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I don't come around drawing Thor and Loki in so for now the King's Hall stays empty, its throne waiting for the new king and his adviser.
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ME WITH FICTIONAL MEN
#no matter how evil they turn aemond my delulu brain is like… he’s just misunderstood#aemond targaryen#daemon targaryen#aegon targaryen#ivar lothbrok#aemond x reader#daemon x reader#aegon x reader#game of thrones#house of the dragon#got#vikings#ivar vikings
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Jacaerys velaryon- riding the crown 18+ smut
King!jacaerys x wife!reader
Warnings: smut, ‘heir making’, p in v , cowgirl, AU no dance of dragons. Teasing, slight humiliation ig, slightly dark Jace. Conception.
Description: riding the most powerful man on the most powerful seat.
“How did this happen?” You thought, your king husband summoned you to the throne room to discuss something, but now you were both on-top of the iron throne as you bounced up and down on his cock.
You felt every inch of him sinking in and out of you as you slowly moved up and down on his lap, your hands griping his shoulders for support. “Fuck..Jace” you moaned and you felt his hands grip your hips tightly.
You sped up slightly, trying to find something to grip onto that wasn’t going to stab you.
Your dress was hoisted up to your hips and your undergarments were torn open desperately. Jaces britches and trousers were pulled down just a bit past his hips to allow him to pull out his cock so your could ride it.
You felt your legs getting tired and doubled down in your efforts. “Aw getting tired already huh?” Jace teased and you buried your head into his neck and nodded into it. “My poor love” Jace taunted and griped you hips tightly to move you faster.
“You’re the one who wanted this-” you desperately panted, getting cut off by a moan as he hit your g-spot.
“Yes I did..and your the one who said you wanted to have more children that king Jaehaerys” Jace reminded you and thrusted his hips up.
“I-I was drunk…you know that” you protested, feeling a rush of energy and moved faster. “Oh gods~ right there” you moaned louder.
Jace chuckled and felt his cock throb slightly. “Even if you were drunk…I do need heirs. And what better way to make them than on their ancestors seat?” Jace groaned feeling his balls tighten but he wanted you to cum first.
“Jacearys” you moaned loudly and pulled on his luscious curls.
You felt your core tightening and you desperately tried to chase it but couldn’t push yourself over it. Jacaerys noticed and smirked, he licked his thumb before bringing it to your clit and rubbing it fast causing your orgasm to hit you like a fait train.
You froze and let out a string of curses but tried to keep moving to make Jace finish.
Jace pressed to your neck and kisssed it softly and rode you down from your high before thrusting his hips up fast before releasing his seed inside you.
“We might have just made our heir”. Jace chuckled.
“What a worthy ruler they will be then” you said sarcastically, slipping his softened length form you.
master list
#alphabet#smut#smutty smut smut#game of thrones#house of the dragon#vikings#jacearys velaryon#jacaerys x reader#hotd jacaerys#jacaerys x you#prince jacaerys#king jacaerys#wife!reader#perfect wife#jacaerys strong#jacaerys fanfiction#x yn#breeding k1nk#kids
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We are now just a few days away from the end of the submission period for the Hot Medieval and Fantasy Men Melee, and our Entrants stand numbered at 250!!!
Submissions will close on the 27th of June, so if you have a hot medieval/medieval fantasy guy (or multiple of them) you'd like to see compete, send them in!
Here is a list of our Noble and Worthy Contenders so far.
If your man isn't here, that means he has not been submitted.
