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Drunkenly insisted he come over, changed his mind 5min from my apartment, ghosts me for a week. I lightheartedly called him out for not rescheduling getting drinks and catching up that he suggested, so he reschedules. He makes heavy handed moves on me all night until he fucks me. Immediately says it was a mistake and promptly leaves without looking at me until he says goodbye. 2 weeks and nothing has been said. He then texts me, no hey how are you, asking if I'd been tested. Was like pulling teeth getting out of him that he'd been experiencing symptoms and suspects trich. I was tested after we slept together last time and was good, but to ease his anxiety I say I'll get tested again. I send him my results 2 days later. He purposefully miscommunicates and says "I'm all good". I voice that while I appreciate him wanting to let me know, that it caused me anxiety and he could've just waited until he knew for sure. He says he misspoke and hasn't actually gotten his results back and assume all clear since we both were negative previously (huh?!). Almost a full week goes by and he finally gets his negative results and sends me only the trich results. I rightfully ask if he got the full panel or just a test for trich. He sends me all the results, but only bc I asked. I reiterate that he could've just waited for the results to tell me because it stressed me out.
He finally admits that someone he slept shortly before me (unclear when) tested positive and he wanted to be on the safe side. I'm not in the mood for a fight so I just said ok that makes more sense.
Like I'm so fucking tired. He's such a fucking manipulative liar with serious communication and emotional immaturity issues. I literally do not give a fuck that you sleep with other people, just don't fucking lie and manipulate me holy shit. And the audacity to get defensive when I neutrally tell you how this whole thing made me feel instead of being passive and soft about it, is fucking WILD. Like I just know he's painted me as the crazy girl in his head because I call him out on his hypocritical and manipulative bullshit even in a neutral way. Like if you had just been honest from the fucking start I wouldn't have to match your fuckass attitude omfg
#like theres so much to unpack here#its unbelievable#i keep joking with my friends that hes both medically and non-medicallt peer reviewed as needing professional help for being a douchebag#my psychiatrist the other day agreed he needs serious therapy and that he was being very insensitive and unkind and a terrible friend#ao now my therapist my psychiatrist my social worker friend my social worker in training friend (still in school) and many other friends#all agree on this as well#like..... statistically speaking its incredibly unlikely that SO many people are wrong and have been “manipulated” to think this way by me#lololol like bro WHY THE FUCK DO YOU ACT LIKE THAT#GROW UUUUP OMG
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I just watched The Rocky Horror Picture Show for the first time and I genuinely think my brain in leaking out my ears
#/pos#it was a very interesting experience#also insanely explicitly queer for 1975??#no wonder it got terrible reviews when it came out lmao#anyway Tim Curry served#sorry for yapping in tags#professional yapper#the rocky horror picture show#rocky horror picture show#rocky horror show#rocky horror#70s#cult classic#queer media#queer#lgbt#movies#films#first watch#gay
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drop the link on that fic of Zeus being a good dad?
Absolutely my friend!
As you can see, it's called Trials of Fatherhood by the lovely @z-eusie and in-between my agonies and right now, she's actually updated the fic and now the Apollo chapter is live!! Everyone should go read this fic, actually! It's a wonderful little compilation of moments that allow for showing both the ugliness and beauty of the gods when taken from a nuanced, compassionate perspective and it's always been one of my favourites to go back to every now and then just because of how fond I am of it. I'm especially fond of the Athena and Dionysus chapters myself but I hope everyone finds their favourite one. <33
#ginger answers asks#Writing#fanfic#Honestly I would do a series reviewing bomb ass ao3 greek myth fanfiction if I could#There's some genuine absolute bangers that deserve so much attention discussion and praise#One of my moots described greek myth tumblr as a symposium and if so I'm definitely the sort#who shows up each day with a new very annoying and longwinded opinion that ultimately must be discussed because it does - regrettably#have merit#Littlesparklight's portrayal of divine brotherhood and Zeus and Apollo's relationship#Is also really cool btw - if you guys haven't read littlesparklight's work you should do that also#Much more professional in flavour but the hidden subtleties are mmmmm SO tasty and good#omnomnom I eat that shit up#Okay yes this made me feel better ty for the ask anon!#ao3 link#zeus#apollo
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you know when someone kinda corny comments on your post almost intentionally obtuse and condescending without even a touch of whimsy? they should just make a linkedin page I swear to god that is your perfect golden platform
#i have to check LinkedIn for work. Hell world#i got a suggested post for someone reposting a joke about how intense people are asking for their portfolio to be reviewed#And it was like a dozen VERY serious comments like#‘Wow. This is scary. Hope you’re not receiving these messages’#Coupled w other people saying like ‘you should have more grace it’s hard to break into this industry’#Usually you only get aggravating comments like that once you get to 2k notes#But there were only 7 commenters#PLUS sorry. But Amazon returning to work 5 days a week?#my entire LinkedIn feed is just op Eds. Hell world#Also talent acquisition professionals who talk like fanfic villains it makes me loooooose it
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I swear this has become my rant account but OH WELL.
