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Back on my narrative ghost sj bullshit ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

Kinda wanna write a fic based on this doodle ngl

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Top 5 weirdest ways Cang Qiong first met Shen Qingqiu’s husband, Shen Yuan, before Shen Qingqiu was finally willing (forced) to do introductions

1. Found in a Succubi nest taking notes. Liu Qingge was assigned a mission to look for an “abducted young noble or rich person taken by succubus” and tada there was Shen Yuan merrily chatting away with the barely clothed ladies asking a million questions (and also sneaking in some pleas to help him win over his angry spouse)

2. Sighted in a brothel taking notes while interviewing a brothel patron (Tian Langjun in human disguise), Mu Qingfang coming down to town to give free check ups to the local village

3. Coming out of the sect leader’s bedroom - Shang qinghua delivering the budget reports

4. Coming out of Shen Qingqiu’s bedroom holding a large pile of dirty bedsheets. Qi Qingqi just assumed this was a mere servant and paid no mind, going so far as to order for dessert and snacks to be brought to the table and then getting angry when the servant ignored her

5. Walking out of a just killed snake’s mouth covered in blood from stabbing said snake through the mouth Harry Potter style. The peak lord in question just brushed it off as his drunken imagination.

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you walk into the cat girl cafe and they offer u milk wyd

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Let lwj touch a boob

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wei ying cat girl at ur service 🫡🌸💕

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I reread kingfisher feathers again...

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wei ying womb tattoo let's GO !

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happy belated birthday wei ying 💜

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wei ying and bichen at your service 🫡💦✨

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Its been so long I'm sorry pls take an apology lwj

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Hi! I love your sv peak assignment quiz (I got qian cao) 😁

I'm really curious about what some of the most common answers to the questions were though!!! Is there any way of seeing the responses? Would be willing to share? I've gotta know- was there a six balls sweep?????

Awww thank you <3333

Unfortunately though, the website doesn't let me see what the most common answers are :( However I can infer through that stats I can see and basically what fandom favorites are from popular tags on tumblr- what were most likely the common choices!

This is the stats on which peaks were chosen the most.

And as you can see Qian Cao, Hao Chi, Qiong Ding, and An Ding Peaks are currently the top four popular peaks! (also insane that 1k people took this quiz LMAO).

The reason why these peaks are the highest are likely because they have the most "passive" or "morally good" answers when it comes to the situation questions.

But, lets not get carried away! We are here for Six Balls!!

Q: "Which obscure SVSSS side character do you like the most?"

You get 6 possible choices for an answer:

A(1): "Antelope Demoness (A young demoness who looks after SQQ when he is kidnapped by Tianlang-jun)"

It is unlikely a lot of people picked this because she has no name (thus no real tag for her on tumblr or on any site) and I doubt many people remembered her. (Though picking her did give you a point towards Qiong Ding- the 3rd most popular result)

A(2): "Six Balls (The young demon who gives SQQ Liu Mingyan's sword tassel)"

Six Balls!! While the fandom behind Six Balls is small, he is definitely considered a fan favorite by the more dedicated SVSSS fans! (also if you picked this one you got one point towards An Ding, An Ding being top 4 in the popular results).

A(3): "LBH's Mother (The old washer woman who takes care of a young LBH)"

Now LBH's mother despite being technically nameless would be a relatively popular choice because of how often she shows up in fanfiction, fanart of younger binghe, and popular fanon ideas in the fandom <3 (Also her choice gave you a point towards Hao Chi which is the SECOND highest result!)

A(4): Yang Yixuan (The young man who helps SQQ, LQG, and MQF during the Jin Lan City arc)

Another fan favorite and he shows up for longer then a paragraph in the books! Yang Yixuan also has a pretty dedicated fan base, with lots of fanfiction either directly dedicated to him (via ships or little character studies) or involving him in some way (I.e. background/support character)! So I can imagine a lot of people choosing this option! (Also choosing him gives you a point towards Qian Cao Peak- which is the highest ranked result!)

A(5): The Unnamed Ku Xing Peak Lord (He is mentioned to have a harsh temper!) 