The Contenders
So Far…
Adhemar, Count of Anjou [Rufus Sewell], A Knight's Tale (2001)
Prince Aemond Targaryen [Ewan Mitchell], House of the Dragon (2022-)
Alessandro Farnese [Diarmuid Noyes], Borgia: Faith and Fear (2011-2014)
King Alfred the Great [David Dawson], The Last Kingdom (2015-2022)
Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan [Antonio Banderas], The 13th Warrior (1999)
Antonius Block [Max von Sydow], The Seventh Seal (1957)
Aragorn, Son of Arathorn [Viggo Mortensen], The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (2001-2003)
King Arthur Pendragon [Alexandre Astier], Kaamelott (2004-2009)
King Arthur Pendragon [Bradley James], BBC’s Merlin (2008-2012)
Athelstan [George Blagden], Vikings (2013-2020)
Ash Williams [Bruce Campbell], Army of Darkness (1992)
Brian de Bois-Guilbert [Ciaran Hinds], Ivanhoe (1997)
Brother Cadfael [Derek Jacobi], Cadfael (1994-1998)
Carlos I [Álvaro Cervantes], Carlos Rey Emperador (2015-2016)
Prince Caspian [Ben Barnes], The Chronicles of Narnia (2010)
Cesare Borgia [Mark Ryder], Borgia: Faith and Fear (2011-2014)
Cesare Borgia [Francois Arnaud], The Borgias (2011-2013)
Prince Chauncley [Daniel Radcliffe], Miracle Workers: The Dark Ages (2020)
Prince Daemon Targaryen [Matt Smith], House of the Dragon (2022-)
Khal Drogo [Jason Momoa], Game of Thrones (2011-2019)
Lord Eddard Stark [Sean Bean], Game of Thrones (2011-2019)
Edgin [Chris Pine], Dungeons & Dragons: Honour Among Thieves (2023)
Éomer, Son of Éomund [Karl Urban], The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (2001-2003)
Étienne de Navarre [Rutger Hauer], Ladyhawke (1985)
Faramir, Son of Denethor [David Wenham], The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (2001-2003)
Finan [Mark Rowley], The Last Kingdom (2015-2022)
Sir Galahad [Michael Palin], Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)
Galavant [Joshua Sasse], Galavant (2015-2016)
Gawain [Dev Patel], The Green Knight (2021)
Geralt z Rivii [Michał Żebrowski], The Witcher (2002)
Geralt of Rivia [Henry Cavill], The Witcher (2019-)
Sir Guy of Gisborne [Basil Rathbone], The Adventures of Robin Hood (1938)
Sir Guy of Gisborne [Richard Armitage], BBC’s Robin Hood (2006-2009)
Prince Hamlet [Laurence Olivier], Hamlet (1948)
Hubert Hawkins [Danny Kaye], The Court Jester (1955)
King Henry II Plantagenet [Peter O’Toole], The Lion in Winter (1968)
King Henry V Plantagenet [Tom Hiddleston], The Hollow Crown (2012-2016)
Prince Henry [Dougray Scott], Ever After (1998)
Hugh Beringar [Sean Pertwee], Cadfael (1994-1998)
Inigo Montoya [Mandy Patinkin], The Princess Bride (1987)
Jareth [David Bowie], the Goblin King, Labyrinth (1986)
Jaskier [Joey Batey], The Witcher (2019-)
Prince John Plantagenet [Claude Rains], The Adventures of Robin Hood (1938)
Lancelot [Santiago Cabrera], BBC’s Merlin (2008-2012)
Legolas Greenleaf [Orlando Bloom], The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (2001-2003)
Madmartigan [Val Kilmer], Willow (1988)
King Mark of Cornwall [Rufus Sewell], Tristan and Isolde (2006)
Mikoláš Kozlík [František Velecký], Marketa Lazarová (1967)
Merlin [Colin Morgan], BBC’s Merlin (2008-2012)
Niccolo Machiavelli [Thibaut Evrard], Borgia: Faith and Fear (2011-2014)
Prince Oberyn Martell [Pedro Pascal], Game of Thrones (2011-2019)
Peregrin “Pippin” Took [Billy Boyd], The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (2001-2003)
Pero Tovar [Pedro Pascal], The Great Wall (2016)
Ragnar Lothbrook [Travis Fimmel], Vikings (2013-2020)
Ravenhurst [Basil Rathbone], The Court Jester (1955)
Richard Cypher [Craig Horner], Legend of the Seeker (2008-2010)
King Richard [Timothy Omundson], Galavant (2015-2016)
Richard III Plantagenet [Aneurin Barnard], The White Queen (2013)
Robin Hood [Errol Flynn], The Adventures of Robin Hood (1938)
Robin Hood [Michael Praed], Robin of Sherwood (1984)
Robin Hood [Cary Elwes], Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993)
Robin Hood [Tom Riley], Doctor Who: “The Robot of Sherwood” (2014)
Rodrigo Borgia [Jeremy Irons], The Borgias (2011-2013)
Rollo [Clive Standen], Vikings (2013-2020)
Samwise Gamgee [Sean Astin], The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (2001-2003)
Sandor Clegane [Rory McCann], Game of Thrones (2011-2019)
Sid [Luke Youngblood], Galavant (2015-2016)
Sihtric Kjartansson [Arnas Fedaravicius], The Last Kingdom (2015-2022)
Thorin Oakenshield [Richard Armitage], The Hobbit Trilogy (2012-2014)
Tom Builder [Rufus Sewell], The Pillars of the Earth (2010)
Mr. Tumnus [James McAvoy], The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (2005)
Vlad III Dracula [Luke Evans], Dracula Untold (2014)
Westley [Cary Elwes], The Princess Bride (1987)
William Thatcher [Heath Ledger], A Knight’s Tale (2001)
Will Scarlet O’Hara [Matthew Porretta], Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993)
Will Scarlett [Patrick Knowles], The Adventures of Robin Hood (1938)
Will Scarlett [Christian Slater], Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (1991)
#pre tournament#submissions#will scarlett#a knights tale#the princess bride#the hobbit trilogy#guy of gisborne#daemon targaryen#robin hood prince of thieves#the last kingdom#lord of the rings#vikings#game of thrones
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following spree!
