#venus rosalind

[saintgoths]

ᴄʜᴀᴘᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜɪʀᴛᴇᴇɴ

CHAPTER THIRTEEN - DEADLY NIGHTSHADE.

WORD COUNT - 3,368.

RATING - 18+ [sexual intercourse, foreplay, main character having other sex partners, oral sex, Isabella imagining tora as joel during sex]. MINORS SCROLL PAST THE SEX SCENE.

SUMMARY - joel pledges his secrecy with the rosalind siblings while Isabella shares an intimate session with her travelling partner.

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Distressed and shook-up, the three siblings sat in the living room of their mother’s vast cabin, all choked and apprehensive of what to do or say. Mostly due to the fact that someone has seen the bite mark that they so tried to hide, Venus convicted and remorseful, cowered proscribed as she watched her siblings’ anxiety grow due to her.

“I’m sorry, this is all my fault,” Venus convicted guilty.

“No, it wasn’t your fault,” Ivy whispered, stressed, “you were stuck in sleep-waking nightmare, it’s not like you could do anything.”

Empathetic and sensitive for her sister, Ivy brought Venus into a compassionate and feeling hug, but their embrace cut off by the loud knock that repeated against their front door, strained and under pressure, Ivy reached for the door and opened it to be greeted by Joel, certainly not relaxed, Ivy attempted to close the door but Joel’s hand, quick and strong stopped the movement.

“Don’t worry I’m not here to snitch on ya,” Joel coolly mentioned as he allowed himself into the home.

“Snitch on us for what?” Ivy quickly asked motivated to gaslight the older man.

Gently diverted, Joel put his hand on his belt, evidently not phased during the moment Ivy tried to lamp him. “The most important thing right now is Venus,” Joel factually stated, he turned to look at the young girl who had her eyes locked on the almost three-month-old bite, understanding of her anxiety, Joel casually sauntered towards her and checked on the young girl.

Her big brown eyes looked up at the older man with desperation, both her hands locked around her lower leg. “Please don’t tell anyone,” she hopelessly pleaded, her eyes wide with fear.

Sensitive, Joel earnestly beckoned his head. “I promise, I won’t tell anyone.”

After a couple of hours from their getaway from the mall, the duo was able to find an abandoned home that homed three bedrooms Isabella and Tora could break away from. In the meantime, Tora tasked himself to hunt for food while Isabella cleared and washed her weapons interval of her upgrading them with the gadgets and tools she found during their escape.

It didn’t take a while for the man to return to the home; the two shared a short and silent conversation ere Isabella exited the house with two of the rabbits he recently captured. Tora lingered in the cabin as Isabella cooked the animals outside with the fire, she was able to hastily set up.

She returned subsequently she finished cooking the rabbits, the two ate in the deserted living room, comforted in each other’s company.

“You cooked this well,” Tora gently complimented.

“Thanks.”

“Your man back home must be missing your dinner, if you have one, do you have one?”

Isabella swiftly shook her head as she surprised Tora with the haste information. “You’re telling me someone like you, is single?”

Isabella looked at him with an expression that pried. “What do you mean someone like me?” She nosily investigated.

Tora’s cheek quickly flustered, “you know what I mean, someone gorgeous like you,” he forwardly responded, the tall man was finished with his meal so he laid back against the sofa he previously sat up straight on. “You’re telling me that in the community you’re in, no one has attempted to take you as their girlfriend?”

Isabella thought about it, well, Adam did show signs of interest, on the other hand, Isabella wasn’t romantically interested in the man. “Hmm, not really,” she adequately honestly replied fore she finally consumed the entire rabbit.

“If I was a citizen of Jackson, I would’ve attempted with my entire soul to have you as mine.”

The both of her eyebrows raised, she followed his stance, leaned the rest of her body contra the sofa. “So, what’s causing you not to do it right now?” She suggestively teased, her eyes cinched with his, observant of the way his body softened, unaware if he would follow her evocative and risqué manners.

Though, there was a commodity that beastly took over him, he briskly moved towards Isabella, captured her mouth with his lips, his fingertips trailed on her jaw, appeased that her lips followed through, their eyes closed, sated and requited of their passionate emotions.

Their tongues battled and danced, gratified, Tora unbuttoned her jeans before he unzipped them, weakened the hold the jeans had around her lower body. He slipped his right hand down her pants, his keen fingers welcomed by the warmth of her heat, he uncontrollably moaned at the glow. The weight of his digits rubbed her bud in circles, released sweet moans from the woman who hastily longed for his fingers the moment he provoked her and removed his fingers from her pussy.

His lips cloaked his wet fingers and he sucked on the extract that belonged to her. Tora moaned, in adoration of her taste, “fuck, everything about you is so perfect,” he erotically whispered before he returned his lips against her mouth, embraced her with ardor and lust.

The man moved both of his hands to her trousers, lustfully pulled them down, eager to tongue the rest of her heat. He quickly went down to his knees, between her bare thighs, his eyes by that time addicted to the state of her wet pussy. “So pretty,” he fervidly breathed out, kissed the insides of her thighs, listened to the short and provoked whimpers of Isabella who impatiently waited for the man to devour her.

Yet, he listened to her silent pleads and kissed the opening of her pussy, welcomed by the hotness of her sultry skin. The woman lifted her legs up, her hands cupped the back of her knees, opened her legs wider for the man to have a weightier taste, his tense tongue taking a long lick of her cunt, emitted a long moan from Isabella, his argot rubbed against her swollen nub before he lustfully sucked on the petite meat.

His hands reached her buttocks, with his fingers dug into them, he lapped his tongue against her pussy, the tip of his tongue flicked against her hole as the top of his tongue pressed against her clit. Hungry and obsessed with her, Tora promptly devoured her, the beginning of his tongue never missed to take care of her sensitive clit, sucked and licked the nub of her tangy taste, with Isabella’s heightened moans in the background, causing his lustful state to become more eager and active.

Tora moaned, satisfied by her juices, he devilishly slipped his tongue inside her, ambitious and greedy of her body. His right thumb roughly circled on her clit, pressed down the small button ere he dragged his tongue back up to her clit heated and keen on making her into a messy and watery climax.

“Fuck,” the man hungrily whimpered as he sucked and licked on her watery orgasm after he allowed the woman to squirt against his face, as she imagined the beau between her legs to be the man she was infatuated with back in Jackson, Joel Miller, Tora returned to kiss her, deadly aroused and vulgar to be inside her.

Doubtlessly hard, Tora yanked down his lower clothing, his cock heaved out his attire, the member hard against her stomach whilst he passionately kissed her, his knee pressed down on top of the opening of her legs as he aided Isabella to pull off her upper clothing, mesmerised and entranced by her breast, the man eagerly groped them, the pad of his thumbs worshipped and embraced her nipples.

His mouth cupped around her left nipple, licked and engulfed on her breast, his dick, irritable and restless to be inside her. He finally pulled himself away from her, his face brusque and indignant. The two switched positions, now Tora sat on the sofa and Isabella was on top of him, she found it a good opportunity to provoke him the way he did to her in the beginning, she dragged her especially wet pussy against the beginning of his dick, that shivered and jumped as it waited for Isabella to coat its length with her warmth.

“Fuck, please,” Tora severely begged, his hands tight on her butt as he hysterically attempted to get the woman to envelop his length with the insides of her body. Pleased and entertained with how she was able to get the man so riled up, Isabella allowed Tora to fill her cunt with his cock. His moans and whimpers strengthened as she carefully pumped herself up and down, her arms cloaked around his shoulders and her breasts pressed against his face.

Isabella’s eyes closed, pleasured by the member that thrilled inside her. Her hips rolled and Tora too desperate to stay still in the act of jerking his body in the same motion of the divinity on top of him. His jerks edacious and enthusiastic as he took control, lifted her body to the rhythm he maniacally desired, frenziedly shook Isabella into a disastrous state as she began to moan vehement to his cock.

“Yes!” She strongly pleaded in the act of his cock that thumped and slapped against her weak area, her pussy tightened around him, overwhelmed by the size of his member that desired to fuck her to the point that he lost himself. Out of control of his staggered movements, Tora continuously bucked his hips against her, his hands moved away from her buttocks and his arms wrapped possessively around her body, disconnected with reality but in tune with the pleasure the woman’s body brought him.

Quick and rough with their fuck, Isabella clenched her jaw, allowed her insides to get abused by his cock as she could feel the electric cold excitement that pierced through her body. Once again, she released around his dick while she continuously moaned a name, “yes, Joel!” The woman loudly moaned, drunk with bliss, unaware of the taken aback look Tora held against her.

Though, the realisation hit her when she opened her eyes and examined the amused yet surprised expression written over Tora’s face.

“I’m sorry,” she briskly apologised, ashamed and flustered by her lack of control, yet, baffled when she felt him resume moving inside her.

“That’s okay, continue calling me Joel,” he softly begged, stunned by his quick enthusiasm, Isabella nodded her head before she allowed Tora to take control of her body once more.

“You need to find a way to cover that up,” Joel insisted, his eyes darted back to the scar Venus protectively rubbed over with her hand.

“I do, I cover it up by the high socks I wear,” Venus naively commented as she looked up at him, desperate for this situation to end.

“That’s not good enough,” Joel inherently replied, Venus, bit her bottom lip as she pondered about how it could be covered it up.

Ivy asserted, all out of helpful suggestions. “We thought about getting her a tattoo, but she’s too young for it and the artist would obviously question the bite mark.”

All of them stuck and puzzled for a good idea, Venus let go of her leg and pulled her legs into a crossed position. “All I can do now is wear socks,” Venus plainly pointed out.

Joel also confounded, concurred his head, “fine,” he lowly acknowledged, “you guys should go back to sleep, I’ll stay down here to make sure none of you sleepwalk out of this house,” and so they listened, the trio returned to their rooms to sleep, although, the youngest was troubled to dream once again, afraid that she would be stuck in a trance once more.

