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2kinkycubangemini · 13 days ago
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Drunkenly insisted he come over, changed his mind 5min from my apartment, ghosts me for a week. I lightheartedly called him out for not rescheduling getting drinks and catching up that he suggested, so he reschedules. He makes heavy handed moves on me all night until he fucks me. Immediately says it was a mistake and promptly leaves without looking at me until he says goodbye. 2 weeks and nothing has been said. He then texts me, no hey how are you, asking if I'd been tested. Was like pulling teeth getting out of him that he'd been experiencing symptoms and suspects trich. I was tested after we slept together last time and was good, but to ease his anxiety I say I'll get tested again. I send him my results 2 days later. He purposefully miscommunicates and says "I'm all good". I voice that while I appreciate him wanting to let me know, that it caused me anxiety and he could've just waited until he knew for sure. He says he misspoke and hasn't actually gotten his results back and assume all clear since we both were negative previously (huh?!). Almost a full week goes by and he finally gets his negative results and sends me only the trich results. I rightfully ask if he got the full panel or just a test for trich. He sends me all the results, but only bc I asked. I reiterate that he could've just waited for the results to tell me because it stressed me out.
He finally admits that someone he slept shortly before me (unclear when) tested positive and he wanted to be on the safe side. I'm not in the mood for a fight so I just said ok that makes more sense.
Like I'm so fucking tired. He's such a fucking manipulative liar with serious communication and emotional immaturity issues. I literally do not give a fuck that you sleep with other people, just don't fucking lie and manipulate me holy shit. And the audacity to get defensive when I neutrally tell you how this whole thing made me feel instead of being passive and soft about it, is fucking WILD. Like I just know he's painted me as the crazy girl in his head because I call him out on his hypocritical and manipulative bullshit even in a neutral way. Like if you had just been honest from the fucking start I wouldn't have to match your fuckass attitude omfg
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nitemurr · 2 months ago
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I just watched The Rocky Horror Picture Show for the first time and I genuinely think my brain in leaking out my ears
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gingermintpepper · 6 months ago
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drop the link on that fic of Zeus being a good dad?
Absolutely my friend!
As you can see, it's called Trials of Fatherhood by the lovely @z-eusie and in-between my agonies and right now, she's actually updated the fic and now the Apollo chapter is live!! Everyone should go read this fic, actually! It's a wonderful little compilation of moments that allow for showing both the ugliness and beauty of the gods when taken from a nuanced, compassionate perspective and it's always been one of my favourites to go back to every now and then just because of how fond I am of it. I'm especially fond of the Athena and Dionysus chapters myself but I hope everyone finds their favourite one. <33
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cockringvarric · 5 months ago
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you know when someone kinda corny comments on your post almost intentionally obtuse and condescending without even a touch of whimsy? they should just make a linkedin page I swear to god that is your perfect golden platform
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chocofog · 2 months ago
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I swear this has become my rant account but OH WELL.
I just finished watching Wallace and Grommet: Vengeance most Foul and HOLY HELL do I have some thoughts.
Obviously, SPOILER WARNING for the film, it's great and genuinely a good watch whether it be as a family film or just a personal watch as a fan of animation.
Okay, the message of the film... Not sure if I like them. Sure, I agree with the whole 'its not robots that are evil, but the people that use them that make them that way' thing that's going on in the film. But that ending really put me off.
For those that didn't notice it, it's clearly a commentary on ai and the general use of it - with the film acknowledging that the programmers need to earn a living too, which - fair. It's impressive what goes into the making of these things and I sure as hell couldn't do it, trust me, I did try.
However, I don't like the subplot of it being used to *help* those that it's replacing. Sure, that might be the well meaning intention behind them, and there was the part of us not needing to rely on technology thing. But, tell me why they still had the knom- (nomb? Idk how to spell it) -bots working on the garden at the end, despite the fact that they showed it being something Grommet enjoys doing at the very beginning.
Yes, show them cleaning the house or something, it gives the audience an example of them ACTUALLY being helpful - but why get them taking over a thing that is actually enjoyable - the planting plants, watering them, stuff that is actually really good for people's mental health. This really gives off a bad message of - we should just live with it because it helps us, even if it's doing something we enjoy and it's making me feel super conflicted about the film.
So yeah.
Hope you enjoyed the film if you watched it lol - I actually really did despite my thoughts on the ending.