i've been wanting to get more active in a few fandoms that i'm in/want to be in.
So if you post any of the following, please reblog & tags the fandoms you're in? love to find new moots!
Game of Thrones/House of the Dragon
Vikings
SPN
Twilight
Stranger Things
Avatar: The Last Airbender/Legend of Korra (netflix or cartoon)
DCEU
Harry Potter
Once Upon A Time
HBO Titans
The Blacklist
The Last of Us
If you write fics for these fandoms!
#game of thrones#house of the dragon#twilight#vikings#spn#supernatural#atla#dceu#mcu#harry potter#once upon atime#the blacklist#hbo titans#the last of us#tlou
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Contains: GoT ♡ HotD ♡ HP ♡ Mauraders ♡ Ted Lasso ♡ Vikings Tv
Warnings/Guides
【P】Platonic【P】 🆇Smut 18+🆇
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Game of Thrones Masterlist Here
Robb, Jon, Theon, Ramsay, Sansa, Ned, Thoros, Beric, Sandor and more
House of the Dragon Masterlist Here
Aemond, Aegon, Jace, Luke, Daemon, Rhaenyra, Cregan, Heleana and more
♡ Roy Kent ♡
🆇Locker room🆇 p1 - Apologise p2
Bus buddy
Charity
🆇What's That?🆇
Future Mrs Gramma
♡ Jamie Tartt ♡
Prick
Please stay
The Bet
🆇Phone Call🆇
Famous
♡ Jan Maas ♡
Buttercup
Sweet As You
♡ Multiple ♡
🆇Decide🆇 - Jamie and Roy
♡ Felix Catton ♡
Who is that?
🆇Good Boy🆇
Period Pains
Dating Felix Headcannons
Best Gift Ever
Asking out the shy girl
♡ Michael Gavey ♡
Crunchy
♡ George Weasley ♡
The Deal
♡ James Potter ♡
Heroic deed
Misunderstandings
🆇Switching Positions🆇
♡ Sirius Black ♡
🆇Teasing 🆇
♡Remus Lupin♡
🆇Forbidden Forrest 🆇
♡ Ivar the Boneless ♡
🆇Does He Treat You Well🆇
Truth or Dare
🆇Does it hurt🆇
♡ Ragnar ♡
🆇Pet🆇
♡ Bjorn ♡
🆇Captured🆇
♡ Halfdan ♡
Favourite Days
Lofn
♡ Ubbe ♡
Meet me where we met
♡ Multiple ♡
Time Traveller Series (Ivar, Bjorn, Hviserk, Ubbe, Sigurd)
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Thanks for any support I appreciate it all xoxo Sage
Dividers from here and here from @saradika
Fandom dividers made on Canva
#game of thrones imagine#game of thrones#got#got imagine#house of the dragon#house of the dragon imagine#hotd#hotd imagine#harry potter imagine#harry potter#mauraders imagine#mauraders#vikings#vikings imagine#teen wolf#teen wolf imagine#reign#reign imagine#once upon a time#once upon a time imagine#aemond x reader#robb stark#sandor clegane#fred weasley#harwin strong#ted lasso x reader#ted lasso#masterpost#masterlist
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ZAPS WITH MY DYKE RAY!!!!!!!!