I dont really see a lot of people picking this guy, after all he is both nameless and barely shows up in canon- not only that he seems to be quite harsh! (Also if you chose him your points would go into both Qing Jing and Suan Ming- both relatively low on the popular results)

A(6): Ji Jue (A disciple during LQG's generation who fights SQQ outside of a brothel)

Another character I dont really see people picking, despite the fact he has a name, he doesn't seem that cool... plus picking a fight with a fan favorite like Shen Qingqiu..?? Yikes! (And yet again picking this option would not get you into a super popular peak based on results).

So basically to boil this all down, I think most people either picked Luo Binghe's Adopted Mother, Six Balls, or Yang Yixuan!

Also we could probably just settle this by running a poll.. oops!

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imagine an au where shen yuan transmigrates into a blank slate npc with very little system involvement, traveling around for a while until he's found by yue qingyuan and taken back to the sect because apparently shen qingqiu went missing around his transmigration period and shen yuan looks exactly like him, so it must be him, but then a few weeks later when he's just settled in on the peak and accepted his fate the real shen qingqiu shows up who was just on vacation and everyone forgot.

now there are two shen qingqiu's, one of whom is the real one and the other an amnesiac they gaslighted into believing he is shen qingqiu.

anyway—shen qingqiu has a new didi now!

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❗❗This AU has an official name❗❗ (maybe one day this story will become fanfiction, but that's not for sure)

"In an emergency, attach the cat"

I wanted to publish these drawings together with a small lore comic, but the comic is delayed. That's why you see this post separately x)))

Thank you all for such a feedback to the last two posts!❤️🤲😭

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yk that post, what of u looked thru a mirror and saw everything you could have been, that’s sooo shen jiu ^^

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At a monthly Peak Lords meeting:

Yue Qingyuan: *talking about the budget allocated to Bai Zhan and how it would be better to reorganize it for less punching bags replacements and training camp repairs… if Liu Qingge controlled his disciples better*

Shang Qinghua: *in English, looking at Shen Qingqiu* he might as well let those frustrated boys let off steam in something other than fighting, you know what I mean

Shen Qingqiu: *hiding behind the fan, also answering him in English* they're teenagers, you moron

Shang Qinghua: *in English* I know! Violent and super horny teenagers! They must not even get a break! I bet if they were to let them free or go out to have some fun with the ladies of you-know-which peak…

Shen Qingqiu: *hits him with his fan, hides behind it again before his reddened face gives him away* you're a asshole. But for once, you might make... sense. If they have nothing else to focus on…

Shang Qinghua: *in English, excited* see? see!? They definitely need to stick their teenage dicks in some hole before they continue digging holes in the training camp. Ah, bro…

Shen Qingqiu: *fanning himself, continuing in English* I might suggest our shidi a night hunt and might accidentally lose the boys into the city to a Without-A-Cure outbreak…

Shang Qinghua: *in English, laughing* that’s it! Slut rights for those boys. Let them go flirt, have fun, and have a little, you know, that other funny fun…

Mu Qingfang: *clearing his throat a little after a sip of tea* of course, if you’re going to set up sex tourism with the horny teenagers of shixiong's peak, let me first give them some contraceptive advice. We don't want STDs spreading like a plague out there *sips his tea with his pinky pointing up, looking at them with disinterest, having clearly spoken in English*

Shen Qingqiu: …

Shang Qinghua: …

Shen Qingqiu: You…

Mu Qingfang: ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ

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I FORGOT TO POST THIS FUCK

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Something I've been thinking about with Shen Qingqiu is--well, Shen Yuan would have hated Airplane's original plan for the novel too, you know?

His wrath about the porn and the dropped threads and the wasted potential was perfectly sincere; this was not what he signed up for at all. (The frustration was justified. Not leaving was clownish. Clownish exaggeration of normal impulse; who among us has not insisted on finishing something we weren't enjoying to See What Happened.)

But he would have been so mad if the book had properly delivered the Shen Jiu & Yue Qi backstory, and the Tianlang-jun and Su Xiyuan backstory, and gotten all the symbolism and fate and cycles of violence properly lined up as intended. And let the sun set on a Luo Binghe who was peerless, and alone, and miserable enough to die.

Even if the tragedy was well-executed and thematically resonant! Even if Airplane did a really good job! He'd have been so mad! He wanted Luo Binghe to be happy. He wanted a happy ending for his boy.