Did I already send this? I’m sorry if I did. If I did it was a while ago lol. I just remembered this idea for no apparent reason lol and imagined a whole scenario. So here’s what I had a while back.
So here’s the story my idea came from:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/51324469
And it was one of the best things I’ve ever read of the Linked Universe lol. And I had an idea: so what if Link wore his Gerudo outfit with the boys and they didn’t know it was him, like in this story, but we add x reader, and they’re dating him and so when he appears they start kissing him and being lovey dovey and whatnot, and the boys just go “?!?!?!”😂 and either they get protective of Wild and yell at reader about “How could you cheat on Wild?! How dare you?!” And others just stare dumbfounded at reader.😂
P.S. I understand I’m drawing from someone else’s story, so if you can figure out their tumblr and ask permission or tell me it or something please lmk. Because I couldn’t find their tumblr and idk how to use archive of our own at all. I’m new, sorry!
So I just imagined something like this:
Wild led them to the wall where a hidden switch was but none of them knew that yet. You ran up to Wild and hugged him.
“Thanks sweetie, you’re so helpful!”
Then you start playing with his hair and kiss his cheek. The rest of the chain is a mixture of anger, horrified, betrayal, and everything in between.
Legend runs up to you and rips you off Wild.
“What is wrong with you?! How dare you?!?!”
You try not to laugh but you can’t help but smile.
“Leg-“
“No! You don’t hurt Wild and get away with it!”
Warriors is trying to pull Legend off of you as Sky comes up to you.
“Why…what did he ever do to you…”
He looks so broken. Behind all the chaos Wild stands silently seeing how it all plays out. He hears all his brothers defending him saying how amazing he is and doesn’t deserve you because you cheated on him. How even though he’s chaotic in battle he’s the most reliable person they’ve ever met. How he’s the best cook ever and without him they’d be starving. How much he brings to the family and without him it wouldn’t be complete…He starts shifting around and scratching the back of his head in awkwardness because of all the kind words his brothers have about him. How they’re protecting him. Eventually he puts you out of your misery and clears his throat.
“Guys…it’s ok. I’m right here. Though I’m very flattered.”
His cheeks are a little pink and he’s still in his Gerudo outfit. The chain looks at him and think he’s still some random girl.
“Huh? No we’re talking about our brother. I’m sure you didn’t know but this person has a boyfriend.”
Wild smiles softly and takes off the veil.
“I know they do.”
Now all the chain’s jaws drop. Wild chuckles and takes the rest of his outfit off.
“I’m very grateful that you guys would defend me, but it’s me. You don’t need to keep chewing them out anymore. Also, they knew it was me, so they weren’t cheating.”
omg XD
Poor Reader. I don't think I would have been to stay that silent while being chewed out.
To save my own skin I would have just yelled "THAT IS LINK!!"
I would probably also hold it over Wild's head for an undisclosed amount of time for standing there for who knows how long- leaving me to take the heat when I've done absolutely nothing wrong.
You better believe this becomes an inside joke between them.
"Yes, darling. I was cheating on you. I have bananas."
"Throw in some milk and we can have cheater milkshakes."
"Do you have the ice for that?"
Takes out ice rod. "Do you even have to ask?"
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Was helping move my sister and my other sister has a dog that apparently isn't calm with anyone and way too hyper. I come over and the dog immediately calms down.
My mom: "Ashe the Dog Whisperer"
Everyone: "Ashe, animals are extremely calm around you. You might have a gift."
Me, with my furry and therian status trying not to laugh like a supervillian while thinking: "They have no idea".
They were still talking about it hours later, saying it is amazing and I'm still cackling like a mad woman.
Especially funny when you consider a really large chunk of my friends are therian or furry as well. XD
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