Apprised that Joel must’ve been downstairs, Venus tactfully sneaked out her bedroom, to not alarm any of her siblings and tip-toed downstairs, au courant to the calm melody the placid man played in the living room. Venus covertly listened to the sound his fingers played against the strings, amazed by his skill and unaware that Joel knew she surreptitiously listened to him, his eyes peeked at her, peaceful and unmoved by her being awake.

“You play really well,” she kindly complimented fore she sauntered into the living room and sat opposite of the long sofa he plumped himself on.

“Well, thank you,” he gladly lauded, “trouble sleeping?” He benevolently questioned, slowly, the girl nodded her head which had caused the man to change the melody of the guitar he played to an anthem that he thought would aid her to sleep. “How did you get your bite?”

“Some guy that travelled with us was being irresponsible, without my mother’s acknowledgement he used me as bait to get infected, he said it would be easier to catch them that way,” she dully explained, “when I got bit mum was so mad, specifically when she found out the reason why I got bit,” she dryly chuckled, “she ended up killing the guy, she thought it was fair because she thought I was going to die.”

Joel raised the both of his eyebrows, lightly stunned by the ample and boundless secret, “she saw it as an eye for an eye ideology?” Joel lightly inquired and Venus gestured with her head.

“When it comes to any of us mum can get so crazy,” Venus smoothly joked, Joel gingerly smiled.

The thought of committing violent and abhorrent acts for the people you love reminded Joel of how deep and dire he would go for Ellie. The small memory of the two together mildly distressed Joel, yet, he distracted the pained thoughts with the strings of music he played for Venus.

15th OF SEPTEMBER 2013

For numerous of days, Lilith and Alexander had been together, searched for safety ever since the outbreak commenced. Fortunately, they were able to find a recently discarded home the two could stay in for a while as they waited for a friend of Alexander’s to pick them up and take them to a safer place.

A few days anteriorly before the breakout, the romantic bond between Lilith and Alexander had grown to be more critical and troubling. Even though Lilith had thought the day Alexander had attempted to choke her since it was revealed that his relationship with her was inappropriate, Lilith innocently believed that would have been the last time he would have done it, on the other hand, as the days passed, Lilith considered herself to be strongly wrong.

“Lilith,” he bluntly called, the girl turned to look at him, her eyes meek and malleable. “Go get something for us to eat.”

Compliant, Lilith gestured with her head before she headed out of the deserted lodge they took asylum in. The two took residency in a wooded area, where much plants and weeds grew and with the flower and planet trekkie Lilith was, the young girl was competently able to identify the Belladonna herb that sprouted from its habitat. Amazed and elated by the herb’s appearance, Lilith inspected the area around her so she could find a piece she could pick the Belladonna plant with as they were considered to be very chancy.

At the time that Lilith completed her task of picking Belladonna herbs along with hunting down their dinner, Lilith arrived back to the abandoned lodge and undertook the task of cooking them lunch. Lilith walked towards Alexander and offered him his dinner ere she sat on one of the sofas and commenced to eat her dinner.

“What do you think our future is going to be like?” Lilith politely questioned, as the breakout happened, she had noticed that many families and relationships were torn apart, she had pondered if the same would happen for her and Alexander.

“Our future is bright,” Alexander confidently answered, “when my friend comes here and takes us to a safer country, shit’s going to get better, trust me,” his mouth was full when he spoke, Lilith identified the small bits of food that flew out of his mouth but kept in the looks of aversion to herself, “but, when we make it out, will you stick by me, stick by me forever?”

Lilith gently leaned on her sofa, a benevolent and humane smile plastered on her face. “Alexander, I’ll always stick beside you,” she charitably said to reassure him, “plus, trust me when I say that I’ll be your last girlfriend,” she chivalrously joked, satisfied that her reciprocal joke put a gleam on his face.

Now awake from the slumber that was commenced after their physical intimacy, both Isabella and Tora put on their clothes, ready to travel to their last stop.

As his eyes trailed over her almost covered body, Tora snickered at the thoughts of the night before. “You fucked me like it was your last day alive.”

“The sex meant nothing,” Isabella directly pronounced.

Taken aback by her straightforward comment, Tora shrugged his shoulders, unmoved by what she aforesaid. “Okay,” he comically clicked his tongue. “Would it have meant something if I was Joel?” Isabella avoided his question during the moment she put on her shoes, Tora nudged her, eager to provoke the woman, “would you have fucked me like you did yesterday, right now if I was Joel, Izzy?”

Provoked, Isabella instantly removed herself from the lodge and made way to Lana. Ready to untie her and hop on top of her back.

“Are you just going to ignore me?” Tora purposely sang during the moment he climbed onto Lana’s back. “I’m not going to let you ignore me after fucking me that well.”

“Are you seriously going to be like this throughout the rest of the route?” Isabella rudely snapped, instantly regretted the night before. “And don’t call me Izzy, it’s still Isabella for you.”

Tora childishly cackled at her reaction, not finished with his vexatious manner, enthusiastic to torment her through the rest of their ride to Miami, Florida.

As soon as they arrived to the location, Isabella promptly started to look for all the evidence against Alexander. All files that included his abuse contra her, the written entries, the pictures of her underaged, whatever that aided Isabella’s argument.

The moment Isabella completed her quest, she proposed and hinted for the two of them to search for supplies she might’ve left the day she killed Alexander. Isabella was taken by surprise when she learned that the tools in the bando was barely touched but appreciative that no one came across anything vital.

“What’s this place to you?” Tora in effect questioned, genuinely curious to why Isabella has put herself in such a hazardous trip just to retrieve files.

Isabella slowly bounced her shoulders, not wanting to give Tora the entire story. “It just has some stuff about my past I’m private about,” she authentically answered, her curt response enough for Tora to comprehend that Isabella was not in the spirit to have him annoy her or just convey the message of her history. “This is where we depart, Tora,” Isabella honestly delivered as she finished taking objects useful for her ride back to Jackson.

Disappointed but understanding, Tora assented his head, respectful to her message.

“Before we go, how about one last---”

Isabella loudly exhaled, “no!” She tiredly exclaimed, “this is why I don’t want you coming back with me to Jackson,” Isabella harshly explained, plainly irritated by his persistent manner, “I can tell someone like you actually doesn’t know how to differentiate between platonic sex and actual bonding sex.”

“Platonic sex?” Tora repeated humoured, “that’s a thing?”

Isabella clicked her tongue out of frustration, “I don’t want you to come between bonds I’m building in Jackson.”

“Like your bond with Joel?” He foolishly responded, his arms stretched out, laughably and extremely ludicrously in Isabella’s perspective. “If that’s the case you shouldn’t have fucked me.”

“You’ve grown attached in less than five days, on your way back to wherever you came from, find a way to grow disconnected from it,” Isabella harshly spat, evidently triggered by his comment he found blithe in. “And don’t try and follow me because I will kill you.” Her jaw was then clenched, patently clear and resolute with her threat, with Tora who remained silent, Isabella stormed past him, prepared and apt to go back home.

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[themermaidriot]

This looks like a screen cap from the Hangover.

[jdeanmorgan]

TRANS FEMALE CHARACTERS ON TELEVISION

Jamie Clayton as Nomi Marks (Sense8) Jesse James Keitel as Jerrie Kennedy (Big Sky) Dominique Jackson as Elektra (Pose) Denis O'Hare as Liz Taylor (American Horror Story: Hotel) Laverne Cox as Sophia Burset (Orange is the New Black) David Duchovny as Denise Richards (Twin Peaks) Walton Goggins as Venus Van Dam (Sons of Anarchy) Hunter Schafer as Jules Vaughn (Euphoria) Indya Moore as Angel (Pose) V. Vieux as Rosalind (Station 19) Yasmin Finney as Elle Argent (Heartstopper) Alex Newell as Unique Adams (Glee)

[scrunkly-week]

the character graveyard — a creator's lament

a wall of snow keeps you hidden, it's true.

my hands tainted. I buried you all myself.

some of you live, just barely, breathing through a straw in your graves. an illusion of existence.

some of you never had the chance. your lives extinguished before you could fully form.

massacre.

your god has not forsaken you, I plead.

though I am god and she is merciless. by circumstance, not design.

I come to acknowledge you. you forgotten ones, the ones I hid, the ones who died by my hand and the ones who fizzled from existence before I could reach them. I gather you here today. to recognise you. mourn you. immortalise you.

I raise my chalice to each of you.

here's to the faceless ones. the ones I never named. the ones who had nothing but a name. a vibe. a role. a disembodied something. you hadn't enough love or care. I'm sorry.

here's to the fleeting ones. ones who existed in passing. to assist another's narrative. to enhance the world.

lindsay, erin bray, lynn clerke, jarrod holman. alli, nicole, cam, daniel, alisha. javin daxar, ellin daxar, dalen daxar, damon daxar, kara quillan, zaiden. daron ferris, charlie reid. lennard rose, elisabeth rose, elli. deyan thomson. lucia. sophie, caleb. jeremiah, chris, lukas, troy jackson, zach, linda, mr. woods. kere lockhart. aric jeweller. andrea, stefano. reece, john, demetrius rodriquez, seth reeves. aria, aaron, william, matthew, gaeldon, jonah. julia. sigrae, cassirean, king pyrest of emberia, hakan. dayell, carr kepnar. conrad, mr. stevens, steph, lilian maxwell, evie, vida, erica, david, olivia, andrew, dexter badd, marianne, charles wickham, katherine wickham, james wickham, raiden, calvin, darlene. therese matton, henri matton, geneve matton, madeline matton, mathieu matton, talon debois, lloyd hawthorne. morgan hawksley, aaron hawksley, marcus walters, cassidy donaldson. evan callaghan, mildred callaghan. arthur drover, sybilla drover, harriet drover, vera dustinborough, victoria darkwood, bethly violet, eliphalet lushington, emma. erysibe, kirkos. guiletta lanese, donato lanese, ottavio lanese, benedetto lanese, pietro lanese, vincenzo lanese, matteo lanese, annetta fornari, stefano fornari, adriana fornari, carlo fornari, francesco fornari, augusto fornari, adele sozzi, bettina aliotti, ciro, salvatore sallucci. edmond wickerman, rosalind wickerman, elias starling, hubert cornell.