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nonsensechemicals · 2 months ago
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crying whenever i talk about Cookie9 because all my friends have these interesting and unique theories on them while i take everything too literally and they all just stare at me like “dude… uuugh we r TIRED” <-they dont actually say this they are very kind to me but i can Feel It
#my version of them is centered around their blog version with the ‘personality’ of their steam review and like a bunch of HC#i developed them with the implication that they’re Real but i’m a bit iffy on it#because all my friends have theories about how they’re from the narrator’s consciousness which is sick as hell#and i’m unsure how to actually structure everything or if i should go the same route so i can get approval from them </3#my friends r the real reviewer fans even though they dont plague themselves over them every day and im so sad that i don’t know anythinggg#gggggggggggg#like im p sure they genuinely hate the stuff i make about cookie9 and im just. scrumbles myself. sorry im Trying :( i’m not smart#or good at writing or even media literate#whatever that term means#all i have is love in my heart for them i don’t know anything at all#ouhghghhg they hate It so much but i cant do anything else and it’s all i have#like all my cookie9 stuff works on the ‘what if their blog self Was Real’ but i’m not actually sure how to fit it all into my actual parabl#stuff because i still havent worked out how my parable itself works#and people probably don’t think i know enough and i don’t think they’ll approve if i try. so i Don’t#tempted to blame this on my like. general crushing lack of intelligence caused by both physical and mental reasons#but i want to believe i could do better if i try? but that’s incredibly hopeful#i’ll be stuck here forever i think#<-guy who. whenever Anything wrong happens ever. just goes back to ‘oh yeah its because im dumb as fuckign rocks. due to the Incidents’#i am very scared of the possibility that it is possible for me to be anything more because that implies that i’m stupid because i didnt try#even though i’m trying very very fucking hard and every time i get something wrong way more than anyone else i’ve ever known#and they hate me for it . MAN!!!!!!!!!#<-brain is lying 2 me i think nobody hates me or . whatever. it still feels like it though im just saying this because i dont want anyone t#think people genuinely hate me for being stupid. i mean. people DO. but not my friends ☝️#man i can’t even get into the buglivia crap either because she is so abstracted from her actual review#girl w identity issues and also the general normal Changing A Lot Through Time. i scrumble her. around#her Self during 2018 would in fact be in character for the review.i want to draw her during that time. she took everything so seriously </3#tbh my version of her does react well to TSP humor but at the time she felt like she wasn’t allowed 2 Do Her Thing and tried to seem#more professional and Normal and it seeped into EVERYTHING for a bit#cookie9 though just genuinely found the narrator annoying and patronizing. its just not his thing and thats fine#<-random nonsensechemical reviewer bits hidden inside the vents. SEND POST.
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liesonthefloordramatically · 6 months ago
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tired of having a gender at work; I don't want my colleagues to perceive me anymore
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breathinginsulfur · 6 months ago
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any1 want to hear me talk about korn albums…
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maddogmp3 · 11 months ago
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fun things that happened at idkhow philly
during vip, when asked about the gloom division cover art and what inspired it, dallon mentioned that he represented the sin of pride! i forgor what movie he said inspired the black tar
also during vip, breezy amelie and knox were bowling. because the brooklyn bowl is in fact an active bowling alley. also amelie is fucking TALL
apparently he and breezy have a short list of brobecks songs he'd like to remake with idkhow and on that list is ollie, BIG WIN FOR TRANSGENDER PEOPLE!!!
also apparently their ronnie (their drummer) keeps breaking snares. king please stop drumming so hard
benches were okay! i was not into their energy but the frontman was kinda cute
i dont remember when this happened but The Concert Baby.
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the Concert Baby had some sick dance moves
DALLON WEEKES MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE <3 he wrapped the mic cord around his neck like right in front of me but i didnt get a picture
i think anthony had glitter on his face? his face was very sparkly
right before kiss goodnight, dallon talked about how his family flew out to philly and he was so excited abt it he couldnt sleep
to roughly quote my dear friend cricket, he prances around onstage like a newly born deer frolicking in the fields
when the band came back onstage for encore, there was a pick like right on the edge of the stage and after some wild gesturing anthony gently placed it into my hands. i will cherish this moment in my mind for the rest of forever
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thisbluespirit · 5 months ago
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Pictures of Jeremy Northam in Salad Days at Nottingham Playhouse in June 1986, courtesy of the Nottingham Evening Post of 11th July (p1) & 10th June (p5).
Plus, a review from the same from 27th June 1986 (p6):
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& another from The Stage 24th July 1986 (p13).
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seth-the-giggle-fish · 4 months ago
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wow
I sure do love signing into a class and getting a video from my instructor aggressively insinuating that myself and my classmates are idiots because he was using a very specific definition of the word teamwork, that was not ever in the book we're reading from, for our last assignment. So far the course has been us independently reading parts of the book, uploading our presentations that are based on a bare-bones rubric then the instructor boomer yelling at us in a video about how we're idiots for not understanding the exact and unspecified definitions he has for things (oh and it all has the underlying flavor of that kids these days need to be more independent and to stop being 'soft' ignoring that this course is supposed to be teaching us things rather than confirming that we know things)
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lesbienneanarchiste · 11 months ago
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Hate when I'm trying to find a recipe for smth I've never made before and all the recipes I find have completely different ingredients and/or proportions and/or preparation steps. Especially when it's something I don't want to have to waste ingredients on if I have to trial-and-error my way through. You want me to waste half a bag of flour?? In this economy????
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dykehayleywilliams · 1 year ago
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orgy at the funeral home
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goatsandgangsters · 1 year ago
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the good news is that I finished a book and it got me out of my reading slump where I would start things, not finish, switch to something else, not finish
the bad news is that "yes daddy" by jonathan parks-ramage is one of the worst written books I've read in a whiiiile. bland expositiony prose, flat characters, a bunch of weird plot detours. Written like a 200-page Wikipedia summary instead of an actual book
the worst news is that it has such intensely favorable gushing reviews on goodreads, and the people who hated it mostly hated it for a different reason, and so I'm left alone like oKAY BUT THE PROSE WAS SHIT, HOW DO YOU NOT SEE THIS
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chiropteracupola · 2 years ago
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hm well if you must have the characters in your nineteenth-century novel call each other by their first names, then it is nice when they happen to have first names that are very easily taken for surnames
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spaceexploreunit · 1 year ago
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Gotham Knights is like a fusion of Arkham, Yakuza, and Spiderman. It's slightly unfortunate that trying to do all three styles meant that none of them really had the chance to shine.
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