I just finished watching Wallace and Grommet: Vengeance most Foul and HOLY HELL do I have some thoughts.
Obviously, SPOILER WARNING for the film, it's great and genuinely a good watch whether it be as a family film or just a personal watch as a fan of animation.
Okay, the message of the film... Not sure if I like them. Sure, I agree with the whole 'its not robots that are evil, but the people that use them that make them that way' thing that's going on in the film. But that ending really put me off.
For those that didn't notice it, it's clearly a commentary on ai and the general use of it - with the film acknowledging that the programmers need to earn a living too, which - fair. It's impressive what goes into the making of these things and I sure as hell couldn't do it, trust me, I did try.
However, I don't like the subplot of it being used to *help* those that it's replacing. Sure, that might be the well meaning intention behind them, and there was the part of us not needing to rely on technology thing. But, tell me why they still had the knom- (nomb? Idk how to spell it) -bots working on the garden at the end, despite the fact that they showed it being something Grommet enjoys doing at the very beginning.
Yes, show them cleaning the house or something, it gives the audience an example of them ACTUALLY being helpful - but why get them taking over a thing that is actually enjoyable - the planting plants, watering them, stuff that is actually really good for people's mental health. This really gives off a bad message of - we should just live with it because it helps us, even if it's doing something we enjoy and it's making me feel super conflicted about the film.
So yeah.
Hope you enjoyed the film if you watched it lol - I actually really did despite my thoughts on the ending.
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#Please excuse my spelling#i am dyslexic.#wallace and gromit#wallace and gromit: vengeance most fowl#film review#kinda#im not a professional#I just wrote a paper on ai in the creative industries for school#this aint academic tho#very much just a 'i just watched the film and want to rant' thing
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crying whenever i talk about Cookie9 because all my friends have these interesting and unique theories on them while i take everything too literally and they all just stare at me like “dude… uuugh we r TIRED” <-they dont actually say this they are very kind to me but i can Feel It
#my version of them is centered around their blog version with the ‘personality’ of their steam review and like a bunch of HC#i developed them with the implication that they’re Real but i’m a bit iffy on it#because all my friends have theories about how they’re from the narrator’s consciousness which is sick as hell#and i’m unsure how to actually structure everything or if i should go the same route so i can get approval from them </3#my friends r the real reviewer fans even though they dont plague themselves over them every day and im so sad that i don’t know anythinggg#gggggggggggg#like im p sure they genuinely hate the stuff i make about cookie9 and im just. scrumbles myself. sorry im Trying :( i’m not smart#or good at writing or even media literate#whatever that term means#all i have is love in my heart for them i don’t know anything at all#ouhghghhg they hate It so much but i cant do anything else and it’s all i have#like all my cookie9 stuff works on the ‘what if their blog self Was Real’ but i’m not actually sure how to fit it all into my actual parabl#stuff because i still havent worked out how my parable itself works#and people probably don’t think i know enough and i don’t think they’ll approve if i try. so i Don’t#tempted to blame this on my like. general crushing lack of intelligence caused by both physical and mental reasons#but i want to believe i could do better if i try? but that’s incredibly hopeful#i’ll be stuck here forever i think#<-guy who. whenever Anything wrong happens ever. just goes back to ‘oh yeah its because im dumb as fuckign rocks. due to the Incidents’#i am very scared of the possibility that it is possible for me to be anything more because that implies that i’m stupid because i didnt try#even though i’m trying very very fucking hard and every time i get something wrong way more than anyone else i’ve ever known#and they hate me for it . MAN!!!!!!!!!#<-brain is lying 2 me i think nobody hates me or . whatever. it still feels like it though im just saying this because i dont want anyone t#think people genuinely hate me for being stupid. i mean. people DO. but not my friends ☝️#man i can’t even get into the buglivia crap either because she is so abstracted from her actual review#girl w identity issues and also the general normal Changing A Lot Through Time. i scrumble her. around#her Self during 2018 would in fact be in character for the review.i want to draw her during that time. she took everything so seriously </3#tbh my version of her does react well to TSP humor but at the time she felt like she wasn’t allowed 2 Do Her Thing and tried to seem#more professional and Normal and it seeped into EVERYTHING for a bit#cookie9 though just genuinely found the narrator annoying and patronizing. its just not his thing and thats fine#<-random nonsensechemical reviewer bits hidden inside the vents. SEND POST.
