#omnomnom I eat that shit up

[gingermintpepper]

drop the link on that fic of Zeus being a good dad?

Absolutely my friend!

As you can see, it's called Trials of Fatherhood by the lovely @z-eusie and in-between my agonies and right now, she's actually updated the fic and now the Apollo chapter is live!! Everyone should go read this fic, actually! It's a wonderful little compilation of moments that allow for showing both the ugliness and beauty of the gods when taken from a nuanced, compassionate perspective and it's always been one of my favourites to go back to every now and then just because of how fond I am of it. I'm especially fond of the Athena and Dionysus chapters myself but I hope everyone finds their favourite one. <33

[musashi]

This is a strange question, but when it comes to masking, should we technically have always masked in public before COVID hit? Like, the flu used to be a big epidemic, but now we have vaccines and don't mask for it. I know there's still a COVID epidemic going on, but will there ever be a time to stop masking for that like we used to in your opinion? Is it best to be safe and just mask regardless of any recent/current pandemic to keep down the odds of catching or spreading any type of illness?

i mean, you can't compare covid and the flu. the flu is a respiratory virus that, while deadly, tends to only effect the respiratory system. it's true that anything including a cold can trigger dysautonomic conditions/symptoms, but nothing comes close to the disabling rate that covid has.

covid is a virus that affects every single organ, including the brain and heart. it's way scarier than the flu, and at present, way harder to manage/prevent due to frequent mutation, incredibly high r0, and the fact that it lingers in the air for hours after the infected person has shed virus.

flu vaccines are the result of decades of medical advancement, tons of time and effort has gone into tracking and predicting flu strains and rolling out vaccines. covid is still way too new for that despite mutating less than the flu.

whether you should be masking or not really depends on if you want to give someone else your viruses. like, yeah, if you weren't masking before during flu season, especially if you weren't getting your flu shot, if you've ever had the flu, you have 100% given it to someone else. the incubation period can last up to 5 days and, like covid, you can be contagious the whole time without a single symptom.

i wasn't masking then because, like, i was just raised in a world where the flu exists and so i just kind of assumed anyone who wanted to avoid it would be vaccinated & not crowding out indoors during the fall and winter. and because, like, while the flu can very much hospitalize, most people recover from it relatively unscathed. those who don't tend to take the proper precautions because that's what life is like when you're disabled, you have shit down to a system.

covid isn't like that tho. it does not matter who you are, covid can and will quite literally rot your brain and make your organs fail. covid has completely destroyed the cognitive function of half the population and it does not discriminate no matter how healthy or fit you are. no one is safe from it, even me fully vaccinated and wearing a kn100, a bitch who no longer eats out or attends events or does anything that might put me at risk. it could get me tomorrow and disable me for life.

like. i need to ask you why you're asking me. i'm not a medical professional, nor am i some holy beacon with all the right answers, i am just a tumblr user. my personal moral code is just that--personal. i will mask until it is safe. both for me, and for everyone else. i am a leftist, my actions and politics are rooted in empathy, masking is a no brainer. it's uncomfortable and i miss makeup but like... when i was 4 i used to dream myself a knight slaying beasts in the name of a vast kingdom because i wanted to be a hero who fought the good fight. and now i'm 29 and it turns out that's less 'big fucking sword' and more 'do a small thing that inconveniences you to stop people from dying.' it's literally not even a question.

why are you asking me, man? what do you wanna do? do you wanna ensure you don't give randos at the grocery store a preventable illness? then, like, yeah. wear a mask. just whenever.

i'm taking this thang off as soon as it stops being a hazard to my fellow man tho i fucking LOVE being sick gimme that sweet sweet fic insp omnomnom

[yellowheartz]

hold on babe i need to hyperfixate on kubosai headcannons before i do my homeworks and go to sleep

They love cooking for each other and often insist on making breakfast/lunch/dinner/etc.

They would have a whole section of their room of bookshelves with the books they like to read together.

They would doodle on eachother a lot when they're bored in class. (teachers would think its absolutely adorable but Kusuo thinks it's really hard to wash off since the ink gets on his gloves)

Aren has a whole sketchbook of his drawings but it consists mostly of Kusuo.

