demons run like the pathetic bugs they are.

LQG has come too but there's not more fighting to be had, only a couple reunited at last. SJ sends decorum through the window and yanks his A-Yuan into a long awaited kiss in front of basically every disciple and an enraged and flustered LQG (Man is having the weirdest awakening)

SY is surprised at first but quickly reciprocates, finally at peace with his feelings. Because guess what, 15 years of pinning + letters that slowly become romantic without the fear of retribution will do just fine for him to admit he fell in love with his husband at some point. He was scared shitless of SJ reaction to him coming back and it was only that promise what made him go home regardless. A-Jiu can hate him, but he is NOT breaking that promise. He even made it 5 years earlier, isn't he such a good husband?

Later in the emergency meating LQG is still screaming at them for shameless and inmoral and how could this be the first thing Shen Yuan does when he comes back when they could've just spared

And everyone else (minus YQY, SQH and the beast peak lord) are just like What? Who's this? And SY looks at YQY disapprovingly (He knows YQY covets his wife and purposely didn't tell them) and explains he's the QJ peak lord and SJ as his husband has been ruling QJ in his stead for the past 15 years. And yes, that's why SJ is sitting in his lap.

When the whole story comes out everyone is more surprised to know they are married than the fact SY made the last sect leader so angry he was basically given a suicide mission (Not even YQY knew that) but don't worry! He has absolutely no inclination of taking his A-Jiu's position away. He'd rather teach his little disciples and let his wife to berate their martial siblings as is his right (Someone said they'll be happy having SY instead of SJ in meetings from now on and He Did Not Like That) So they'll share the name Qingqiu as QJ has two peak lords from now on.

Now if they'll excuse them they have a wedding night to finally enjoy.

[autocrats-in-love]

Prompt (508)

“Do you hear that?” The civilian asked their companion.

The pair were walking through the city, late at night. The civlian’s companion turned their head in the direction of the loud voices, coming from around the corner

“Yeah, I do. Maybe we should check it out,” the companion said.

The two walked up to their corner and poked their heads around. To their surprise, there stood the hero and the villain, in the middle of a heated argument.

“For the last time,” the hero rubbed their hand over their face, “you can’t threaten to blow up everyone who inconveniences you!”

“I have a lot of feelings! It’s how I express them,” the villain responded, clearly offended.

[stellaepluviae]

THEY'RE HERE!!!

....now start smoochin'

[lunaghost13]

My (questionable and frankly chaotic) fictional men crushes 🖤

[glucosegaurdian]

Some bachelorette AU for the soul.

I’ve been hoarding these for a while I reread @satelliteblue’s dabihawks bachelorette fic because oh my gosh!

The pacing and character development throughout for all of the characters both on the show and not gets me every time! I find it very funny to read what’s actually happening and then see the reaction of those watching the show. Because like Natsuo and the Todoroki’s have no clue what’s going on and are actively avoiding telling Enji or causing a fuss, and the League is over making fun of Dabi and having shipping wars in between being head hunted and Tomura goes into full denial with Nighteye at his side at some point, it is so funny to me

[draconic-desire]

No I don’t have a type wdym—

it’s the white hair damn it

[romancemedia]

It's official all the new animes of 2024 are all getting 12 episodes each.

[theviceenforcer]

SMG4 - Glitch Productions VILLAINS

Mr. Puzzles has recruited Glitch's most nastiest villains to take over SMG4's Comedy Zone and the entirety of Glitch Productions.

They should all sing "When You're Evil" by Aurelio Voltaire

Starring -

Mr. Puzzles - SMG4

Evelyn Claythorne - Meta Runner

Whisk - Sunset Paradise

AbsoluteSolver - Murder Drones

Abstracted Kaufmo - The Amazing Digital Circus

[nepentheseeker]

Listen

Even more similarities -

(if you don't know paradise King, he loves his hair so much too . Shinchan jumped on his head and it ruined his hairstyle so he got worried and also got mad)

Gun is the cheap copy of THE PARADISE KING

[iamgoodtobeart]

MAKING CHARACTER DESIGN for Epic: The Musical// Monsters, Villains, Prop...

Here we are with the video fo the others characters from Epic the Musical! In this one i made Polyphemus, Circe, Prophet, Scylla, the Siren, Antinous and Suitors, Calypso and all the gods from God Games, showing the works in progress! Hope you’ll like it! Make me know what you all thinking about them :3

[theunimagined26]

I made a Venn diagram of my villains' takeover idea

[benkaben]

I seriously can't stop thinking about it.

[yoakenouta]

ㅤㅤ" CALLING this a chuuni's paradise is a bit much ... " Though, it was hard to deny that. " It probably would've been more fun if everything didn't start like ... y'know, that. "

[stellaepluviae]

They're plotting to abduct their dear Alfons into a Virtue and Vice design.

(The three of them are getting ready to be married.)

[pokepollsters]

Best Pokémon Villains Tournament- Individuals Bracket- Round 1: Match 3

With how I had to format the images for tumblr, it was bound to happen eventually, but we've got ourselves a battle of the short-imaged ladies! Both of these two are newer villains in the franchise, but which has left a bigger impression on you?

Clover, the middle Miss Fortune sister, may be the ancestor of Candice! But where Candice is sweet, Clover is, well, not. A bandit and former member of both the Diamond Clan and Galaxy Team Survey Corp, she had her hands in a lot of places- but prefers to be on the lam with her sisters. Sporting most of a Ginkgo Guild uniform she stole, Clover will keep you on your toes as she tries to rob you- but can she outwit her AI opponent?

Professor Sada certainly isn't in the running for world's best mother, but she's no villain- nor is her AI assistant that she created. However, the Paradise Protection Protocol certainly is antagonistic to the player, threatening the lives of the player and their friends to protect a potentially ecologically disastrous machine. Battling the player with a team of powerful paradox Pokémon, this isn't anything to take lightly, and is worthy to stand alongside the battles against other major villains in the series! But does the AI lack the human touch that some may like in a villain?