here's to the strange ones. the 'I made you just because' ones.

scalene, nikia goodrich, ami ruff, riesa gentry and co., zachary bliss, janae lombardi, dawn watts, jay spear, lea cantrell, danny light. cardinal, scar. harmony/chaos. leighton, josh. nick joyce, rosalinda joyce, jasper joyce. emilee, ashli, nadine kathy hemingway.

here's to the old ones. the ones I left behind as I myself grew older.

timothy, kimberly, ash, connor. zoe. gabey mal'lie. raina hardin. zariah mika rose. karli hayes, shaun roberts. bella davis. milaa lockhart. mabel. queen heresa. tāne miller. victor.

here's to the ones who never reached anything past the development stage.

iris. olive. phoenix mars, rose earthen, gem airborne, luna moonbeam, leon king, mattias grey, venus greenwood, scarlet rust, sage bluest, amalthea browner, rialta silverton, jupiter violet. princess seraphine of emberia. the assassin, prophet, serenity. valentino, theokles, fabiola fornari, blair aiden hawksley, james robert callaghan, ruby starling.

here's to the ones I invested my time in, who I write one or two prose pieces and umpteen handfuls of rambles for, only to leave you by the wayside to crumble to dust.

vivian edwards, lucille matton, luciana lanese, alaric joseph drover, alexander wickerman, jinx the kea, hamid, sahar.

here's to my future creations, who may inevitably fall under one of these categories.

the wall of snow may keep you hidden. but I promise, you'll never be forgotten.

Submitted by: our lovely friend, Bee

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☆ this is hauntingly sweet and I utterly love it !! What a good way to pay your respects to all of these characters <3 I raise my chalice alongside you, to toast to their lives

[vintagestagehotties]

Round 1 Losers Highlights: Pauline Chase

She played Peter Pan for eight seasons and published a book of letters that kids wrote to Peter, which is just adorable.

The Pocket Venus of New York!!!

she was jm barrie's favorite peter pan and she should be yours too

From Fifty Years of Peter Pan:

Contemporary photographs certainly show a very lovely girl—frank and boyish, but by no means sexless—who might equally well be playing Rosalind. However, though some children found her out, Miss Chase triumphed on the stage, and even passed herself off as a boy very successfully on many occasions when children came to call on her in her dressing-room and make sure that the dreadful rumour was incorrect.

“A young gentleman of about six was brought to see me,” she recalls, “and I gathered from his introductory remarks that his big brother had made him uneasy about my sex. He put two cunning test questions to me (probably suggested by the brother). The first was, ‘Can you whistle?’ By great good luck I could whistle that day. Then, ‘What do you think of kissing?’ he asked anxiously. ‘Rotten,’ I said. He was immensely relieved. Then I knew I was all right....”

The critics found her “nimble and light in movement and full of spirit and go,” and that she “has all the charm, the boyishness, the curious dreamy delicacy, which gives her performances such a fascination for young and old….It bewitches by its buoyancy, it pleases by its poetry and pleasantry, and it exhilarates by its energy, activity and address.”

[saturniasxenos]

PINK N PRETTY ID PACK

Inside this pack, you will find: Pronouns, Titles, Names, and Genders that relate to Pink colors, Pink stuff, Cute things, Pretty things, and anything alike! (I put whatever I (personally) thought was cute, pink, and/or pretty.) + (Includes Masc titles & names)

No matter who you are, or what you look like, YOU ARE PRETTY. 🫶

"How many emoji pronouns do you want?"

"Yes."

This entire pack was inspired by an OC of mine called Lotus 🩷🪷

Pronouns:

Pi/Pin/Pink/Pinks/Pinkself

Ro/Ros/Rose/Roses/Roseself

Ro/Ros/Rosa/Rosas/Rosaself

Lo/Lov/Love/Loves/Loveself

Hea/Hear/Heart/Hearts/Heartself

Blo/Bloo/Bloom/Blooms/Bloomself

Fla/Flami/Flamingo/Flamingos/Flamingoself

Fu/Fuch/Fuchsia/Fuchsias/Fuchsiaself

Or/Orch/Orchid/Orchids/Orchidself

Wate/Waterme/Watermelon/Watermelons/Watermelonself

Lo/Lot/Lotus/Lotuses/Lotusself

Pe/Pet/Petal/Petals/Petalself

Che/Cherr/Cherry/Cherrys/Cherryself

Blo/Bloss/Blossom/Blossoms/Blossomself

Ce/Ceri/Cerise/Cerises/Ceriseself

Pea/Peae/Peach/Peachs/Peachself

Blu/Blus/Blush/Blushs/Blushself

Tu/Tuli/Tulip/Tulips/Tulipself

Cu/Cut/Cute/Cutes/Cuteself

Pre/Prett/Pretty/Prettys/Prettyself

Ma/Mage/Magenta/Magentas/Magentaself

Pa/Pas/Pastel/Pastels/Pastelself

Swe/Swae/Sweet/Sweets/Sweetself

Flo/Flow/Flower/Flowers/Flowerself

Flo/Flor/Flora/Floras/Floraself

Pre/Preci/Preciae/Precious/Preciousself

Ri/Ribb/Ribbon/Ribbons/Ribbonself

Fri/Frill/Frillae/Frills/Frillself

Do/Doll/Dolly/Dolls/Dollself

Co/Cor/Coral/Corals/Coralself

Da/Daw/Dawn/Dawns/Dawnself

Sun/Sunse/Sunset/Sunsets/Sunsetself

Hib/Hibis/Hibiscus/Hibiscuses/Hibiscusself

Dia/Diam/Diamond/Diamonds/Diamondself

Gem/Gemsto/Gemstone/Gemstones/Gemstoneself

Gor/Gorge/Gorgeous/Gorgeousness/Gorgeousself

La/Lac/Lace/Laces/Laceself

Pu/Puff/Puffy/Puffys/Puffyself

Flu/Fluff/Fluffy/Fluffys/Fluffyself

Pom/Pomp/Pompom/Pompoms/Pompomself

Po/Pop/Poppy/Poppys/Poppyself

Chrys/Chrysan/Chrysanthemum/Chrysanthemums/Chrysanthemumself

Ast/Aste/Aster/Asters/Asterself

Ga/Garn/Garnet/Garnets/Garnetself

Pe/Pear/Pearl/Pearls/Pearlself

Op/Opa/Opal/Opals/Opalself

Qua/Quart/Quartz/Quartzs/Quartzself

Bub/Bubble/Bubblegum/Bubblegums/Bubblegumself

Car/Carna/Carnation/Carnations/Carnationself

Stra/Straw/Strawberry/Strawberrys/Strawberryself

Ma/Mau/Mauve/Mauves/Mauveself

Sa/Sak/Sakura/Sakuras/Sakuraself

Li/Lil/Lily/Lilys/Lilyself

Emoji Pronouns: 💋/💋's, 💄/💄's, 💅/💅's, 🩷/🩷's, 🪷/🪷's, 🐷/🐷's, 🐖/🐖's, 🦑/🦑's, 🦩/🦩's, 🌸/🌸's, 🌺/🌺's, 🌷/🌷's, 🍑/🍑's, 🩰/🩰's, 🎀/🎀's, 🧸/🧸's, 🌹/🌹's, 👛/👛's, 💕/💕's, 💞/💞's, 💓/💓's, 💖/💖's, 💗/💗's, 💘/💘's, 💝/💝's, 💐/💐's, 🍥/🍥's, 🧁/🧁's, 🍧/🍧's, 💒/💒's, 🏩/🏩's, 🧼/🧼's, 💌/💌's, ❤/❤'s, 💔/💔's, ❣️/❣️'s, ❤️‍🩹/❤️‍🩹's, ❤️‍🔥/❤️‍🔥's, ♥/♥'s, ♦/♦'s, 🦄/🦄's, 🦢/🦢's

Titles:

Pretty In Pink

(X) Who's Pink

The Prettiest

Perfect Pink

The Pink One

Dancing With Pink Petals

(X) Who Loves Pink

(X) Who Feels Pretty

Sparkling

(X) Who Sparkles

Sparkling In Pink

(X) Who's Aura Is Pink

The Pink Spirit

The Cute Spirit

The Pink Creature

Dancing With Doves

The Pretty Dove

The Pretty Creature

The Pretty Pink Spirit

The Pretty Spirit

(X) Who Blooms

(X) Who Blossoms

The Blossoming Flower

The Pink Flower

The Pretty Flower

Deity of Pink

God of Pink

Goddess of Pink

Names:

Fem: Aphrodite, Ara, Azalea, Amora, Amaranth, Annabella, Annabelle, Amandine, Aimee, Aelia, Alani, Aviva, Briallen, Belle, Blossom, Bellerose, Begonia, Blush, Briar, Coral, Celia, Colette, Cerise, Clary, Camellia, Cherry, Carnation, Coralie, Coraline, Desiree, Dahlia, Dennise, Eglantine, Elodie, Elke, Esme, Fae, Fuchsia, Flamina, Flora, Fraise, Garnet, Hana, Huong, Heather, Isadora, Irisa, Jada, Jadah, Jalajaa, Keasha, Koral, Kamelia, Lien, Linnea, Lacey, Lyanne, Laelia, Leilani, Lotus, Mink, Mimose, Magenta, Mauve, Nerine, Odessa, Peony, Pearl, Petunia, Pinkie, Pink, Pinkus, Pinkney, Rosella, Rosanna, Rose, Rosie, Rosa, Rosalie, Rosaline, Rosalind, Rosabella, Rosita, Roseanna, Roseanne, Rydell, Rora, Rada, Rhoda, Sharyn, Sonnet, Scarlett, Sadie, Sandhya, Teuila, Varda, Venus, Xiloxoch, Yvete, Zelie,

Masc: Asmodeus, Amandus, Amadeus, Aziz, Amias, Altansarnai, Alroy, Astilbe, Akala, Amado, Amato, Connelly, Caleb, Cordovan, Carwyn, Corwin, Cordian, Dariel, Dante, Dilan, David, Darell, Eros, Fuchsio, Florian, Fenmore, Floyd, Geranium, Gul, Gulabi, Gulzar, Haneul, Hart, Jamil, Jared, Kiefer, Kevin, Kamal, Kunal, Lohan, Leif, Lennon, Milos, Manik, Manu, Magento, Mauverell, Mawar, Phlox, Roz, Rosario, Rosalio, Rosen, Razzmatazz, Rosamel, Roosevelt, Rouge, Rosewood, Rosewell, Rozovo, Roth, Thulian, Taffy, Vered, Zahri,

Neu: Amor, Aruna, Aphro, Adonis, Ambrose, Ceri, Callisto, Ceinwen, Carmine, Cassius, Corentin, Cupid, Dianthe, Erasmus, Erastus, Erato, Francis, Kamon, Kokoro, Koharu, Kirani, Kaipo, Lerato, Loxi, Martie, Maud, Mallow, Noa, Nasrin, Parvati, Obi, Pembe, Primrose, Paris, Rozene, Sakura, Sorrell, Salmon, Sashiro, Syd, Valentine, Valentino, Vaihere, Varuna, Xinyi, Zerah,

Genders:

Viosalimi - a gender connected to liminal spaces in the colors of pink & purple, whether it be the color combo or the two separately.