Kusuo likes to wear lavender colored clothes because it reminds him of his boyfriend.

Aren daydreams a lot about his pink-haired lover and said lover gets immediately flustered about the thoughts Aren has about him.

Kusuo goes to Arens house to sleep over a lot. He also goes there sometimes for no reason at all, but mostly when Kuniharu is whining at Kusuo.

Kusuo teaches Aren recipes for baking and they bake a lot.

Aren likes to take Kusuo on motorcycle rides and Kusuo enjoys going on them.

Their snarky attitudes to one another causes people to think they're fighting but that's just them being funny and silly with each other.

Kusuo likes to spoil Aren rotten. Aren does too. It's just a whole fiasco of them spoiling each other.

They would always sit beside each other at lunch in school. Sometimes, when they're done eating, they cuddle a lot or they're just mooning over the other. People get very jealous of their relationship.

Kaido daydreams about a whole wedding going on between his right and left hand.

Nendo thinks its funny to pick Kusuo up like a sack of potatoes and speed to who knows where while Aren runs after them around the whole place.

One time, some people were gossiping about Aren and saying shit spreading rumors about him and Kusuo made sure no one ever saw that group of people ever again. People said they transferred schools. (Yea they probably didn't)

Takahashi and his gang were doing shit to Kusuo at gym so Aren beat 'em up after school and they never did anything to him again.

Kusuo has a habit of fixing Arens wrinkled clothes, mostly his collar.

"What the hell do you mean I can't say 'fuck you' to my boyfriend and make out with him afterwards?"

Kusuo is already embarrassed about the way he and Aren are affectionate in public but he just can't help himself either.

Kusuo loves caressing Arens hair, he brushes his fingers through it regularly. Aren loves the free massages he gets from it.

Aren has a tendency to nuzzle Kusuos neck, he bites it frequently too. Kusuo gets annoyed. Aren also gets annoyed cus he can't understand why he's able to bite an all-powerful psychic but can't leave any damn hickeys.

They both just LOVE physical affection. They enjoy hugging, body on body, just even holding hands makes them feel happy, CUDDLES.

"Please, PLEASE, let me kill your dad." both of them say.

They hate each others dads but they talk and keep it to themselves cus respect.

Whereas, they love each others moms, the dads are just complete assholes so.

They tend to have a make out session after having a bad fight. Or any fight at all.

Aren associates Kusuo with strawberries.

Anytime they see a color of purple or pink, they think of each other. Kusuo ignores the Toritsuka purple and always tries to find Arens shade.

Kusuo loves Aren.

Aren loves Kusuo.

They love eachother very much.

Kusuo hates Arens nicknames for him, he gets really fussy about it, Aren thinks it's cute and continues to tease him with various other nicknames.

Kusuo calls Aren handsome a lot. Even more in private.

Their way of saying sorry to each other is touch. They cuddle a lot, kiss a lot, and beat some assholes out of the way.

POWER COUPLE POWER COUPLE POWER COUPLE BRRRTTTT SHWOOOM ZWEEEE

Aren not only associates Kusuo with fruits, he also think of Kusuo as a really cute bunny. Make him mad and that bunny turns into a hawk who'll pick you up from the ground as a worm and eat you up. Omnomnom bitch.

Kusuo pampers Aren a lot, Aren just accepts it but he pampers him back too. Back massages do a lot of good when he uses his strength on his boyfriends back.

Aren holds Kusuos face cus its really soft and plushy. One time he does the "cus you're my whole word" pick up line and Kusuo cringes, laughs, and gets really embarrassed about it. Aren thinks it is the most adorable thing ever.

They love making each other smile.

Kusuo sometimes suffocate when Aren hugs him with his face in Arens chest while they sleep. It's okay tho, cus.. like... this mans tits are huge... and he's a psychic.. yea definitely not because of his tits...

Aren loves back hugs and having Kusuo sit on his lap.

Aren carries Kusuo bridal style.

Hand holding. Hand holding. Hand holding. Hand holding. Hand holding. Hand holding. <- Kaido in his fantasies.

Kusuo thinks Aren is the most handsome man he's ever met in his life.

Ace power couple‼️‼️‼️

Badass lil ga- I mean guys.

