#video games are iffy

[nerdierholler]

Back update! Further talking to my sister and she says this really sounds like a disk issue so I might have a slightly bulging disk. Good news is that with rest and caution it should get better on its own but I do need to be really careful with it for the next month or two or it will become a major problem potentially. Good times. Fun times.

[iffondrels-library]

Ended up coloring some messy pen doodles of my horses from botw. Top is Buttermilk (spelled Buttermlk because I ran out of space). She's my go-to for minigames and cart pulling. Bottom is Sabyss (like sable abyss because a black stallion needs an edgy name), my constant travel companion. This guy has trampled so many hinoxes.

[arsuf]

Horizon Zero Dawn gifs (172/?)

[serenofroses]

ugh, disk write error while updating swtor on steam. 💀

[the-blathermouth]

Lacey's Dumpster

I made another Lacey edit with a Penelope Scott song, don't know if I'm gonna make any more of these (if I am then it probably won't be until the next video) but for now I'm pretty happy with the two

This one's less disturbing then the first one but there's still a bit of gore you should be weary of by the end

[chappellrroan]

can we go back to making anime uncool and untrendy

[average-monster]

Hollow Knight fandom I need your help!

You see, when I joined tumblr a few years ago, I immediately fell in love with your plucky little protagonist. I also love the aesthetic. The problem is that I have very little patience for story driven video games.

Is there anywhere I can read some lore? Just enough to find some fanfic I can read without getting lost. Or more, idk.

Thanks in advance. 🙂

[anewgayeveryday]

Today's LGBT+ Character is;

Lindsay and Jennifer from Remothered: Broken Porcelain-WLW

Status: Alive (Jen) Deceased (Lin)

[muffintonic]

Wavetale (2021)

[macroglossus]

cannot explain but the second a gun enters a video game i just lose interest for some reason..... like skryim? hours and hours of gleeful fun <3 fallout which is basically skyrim in the nuclear future? didnt even make it past the tutorial (actually quit when they had me shoot those lizard things). no idea why but theyre just soooo boring to me. if fallout had bows and giant fuckoff battleaxes then yeah i'd play

[tempestuous-tempest]

I dont write often because I've had writers block, but I kinda have an idea for a Watch_Dogs based story or fanfic or whatever you wanna call it.

I already gave it the title despite not writing it out yet; "The Tiger, The Fox and The Hare". However the idea is with one of my 5 characters (Nalla: A Fixer), Jordi and Aiden. It's not exactly a romantic type thing to be honest.

But basically they go on a job together and the big main event in the story would be a masquerade party type thing. That's where the Tiger, Fox and Hare kick in as they are wearing their respective masks. (Jordi as the Tiger, Aiden as the Fox and Nalla as the Hare.)

Of course it would have more too it but that's the base idea.

[just-sum-stupid-account]

Fascinating energy coming from Murdoc in the Pac-Man MV. Giving off the same vibes as that cat at your cousin's place who's extremely skittish when strangers are in the house & will stay in a vacant room for hours until said strangers are gone so it can continue to eat its food and shit in the litterbox in peace.

[hfjonewiki]

a non-comprehensive list of my favorite brian koch cheese credit card answers

pickle wishes he never met taco

nickel needs balloon way more than he realizes

salt needs pepper way more than she realizes

if taco had the chance to do it all again differently, she would

fan's favorite game would be lego star wars

apple still has her pony from santa, which she named "dino brawler". this is presumably the toy she was holding in episode 16

knife tried harder to be good at video games than he lets on

suitcase is still a little annoyed with oj for eliminating her for no reason in episode 7

oj and bomb are on better terms now, but will never be best friends again

he sees soap and microphone having a more sibling-like relationship, since their voice actresses are sisters (judging by the 20+ private replies, someone had some opinions on this one)

mephone 3gs didn't know his crew very well. when he watched them die, he was surprised by how much he felt

pickle genuinely made taco laugh a few times during season one

evil paper liked playing checkers (this implies that this is a trait exclusive to him that paper himself does not share)

mephone x would probably use he/him pronouns, but cobs doesn't put that much thought or humanity into the mephones anymore

mephone4 wanted to impress cobs for a long time, but meeting 3gs recontextualized a lot of his negative feelings

if mephone4 wasn't hosting inanimate insanity, he would probably be a lost media archivist

taco doesn't have nearly enough hobbies. brian thinks that's part of the problem

nickel sees himself as more worthless than most would assume

mephone4 and oj's relationship is "honestly not great"

under the guise of "scheming", taco and mic would sometimes just hang out together when there wasn't anything game-related to do

trophy struggles to do push-ups

despite being an outdated medium, cobs still sends out discs with nothing but propaganda material on them

despite not sharing much screentime together, brian thinks knife and pickle are the best ii yaoi

yin-yang likes being in cars. yin will drive, and yang will pick the music

soap would play splatoon, since all of the messes are just virtual

mephone4 is iffy on physical contact due to his past experiences with cobs

salt genuinely thought her and oj were in a relationship

just like mephone4, mephone4s' favorite food is cookies

cobs doesn't see himself as evil, he's just giving the people what they want. "not what they think they want. what they ACTUALLY want."