#sketchbook#theon greyjoy#sansa stark#game of thrones#genderbend#show vers bc i’m still saving up for the books lol lol#viking greyjoys my beloved#lil theonsa in here because I LOVE THEM#i’m doing Ramsay next yippee
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ASoIaF characters: Obara Sand
"I did not come to you for comfort." Her voice was full of scorn. "The day my father came to claim me, my mother did not wish for me to go. 'She is a girl,' she said, 'and I do not think that she is yours. I had a thousand other men.' He tossed his spear at my feet and gave my mother the back of his hand across the face, so she began to weep. 'Girl or boy, we fight our battles,' he said, 'but the gods let us choose our weapons.' He pointed to the spear, then to my mother's tears, and I picked up the spear. 'I told you she was mine,' my father said, and took me. My mother drank herself to death within the year. They say that she was weeping as she died." Obara edged closer to the prince in his chair. "Let me use the spear; I ask no more."
#obara sand#gotedit#asoiafedit#obarasandedit#the sand snakes#asoiaf#game of thrones#asoiaf characters#fancast: annabelle mandeng in vikings valhalla#myedit#a song of ice and fire
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in honor of the new kenadian video, have the best and most finished contiguous bits of a fic i was trying to write for the @mcyt-builds-contest prison edition and never completed. personally, i think giving ken access to modded materials could only lead to good things.
previous bracket fic here if you haven't read it! image transcript under the cut! (surprise! this was arcosc all along!)
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“Why’re you so worried about this, anyway?” he finally says, because he’s pretty sure worry is the expression he’s reading on Legundo’s face.
“I have…” the King in the North says, grimacing, “a bit of prior experience with prisons, you could say. Both illager and player-made.”
Viking gets the feeling he’s touched a nerve, and nearly slaps his hand over his forehead as he belatedly remembers the first time the King in the North had mentioned some sort of dungeon built by – something about iron crocodiles, he thinks. Come to think of it, that building had come up earlier in this tournament.
“Forge, right? The Prison of the Iron Crocodiles that lost to Pandora in the first rounds?”
“That’s one of them,” the King in the North confirms. “Speaking of which, do you have any idea where Forge went after his dungeons lost the contest to this prison?”
Viking shrugs. “Nada. Maybe he just slunk off?”
“It’s not like him to vanish without any sign of reemergence,” the King in the North mutters, tapping his fingers against the table. “My version of Shadow, maybe. Forge? He should’ve caused trouble somewhere by now. Made some sort of uneasy or paranoid alliance with another person that lost the first round.”
“Come to think of it,” Viking says, “I haven’t seen that Asgaard guy anywhere after we shook hands and called it a good match. I was hoping he’d stick around for color commentary on worldbuilding or something, but maybe he just had a project to do?”
The King in the North shakes his head. “I don’t think so. I think something’s going after other people on the bracket. This other finals entrant – I know you’ve been busy on your own front, but have you seen them yet?”
“Nope,” Viking says. “And I haven’t seen the guy who looks kind of like they’d be my cousin if I was a catboy, either. Which… wait. Wait, that’s really weird! His entire thing is prisons and escape rooms, they should be at this match, he would definitely have something snarky to say about it!”
“About that,” a slightly familiar voice says. “I kinda got put in a tube.”
The catperson crouched on a chair at the far end of the room raises their hand with a wave and a wry grin. “Sorry I’m late. Train ran slow. Also the whole getting put in a tube thing.”
“You got –” Viking gestures. “Wait. First question. How did you get down here?”
Kenadian examines his clawed fingernails with one raised eyebrow. “Hopped around waystones for a bit until your hat layers loaded in on the tab screen. Composter glitched so I could look around underground. Saw a stronghold. Dug straight down. Don’t worry, I covered it back up.”
Viking unconsciously reaches up to his very unhatted head, adjusting his goggles slightly. Next to him, the King in the North seems to be in a very similar state of confusion.
“Tab… screen?” he finally manages.