Kusuo loves sweet food. Aren loves spicy food. Opposites attract!

They listen to music and would always jam together while driving.

Catboy Dogboy dynamics.

Sun and Moon dynamics too but they're both sun and moons.

Aren thinks his best accomplishment is making Kusuo smile, getting to date Kusuo, going on the straight and narrow. Cus if he didn't then he wouldn't have met this super mega cutie psychic that's hiding in PK.

They're committed to each other and would rather eat the most spiciest food in the world and die than breaking up.

They rarely say 'I love you' to each other and say 'I hate you' more but we both know it's the mofo-ing opposite.

They kiss each others cheeks regularly.

"Homie" Aren calls Kusuo that a lot. As @oatmealcrisp-freak has said, that's his HOOOOOMMEEEE.

Kusuo always gets so many butterflies in his stomach whenever he's with Aren or thinks about him. Which is, all the time.

Beauty and the Beast but they're both Beauty AND Beast.

I love them very much as you can see.

Anger issues but make it angsty AND sexy.

(Them them them them kubosai kubosai kubosai kubosai, omg kubosai, omg purple and pink, omg the word delinquent and psychic, omg them)

*slaps car that is kubosai* This bad boy can fit so much repressed trauma, angst, and bad bitch shit.

Mess with the other and they might just commit accidental homicide without accidental in it.

Kusuos whole being vibrates when they hug laying down. Aren thinks he's purring like a cat.

Kusuo kisses Arens cheek many many times when he's extra extra happy.

They love to boast about each other. Kusuo always finds a way to pitch Arens name in the conversation and Aren happily mentions Kusuo anytime.

(I accidentally clicked the poll button so deal with this poll for a bit)

Kusuo thinks about Aren when he eats coffee jelly. They both make him happy and instantly makes him relax and feel like he's on cloud nine.

Aren instantly smiles when he thinks about Kusuo or sees him or even when someone talks about him. (Except when they be talkin' shit about him. Oh you done fucked up bro)

The gang always notices the way they both light up when it's about the other.

Kubosai.

[urhoneycombwitch]

chewing on the bars of my enclosure (sitting on the bus to work) thinking about rockstar!Eddie x music star!reader. Don't get me wrong, love Eddie, but powerful and petty reader getting her wins after heartbreak? I'm eating that UP omnomnom DELICIOUS!

Like imagine it starts out with her and the band having their albums chase each other on the charts and when Corroded Coffin secures the #1, she sends them a bottle of champagne with a note that says "Congrats on your #1 spot. Don't get too comfortable ;)" and it turns into Eddie and reader connecting. Then all the relationship shit happens and I feel like the breakup would be very Fleetwood Mac "rulers make bad lovers, you better put your kingdom up for sale" and Bridgerton Queen Charlotte esque of Eddie being like "I am a star!" and reader going: "Oh, my mistake. I thought you were just Eddie." because you can't be mighty and powerful in love

then reader's heartbreak album after the breakup absolutely wipes the floor with CC's album + the Grammy win.... ooooo I love the drama and angst

u know what’s wild is usually I’m not an angst girlie (when it comes to fic at least) but I LOVE the drama of this setup too!!! sooooo daisy jones and the six vibes.

might do a proper fic one of these days of rockstar!eddie x singer!reader bookmarking this for later thk u anon 💖

(link to other rockstar!eddie x singer!reader anon)

[clarafyer]

Omnomnom dehydrated apple chips are some of my favorite safe foods

Actually yk what I'll ramble about my sensory shit

So like I've loved spicy, bold flavours like hot cheetos, curry, buffalo wings, etc, and I'll never not accept them as a safe food.

