#very tmi

[artificial-hope]

Knowing that one of my kinks would send one of my friends into making a call out post makes me not really wanna be friends with them anymore idk

[fizzywrench]

Also this is TMI so its going on its own post, but I think im ovulating right now (I always get cramps on one side when it happens), and I've just had UNREAL amounts of discharge the last few days, like Im not even feeling horny because its been so busy at work so Im too stressed to let my mental gates down and relax, but yeah Ive got the Slick too, frankly its starting to get annoying

[youji-burgers]

lesbians put me in their purses like a little dog

[lastoneout]

tmi but my ph HAS bleached towels before...or like, my blood does? cuz my period stains def take the color out of our towels....maybe our towels suck?? can blood bleach fabric?? is there just something really wrong with me???

hold on questioning all of my life decisions up to this point brb

[paradoxiii]

Guess what y'all: it's Bad Brain Time™

(And uh, tw for animal death)

Okay google: how to express that life fucking sucks & I feel hollow & worthless without worrying people bc I am of the mind that offing myself is simply not an option (bc for reasons I can never really internalize, there are various people I care about who will be very hurt if I stopped existing, plus y'know, "permanent solution to a temporary problem" & I have things I still wanna do)

I was already kinda struggling bc 1) seasonal depression (which is an improvement over the former year round depression woohoo) and 2) I started a couple classes & I haven't taken classes in like 2 years (plus I've been unemployed for almost a year now) so that's wearing on me

And then one of my family's pets died. In my arms. We've had her since 2016 I think? And she was already a couple years old when we adopted her. And her health had been on the decline. And even though she loved being close to or laying on my mom all the time, I was the one holding her when she passed.

So yeah! Life sucks and existence is a prison! But all bad things must come to an end & despite having self-worth that is less than dirt, I will continue on. I will be miserable, but at least I will continue to *be*.

[your-absent-father]

I cried yesterday because I got a smoothie. You can see why I haven't been here lmao. Not to out myself as a gamer but I have been Mondstadt most of this day. My most common symptom of this time is wanting to beat the shit out of someone and that's the most safest and legal way to do it.

[bluestation]

nami day!! 🧡💐🍊

[kohdono]

:)

[artificial-hope]

Holy shit these lightening bolts up the ass are debilitating

[carelessflower]

On Testing and Qualifying Magnus Lightwood-Bane's Sugar Daddy Behaviors - An Analysis

Multiple arguments have been made against the current High Warlock of Brooklyn, superficially regarding whether this gentleman's reputation as the current Consul of the Clave's sugar daddy is underappreciated or exaggerated. This study aims to dissect the argument with the support of textual evidence throughout the couple's appearances in the series

Paying for their first date

Taking care of the bill like a gentleman. From this instance, one can assume he takes his gentlemanly courting ritual very seriously, as he also reached for the meal cheques in other occassions

Conjuring and pelping to pick fine clothes for Alec

On their famous Europe vacation, it is shown Magnus has a habit of magicking tuxedoes, suits, and well-made sweaters for Alec. Now, if he could upgrade that GAP scarf to a Burberry one, it would be much appreciated

Gentleman behavior

Even though his boyfriend is supernaturally strong with biceps to bite for days and hunts bloodthirsty demons for a living, Magnus would still rather pay someone to carry the heavy luggage than his darling

Luxurious accommodation only

There has been a previously published study on the expenses for all these places here, so this article will be repeating the same key points:

one night at Istanbul Grand Suite on the Orient Express: $26,000

suite in Belmond Hotel Cipriani: $1,056

suite in Palazzo Manfredi, Rome: $729

It is understandably relatable when one pulls Alec Lightwood and wants to do everything in their power to woo him. For Magnus, it apparently includes never letting Alec stay in any place less than five stars

Letting Alec drive the Maserati

It costs around $10,860 to rent a red Maserati 3500 GT Vignale Spider for one day. Therefore, it speaks volumes to Magnus's affection for his boyfriend that Alec almost crashes them and the expensive car off a cliff is just a "tiny accident". It is also very likely he buys this type of car later, seeing his husband's fascination with them

Living together in Brooklyn

Months into the relationship Alec has already possessed a literal key to Magnus's home and proceeds to move in after weeks of getting back together. For other poor souls who are looking for a 3-bedroom brownstone in Greenpoint, Brooklyn, the rent would be estimated at around $5000 per month. For the Consul, it certainly would involve a different type of payment method