“Composter glitch?” Viking adds.
“Oh, we’re from a world that doesn’t have diegetic game mechanics, that’s just great,” Kenadian huffs. “Anyway. Aren’t you a ghost? Can’t you just chug a fire resistance potion and walk through the walls?”
“I already explained that to him,” Viking says, recovering from the brief shock of some random guy he’s only met once breaking into his secret underground headquarters base. “Phantoms can’t pass through obsidian or crying obsidian.”
“God you guys are hopeless,” Kenadian says, slapping one hand over their face. “Just make them not obsidian, then! You can literally just do that!”
“I…” Viking says, “what?”
Kenadian stands up again and tosses something onto the table with a loud clatter, crossing their arms with a smug expression.
Viking blinks down at the diamond-tipped chisel on the table with a confused expression on his face. “Why are you giving me a chisel?”
“Oh my god do I have to spell everything out for you,” Kenadian groans. “Bit blocks only carry so much internal info and most of it’s either transparency or whether or not they give off light. Just take a single voxel – oh, sorry, bit – out of any walls in your way and they stop being obsidian and start being bit blocks. It’s literally just that simple.”
#mcytblrsymb#legundo#vikingpilot#kenadian#dominioners#misc#txt#yt#orig#solar scraps#solar scrawls#in case anyone is wondering: the main conceit of this fic is that Viking needs to break into Pandora's Vault#because he's pretty sure the revival book might be a key fragment of his OWN messed-up dark magic tome and He Wants It Back#and he got TKITN to do it because. i mean the bracketrunner DID reference Game of Thrones. Legundo DID fan the flames a little.#and there's already a Legundo character that is straight up from a Game of Thrones themed simulation/scenario. who i already love writing.#you hand me a spoon in my kitchen? well then i'm gonna make soup! what else is a guy to do#anyway yeah i never finished this and never will. couldn't figure out how to work in the other people i wanted#i think at some point the Witch would have crawled out of their tube and haunted Avid scary style. as one should do when they've been tubed
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“Septon Cellador spoke up. “This boy Satin. It’s said you mean to make him your steward and squire, in Tollett’s place. My lord, the boy’s a whore…a…dare I say…a painted catamite from the brothels of Oldtown.”
And you are a drunk. “What he was in Oldtown is none of our concern. He’s quick to learn and very clever. The other recruits started out despising him, but he won them over and made friends of them all. He’s fearless in a fight and can even read and write after a fashion. He should be capable of fetching me my meals and saddling my horse, don’t you think?”
- Jon {A Dance With Dragons}
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Donal Logue as Bowen Marsh
Conan Gray as Satin Flowers
Ferdia Walsh-Peelo as Jon Snow
#game of thrones#a song of ice and fire#got#asoiaf#jon snow#aegon targaryen#satin flowers#bowen marsh#jonsatin#jon x satin#satin x jon#fancast#fancasts#fancasting#asoiaf fancast#conan gray#ferdia walsh peelo#donal logue#vikings#shows#books#fandoms#night's watch#lgbt#ships#perioddramas#king jon/aegon and queen satin#the men of the nights watch cant have wives or kids the rules didnt say anything about husbands#just started reading ADWD yesterday and i swear to gods if they hurt/killed satin aftet they killed jon GRRM is getting the sunfyre special#i used to think jons chapters were kinda boring but now i feel bad lol
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I am so excited for the holidays…but not because of holiday shenanigans. rather, because this is the time when the fandom comes back to tumblr. people are off from school. people are off from work. people seek solace from the emotions, sometimes hard ones, that come from holidays and end up here once more. I am excited to have the fandom all back together again. I am excited for the memes, the fics, the art. I am excited for the fandom community to be alive once more! I love you fuckers so dearly.