Sometimes though my sensory needs just- change back and forth, like from "I will vomit if I eat avocado toast today" to "avocado toast is the only thing I will accept as breakfast today" which is I guess where audhd comes in. There are some foods that bypass all my shifting needs, like strawberries, dehydrated apples, hot cheetos, potato chips, and pasta (ESPECIALLY the bowties omg I love the bowtie pasta)

Aside from taste needs, sometimes I really REALLY need a tight hug, not because I'm having a rough day but just because my body really wants to be under pressure for like 4 seconds and then it's good, aND THEN IT SWITCHES TO "If my parents even just barely touch my hair I will die of the sudden itch and sometimes even pain"

Also florescent lights just kill me most of the time which is why I am very happy that most of my teachers don't have every light turned on in their classrooms

I need socks to walk anywhere around my house but I will have straight up insomnia if I wear them to sleep

I haven't ever gone fully non-verbal but when I talk I either have to repeat myself 4 times because of how quiet I'm mumbling, stutter too much to the point where I just restart my sentence after pausing, repeat a word when I didn't mean to (for example during a chapter review of Lord of the flies I said "Piggy and Piggy" instead of "Jack and Piggy" and I got laughed at D:) ORRRRR I NEED TO BE TOLD TO BE QUIETER BECAUSE I'M RAMBLING TOOFASTANDLOUDDD

I have two special interests: my OC lore, and Genshin Impact. My childhood special interest was- also my old OC lore (7 year old me had the amazing and magical story, ever so creatively named "the enchanted forest") that went on for like 4-5 years where I would always want to talk about it and think about it to sleep, aaaaaand My Little Pony (I'VE REWATCHED MLP AND NINJAGO BOTH LIKE AT LEAST 8 TIMES but I wouln't call Ninjago a special interest bc it was more of an on and off obsession-)

I do also have hyperfixations ofc and they usually last up to 2 months, pretty sure that lines up with the statistical average idk

Also sometimes I just need to- punch something with full force. I never get to though and Ik it'd feel great (I did throw a pillow like 5 times in a call with my friend when I was hyper though so like... I've been able to get that excitement out-)

I'm sometimes really slow or just straight up zone out mid-conversation which is frustrating on both ends

I have a wide and advanced vocabulary for my age but [read the prior paragraph on talking], I usually don't get to use it to it's full potential because of that issue .-.

(I just realized this whole rant about my stuff is gonna be perfect for if I can ever actually get diagnosed by someone yayyy)

Mom told me that as a 1-3 year old I never really played with my toys but just lined them up either by size or color (yk those like- tower thingies with the rings of differing sizes and colors? I always ordered them correctly just out of the need for it to look right)

When I was 5 this girl in Kindergarten had a sling on but it was a fancy bedazzled sling so I really wanted to feel the gems but she wouldn't let me and I got sad :(

I've always loved swings and those like- spider web climbing equipment, still do just because I like rocking around and being able to stretch and hang and maneuver around the differently angled bars/ropes on the spider web thing (SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT THEY'RE ACTUALLY CALLED)

I also have this like- neck shaking and hand flapping tic/stim, sometimes it's uncontrollable sometimes it's a controllable urge, and when it's a tic it sometimes hurts or is just straight up excessive

Okay my mind is going blank now so buhbye this was super long if anyone read all of that- kudos to you, Idk why you would subject yourself to reading it all ok BYEEE

[turquo1s]

shipping is so freaking fun

i love shipping i love dynamics i loooove characters

two characters love eachother very much and wanna live together forever #marriedlifegoals? OMNOMNOM i eat it up

two characters despise eachother very much and hate how much theyre attracted to the other??? GIMME GIMME

two characters have a very complicated and unique dynamic that no one else gets but them??? i swallow them both whole. #vore (/j)

i also rlly like failed ships. failed ships r so cool (idk if thats a term but its the words im using) when they break up?? love it!!

for example: i am a solkat enjoyer and a pepsicola (davejohn) enjoyer!! but do i want either couple to be together?? NO!!! i want them to have a harrowing breakup that destroys them both or NOT EVEN DATE AT ALL!!! mutual (or not) crushing!??! perfect!!!!

dave is in love with john for years, he loves making fun of him for his silly interests (even tho he does care rlly) but it doesnt work out, then he meets karkat!! karkat has had an on and off again thing for years with sollux (caliginous perhaps??) and when he meets dave, dave is everything sollux wasnt for him, hes stable and loves him even IF IT TAKES THEM FOREVER TO GET TOGETHER

ok enough davekat rambling whatever

I LOVE WHEN CHARACTERS JUST DONT WORK OUT

i also love platonic shipping - two characters dont need to be sexually or romantically interested in one another at all for me to ship it, like theres a tension there. its not sexual. its not romantic. but theres a tension and theyre not rlly sure what it is. OR LIKE OR LIKE WHAT AB THE RLLY TRAUMATISED CHARACTERS WHO JUST HAVE SUCH AN UNEXPLAINABLE TRAUMA BOND WITH ONE ANOTHER TO THE POINT WHERE THEYRE THE ONLY ONE THE OTHER GETS i love it. i also love when it makes them even more mentally ill because like holy shit its just so interesting to think about.