Ivsidirosen - a colorgender connected to the colors pink, black, and white

Pinkribbon - a gender under the genderribbon system which is related to the color pink & ribbons ; like ribbons being colored pink or being the color pink that loves ribbons , or any other combination of the two .

Pinkangeldigital / Pinkangelvirtual - a gender in which your gender is related to virtual / digital themes and pink angels, being a virtual/ digital pink angel, being a pink angel and loving virtual / digital themes, being a virtual /digital being who loves pink and angel themes, etc!

Pinkmagicalgirlic - a xenogender that relates to being a pink magical girl. it can also relate to the aesthetic of pink magical girls, the colour pink, or being a magical girl !! the gender often feels feminine or neutral .

Pinkdollic - A gender under the genderdollic system related to the color pink and being a doll

Pinkshirofoxic - a gender related to white foxes, pastel pink, and soft aesthetics.

Pinkadorded - a gender under genderadored related to being adorable ) adored and the color pink . may be related to being the color pink who is adored by all , the color pink who is adorable or being the color pink and adored.

Strawlovecatrum - a masculine- and neutral-in-nature xenogender that is best described by strawberries, lovecore, pink, and cats!

Pinkpresentic - A gender that presents itself in a pink way/as pink/in a way that involves a lot of pink. Can be used as a descriptor for other terms

Pinkrufflic - a xenogender relating to pink and ruffles, or pink in a ruffly way

Pinkabomination - a gender connected to being an abomination of pink , being an abomination in a pink way , etc.

Pinkcutecorian - a gender related to cutecore, pastel pink, and cutesy fashion

Pinkbratfem - a gender related to pink, being a stereotypical "bratty girl" and being transfem

Redpinkic - a gender connected to the colors red and pink, specifically when they're together

Pinkvampgender - A gender in which you are connected to vampires, softness, and the cuteness of pink, soft vampires.

Pinkgender - an aesthetigender under the colorgender umbrella connected to the color pink. One who is pinkgender might feel as though their gender is validated by the color pink, or as though their gender is best described as the color pink.

Pinkmetropolistic - A gender related to pink cities or cities that primarily have the color pink in them

[Link] Pixelovic - a gender related to pixel hearts, chiptune music, love, and the colors pink and red 🩷🩷 Loverwave - a gender connected to love, being a lover, and being a wave

Feinflambelle - a fein gender connected to pink, make-up, nail polish, perfume, flamboyant dressing, bright colours, dresses, and skirts.

Pinkautix — A subset of autigender related to the color pink

[randomestfandoms-ocs]

Me sending an ask immediately after posting the intros lmao buuuut besides Cassia, any other Daniel Potter crossovers??? (And Evanora or Jacqueline if you’re feeling it)

yessss yes yes my babies!

Jacqueline

Adhara

Amalthea & Elvira & Meissa

Carina

Corvina

Lysithea

Maristela

Venus

Violetta

Daniel

Annette

Ara

Bobbie

Carina

Cassia

Emerald

Lysithea

Nineve

Talia

Evanora

Aquila

Celia

Dawn

Dulcinea

Eurydice

Gemini

Pandora

Rosalind

Verona

Zaria & Malea

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The tournament is up there, with the rules, my open askbox etc.

Names' ideas from the characters list below (they're examples I've gathered or you submitted, THIS ISN'T A LIST OF CONFIRMED CONTESTANTS. If you want them in the bracket you have to submit them) :

Acerola, Aerith, Ainsley, Almond, Althea, Alyssa, Alyssum, Amaranth, Amarantha, Amaryllis, Amy Rose, Ananas, Anemona, Anemone, Angel Lily, Angelica, Angélique, Anthea, Anthy, Apple Bloom, Araluen, Arum, Asami, Ash, Ashleigh, Ashley, Aster, Artremisia, Ayano, Azalea, Azami

Basil, Begonia, Belladonna, Bellossom, Berry, Bloom, Blooms, Blossom, Bluebell, Botan, Bougainvillea, Briar Rose, Briony, Bryony, Buttercup, Byakuren

Calanthe, Calla (Lily), Camellia, Campion, Carmilla, Carnation, Cassia, Cedar, Celandine, Cerise, Cherry, Cherry Blossom, Chloe, Chrysanthemum, Clove, Clover, Cosmo, Crocus, Cucumber, Cynthia

Dahlia, Daisy, Dandelion, Daphne, Daphnes, Delphine, Delphinium, Dendro, Dendrobium, Diantha, Dianthus

Eglantine, Elanor, Erica, Erika

Fearne, Fields, Ficus, Fig, Fleur, Fleur de Lis, Fleur-de-Lys, Flora, Florence, Flores, Flower, Flower in the Night, Flowey, Flox, Forsythia, Foxglove, Fuchsia, Fuji, Fujiwara, Fuuka

Gardenia, Garlic, Gentian, Geranium, Gladiolus, Gladion, Goldmary, Guzma

Hana, Hanadera, Hanajima, Hanako, Hanami, Hanasaki, Haruka, Hau, Hazel, Heather, Hemlock, Hibiscus, Hinata, Holly, Hollyhock, Hollyleaf, Honeysuckle, Hortense, Hortensia, Hua, Hyacinth, Hyacinthe, Hyacinthus

Iantha, Ianthe, Ibaraki, Iolanthe, Iris, Itsuki, Ivy

Jacinda, Jaskier, Jasmine, Jessamine, Jessamy, Juniper

Kalen, Kalina, Kanon, Kasen, Katniss, Kiku, Kikyo, Kiryu, Kiwi, Kugisaki, Kukui, Kuroba

Laura, Laurel, Lauren, Lavender, Leif, Lemon, Lian, Liana, Lilac, Lili, Lilia, Lilian, LilianaLilium, Liliya, Lilja, Lillian, Lilliana, Lillie, Lillium, Lilly, Lily, Lime, Linnea, Lusamine, Lychee

Magnolia, Mallow, Mandelstam, Maple, Margaret, Marguerite, Marigold, Marlowe, Meadow, Mei, Mentha, Miki, Mimosa, Mint, Minty, Momo, Momoka, Moobloom, Myrrh, Myrrha, Myrtle

Nadeshiko, Narcissus, Nasreen, Nemona, Nepeta,

Orange Blossom, Orchid

Padma, Padmé, Pema, Peasley Peony, Pepper, Periwinkle, Pervinca, Petunia, Pimpernel, Plumeria, Poppy, Posey, Posy, Potpourri, Primrose, Pumpkinhead

Quince

Ran, Rapunzel, Raspberry, Ren, Riko, Ringo, Roisin, Rosa, Rosalie, Rosalina, Rosalind, Rosaline, Rosamund, Rosalyne, Rose, Rosella, Roseluck, Rosemary, Rosemaster, Ronsencrantz, Rosethorn, Rosetta, Rosie, Rosita, Rozaliya, Rue

Sage, Saki, Sakuko, Sakura, Salvia, Samantha, Seagrass, Sensui, Sequoia, Smilax, Sour Grapes, Sprig, Spruce, Strelitzia, Sue, Sumire, Sumireko, Susan, Susannah, Susie, Suzanne, Sweet Grapes, Sylvester, Sylvia, Sylvie

Tamar, Tamara, Tansy, Thalia, Thistlefoot, Thorn, Toph, Tsubaki, Tsubomi, Tulip, Turnip, Twoflower

Utena

Vanilla, Vasily, Venus, Veronica, Viola, Violet, Violetta

Whitley, Willow, Wisteria,

Xion, Xochitl

Yasamin, Yasmin, Yasmina, Yotsuba, Yuri

Zara, Zahra, Zinnia, Zisu, Zhou Xu

[manyfandomocs]

Okay just because I’m me and I have to, Harry Potter crossovers? 👀

Okay here is the large list that I’m just gonna put under a cut

Mauraders Era

Adriana Flores x Matilda Griffiths (x James Potter?)

Adriana Flores x Kieran Quill

Gemini Black x Matilda Griffiths

Gemini Black x Kieran Quill

Jessica Stevens x Kieran Quill (x Sirius Black??)