#fandom#fandoms#lotr#lord of the rings#the hobbit#tolkien#silmarillion#the silmarillion#supernatural#doctor who#Sherlock#Merlin#Vikings#the last kingdom#game of thrones#sao
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Welcome to my little dreamland 🏰
This blog is 18+ only !!!
masterlist ~
Here to share the fantasy worlds I love & write a little smut. There’s simply not enough wlw fanfics. I’m bi so I love to share all my fictional crushes 🤍
Thank you everyone for all the support so far! Y’all inspire me to keep writing 🤍 I had planned on only writing the ONE Margaery fic & now here we are lol
My stories:
GAME OF THRONES
Lonely Nights - Khaleesi 🤍🔥⭐️🌈
Queen in the North - Sansa Stark 🤍🔥🌈
Handmaiden - Margaery Tyrell 🤍🔥⭐️🌈
Gossip - Margaery Tyrell 🔥🌈 (sequel)
Secret Admirer - Margaery Tyrell 🌈
My Saviour - Jon Snow 🤍🔥⭐️
HOUSE OF THE DRAGON
Unspoken Love - Rhaenyra x Alicent 🔥🌈
Fun Wife - Aegon Targaryen 🤍🔥⭐️
Betrothed - Cregan Stark/Aemond Targaryen 🤍🔥⭐️
Mine - Aemond Targaryen 🔥 (sequel)
Name Day Gift - Aegon Targaryen - Sequel to “Fun Wife” (COMING)
VIKINGS
Answered Prayers - Ragnar Lothbrok 🤍🔥
How the Viking men would look at you after inviting them to your bed 💋
Touch of a Goddess - Ivar Ragnarsson (COMING)
Unholy Waters - Athelstan (COMING)
VIKINGS VALHALLA
New Friend - Leif Eriksson 🤍
LORD OF THE RINGS
Angel - Arwen Undómiel 🤍🌈
Sorceress - Legolas Greenleaf 🤍🔥
EMILY IN PARIS
La Vie En Rose - Camille Razat 🤍🌈
OUTER BANKS
How I imagine kissing Sarah Cameron 💋🌈
How I imagine kissing the Outer Banks boys 💋
Outer Banks boys ~ Kinks 💋🔥
🤍 = personal fav 🔥 = extra smut ⭐️ = popular 💋 = blurb 🌈 = wlw
they all have a little fluff & smut
(always open to requests - any shows/movies listed in the hashtags - I don’t write modern au)
🇬🇧🏴🇨🇦🇮🇪🏴🇵🇱
#fanfics#game of thrones#house of the dragon#outlander#vikings#vikings valhalla#the last kingdom#the witcher#bridgerton#harry potter#lord of the rings#the hobbit#the world to come#ammonite#dickinson#emily in paris#outer banks#shows#wlw#wlw movies#got#hotd#margaery tyrell x reader#khaleesi x reader#daenerys x reader#jon snow x reader#aemond x reader#aegon x reader#cregan stark x reader#sansa x reader
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MASTER LIST
All my works that are constantly updating!
VIKINGS ⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓊝﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖
Fluff/ sfw
Ivar the boneless-
‘Little princess’ domestic!ivar x wife!reader
Smut/nsfw
Ivar the boneless-
Be quiet. 18+
PEAKY BLINDERS ══𖠁𐂃𖠁══
Fluff/ SFW
Thomas Shelby-
Polar opposite partner headcannons
John Shelby-
Polar opposite partner headcanons
Arthur Shelby-
Polar opposite partner headcanons
Michael gray-
Polar opposite partner headcanons
smut/ NSFW
Thomas Shelby-
NSFW ALPHABET 18+
John Shelby-
NSFW alphabet- 18+
HOUSE OF THE DRAGON ༶•┈┈⛧┈♛
Fluff/sfw
Smut/nsfw
Jacearys Velaryon-
Riding the crown 18+
#smut#alphabet#peaky blinders#smutty smut smut#ivar ragnarsson x you#vikings#game of thrones#alfie solomons x reader#house of the dragon#masterlist#john shelby x you#john shelby headcanons#john shelby#thomas shelby smut
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COME ONE, COME ALL to the MOSTE ILLUSTRIOUS TOURNAMENT of the FINEST, the MOSTE PUISSANT and HOTTEST MEN MEDIEVAL MEDIA HAS TO ITS CREDIT.
Be it known that we shall accept submissions of the hottest men OF THE PEOPLES’ CHOOSING from any live-action* TV or movie media property set between the years AD 500 – 1550 (Tudors WELCOME!!), and any fantasy properties which emulate said period!