sorry ive been thinking ab shipping all day because someone blocked me over a tag i used and im autistic as fuck and this sort of thing falls under my umbrella of special interests

im praying this either a) gets to the right audience or b) just doesnt see the light of day every again bc if the rlllly anti side of shipping discourse sees this im toast fr

[theuraniumpony]

To anyone who stays up late and sleeps less than 6 hours: FIX YOUR SLEEP

This is coming from someone who slept less than 6, very often 5 or sometimes even 3 hours during the work week for 7 MONTHS STRAIGHT, forgot how it even feels to be rested in the meantime, and fixed their sleep back to 8-7 hours.

And let me tell you the difference is i m m e n s e

I mean it, I had decent sleep schedule for 3 months now and still can't believe how HUGE the difference is. Literally everthing is better. You feel better, learn better, work better, you have any energy for everything, it's easier to think, especially if you are a creative.

Seriously, sleep in the right hours, is like a magical remedy to the feeling-like-shit-syndrome. No amount of coffee, energy drinks, tea can fix it, only proper sleep.

Staying up late for one more game, one more youtube video one more whatever is !!Not Worth It!! so I beg of you fix your sleep, everything gets better!!

And don't say you'll sleep the last five days off during the weekend. It doesn't work that way!!!

Also don't get discouraged because you don't feel any difference when fixing your sleep. After those 7 months, it took me about 3 weeks of regular proper sleep for often over 8 hours to get back to feeling like a living human being. Regenerating from running on fumes for so long takes time! But once you start feeling better and you keep up the good sleep the difference is really noticeable!!

Tldr: FIX YOUR SLEEP OR I'LL EAT YOUR SOUL OMNOMNOM THANKU

[clover-the-awesomest]

YES YES OMNOMNOM

I AM EATING THIS GODDAMN SHIT UP YOU DONT UNDERSTAND I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MY ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE OH MY GOD OH MY GOD JFHUWHYGVEGUHIWDJHGYRUHGFVUYGWYUVGHBWDIBVYOFPIGUDWHKUYVFOPGWPDH

disaster twins as stuff me and my sibling said (i ahte turtles!!!!!) (part 2)

[delphiniumarchangelmoon]

Hello I’m finally getting caught up with BSD and here are my notes on season 3:

Goddamn these bitches gay, good for them, good for them. (Could apply to like literally any two characters asfhhgjkl)

Chuuya joins the Child of Divorce club but unlike Ranpo this time the divorce is Very Explicitly his fault oof 💀

This emo bitch fyodor THINKS he’s Dazai. He ain’t. He ain’t shit.

Speaking of divorce… the old man yaoi was ELITE this season holy hell

I would Kill and Die for Katai

Gotta love that a huge several episode arc had to have Ranpo and Chuuya get yeeted into a pocket dimension because their presence would have ruined the whole thing. Benched for being Too Good At Their Jobs :(

Also JUNI MY BELOVED HE GOT TO GO ABSOLUTELY APESHIT I LOVE ITTTTT

The fyodor intro episode tripped me out cause I thought that random kid was baby Chuuya for like a solid 10 minutes and I was like “why tf is he here???” But no it’s just this show’s fixation on making Everyone Ginger

The entire Gin focused episode I’m cryyyinngggg bestie ur too pretty to live you’re being HUNTED FOR SPORT

Francis…Louisa…. *holds them gently*

But seriously, THATS HOW YOU DO A FUCKING CHARACTER ARC BABY! GOD I haven’t seen a narrative that sensible and satisfying in a LONG TIME I want to EAT IT OMNOMNOM MUNCH MUNCH

So much of this universe is “we gave like 3 people the most powerful abilities possible and now we spend every day thinking of increasingly obscure and convoluted ways to prevent them from just steamrolling everyone” oh is there a fight going on? Better time a way to physically prevent Dazai from touching anyone. A mystery? Better cut off Ranpo’s ability to communicate. Chuuya…. Idk stick him in a box until the arc is over?