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tired of having a gender at work; I don't want my colleagues to perceive me anymore
#my students are (for the most part) fine#one of my very sweet colleagues brought up the fact that I was consistently misgendered in a meeting that she was in#and I had to explain to her that everyone in my department misgenders me all the time even though they should know better#our DEI guy misgendered me 5 minutes after meeting me#like. on one hand. great litmus test for finding out how people perceive me.#on the other hand. I would like to not be perceived by my colleagues anymore#(I also. don't want to make a big deal of it for multiple reasons including that I Don't Trust Any Of These Jokers)#(but also if I make a big deal of it and then they continue to get it wrong that's worse for me in all dimensions)#anyway a different colleague (not in my department) volunteered to write a letter for my big upcoming review#even though she wasn't required to at all#and she sent me a draft of it (even though she wasn't required to at all) and she did they/them me the whole time#and this is making me unreasonably emotional#anyway. tired of this. please let me opt out of gender.#it's almost like deciding to study gender professionally for more than a decade made all my problems with it worse instead of better#who could have possibly predicted this outcome -_-v#what is my academic life#gender#Queenie actually says something on this blog
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any1 want to hear me talk about korn albums…

#im no professional music reviewer but i want to talk about them#my korn autism is very real#korn#jonathan davis#james munky shaffer#brian head welch#korn band
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fun things that happened at idkhow philly
during vip, when asked about the gloom division cover art and what inspired it, dallon mentioned that he represented the sin of pride! i forgor what movie he said inspired the black tar
also during vip, breezy amelie and knox were bowling. because the brooklyn bowl is in fact an active bowling alley. also amelie is fucking TALL
apparently he and breezy have a short list of brobecks songs he'd like to remake with idkhow and on that list is ollie, BIG WIN FOR TRANSGENDER PEOPLE!!!
also apparently their ronnie (their drummer) keeps breaking snares. king please stop drumming so hard
benches were okay! i was not into their energy but the frontman was kinda cute
i dont remember when this happened but The Concert Baby.

the Concert Baby had some sick dance moves
DALLON WEEKES MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE <3 he wrapped the mic cord around his neck like right in front of me but i didnt get a picture
i think anthony had glitter on his face? his face was very sparkly
right before kiss goodnight, dallon talked about how his family flew out to philly and he was so excited abt it he couldnt sleep
to roughly quote my dear friend cricket, he prances around onstage like a newly born deer frolicking in the fields
when the band came back onstage for encore, there was a pick like right on the edge of the stage and after some wild gesturing anthony gently placed it into my hands. i will cherish this moment in my mind for the rest of forever
#me.txt#my show#idkhow#i am such a professional concert reviewer#shout-out to the girl behind me and cricket who was stoned off her ass and very chatty. incredible vibes
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Pictures of Jeremy Northam in Salad Days at Nottingham Playhouse in June 1986, courtesy of the Nottingham Evening Post of 11th July (p1) & 10th June (p5).
Plus, a review from the same from 27th June 1986 (p6):
& another from The Stage 24th July 1986 (p13).
#jeremy northam#newspapers#1980s#theatre#salad days#musicals#elizabeth seal#mary lincoln#neil roberts#susie mckenna#nottingham#ah the glamour of getting invited to debenhams for a free salad lol#sorry; the last 2 were a bit long to do a transcript; but for the first two the alt text is there.#he's not mentioned very much in this one#although nevertheless got a random pic on the front cover anyway#reviews#but anyway: first professional gig; more singing#nottingham evening post
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wow
I sure do love signing into a class and getting a video from my instructor aggressively insinuating that myself and my classmates are idiots because he was using a very specific definition of the word teamwork, that was not ever in the book we're reading from, for our last assignment. So far the course has been us independently reading parts of the book, uploading our presentations that are based on a bare-bones rubric then the instructor boomer yelling at us in a video about how we're idiots for not understanding the exact and unspecified definitions he has for things (oh and it all has the underlying flavor of that kids these days need to be more independent and to stop being 'soft' ignoring that this course is supposed to be teaching us things rather than confirming that we know things)
#he reminds me of my dad (derogatory)#it really feels like he sets us up with an assignment knowing that we're going to fail it in some way and instead of doing anything to#keep us from failing or to help guide us around those spots he is waiting gleefully in the wings to call us stupid#this last one was how he doesn't do group projects because there will be slackers and he went about it in the worse kind of way#instead of focusing on how no group projects means that everyone can individually earn their grade he went for the angle of it's to#punish slackers#so yeah#very much a course I don't want to repeat especially if this is the only instructor for it#school stuff#and yeah I might be a bit sensitive to being called stupid (see my first tag for a clue) but fuck man this is borderline not professional#the underlying message that I'm receiving from it is 100% not but the way he's saying it skirts on the professional side technically#looking forward to writing up the course evaluation for this one but he'll probably take the negative reviews as a badge of honor#he's got the same feel as a teacher who is proud a bunch of students fail their class#because that means the content of the course is difficult or whatever
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Hate when I'm trying to find a recipe for smth I've never made before and all the recipes I find have completely different ingredients and/or proportions and/or preparation steps. Especially when it's something I don't want to have to waste ingredients on if I have to trial-and-error my way through. You want me to waste half a bag of flour?? In this economy????