KNOW ALSO that we, by the grace of this fine hellsite and with the counsel of the moste honorable and illustrious @hotvintagepoll (many thanks), have made
THESE GUIDELINES here given:
ANY HOT GUY who appears in any movie or TV show released in ANY YEAR, from ANY COUNTRY, shall be deemed eligible for entry. Below are listed examples of eligible properties. If YE BE NOT CERTAIN whether your hot guy is eligible, submit him anyway!
Examples of Eligible Properties: The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (2001-03), Game of Thrones (2011-19) House of the Dragon (2022), Wolf Hall (2015-2024), The Tudors (2007-2010), Ladyhawke (1985), The Princess Bride (1987), The White Queen (2013), Rise of Empires: Ottoman (2020-2022), Vikings (2013-2020), The Last Kingdom (2015-2022), Diriliş: Ertuğrul (2014), A Knight’s Tale (2001), BBC’s Robin Hood (2006-3009), The Last Duel (2021), The Story of Minglan (2018), The Borgias (2013), Robin Hood (1939), Outlaw King (2018), Pilgrimage (2017), Legend (1985), Braveheart (1995), The Green Knight (2021), Excalibur (1981), Beowulf & Grendel (2005), The Lion in Winter (1968), Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993), The Black Adder (Blackadder Series 1, 1982), Rashomon (1950)
Remember: This is just a list of examples—WOW ME!
These following titles are examples of properties that do not fall within or emulate the stated time period and therefore DO NOT QUALIFY: The Three Musketeers (Any Version), Pirates of the Caribbean (2004), Barbarians (2020), Gladiator (2000), Ben Hur (1959), Shogun (2024), Elizabeth (1999), 300 (2006), Troy (2004), Xena: Warrior Princess (1995-2001), Disney's Robin Hood (1973)**, Yojimbo (1961), Shakespeare in Love (1998), King Arthur (2004)***
For the purposes of this tournament, "Man" and "Guy" are defined as any bi-pedal humanoid male character played by a man. As such, characters belonging to non-human races such as Hobbits, Orcs, Elves, Demons, Fauns, Werewolves etc. ARE admissible, and, indeed, encouraged.
If you have propaganda you forgot to include in your submission, just hold onto it and send it in an ask after the Tournament begins.
You may submit as many hot men as you like but please submit only ONE ENTRANT per submission.
Do not hesitate to submit ANY hot guy you think may qualify, no matter how popular he is. There is no such thing as a shoo-in with these tournaments. If you think "Someone MUST have submitted him already!" Everyone else is probably thinking that too and then he may well NEVER get submitted and we don't want that.
Do not worry about how many submissions your hot guy might have had already--I need to get a sense of who the strongest contenders are in order to fairly seed the draws, and the best way to do that is volume of submissions.
We are voting on the hotness of the characters. While the actors who portray them are of course a major factor in this, we are not voting on the actors themselves, therefore propaganda pertaining to the actors real lives (aside from anecdotes relating to their portrayal of the character) is not admissible.
By that same token, in the case of historical figures (e.g. Henry VIII) we are judging hotness based on the fictionalized portrayals of them in these properties, not on historical fact.
Regarding immortal/time-travelling/dimension-hopping/extremely long-lived characters, regardless of when the character was born, the main action**** of the story must take place within the Medieval Period (see dates listed at the top of this post) or Medieval-esque fantasy fantasy realm in order for them to be eligible for submission. As such, characters like the Pevensie brothers (The Chronicles of Narnia) and Ash Williams (Army of Darkness) are admissible, but Asgardians (the MCU Thor films) are not.
I, as the Administrator and Master of Revels of this tournament, am exercising discretion in the admittance of characters from works by Shakespeare, since many of them have no set date.
Re: characters adapted from books/written works - Book quotes by/ about your character are not admissible as Propaganda for their tv/ movie counterparts unless said quotes were also written into the show/movie.
Book illustrations and fanart are not admissible Propaganda
SUBMISSIONS SHALL REMAIN OPEN UNTIL MIDNIGHT, JULY 1st
The Tourney shall begin at a date yet to be determined with the Melee (Qualifying Rounds), wherein the entrants with the fewest submissions and least propaganda will duke it out in a free for all brawl to determine who will enter the Lists.
SUBMIT YOUR ENTRANTS HERE TODAY!!!