[angelbvnny]

SHALALALALALA WOOLOOLOOLOO HELLOOOOOOOO

- tartigglez here btw :DDDD

BWAAAAAA HAIIHIIIIII

I love your writing so much i be OMNOMNOM eating that shit up 🍴

[snellyfish]

(duck) AKAGUJI AKAGUJI AKAGUJI. I EAT THEM UP FOR BREAKFAST LIKE OMNOMNOM. they are the good shit

IF NO ONE GETS ME I KNOW YOU GET ME!!

Korekiyo x sunshine gf trope is UNREPLACEABLE!!! Give them MORE!!! MORE SUNSHINE GFS!!!!

[anamelessfool]

Watching Dangerous Liaisons ahhhh everyone is so glittery and smarmy and evilllll

Also no idea John Malkovich was this hot like

I love this fancy cat and mouse heaving bosom shit I eat it up omnomnom

Today I was the world's bravest tummy ache survivor (too many cookies last night) and I made it through so vacation time is now mine!!!

[bishiglomper]

So today was nice. We ran lots of errands. We took the kids to the (very empty) mall to practice their hoverboard. They have a seat attachment but a strap got lost in transport so we jury rigged a strap out of a belt and leash we had in the car 😆 it worked pretty well. The mall walkers got to watch us fooling around. 😋

I made my sister get me an iced coffee because (I didnt take my night time meds, but..) I was very sleepy and having a hard time. 😶

Went to Aldi's where we got lots of goodies. And Wal-Mart. I've been getting veggie trays, and i have to try really hard not to eat the whole thing at once because fucker's expensive, right? Well I figured if my sister could find me a knife and cutting board, i could pay my ADHD tax and chop up a shit load of veggies when I got home.

I got cauliflower, broccoli, carrots, celery and a couple peppers. It filled 2 stuffed to the brim gallon ziplocks plus a quarter gallon of leftover broccoli and cauliflower. 😳 I'm so excited.

I took Reno back to the vet cause his sneezing was getting worse. Doc gave him a booster of the last antibiotic and said to buy him these 5mg dissolvable claritin.

30 pills were 20 bucks and we're cheap. 👀💧

We found children's liquid claritin. It was dye free, i made sure it had no xilitol. I googled this other ingredient and it said it was safe for all animals except cats. So my sister ran back to compare it to what the doc wanted. I was sent on an errand.

She decided on the original meds. But she didnt get the right dosage.. He only needs half a 5mg. I dont think I can quarter a 10mg. 😅 which is what she grabbed. We might go back tomorrow. I hope we will.

I really wanted to pick up yarn. But walmart did not have a good purple. I'm dying to make a needle felted gengar. 😩😖

Hopefully we can go to hobby lobby tomorrow. 👀

We passed by some bacon in the store and I'm like what happened to the last bacon we got? WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BACON SANDWICHES I WAS PROMISED?

So then we got turkey and bacon clubs for dinner. Omnomnom 8D

We have leftover bacon so tomorrow we get bacon and EGG sammiches! 🤤

For dessert I made myself a big glass of chocolate milk. SF chocolate syrup. And maybe some SF raspberry syrup. 😍 So nommy

My tummy did have an unfortunate reaction to the coffee eventually.. But it wasn't bad. So it was a pretty good day. 😁

[gwydionmisha]

Personal: Mostly Medical

So I went to the last physio appointment.   She added a couple more low impact things.  The examination really chewed me up, but i expected that.  Forage boxes came during lungs, luckily with avocadoes, which are what I mostly wanted anyway.

The forage boxes have been a wee bit better since the turning of the year: higher percentage of useable vegetables and occasionally bread.  Foraging in person was so much better.  we were still only getting half what normal people had, since I'd not collect anything I didn't think we could use, but there were surprise goodies and useful shelf stable foods, and most weeks decent bread.  Weirdly, since early January, they've been tossing avocadoes in, despite the recent shortages.  I do like an avocado on a sandwich and guacamole is good when it's fresh, but given the givens (such as If I were to burn the spoons making guacamole, I'd not have spoons to make something to put it on), I have been making avocado toast.  The Millennials are right: it is delicious.  The recipe says salt, but being me I use the herbed salt they put on hoagies and grinders instead. Omnomnom.