Malea Selwyn x Kieran Quill

Rosalind Greengrass x Kieran Quill

Tabitha Scamander x Matilda Griffiths

Zaria Selwyn x Kieran Quill

Golden Trio Era (this is the real big one)

Adhara Black & Cadmus Lestrange

Adhara Black x Catherine Ainsworth

Alora Scamander x Johanna Barnes

Anastasia Campbell x/& Cadmus Lestrange (is he gay? bi? pan? who knows we’ll find out together)

Annette Diggory x/& Cadmus Lestrange

Annette Diggory x Elio Malfoy

Bobbie Fortescue x Elio Malfoy

Bobbie Fortescue x Johanna Barnes

Bobbie Fortescue x Catherine Ainsworth

Carina Goldberg x Catherine Ainsworth

Danica Lestrange & Cadmus Lestrange

Dawn Connolly x Kieran Quill (x Sirius Black?? just let me find an older Kieran and we are ready to go lmao)

Elvira Lestrange & Cadmus Lestrange

Elvira Lestrange x Catherine Ainsworth

Emerald Evans x Elio Malfoy

Lianne Slughorn x Johanna Barnes

Lianne Slughorn x Catherine Ainsworth

Lucinda Bones x Johanna Barnes

Lyarra Vance x Elio Malfoy

Lyarra Vance x Catherine Ainsworth

Maia Lupin x Elio Malfoy

Maia Lupin x/& Cadmus Lestrange

Maia Lupin x Johanna Barnes

Maretta Longbottom x Johanna Barnes

Miranda Granger x Elio Malfoy

Miranda Granger x Johanna Barnes

Venus Malfoy & Elio Malfoy

Venus Malfoy & Cadmus Lestrange

Venus Malfoy x Johanna Barnes

Venus Malfoy x Catherine Ainsworth (x Cedric Diggory???)

[ginevrastilinski-ocs]

🔁

Okay okay okay have a looong list babe! 💚 (Going with literally everything that gives me vibes lol) (There's also ones that we already talked about but not explored that much... ops?! But they have a *) (Will also use # you'll know why lol) Also, there are some ocs that are in the same universe, but decided just about specific relationships so kept them separated! (Also, tried to follow you "don't do crossover with this oc" list, know that you alredy did some exceptions with me but we always talked about it first and I don't want to make you uncomfortable! If you think you could feel comfortable with some of that ocs or have some other ideas you know I'm always here 👀)

Sure that I forgot someone, but!

Harry Potter

Ara Black & Bianca Black-Lupin

Ara Black & Viss Potter

Emerald Evans & Viss Potter

Gemini Black & Eden Rosier *

Gemini Black & Rosalind Potter

Gemini Black & Gunnie Newton

Eurydice Crouch & Eden Rosier *

Eurydice Crouch & Rosalind Potter

Venus Malfoy & Viss Potter

PJO

Andromeda Jackson & Lilith Reeves

Ashley Wilson & Mike Lore

Ashley Wilson & Ashley McCoy

Ashley Wilson & Reggie Warwick

Atalanta Jackson & Lilith Reeves

Blossom Talbot & Mike Lore

Blossom Talbot & Ashley McCoy

Blossom Talbot & Catarine Johnson

Calliope & Catarine Johnson

Cassandra Aelius & Reggie Warwick

Cassandra Aelius & Gilbert Summers & Lucas Alderidge

Crystal Solace & Mike Lore

Crystal Solace & Reggie Warwick

Crystal Solace & Gilbert Summers

Delia & Catarine Johnson

Desdemona Gaumond & Mike Lore

Desdemona Gaumond & Reggie Warwick

Elyana Chase & Evelyn Chase

Esmerelda Wilde & Mike Lore

Esmerelda Wilde & Ashley McCoy

Esmerelda Wilde & Reggie Warwick

Lila & Iris Hardcastle

Mila Bellamy & Reggie Warwick

Pandora Jackson & Lilith Reeves

Pandora Jackson & Mike Lore

Stella Beauregard & Mike Lore

Stella Beauregard & Reggie Warwick

Summer Sol & Gilbert Summers

Viola Di Angelo & Reggie Warwick

Shadowhunters

Adina Lightwood & Elys Herondale * (and the kids ofc)

Adina Lightwood & Vienna Lightwood

Adina Lightwood & Pepper Orla #

Ariadne Blackthorn & Cassandra Blackthorn

Ariadne Blackthorn & Pepper Orla #

Ariella Lightwood & Elys Herondale

Calla Frey & Elys Herondale

Cassiel Fell & Elys Herondale

Clem Wayland & Elys Herondale

Evanna Garroway & Brian White

Josephine Garroway & Brian White

Mikaela Fairchild & Elys Herondale

Minerva Bane & Elys Herondale

Minerva Bane & Alice Knight

Minerva Bane & Lydia Knight

Minerva Bane & Pepper Orla #

Rebecca Wayland & Elys Herondale

Supernatural

Ainsley Winchester & Kayla Winchester

Deborah Winchester & Kayla Winchester

Elle Winchester & Kayla Winchester

Esther Colt & Kayla Winchester

Isla George & Kayla Winchester

Jude Winchester & Kayla Winchester

Marmaroth & Kayla Winchester

Nevaeh Murphy & Kayla Winchester

Rachel Winchester & Kayla Winchester

Teen Wolf

Abigayle Whittermore & Freya Ringold

Adrien Argent & Raphael Blackwell (& Diana & Angeline Blackwell)

Adrienne Argent & Ginevra Stilinski

Adrienne Argent & Raphael Blackwell

Adrienne Argent & Angeline Blackwell

Alexis Argent & Ginevra Stilinski

Alexis Argent & Raphael Blackwell

Arianne Martin & Ginevra Stilinski

Arianne Martin & Candace McCall

Arianne Martin & Samantha Ellis

Avril Argent & Raphael Blackwell

Avril Argent & Alastair Henwick

Belle Serpico & Addie Lewis

Bridget Finstock & Addie Lewis

Brooke Parrish & Diana Blackwell

Carmen Rivera & Candace McCall

Eden Dunbar & Ginevra Stilinski

Eden Dunbar & Stan Benson

Elsa Lahey & Candace McCall

Elsa Lahey & Samantha Ellis

Natasha Reyes & Linette Reyes

Natasha Reyes & Stan Benson

Raegan Stilinski & Ginevra Stilinski

Scout Stilinski & Ginevra Stilinski

Scout Stilinski & Candace McCall

Scout Stilinski & Addie Lewis

Scout Stilinski & Stan Benson

Sylvia Hale & Raphael Blackwell

Sylvia Hale & Alastair Henwick

Stranger Things

Abigail Layton & Olivia Marlow

Abigail Layton & Sunny Henderson

Angelica Hopper & Autumn Hopper

Angelica Hopper & Sunny Henderson

Angelica Hopper & Effie Munson

Beth Munson & Effie Munson

Beth Munson & Olivia Marlow

Beth Munson & Nora Wheeler #

Camila Nelson & Miles Henderson *

Camila Nelson & Olivia Marlow

Camila Nelson & Autumn Hopper

Cara Henderson & Miles Henderson

Cara Henderson & Sunny Henderson

Cara Henderson & Ethan Clifford

Ness Hopper & Autumn Hopper

Jacob Hopper & Miles Henderson

Jacob Hopper & Autumn Hopper

Jessica Wheeler & Alex Byers

Jessica Wheeler & Dolly Harrington

Jessica Wheeler & Nora Wheeler #

Kaylie Hopper & Miles Henderson

Kaylie Hopper & Autumn Hopper

Kimberly Harrington & Miles Henderson

Kimberly Harrington & Autumn Hopper

Kimberly Harrington & Dolly Harrington

Kimberly Harrington & Sunny Henderson

Laura Hyde & Olivia Marlow

Laura Hyde & Effie Munson

Laura Hyde & Ethan Clifford

Laura Hyde & Nora Wheeler

Lori Hill & Olivia Marlow

Olivia Wheeler & Sunny Henderson

Olivia Wheeler & Olivia Marlow

Olivia Wheeler & Nora Wheeler

Rhiannon Ballard & Miles Henderson

Rhiannon Ballard & Effie Munson

Samantha Mayfield & Dolly Harrington *

Samantha Mayfield & Ethan Clifford

Sidney Hopper & Autumn Hopper

Sidney Hopper & Alex Byers

Spencer Hargrove & Dolly Harrington

Stacey Byers & Alex Byers

Stacey Byers & Miles Henderson *

Descendants (Everyone & Jax lmao)

Ace Hearts & Gavin

Ace Hearts & Brielle

Ace Hearts & Rowan Cheshire

Princess Addie & Prince Baz #

Anissa Radcliffe & Jess Hearts

Anissa Radcliffe & Esme Balthazar

Beatrice & Juniper White

Beatrice & Celestine

Beatrice & Prince Baz #

Blossom & Celestine

Chessy & Jax Hearts

Chessy & Jess Hearts

Chessy & Juniper White

Chessy & Rowan Cheshire

Chiara Potts & Jax Hearts

Chiara Potts & Jess Hearts

Chiara Potts & Prince Bax #

Cian Hearts & Gavin

Cian Hearts & Brielle

Cian Hearts & Rowan Cheshire

Eliane & Jax Hearts

Eliane & Celestine

Elise Charming & Crystal Charming #

Elise Charming & Prince Baz #

Evander Grimhilde & Jax Hearts

Evander Grimhilde & Esme Balthazar

Finley Rider & Jax Hearts

Finley Rider & Primrose Rider #

Fitz Rider & Primrose Rider #

Fitz Rider & Jax Hearts

Gloria Gothel & Primrose Rider #

Harley Hook & Jess Hearts *

Princess Isabelle & Primrose Rider #

Princess Isabelle & Prince Baz #

Princess Kyra & Jess Hearts

Mae & Celestine

Queenie Hearts & Brielle

Robin Fitzherbert & Primrose Rider #

Rylan Fitzherbert & Primrose Rider #

Rosabelle Legume & Jax Hearts

Rosabelle Legume & Prince Baz #

Sloane White & Juniper White

Sloane White & Jess Hearts

Sloane White & Prince Baz #

Taryn Porter & Jax Hearts

Topher Charming & Prince Baz #

Topher Charming & Jax Hearts *

Topher Charming & Crystal Charming #

Topher Charming & Armie & Bernie Poppins

Violet Kingsleigh & Gavin

Violet Kingsleigh & Brielle

Violet Kingsleigh & Rowan Cheshire

Violet Kingsleigh & Prince Baz #

Winnie Pan & Jax Hearts

Winnie Pan & Jess Hearts

Sherlock

Effie Cox & CJ Holmes

Kit Holmes & CJ Holmes

Elaine Watson & CJ Holmes

MCU (Should have a list just for them ngl)