-- Master of Revels
*The "live-action" qualification does have a caveat: exception may be made for those CGI films which were all the rage in the mid-00's that used the motion-capture and likeness of the actors; for example characters from, Robert Zemeckis's Beowulf (2007) are admissible.
** this one doesn't qualify, not because it isn't the right time period, but because it falls solidly under the "Animated" category.
***Yes, sadly we are deprived of the beautiful countenances of Clive Owen, Mads Mikkelsen, Ioan Gruffudd et al because the producers of this film in their infinite wisdom and in an attempt to seem "more historically accurate" chose to set it during the Roman withdrawal from Britain, which occurred in the 5th Century (About a CENTURY earlier than Authurian tradition) and is generally agreed to have ended by AD 410. It therefore does not fall under the Medieval umbrella and is not eligible for submission.
**** "Main Action" here defined as "More than half an hour of a movie and more than two episodes of a series"
#medieval fantasy#asoif/got#lord of the rings#a knight's tale#the last kingdom#vikings#the princess bride#house of the dragon#medieval films#tumblr polls#fantasyandmedievalmelee#tournament poll#game of thrones#got
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i just find so funny that theon is so obssesed with being a proper greyjoy and what else when he's so clearly his mother's son, trapped in his little gothic story like a true harlaw. being the gothic heroine trapped with a monster in a haunted castle, just a guy in his jonathan harker era.
#asoiaf meta#house harlaw#as ethel cain said “jesus can always reject his father but he cannot scape his mother's blood#theonposting#theon greyjoy#it's all about scary houses#ironborn are vikings trapped in lovecraftian and gothic settings#asoiaf#a song of ice and fire#game of thrones
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Villains
Yeah, I've been trying to sleep but it's been eluding me, and when sleep eludes me, I tend to hyperfocus on things. In this case, villains and how people treat them or worse, people that like them.
I am and always have been a fan of villains and morally grey characters. I just find them fascinating, and love to see what drove them to their actions. I see a lot of people that complain about villains not being villains anymore and I'm just here like: perhaps you never really understood them in the first place. Perhaps you just want them to be one-dimensional because the thought of humanizing them and realizing that that villain could very well be you, or someone you love if someone just pushed you hard enough, if someone just bullied you hard enough. Perhaps, if that is how you want to see them, then they're not for you, and that's okay. And even villains who are just "irredeemable" still have some depth to them. Slaughtering millions for no reason because you can is soooo basic (yes I'm looking at you Bhaal. Bombastic side-eye)
Also the constant "but they're evil, they can never do good!" Even alignments are flexible. Because *gasp!* they were written by humans with complex emotions. Good people can do bad things and bad people can do good things, it's not a one size fits all characterization.
And then of course, my biggest pet peeve is when people police how you enjoy your characters. "You can like this villain, BUT you can't condone their actions." I am here to tell you, yes I can. You know why? Because THEY ARE VILLAINS. They're not going to invite people for tea and crumpets now are they? Villains do villainous things and that includes some very unsavory crap. Which I am fine with, because again, they're not the good guys. And sometimes, I'm glad some villains bite the dust, because they're just bad people. And sometimes I find myself rooting for some form of redemption story.
Sometimes villains are not for you, accept it and move along, instead of trying to inject your unwanted opinion into every piece of media involving a villain you hate.
Same goes for certain types of media. No creator has to cater to your sensitive soul. You are responsible for your own media consumption. Shows and books like Outlander or Game of Thrones are not for everyone, so instead of trying to police people who can stomach such content, find something else to read, there are enough books and shows out there that fit what you like. And no, just because a writer writes questionable stuff, it does not mean they are into that, and also, actors are NOT their characters, get therapy. For real.
And last but not least, I am not here to start and endless discussion with fandom weirdos. Try me and get blocked.
I will leave you with a gif of Aemond serving CVNT. (And no, I am not Team Green or Black, I am Team Aemond, Team Daemon and Team Dragon LOL)
#the fangdom cryptid rants#hotd#aemond targaryen#daemon targaryen#minthara#astarion#klaus mikaelson#elijah mikaelson#eric northman#sandor clegane#the master#missy#doctor who#house of the dragon#game of thrones#the originals#baldurs gate 3#true blood#ivar the boneless#vikings#bhaal
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