Anyway, by the time I put everything away and did hydrotherapy, It was almost noon.  There was nothing for it but to sleep in.  I made my first mistake with timing the temp pill, but it isn't the end of the world.  I absentmindedly took it with first meds which fucks over effectiveness of three in that batch, but it's not like I'm taking heart of psychiatric medications.  My blood level will be low on two things that are long term body maintenance for 24 hours, not ideal, but it's one day.  The other is a what I think of as quality of life, so I'll be more symptomatic for a underlying condition, but I have two other meds covering that base and if I'm going to lose a day there, this was a good day to lose a third of coverage.  The expanded physio routine delayed things further.  I kept needing to do things like rest and curl up in pain.  

I came out, started first meal, and fed assorted cats, plants, fish.  Someone had blerped all over Rupert and the desk.  I had to change my shirt in the middle of cleaning it, because I'm bad with fresh blerp and I couldn't be eating or using the computer until the mess was cleaned, and I inevitably lost it in the middle.  It's okay.  All the meds were safely digested again.

Add in lungs and dinner and I didn't sit down until Midnight.  The pain's a stunner and I am so tired.  Odds are the meds mistake is making the tired a bit worse.  I need to get my shit together by Sunday.  I am not sanguine I'll manage it, but I have two avocadoes in the kitchen and there are tomatoes to last 'til the Millenials bring more.

Oh, and the pharmacy called twice.  I asked about the missing lung meds again, as I am supposed to do them in tandem with the other temp meds.  I pressed until they sorted it.  The prescription was lost in the system and they had to track it down.  O.o  Supposedly it comes Monday according to the second call.  Supposedly.

[razzle-zazzle]

OHOHOHOHOHOHO

any new rambles?

I never actually explained the update to parasite sooo

Everything goes the same until the confrontation scene. Since I’ve made Buddy bigger Martin can’t just squash him in one go like before, so when he tries Buddy attacks him.

Chris panics while they’re going feral on each other, but manages to squeeze in between to push them apart (but not before both have some nasty injuries himself). His first thought is to comfort buddy and not, you know, his brother bleeding from a large gash on the side of his head OR his own injuries.

Now blue boy’s not taking that lying down, no sir. He was to punt that little goblin as fast as possible, but can’t risk Chris running away either. He needs to keep him here until the others can help. So they should go inside. That th- Buddy needs first aid, so does Martin. They can work this mess out quietly, like adults.

Chris, too relieved that Martin’s changed his mind to see how abrupt it is, accepts. He spends the next however many minutes stalling for time while texting Aviva with his creature pod behind his back (very poorly).

She ends up coming downstairs not because she knows something’s up, but rather assumed Martin was half asleep eating shredded cheese from the fridge again. Luckily she hears two voices come from downstairs instead of one, and keeps quiet to gage the scene. She walks into the main hub and freezes.

“Are you kidding me?” Chris hisses under his breath before nervously smiling, “Hey, Aviva! Funny seeing you up this early.”

She doesn’t know what to do, but glancing at Martin she gets the idea somethings very wrong and she should not freak out.

“What’s… that?” She gestures to the lumpy, breathing blob on the table.

“Aha, well he- uh” Chris looks to his brother for reassurance, but gets none. “He’s just a friend! I know this looks bad-“

“This is bad.” Martin interrupts, easing the towel off his head wound. Chris shoots him a withering glare.

“But it’s fine! It was an accident! It’s ok!” He’s saying it more for himself, pulling Buddy closer to his chest as it coos.

“Ok…” She was barely processing any of this. “But what happened? Are you ok? You’re jacket’s covered in blood.”

Despite wanting to blow up then and there Martin decides Chris should get to explain himself in his own words.

“I’m fine! It’s not mine it’s- Martin’s. Buddy freaked out and attacked him, and his blood got all over my jacket.”

Goddamnit it Chris.