if silver spoon and candle are occupying the same space, people will leave because they can't take seeing how silver acts when he's around her

for a long time, baseball was the only person nickel respected

if mephone5 could live an everyday life, he would be a public menace. (destroying property, going up the down escalator)

taco actually enjoys the taste of lemon

while characters like fan weren't originally written with the intent of being on the autism spectrum, he lines right up with it

on a scale of 1-10, the amount that mepad misses toilet is "off the charts"

toilet wanted to impress mephone4 like a son would want to impress a father. "the cycle repeats a bit."

lightbulb and paintbrush take turns feeding baxter, but paintbrush usually ends up doing it because lightbulb isn't particular enough about what she considers "food"

mepad's favorite colors are black and white. "very mesmerizing."

walkie talkie (and presumably other invitational characters) didn't attend the hotel oj party

knife doesn't need to work out. he's just naturally like that

when someone asked if fantube was canon, brian answered "what more do they have to do?!"

springy hasn't had their own cereal in a long time

microphone and taco have both never been closer to someone else than they were with each other

silver and candle are a bit more distant now, but they both agree it's for the best

when the eliminated contestants were still being kept in the hotel oj closet, mepad would "unfeelingly" deliver and check in on them at mephone's request

[cecilysass]

Mulder's Top 10 Out of Hand Jokes

(ranked from "mildly spicy" to "okay how was that on 90s prime time")

10. MULDER: Before anyone passes judgement, let me remind you that we're in the Arctic. (Ice, season 1) Rationale: Mild. Genitalia jokes in a professional capacity (and with more people than just your partner) a little iffy. But Mulder was trying to break the tension. 9. MULDER: Hey Scully, is this demonstration of boyish agility turning you on at all? (Schizogeny, season 5)Rationale: Fascinating choice to say to a co-worker, but ultimately low level flirty.

8. SCULLY: Mulder, did you see their eyes? If I were that stoned--MULDER: Ooh, if you were that stoned, what? (Deep Throat, season 1) Rationale: Vague but discernible innuendo, considerably aided by DD's delivery. 7. MULDER: Birds do it, bees do it, even educated MDs do it. (Small Potatoes, season 4) Rationale: In context seemingly a flippant comment about the case, but attractive partner being educated MD makes this more eyebrow-raising.

6. LANGLY: Obviously, you haven't read our August edition of The Lone Gunmen. MULDER: I'm sorry, boys. It arrived the same day as my subscription to Celebrity Skin. (Blood, season 2) Rationale: Direct pornography use joke (that is completely reality-based and everyone knows it.) 5. MULDER: You want to make that honeymoon video now? (Arcadia, season 6) Rationale: Actual joke fairly mild, but undercover married context gives it an added zing.

4. MULDER: I don't know about you, Scully, but I am feeling the great need to blast the crap out of something. (First Person Shooter, season 7) Rationale: On the surface, about firing weapons in a video game. In the episode? After Mulder has been lusting over Jade Afterglow? Sexual overtone at best, an absolutely filthy double meaning at worst.

3. SCULLY: Snake-handling – we didn't learn that in catechism class. MULDER: That's funny, I knew a couple of Catholic schoolgirls who were expert at it. (Signs and Wonders, season 7) Rationale: Wait … what did he say? To his Catholic partner?

2. KRYCEK: You must be losing it, Mulder. I can beat you with one hand. MULDER: Isn't that how you like to beat yourself? (The Red and the Black, season 5) Rationale: Arguably Mulder’s finest junior high boy one liner. Taking it to an art form.

1. SCULLY : I guess that's why we're going to Aubrey. MULDER : Yes, and also, I've always been intrigued by women named B.J.. (Aubrey, season 3) Rationale: It’s not even connected to anything! It’s just randomly out of hand! It makes you wonder if they named the character this only to set up the joke. And there is really no way to spin this other than the most obvious meaning.

Very special bonus out-of-hand Scully: MULDER: I was merely extending her a professional courtesy. SCULLY: Oh, is that what you were extending? (Fire, season 1)Rationale: One of the best tbh. You should have done it more, Scully.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I love when an organization or government in a series like video games or books or tv shows can be the good guys in one story arc but the bad guys or morally dubious guys in another story arc. Because that’s kinda how things work irl. Systems, organizations, governments, can do both good and bad. An iffy side in a conflict can still be the best choice because staying neutral isn’t always an option. In fact, sometimes staying neutral is the worst option. And things can become worse or better overtime.

Also I love universes that last long enough for you to see different groups of people in different contexts. Different political struggles, different crises, different personal events. It allows you to take out a bit of personal frustration on how the real world works as well.