Alec's magically money-full pocket

The consul carrying energy bars in his duffle bag instead of using the 15000$ in his pocket guarantees the funniest mental images one could possibly imagine

Enchanting Izzy's whip for Alec's birthday

Knowing Alec's top wish is to keep his family safe, Magnus chooses to tip his boyfriend's sister's whip in a prized potion to help her on the battlefield. Loving someone to the point you want to protect what else they love

Assisting shadowhunter without payment

This element may prove to be the strongest supporter of Magnus's claim as THE sugar daddy of the shadowhunter chronicles universe title, seeing how he used to overcharge shadowhunter on their business (deservingly so), and now he is willing to do all kinds of crazy shenanigans without an ounce of money. Whoever's in charge of the Clave's budget better send Alec the biggest, freshest, most expensive fruit basket

Final note

In conclusion, this research paper does not provide a definitive answer to the argument but encourages readers to draw their own perspectives. Nevertheless, it is a great possibility that in his report, the consul stated he used 10-20 dollars each week while he was traveling across the world, going to Japan when he craved sushi and staying in the finest places, all thanks to his generous husband

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[mirensiart]

tmi and also uh health conditions I guess?

this is the second month in a row that I get TWO periods in one month

Like in two months I’ve had my period FOUR TIMES?!

no wonder I’ve been feeling like absolute ass, I thought it was like a weird irregularity last month, but now it’s happened AGAIN

like I get my period, one week goes by, then I get my period AGAIN

listen….i do not have the time nor the money for health problems rn why is this happening now 🫠🫠🫠

idk if I should wait if it happens next month too or immediately go to a doctor now, my periods have always been very regular, so this is uh new to me

[theevilicecreamsoda]

All my creatures :]

TBH- Autism Creature

BTW- Adhd Creature

TMI- Misophonia Creature

FYI- OCD Creature

N/A- Aphantasia Creature

[2ndtryme]

Ptsd is so stupid like

Stop it 😡 stfu brain it’s fine

[mariusslonelysoul]

Hand flex this, rain proposal that WHAT ABOUT the half hug from behind lizzie gives her mother after lydia and wickham leave longbourn, i wanna talk about THAT

[dulcewrites]

Hmm well now that Disney went and showed their asses (again), I feel like I can say this without putting bad juju out/jinxing anything. I honestly think the writing was on the wall when amandla, who was arguably the most excited pre the show coming out, essentially went radio silent. Then my gut feeling was only compounded by them (Disney - Lucasfilms - whoever) clearly pushing Qimir/Manny as the lead… which is just not how the show works??

There are possible reasons for that. As for pushing Qimir, it’s clear he (and maybe Sol as well) ended up being breakout characters from the show. I can’t begrudge that - Qimir is interesting as hell. But we see him through the eyes of our leads - he wants an acolyte. There is no acolyte without Osha and Mae. Also why isn’t Manny being pushed in tandem with the actually lead of the show. As for Amandla not being invited to things like d23 or swcj (like Manny), I’ve seen people be like “well, they could just be taking a break considering all of the racist stuff that’s been hurled at them”. And like yeah maybe, but you’d think the people that employed them, would ya know say something about it. Especially considering that Amandla has been burdened with dealing with racist since like the age of 12.

But this is Disney and Star Wars and Lucasfilms where everyone outside of the main story gets treated like shit.

Now for the thing that I didn’t want to put out there before actual news of s2 - I’m sorry but I can’t help but feel like this is them pushing the black nonbinary lead out so they pluck parts of the acolyte for something else. Because while I don’t cruelty pass them (releasing this news on Manny’s birthday is vile), something about them dragging Manny out in particular to several events knowing they were canceling the show just doesn’t make sense? Nothing is set in stone obviously but now I’m seeing people talk about them highlighting Qimir and Darth Plagueis (literally who gives af about that hag) but gutting the story of anything else.

I hope no one takes this as me saying Manny hasn’t dealt with his fair share of shit. He’s been outspoken about how hard it is being a Filipino man in Hollywood. But at the end of the day, Qimir (and by extension Manny) being a mysterious double lightsaber wilding MALE sith gives him an element of protection Osha and Mae (and by virtue Amandla) don’t have as characters. Because notice how much of the ire with the shows casting is about the lead character(s) being black women.

Anyway this is just me rambling about something that’s been on my mind. Tbh I actually have hope that it won’t happen simply because I don’t see the creator/writers of the show being down with that. Also Manny has been vocal about supporting Amandla and not being able do this without them

[witchlingcirce]

Your in a best shadowhunter book competition and than these guys show up