“Don’t lie! You were soaked before your ‘friend’ tried to kill me.”

He leaned away from the wall to circle towards Aviva. “He came back to the Tortuga covered in blood and I didn’t know how else to convince him to come inside. He said it wasn’t his, so if that thing hurt someone-“

“Stop calling him a thing! His name’s Buddy!”

“Does it make a difference? It crawled out of your mouth like a cockroach!

“Why can’t just let me explain-!”

“Because you’re out of your mind!”

Meanwhile Aviva’s there like a deer in headlights because she just woke up and has no goddamn clue what is going on.

“Chris” She snaps, “what did it do?”

“Nothing! He’s just an animal trying to survive like anyone else.” He hugged the little beast closer as it hissed.

“Can I see him for a second then?”

“… no.”

“I’m just going to scan him so we can see what he is. I won’t hurt him.”

Chris hesitated, almost moving to pass Buddy over- only to take a step back. “I… can’t trust you, he needs to stay with me…”

“You can be right next to me! It’ll only be a moment-“

“I said no.”

To cut a long story short Martin again tries to take Buddy by force. As he and Chris fight Aviva’s chases it around the main hun but it eventually turns on her.

Jimmy and Koki both wake up to an agonized scream. Coming downstairs they see the main hub in shambles, Martin restraining a hysteric Chris (presumably where the scream came from), and Aviva smashing a twitching puddle of green slop with her wrench, all of them covered in blood and various injuries.

It’ll be a lot for the 3 to explain, especially when 2 are actively bleeding and 1 is having an emotional breakdown like a mother who just lost her child.

[keeper-not-hero-blog]

fuck it why not Singed x poppy

You see this is why Poppy tries to eat Singed to deathso you stop saying shit like this :VGeneral:

Rate the Ship -  Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs  | So much crack this is almost cocaine

How long will they last? - How long ‘till Poppy devours Singed?

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Love at first bite. Omnomnom.

How was their first kiss? - Actually not half as bad until Poppy realized Singed was trying to push her away since he tought  she’d chew on his tongue. She wasn’t planning to, but now she wants to. >:V

Wedding:

Who proposed? - Neither... Eh fuck it Poppy. Because she can finally marry her food!

Who is the best man/men? - Singed’s best man is Mundo, dude.

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Trist.. hoo boy.

Who did the most planning? - Neither. They just kind of picked a church and went with it.

Who stressed the most? - Singed. He tought he’d actually be the cake.

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck  | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Warwick and most Pilties. Vi was allowed to come tho (*cough cough* @piltovers-finest-family )

Sex:

Who is on top? - Poppy... eating him.

Who is the one to instigate things? - Poppy by biting him.

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now | Poppy just bites him until she’s full and then goes do something.

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head (Singed must have so many freaky kinks.. also poppy literally eats him)

How long do they normally last? - Eh, Singed usually passes out of blood loss after half an hour.

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - They don’t orgasm. :VVVVVVVVVVVVVV

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.  | Poppy literally rips Singed’s flesh and eats it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after “sex” | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - None.. not sure cross-species would work.

How many children will they adopt? - A LOT because Poppy wants to adopt every orphan in Zaun.

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Poppy ^.

Who is the stricter parent? - Singed.

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Poppy. KIDS DON’T EAT THAT RAT.

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Poppy!

Who is the more loved parent? - Pops, duh.

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Singed actually.

Who cried the most at graduation? - Poppy.

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Singed because he just doesn’t like the authorities. :V

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? -  Singed :VVV

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Poppy.

Who does the grocery shopping? - Singed.

How often do they bake desserts? - They don’t. :V

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - MEAT LOVERS.

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Poppy just to be nice every once in a while.

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Poppy.

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Singed.

Chores:

Who cleans the room? -

Who is really against chores? -

Who cleans up after the pets? -

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? -

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? -

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? -

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Poppy so she doesn’t accidentally melt someone after touching one of Singed’s poisons and then touches someone.

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Poppy.

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Eh, sometimes... because of Poppy.

What are their goals for the relationship? - Poppy wants to eat. Singed wants to find out a poison to kill her.

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Poppy.

Who plays the most pranks? - Singed.. “harmless” pranks, suuure..