#the one that looks reliable is also the most work intensive which sucks#but also the bobs red mill bag has instructions on the back so i should just follow their version first??#bc theyre professionals whose job it is to give people a recipe thats gonna come out good most of the time??? right????#this is not the end of the world but it is very annoying#bc i either use up all my spoons on the work intensive version that sounds more trustworthy and has good reviews on a 1.5M view video#or i do the less work intensive but unreviewed version on the bag and use the leftover spoons to make a second recipe of smth else#disgruntled octopus
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orgy at the funeral home
#im not just talking shit for once this is allegedly what happens at the funeral home down the street from my apartment#and there’s a whole conspiracy ring of this per my coworkers. allegedly.#we’re talking about this in case review because we’re a very serious and professional law office
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the good news is that I finished a book and it got me out of my reading slump where I would start things, not finish, switch to something else, not finish
the bad news is that "yes daddy" by jonathan parks-ramage is one of the worst written books I've read in a whiiiile. bland expositiony prose, flat characters, a bunch of weird plot detours. Written like a 200-page Wikipedia summary instead of an actual book
the worst news is that it has such intensely favorable gushing reviews on goodreads, and the people who hated it mostly hated it for a different reason, and so I'm left alone like oKAY BUT THE PROSE WAS SHIT, HOW DO YOU NOT SEE THIS
#book review#the writing is LAUGHABLY BAD you guys. how did people like this booooook#but most of the bad reviews are like 'I hated this book because it had too many rape scenes and lots of bad things happen'#BUT MY PROBLEM IS it's so badly written that it's like reading the wikipedia of a horror movie where it flatly tells you the grisly bits#very 'and then four grown men lived in a garden shed as waiters/sex slaves. one of them tripped and hit his head. he's dead now.'#just no emotional impact whatsoever bc this guy cannot write and the characters are all made of cardboard#it bills itself as a gothic/thriller but it has NO grasp of any of the conventions of that genre#there's a weird interlude where the protag becomes evangelical?? and starts going on about The Evils of Gay Sex??#he gets inspiration to commit arson by READING GOOP? AND THIS IS PLAYED AS SERIOUS AFTER HIS FRIEND'S SUICIDE??#how did ANYONE take this book seriously let alone enjoy it#it's SO awful. this guy CANNOT write his way out of a paperbag#it's even worse too bc the main character is supposed to be a professional writer with an MFA and the book is the character's memoir#which I consider tantamount to a plot hole BECAUSE THE WRITING IS SO SO BAD#the sketchy rich old guy and his butler/ex call him Rebecca and he doesn't get the reference?? he has an MFA in playwriting and yet!#it's been a while since I got to write a REALLY scathing 1-star goodreads review so that's cathartic at least
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hm well if you must have the characters in your nineteenth-century novel call each other by their first names, then it is nice when they happen to have first names that are very easily taken for surnames
#leeward liveblog#<- mostly I put boatbook reacting over on my other blog (cool-as-steel) but I thought that this one would be of more interest here#I read luzula's review of it on dreamwidth and while the shall/will ratio isn't something I've really found breaks my immersion#the first names thing definitely does. which is unfortunate because I am otherwise very much enjoying it thus far#maybe it is just because I find calling people by title + surname (and being called that way) very pleasant so the lack of that feels odd#one of the reasons I enjoy historically-set media is probably because those very clear conversational structures when it comes to names#are something that I often lack in real life and so it makes the reading smoother for me#if we have progressing layers of professionalism and intimacy then it's like putting a nice crisp label on things [it's the autism]#aaaanyway some of this is definitely since I have been Pondering about title + surname stuff for my own gender ponderment reasons of late#so perhaps I am just Noticing too much. but who can say.
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Gotham Knights is like a fusion of Arkham, Yakuza, and Spiderman. It's slightly unfortunate that trying to do all three styles meant that none of them really had the chance to shine.
#video games#video game review (?)#kind of#Gotham Knights#a very professional 4:30am review from yours truly#i will say ive been having a blast#it just feels like it's one step away from being phenomenal instead of good
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