autocrats-in-love

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Prompt (532)

The villain tried and failed not to sound amused as they said, “You really think you could beat me up?”

The hero glared. “Just because I’m short doesn’t meant I couldn’t fight you.”

“You know what? you’re right,” the villain crouched down. “Ready when you are.”

The hero pushed the villain’s smug face away from them with a blush. “You’re such a jerk.”

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Prompt (531)

The villain frowned down at the paper. “What is this?”

“A contract,” the hero said. “You’re not allowed to fall in love with me.”

“Fall in love with you?” The villain said incredulously.

The hero sighed. “It’s happened three times already. I need some insurance.”

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Prompt (530)

“Can you be any less subtle?” The hero mumbled.

The villain grinned at continued circling the hero’s wrist with their thumb, noting the hero’s deep blush. “I’m not trying to be.”

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Prompt (529)

The hero glanced at the seconds ticking away on their watch. The hero's friend noticed and rolled their eyes.

"You're disappointed the villain's hasn't shown up yet, aren't you?" The friend said.

The friend watched the hero's face warm. "I'm not," the hero denied. "I have no feelings about the villain whatsoever."

"Didn't they get you that watch?"

"To insult me for running late all the time," the hero sniffed.

"And you wear it literally all the time," their friend pointed out.

"Well. . .uh. . ." the hero said, out of excuses.

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Prompt (528)

“Hey, are you okay?” The villain asked cautiously when they saw the distraught hero.

The hero sighed. “No! I got a tear in my cape. I’m un presentable like this.”

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Prompt (527)

The world spun as the hero fell to the ground. They barely stopped their head from cracking on the concrete.

"How could you do this to me?" The hero said, distraught.

"What? I didn't make you slip on ice, that would be a terrible plan. Watch where you're going!" The villain replied, very offeneded.

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Prompt (526)

“What?” The villain shouted. “Too scared to come out and fight me?”

The hero glared from their hiding spot under an awning. “It’s raining, and I just got these shoes. Can’t we fight to the death where’s it dry?”

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Prompt (525)

The hero pulled the villain in for a kiss. The villain was able to stop themselves before their lips connected.

“What are you doing? We’re supposed to be fighting,” the villain said.

“This is still a fight,” the hero said, and then their lips connected.

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Prompt (524)

The villain stared up at the bright sky. Blood pooled from the wound in their abdomen. They closed their eyes gently. Their death would be a peaceful one.

Until someone was grabbing onto them and pulling them up. The villain opened their eyes when strong arms lifted them. They were in the hero’s arms.

“Hang in there,” the hero whispered, eyes on the villain’s wound. “I can’t lose you yet.”

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Prompt (523)

“My heart aches for you,” the villain said dramatically. “Every moment we are apart is agony.”

“Cool. You still broke into my house in the middle of the night to assassinate me,” the hero said, crossing their arms.

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Prompt (522)

“You’re off to fight the hero?”

“Yeah.”

“Then why are you putting on so much chapstick?”

“Uh. . .”

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Prompt (521)

The villain stared down at the harsh, crisscrossing scars marring their arms. The hero stared at them, too, horrified. The hero tentatively reached out and took the villain’s arm in their hands.

“Who. . .who did this to you?” The hero asked.

“Me, mostly,” the villain said. “I’m pretty clumsy. Did I tell you about that time I fell onto a pile of knives?”

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Prompt (520)

“What’s this?” The hero asked.

“My list of demands,” the villain said. “You better meet them if ever want to see your family again-”

“Hold on, hold on. I can’t see what any of this says. I forgot my glasses this morning,” The hero said.

The villain snatched the paper from the hero’s hands. “Unbelievable. Okay, I’ll read it out, but only once.”

“How about twice?”

“Fine, twice.”

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Prompt (519)

"I've never met anyone quite like you."

"Someone so charming?"

"More like someone so annoying I want to rip my ears off."

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Prompt (518)

The villain smiled at the the object in their palm. It glinted in the sunlight.

“What’s tha-” the villain’s henchman looked over the villain’s shoulder and gagged. “Is that the hero’s tooth?”

The villain sighed dreamily. “Yeah. Knocked it out myself. Isn’t it beautiful?”

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Prompt (517)

“People don’t take me seriously enough,” the villain said. “How can I look more intimidating?”

“Well, for starters, you can stop inviting your enemies to lunch dates to survey them,” the hero said.

The villain chuckled sarcastically, but wrote the answer down anyway. The hero sipped their coffee. A wry smile curled their lips.

“You’re paying, right?” The hero asked.

“Shut up. Yes. Next question.”

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Prompt (516)

“No one talks to me like that,” the villain said threateningly.

“It’s so cute that you think that,” the hero said, looking at the villain with a flirtatious smile.