Achilles & Aimee

Adelaide Stark & Eleanor Stark

Adelaide Stark & Rebecca Stark

Adelaide Stark & Victoria Vill

Alvina Strange & Victoria Vill

Alvina Strange & Melissa Parker #

Alvina Strange & Aimee

Anya Barton & Kit Barton

Aphrodite & Aimee

Aria Parker & Melissa Parker #

Ava Potts & Victoria Vill

Ava Potts & Kit Barton

Ava Potts & Mia Barnes

Bianca Davis & Mia Barnes

Bianca Davis & Kit Barton *

Bianca Davis & Eleanor Stark

Brigid & Rebecca Stark

Brigid & Trixie Kingsleigh

Calypso Lokidottir & Eisa Lokidottir #

Calypso Lokidottir & Aimee

Cora Royce & Kit Barton *

Courtney Lang & Helena Watson

Eir Odinsdottir & Aimee

Eir Odinsdottir & Sol & Mani #

Eir Odinsdottir & Eisa Lokidottir #

Elena Barnes & Kit Barton

Elena Barnes & Mia Barnes

Elizabeth Barton & Kit Barton

Ellie Coulson & Victoria Vill

Ellie Coulson & Melissa Parker #

Elsie Carter & Mia Barnes

Erna Bragidottir & Sol & Mani #

Evelyn Rogers & Mia Barnes

Ezra Barton & Kit Barton

Freya Thorsdottir & Eisa Lokidottir #

Freya Thorsdottir & Aimee

Ilya Romanova & Kit Barton

Ilya Romanova & Mia Barnes

Jameson Barrett & Mia Barnes

Justine Barnes & Mia Barnes *

Kassandra Maximoff & Victoria Vill

Kassandra Maximoff & Kit Barton

Mia Pierce & Kit Barton

Mia Pierce & Mia Barnes

Nicholas Barton & Kit Barton

Peyton Parker & Victoria Vill

Peyton Parker & Melissa Parker

Saga Thorsdottir & Aimee

Sammy Barton & Kit Barton

Tyler Barton & Kit Barton

Wendy Parker & Trixie Kingsleigh

Wendy Parker & Victoria Vill

Wendy Parker & Melissa Parker #

Will Parker & Kit Barton *

Will Parker & Melissa Parker

Will Parker & Victoria Vill

Will Parker & Eleanor Stark

Will Parker & Rebecca Stark

Zora Wright & Kit Barton

TASM (Trust me on this, especially when you read one specific name lol)

Constance Osborn & Victoria Vill

Constance Osborn & MJ Watson #

Jill Stacy & MJ Watson #

Posie Parker & Victoria Vill

Posie Parker & MJ Watson #

Merlin

Princess Aelia & Maeve *

Allyria Pendragon & Elissa Pendragon

Aurelia Devlyn & Mabel

Aurelia Devlyn & Delfine

Elsine Pendragon & Elissa Pendragon

Lynette Starfall & Maeve

Glee

Abbie Hudson & Nate Simmons *

Abbie Hudson & Kaylee Hummel *

Abbie Hudson & Maya Puckerman

Abbie Hudson & Mirabelle Ryder

Amelie Kline & Cosette Chamberlain #

Ash Astor & Cosette Chamberlain #

Barbie Corcoran & Linda Berry #

Barbie Corcoran & Maya Puckerman

Betty Fabray & Nate Simmons *

Betty Fabray & Elliott Walker *

Betty Fabray & Kaylee Hummel

Mac Hudson & Connie Sanchez #

(The Band & The Band? 👀)

Cece Cartwright & Nate Simmons *

Cece Cartwright & Elliott Walker *

Cece Cartwright & Melanie Jay

Charlie Sylvester & Nate Simmons

Christie Hummel & Nate Simmons

Christie Hummel & Kaylee Hummel

Daphne Carter & Susan Cole

Daphne Carter & Morgan Smith

Delilah Puckerman & Susan Cole

Demi July & Dulcie Klempt

Demi July & Nate Simmons

Demi July & Ronnie Nell

Dolly Corcoran & Linda Berry #

Dolly Corcoran & Jean St James

Gilbert Hummel & Kaylee Hummel

Haruki Knox & Nate Simmons *

Hillary Holliday & Nate Simmons

Holden Pierre & Chrissy Chamberlain

Holden Pierre & Nate Simmons

Jeremy St James & Nate Simmons

Jeremy St James & Elliott Walker

Jeremy St James & Jean St James

Johanna Berry & Linda Berry #

Joy Shuester & Morgan Smith

Joy Shuester & Nate Simmons

Joy Shuester & Elliott Walker

June Harris & May Taylor & Melanie Jay

June Harris & May Taylor & Lyra Wells & Melody Wells

Kendall Pierce & Nate Simmons *

Kendall Pierce & Elliott Walker

Kendall Pierce & Lula Delaney

Lilibeth Anderson & Jean St James

Lilibeth Anderson & Chrissy Chamberlain

Lindsay Wright & Zeke Wright

Lindsay Wright & Dulcie Klempt

Roman Kline & Cosette Chamberlain

Roxie Flores & Nate Simmons

Roxie Flores & Jennifer Glynn #

Sadie Berry & Linda Berry

RWRB

Abigail Claremont-Diaz & Emma Spring

Abigail Claremont-Diaz & Romeo Dunn

Caroline FMW & Princess Valentina (& Emma Spring)

Caroline FMW & Eliza Halley

Caroline FMW & Rosalie Harlow #

Cate FMW & Rosalie Harlow #

Eileen Eisner & Eliza Halley

Isabel Luna & Lenora Richards

Kennedy Quinlan & Romeo Dunn

London Carter & Emma Spring

London Carter & Ken Morrison

London Carter & Lenora Richards

Lucy Kent & Ken Morrison

Lucy Kent & Emma Spring

Madison Richards & Lenora Richards

Margaret FMW & Princess Valentina

Margaret FMW & Rosalie Harlow #

Gotham

Allison Queen & Virginia Falcone

Allison Queen & Jericho Valeska

Bellatrix Bullock & Lila Hart

Bellatrix Bullock & Jeneva Valeska

Bellatrix Bullock & Jericho Valeska

Chrissa Wayne & Jeneva Valeska

Chrissa Wayne & Annalise Pennyworth

Chrissa Wayne & Karina Wayne

Chrissa Wayne & Jericho Valeska

Dakota Dent & Margaret Gordon

Dakota Dent & Jericho Valeska

Felicity Nygma & Lila Hart

Felicity Nygma & Jericho Valeska

Isolde Kean & Margaret Gordon

Isolde Kean & Hel Mooney

Isolde Kean & Ade Kean

Isolde Kean & Larissa Thompkins

Isolde Kean & Jericho Valeska

Josette Cobblepot & Lila Hart

Josette Cobblepot & Hel Mooney

Josette Cobblepot & Jericho Valeska

Leander Zane Hayes & Elijah Crow

Leonie Murphy & Margaret Gordon

Leonie Murphy & Penelope Fisher

Leonie Murphy & Jericho Valeska

Lorena Falcone & Margaret Gordon

Lorena Falcone & Virginia Falcone

Lorena Falcone & Hel Mooney

Lorena Falcone & Jericho Valeska

Ophelia Wayne & Margaret Gordon

Ophelia Wayne & Virginia Falcone

Ophelia Wayne & Karina Wayne

Ophelia Wayne & Jericho Valeska

Piper Gordon & Margaret Gordon

Piper Gordon & Mireille Lacroix

Piper Gordon & Larissa Thompkins

Piper Gordon & Jericho Valeska

Sarina Strange & Jeneva Valeska

Sarina Strange & Jericho Valeska

DC Comics/Batman (Coming soon I swear, working on some of them 👀)

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CHAPTER FOURTEEN - BELLADONNA.

WORD COUNT - 2,411.

RATING - 18+ [mentions of rape, abuse; death, canon typical violence].

SUMMARY - lilith [isabella] finally confronts alexander for the ways he had treated her and leaves the relationship bittersweetly while in the present venus consoles to joel about her worries for her mother.

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20th of SEPTEMBER 2013

Both exhausted by the colossal amount of food they’ve chewed down, the 20th of September was the last night the two stayed in the abandoned home, it was declared that Alexander’s friend was on their way to pick them up, so, insightful that their trip, to the safe area their friend was going to escort them to was going to take quite a while. Meaning that it would be more difficult to catch food and even catch sleep.

“I’m so happy that we’re going to get out of here,” Alexander tiredly whispered, his body angled and inclined opposed to the couch he sat on. His body furtherly limp than it usually was, slowly, Lilith sneakily peered at the plate of food she served to him not too long ago, in broad thought, as she returned her gaze to Alexander, who rested the back of his head at the top of the couch, his body spread in enervation.

Lilith sadly pressed her cheek against the furniture, her eyes burly and doe, attentive and benign of the approaching outcome. “I hate you for all the things you’ve done to me.”

Confused, Alexander mumbled in response, too feeble to say a word. “What you did to me was wrong, everything, was wrong, I shouldn’t have come to America with you.”

With a random deluge and wave of strength, Alexander pulled himself closer to Lilith for her to only avoid his graze, she hastily hopped to her feet, her presence off the sofa and away from him. Jazzed and ready that there’ll be a ferocious and dangerous moment between the two.

“Lilith, come to me,” Alexander angrily urged.

“No,” Lilith refused as she shook her head. “I’ve listened to you for years, it’s enough. I’ve had enough with everything you have done to me! You’ve groomed me! Raped me! Allowed your friends to rape me, you’ve abused me and done every imaginable thing a sick bastard like you could think of!”

“Lilith, you don’t know what you’re saying.”

She squinted her eyes at him in incredulity, in disbelief that this was the man she thought loved her. “No, I do know what I’m saying, I just naively allowed you to control my chain of thoughts, my behaviour, what I wear, what I do, what I say, and I won’t allow that no more, no.”

