#It was funny as hell to me.

[darkmagenugget]

Was helping move my sister and my other sister has a dog that apparently isn't calm with anyone and way too hyper. I come over and the dog immediately calms down.

My mom: "Ashe the Dog Whisperer"

Everyone: "Ashe, animals are extremely calm around you. You might have a gift."

Me, with my furry and therian status trying not to laugh like a supervillian while thinking: "They have no idea".

They were still talking about it hours later, saying it is amazing and I'm still cackling like a mad woman.

Especially funny when you consider a really large chunk of my friends are therian or furry as well. XD

[monophobix]

lesbian situationship vs gay situationship

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

[kyofloral]

[cashmoneyyysstuff]

katsuki who breaks his sleep schedule ONLY on your birthday because he wants to be sure he’s the first one to text you.

at exactly midnight .on.the.dot. you get a string of messages from your boyfriend saying :

“happy birthday, moron.”

“i love you and all that stupid mushy shit”

“you better say it back. fucked up my sleep for you.”

“❤️”

he doesn’t even care if you’re already asleep, he’s already sure he was the very first one to text you but if you are still awake he’s even more proud cause you saw it happen. him who you (and his friends) tease all the time for going to sleep at like 8:30 sharp stayed up doing fuck all just to be the first to wish you a happy fucking birthday.

so yeah, you bet your ass he’s proud. and he’ll go to sleep and knock out immediately with a smirk on his face when you text him a “thank you sm, katsuki !!! i love you sosooososos much💕💕”

“yeah you better. go to bed, g’night <3”

n’ yeah okay, maybe he’ll be a bit crankier than usual, but it’ll be worth it seeing how bright you smile and jump to hug him, kissing all over his cheek with thank you’s and love you’s.

he’ll just take it out on kaminari.

[mejkosmos]

so funny how the whole gravity falls fandom immediately went from "bill cipher-all interdimensional being hot tumblr sexy man" to "bill cipher- lame loser pathetic fumbler toxic skrunkly sad ex" in a matter of seconds as SOON as the rise of billford came about

[pyunyrage]

[heartorbit]

happy halloween! 🎃🐈‍⬛👻��

[ask-the-rag-dolly]

anyways good episode

[undead-knick-knack]

Dorian: *eases over towards Beau and loosens his sash to show off his abs*

Imogen: You don't have to move the shirt. You're wearing a sheer shirt. We can see them all the time.

Dorian:

Like damn Imogen why you gotta call him out like that in front of his crush 😭😂

[ao3-crack]

(x)

[jestersloverre]

We all agree that this is the vibe right?

[luminousstardust]

if i had a nickel for every time essek thelyss was roped into fighting a possessed version of a group’s member that he didn’t really know very well despite temporarily being a part of that group while IN AEOR, i’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice, right?

[tofixtheshadows]

This is one of my favorite minor details in Dungeon Meshi, firstly because what in the femme fatale, but also because it's one of those little things that raises so many questions about worldbuilding.

The Occam's Razor defense attorney in me says that Ryoko Kui gave Kabru a boot knife because she wanted him to escape from his bonds here. And Kabru is a very competent swordsman, why wouldn't he have a boot knife, sure. He's already got a dagger, he can have this too.

And yet: the implications. Kabru, why do you have that? That is not remotely something that could be easily accessed or used in combat. Nobody is pulling out a pen knife from the heel of their boot during a fight with a monster. It's useless in the dungeon ... unless you're the type of person who isn't just worried about monsters.

I've mentioned this before, but I consider one of Kabru's functions in the narrative as being the character who fully brings the idea of human ecosystems into the story. There's a reason why he's always connected to large groups of people (Toshiro's party, the Canaries). He (along with Mr. Tansu, briefly) introduces the reader to the social and political forces working on the dungeon, showing us that none of this is happening in a monster-filled vacuum. His confrontation with the corpse retrievers, who very nearly kill Kabru's party permanently with their reckless murder-for-money scheme, reminds us that monsters are not the only things that prey on humans. Kabru understands the ways the dungeon causes people to put profit over human lives.

We only get hints of it in the story, but like any gold-rush-style economic boom, it's implied that there is a lot of crime and corruption surrounding the dungeon.

So yeah, it really makes me wonder why Kabru keeps a tiny knife in his boot, meant to be carried on him even in situations where he would otherwise be unarmed. Stored exactly in the place where it's easy to reach, even if, for some reason, your hands are tied behind your back.

[miss-fortune8]

God why

[totalswagisland]

this stupid ass meme redraw. maybe someday ill draw normal ship art but not today