His skin dry as his breathing commenced to be faster and heavier, perplexed of the scenario and what was happening to him, Alexander established it difficult to keep up with the young girl, who stood a handful of steps away from him. His visions blurred and his heartbeat fast.

“Luckily for me, you didn’t control my interest for plants and flowers,” her chuckle arid and dry, keen on the dirty glare Alexander shot towards her, “one of the pages from the book I once bought, thank you for the money by the way, had a section about belladonna plants.”

“Why should I care about the belladonna plants?” Alexander rudely seethed, imprudently not aware with what Lilith hinted at.

“You should care because Belladonna is the most poisonous plant, Alexander,” Lilith comically replied, slightly entertained by his foolish persona. Benignant by his own naïve nature, Lilith clasped her hands, faux concerned.  “Others know it as Belladonna, others know it as deadly nightshade, the devil’s cherry or even dwale. It is so poisonous that even a simple touch can negatively impact a human. That’s why I had to carry it off safely, you know, so I don’t have an ending such as yours.”

“And I, put enough in your food to make you unable to walk without help, do you feel that? Your heart beat increasing, your breathing sprouting and your vision blurring? Soon enough you will feel the need to vomit, and you will do so then you will die in your own eject and lie in it like the futile, moronic man you are.”

As well as she said that, Alexander collapsed in a kooky and daft position, his body rattled and convulsed whilst he attempted to reject the vomit that attempted to sprout through his throat. Compensated with her goal, Lilith at once walked towards him, bent down and softly stroked the moist strands of his hair. “Like I promised, I will be your last girlfriend,” she uncivilly whispered, her hand tightened around his strands during the moment she slammed his head against the ground, aimed to make his punishment abominable. Alexander choked a bit of his heave Lilith successfully dodged in the act of watching his death.

Heretofore, she accomplished her task and was definite that the man was gone, Lilith deliriously removed and took all the weapons, drinks and food she would need for her journey to wherever life wanted to escort her.

Joel sat on his single chair that was placed on the deck outside of his home, comfortably rested with his left leg on top of his right thigh. Composedly played his acoustic guitar while Venus shared his company and rested flat on her stomach on his deck, focused on her homework with the comfortable tunes the older man played that abetted Venus to complete her piano lessons homework.

All she had to do was remember the names of the key and where they belonged, she didn’t find it hard but the circumstances of yesterday made it difficult for Venus to peruse.

Ever since Venus was saved by Joel and had her bite revealed to him, the two seemed to grow closer. Joel didn’t expect to be allayed by the presence of Venus, but when he came to know of her sarcastic, grumpy and intelligent charisma, he found himself comforted by her. She was a curious girl, questioned everything around her but seemed to learn quick.

“I wonder if mum will come back home,” Venus lowly wondered.

“Don’t worry, kid, your mother will come back,” Joel kindly encouraged.

“If my mum doesn’t come back, it won’t be the first time I lose a parent.”

Joel stopped playing his guitar, rested the instrument aside, eyes attentive to the young girl who had a small pout on her face, unsure of her mother’s safety. “You lost your father quite young, didn’t you?”

Venus beckoned her head, all of her siblings lost Kai when they were very young, but Venus lost him at an age where she would’ve for sure forgotten about him. “He died when I was three, so I don’t remember the moments we had with one another, plus, mum doesn’t really speak about him to me. The only thing I remembered hearing is that he died of poison within one of the societies we once lived in, the society poisoned most of their believers.”

Joel alarmed and dazed with the anecdote Venus who grew quiet had just told him. She resumed her homework, alert of her emotional nature that led her to speak about her deceased father. Joel in thought of Isabella had pondered if she were okay, noted that the strength she had seized throughout the years of her living; losing someone was vital, and Joel comprehended that the loss of a lover and the father of her children must’ve been extremely dismal and sombre for her. So, he had silently wished for her to come back, in effort to display that there would be someone who she could lean on.

Finding the strength to move their lips away from each other, Ivy rested her head against Ellie’s bust, both reassured in each other’s embrace, with the way her face was angled, Ivy wasn’t able to notice Ellie’s face that pondered. Ellie looked down on Ivy’s cranium, gently nudged the other woman to gain her attention. “Ivy,” Ellie smoothly called.

“Hm?” Ivy lightly responded, angled her sight upwards to match with her admirer.

“What happened yesterday night?”

Ivy wasn’t alarmed that there would’ve been questions about what happened that period of darkness. In fact, Ivy was actually glad someone wanted to speak about what occurred. “It was weird, we all had weird nightmares, and Venus sleepwalked outside.”

“I heard that she kept on repeating something.”

Ivy lightly pulled her head, not in the stance to convey what Venus repeated. “Yeah, she was stuck in some trance, luckily, Joel came and saved the day before she fell into the wrong hands.” Ivy was alleviated when Joel was the one who woke Venus from her trance, due to the fact that if it was anyone else who caught her and saw the bitemark, Venus would have become top-news in the town and people might’ve even debated about if it was safe to keep her younger sister in Jackson.

“Joel’s always here to save the day,” Ellie dryly joked, considerably nostalgic of her time with the older man. “He always protects.”

Ivy considerably remained reticent, curious about Ellie’s days with Joel Miller. “It sometimes got annoying but I knew he had good motives whenever he did something that irked me.” Ellie contemplated that she had missed Joel, on the other hand, the definite action he has done has caused Ellie to backtrack into her space whenever it crept back into her mind.

Uncomfortable about speaking of her lost bond with Joel, she reminded herself of the object she had found for Ivy. “I found this for you.” A Comma Butterfly badge, under the gaze of the two women, who both gingerly smiled at the piece.

“Thank you, Ellie,” Ivy tenderly appreciated ere she thinly pressed her lips against Ellie’s freckled cheeks who called her lame for the nimbly gesture. The two girls prepared themselves to leave Ellie’s cabin, they thought it was suitable to go eat at the Diner Ivy’s mother worked at. The Diner was called Three Sisters and Isabella’s addition has caused the business to flourish exceptionally.

Hand in hand, Ellie and Ivy strolled down the community of Jackson and kindly greeted citizens they passed by. It might’ve been a coincidence and fortuity to bump into Rowan who had the permanent smirk on his face, or the expression always activated whenever he saw either Ellie or Ivy.

“Rowan,” Ivy calmly welcomed, her grip strong around Ellie’s.

“Ivy,” Rowan nodded at her then looked at Ellie, “Ellie,” he greeted but received no response from the girl. “How’s everything going for the both of you?”

“Everything’s going well,” Ivy genially replied.

Rowan uncontrollably snickered, “I’m surprised, Ivy, I thought you were smarter than to join that friendship groups love quarrel---”

“Fuck off Rowan!” Ellie rudely spat, untimely annoyed with the man’s presence, unmistakably not wanting to hear another word from Rowan, Ellie drastically pulled Ivy away from Rowan and continued their hike towards Three Sisters.

Without uttering another word, Ivy looked back to check on Rowan, yet his figure disappeared within the crowds that surfed the area. “I honestly don’t know how you can tolerate that guy,” she distressingly mumbled under her breath, slowly tugged Ivy closer to her so they could enter the Diner in sync.

“Trust me, I’ve met way worse than Rowan,” the dark-haired girl lightly joked, jointly entered the building with her romantic partner. The warm air welcomed them as the respectful staff greeted the two young girls for their orders.

With their masks that capped their faces, both Robin and Joel released their ammos into the infected within the abandoned hotel Joel tasked the two to clear out. The spores in the building were able and substantial, fortunately, before the two entered the place they had the gut feeling to put the covers on.

For the amount of bacterium that floated around the atmosphere, Robin speculated that there must’ve been an infected, vast and colossal that stalked the area, the young boy was not wrong, when a large figure loudly shrieked through the architecture, its horrifying and abominable merged body stomped through an opening, both Joel and Robin taken aback, took a couple of steps away from the being.

“A fucking Rat King!” Robin gasped, taken by surprised, but educated of the monster. Its body was fused with multiple stalkers, clickers and a bloater, its skin bloody and figure internal and impious, Joel stepped in front of Robin out of protection and pulled out his shot gun and governed Robin to do the same.

The duo, crazily shot their large bullets into the Rat King’s body, ambitious to take it down. The mass of destruction the boys discharged into the infected inferred a stalker to rip its bondage with the Rat King’s body, freed its interpolated figure from the large being. Robin took the duty to blast the head of the Stalker’s body off its neck as he liberated at least five Shot Gun bullets into its cranium as Joel released a Molotov cocktail into the Rat King who attempted to aim mycotoxins towards them which they successfully avoided.

With all their ammos, fire and explosive weapons, Joel and Robin attacked the Rat King with all their might, Robin, angrily darted his bullets into the infected that slowly began to fall apart. His acrimony and antagonism aided the duo in their victory as the Rat King finally razed down and withered.

“It seemed like you had a personal agenda against the Rat King,” Joel jokingly pointed out while he pulled his weapon down.

“Somewhat like it,” Robin densely shrugged his shoulders keen to leave the area until he observed a Clicker that paced towards them two, finally, released its awful yelp ere it attempted to attack the older man, but Robin was swift, he hastily balled his ammo into the infected mercilessly.

Thankful of Robin’s abrupt and fiery actions, he patted the top of the younger boy’s curls. “Thank you,” he responsively thanked, Robin welcomed him, ready to leave the place though a packet of Yellow Rose seeds caught Robin’s attention.

“Why did you pick that up?” Joel curiously inquired.

“My mum likes gardening, and knows a lot about Flower Language,” Robin sincerely answered, the thought of his mother fashioned the irked thoughts of the Rat King go away.

“What do Yellow Flowers mean?”

Robin blithely looked at him. “Friendship.”

Joel raised the both of his eyebrows, attentive and touched by the information. The two carried on to leave the hotel, Joel fascinated by the idea of Isabella gardening had desired to see the outcome of Isabella’s green thumb nature.

Now cordial and earnest, the two returned to Jackson and patiently waited for Isabella’s return.

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Rosalind Russell and Norma Shearer in The Women (George Cukor, 1939)

Cast: Norma Shearer, Joan Crawford, Rosalind Russell, Mary Boland, Paulette Goddard, Joan Fontaine, Phyllis Povah, Virginia Weidler, Marjorie Main. Screenplay: Anita Loos, Jane Murfin, based on a play by Clare Boothe Luce. Cinematography: Oliver T. Marsh, Joseph Ruttenberg. Art direction: Cedric Gibbons. Film editing: Robert Kern. Music: David Snell, Edward Ward. 

Despite the novelty of its all-female cast, George Cukor's film flunks the Bechdel test completely: All the women in The Women talk about is men. They don't talk about their jobs because they don't have them: They circulate in a world of cocktail parties, kaffeeklatsches, spas, and venues for shopping. The one exception is Crystal Allen (Joan Crawford), who to my mind becomes the film's real heroine with her resigned "back to the perfume counter" final speech after she receives her comeuppance. Say what you will about Crystal, and the characters in The Women have plenty to say about her, she has a spine and a pretty solid view that the world is still there for her taking by any means necessary. Of course, the nominal heroine is poor Mary (Mrs. Stephen) Haines (Norma Shearer), who gets the final soft-focus scene as, dewy-eyed, she heads off to reconcile with her husband. I want to be a little more generous to Shearer than some have been: She has been given a thankless role -- generous, self-effacing, motherly to a fault -- and is upstaged not only  by a formidable adversary but also a surrounding cast of colorful, wisecracking characters, from Rosalind Russell's bumptious, overdressed gossip to Paulette Goddard's wryly tough chorus girl on the make to Mary Boland's relentless serial divorcee. We are supposed to root for Mary, but why? This is where I think the gimmick, the all-female cast, does Shearer, a disservice. If we actually met Stephen Haines, we might have some clue as to why Mary takes so long to kick him out and then is so delighted to rush to his Crystal-stained arms at the film's end. Shearer is forced to play a role without a motive other than blindly enduring love. That she does it as well as she can gives her some default points, but for most of of the film she has to rely on Shearerisms: chin up, eyes moist, shoulders back. The character comes to life only at the end when Mary decides to fight back by marshaling all the dirty tricks she has been taught, and Shearer is fun to watch as she plays them. Still, her triumph over Crystal is only the product of a tired dramatic formula. Crawford's performance mops the floor with the rest of the cast and earns our respect for Crystal with her delivery of the famous exit line: "There a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society ... outside of a kennel. So long, ladies!" Everything else is anticlimax. Cukor gives the film great energy, though the adaptation by Anita Loos and Jane Murfin of the Clare Boothe Luce play (with uncredited help from F. Scott Fitzgerald and Donald Ogden Stewart) is so full of would-be zingers that they begin to get a little tiresome. Sadly, the only respite from the non-stop bitchery is to introduce another weepy scene between Mary and her mother (Lucile Watson) or her daughter (Virginia Weidler). At two hours and 13 minutes, The Women seems at least 13 minutes overlong.

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𝔴𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔡: 𝔞𝔯𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔡 𝔪𝔞𝔯𝔯𝔦𝔞𝔤𝔢 (x)

CONCEPTS:

we’ve known we were betrothed since we were kids and I can’t wait to finally be your spouse

we’ve been best friends since childhood and just found out about the arrangement

we’re part of a high society where every marriage is arranged and today we find out who we’re going to marry

we’ve hated each other since we were babies and now we have to get married

our families were involved in a huge scandal / public falling out and now we have to get married to fix their images

we have to get married to solidify a political alignment for our families

our marriage was arranged and we agreed to just be friends but fuck I think i’m in love with you

we had an arranged marriage and now i’m on my honeymoon in a foreign country with someone I barely know

our first official meeting is at the rehearsal dinner but you’re definitely the person I hooked up with during my bachelor/bachelorette party

we’re meeting for the first time to plan the wedding and I want to hate you but you’re the only one backing me up against our parents

I’m at a resort for my destination wedding and you’re the hot stranger at the bar that I’m complaining to about how much my future spouse probably sucks... oh, you’re my future spouse

our families are at war and our marriage is part of a peace treaty 

one of our families won a war and now we have to get married 

I don’t want to marry you but your family’s wealth could save my family

I was just told that the king / prince chose me as his future bride, but I don’t know that it’s the childhood best friend I once made a marriage pact with 

POSSIBLE STARTERS:

our marriage was arranged and we’ve never seen each other, now we’re meeting for the first time and damn, you are hot

“the love… Well, it will come with time.”

“we don’t have to like each other. we just have to pretend.”

it’s been occurring to me I’d like to hang out with you for my whole life 

all’s well that ends well to end up with you

barefoot in the kitchen, sacred new beginnings

it looked alright in the pictures

I was there when you said forever and always

fell in love when I saw you standing there

and isn’t it just so pretty to think all along there was some invisible string tying you to me?

but I would die for you in secret

tiptoeing past so many stages

we look good in photographs

THEME SONGS:

war of hearts, ruelle

young and beautiful, lana del rey

gold rush, taylor swift

lover, taylor swift

the last great american dynasty, taylor swift

MOST SUITED OCS:

Aisling Greyjoy ( game of thrones / crossovers )

Carlotta Falcone ( the batman / dc / crossovers )

CAROLINE SOMERSET ( original / fandom crossovers )

Finley Rider ( descendants / crossovers )

OPHELIA WAYNE  ( gotham / dc / crossovers )

Peggy Featherington ( bridgerton / crossovers )

Svetlana Novikoff ( grishaverse / crossovers )

MOST SUITED OCS (NOT YET INTRODUCED):

Adhara Black ( harry potter, golden era / crossovers )

Adina Lightwood ( shadowhunters / crossovers )

Ariadne Blackthorn  ( shadowhunters / crossovers )

Charlotte Bridgerton ( bridgerton / crossovers )

Constance Osborn ( the amazing spider-man / crossovers )

Joanna Baratheon ( game of thrones / crossovers )

Josie Archibald ( gossip girl / crossovers )

Rosalind Greengrass ( harry potter, marauders era / crossovers )

Venus Malfoy ( harry potter, golden era / crossovers )

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Saturday Night Live Recap: Dave Chappelle Takes SNL to a Season High

Photo: NBC/Rosalind O’Connor/NBC

When he first hosted Saturday Night Live in 2016, Dave Chappelle famously said he would give Donald Trump a chance.

That was sort of how I felt about Chappelle when I learned he’d be hosting SNL this weekend.

It was a fairly new feeling. For many years, instead of “a chance,” I would simply give Dave Chappelle my wallet and my heart. In fact, I remember where I was — walking to a work thing in Williamsburg — when I saw a tweet about Chappelle hosting the first SNLafter the 2016 election. It was an instant hit of pure joy, directly into the bloodstream. That election had engulfed all of America, for far too long, in an ominous aura of pervasive dread, like an imminent car crash in slowest possible motion. Everyone wanted it to just be over but it felt like it would never end and it was difficult to imagine life afterward. The announcement of Dave Chappelle’s belated SNL debut, though — alongside A Tribe Called Quest, at that — was a reminder that not only was this grotesque election finally almost over but that good things awaited on the other side, independent of the outcome. And when the day arrived, Chappelle’sEmmy-winning turn ended up being a bright spot in what was, for many people, a very dark time.

Suffice to say, a lot has changed since then — both in America and in Dave Chappelle. That impossibly long election gave way to three chaotic Trump years, culminating in a somehow-even-more-chaotic pandemic election year, followed by even more chaos. Meanwhile, the rare thrill of seeing Chappelle perform stand-up on TV again during his 2016 SNL monologue slowly curdled into routine with his shockingly prolific run of Netflix specials. Comedy is obviously subjective and a lot of people loved each and every one of these, but to your recapper, they started to feel as tossed-off as they were increasingly bitter and combative. Having one’s jokes appear effortless is a stand-up magic trick, and Chappelle is a wizard at it. However, most of these specials were larded with lots of material that just felt low effort. And all of this is before we even get to the elephant in the studio during this SNL episode.

As you may be aware, Chappelle has faced heavy criticism in the past few years over his material about trans people. He’s been boycotted by Netflix employees, excoriated on Twitter, had a live performance canceled, and got tackled at the Hollywood Bowl last May by a guy whose stated motive for the attack so neatly aligns with a caricature of triggered comedy fans as to seem like a psyop. However, in that same span, Chappelle has also sold out venues everywhere, won an Emmy, made a deal to continue his wildly lucrative business relationship with Netflix, post-boycott, and, uh, been welcomed back to host Saturday Night Live. While some fans might call this ongoing success a victory over those who tried to cancel him, others might call it further proof that free speech isn’t quite as endangered as Chappelle constantly makes it out to be since turning his inherent right to make trans jokes into a hill to thrive on.

“The more you say I can’t say something, the more urgent it is for me to say it,” Chappelle said in What’s in a Name, a 40-minute TED Talk–esque quasi-special Netflix released in July. “And it has nothing to do with what you’re saying I can’t say. It has everything to do with my right, my freedom of artistic expression. That is valuable to me.”

It’s a valid point. At the same time, Job One for a comic is being funny, and while there have been many Free-Speech Martyrs in comedy before — and many currently cranking out cranky content about the fear of cancellation — there have seldom been humans as funny as Dave Chappelle. He’s always been somewhat bitter, but Chappelle used to take rascally delight in exploding the racial inequality that seemed to be the source of his bitterness. Recently, though, he doesn’t seem to be having much fun either in his stunt-y trolling of trans people, or his misguided scolding of those who would dare be offended by the wrong thing. Whether you agree that he’s gotten less funny since leaning practically full-time into grievance and controversy-stoking, it’s almost an objective truth that there is little in the world less funny than closing out a comedy special in 2021 by complaining in earnest that Kevin Hart was unfairly thwarted from achieving his dream of hosting the Oscars.

All of this is to say that by late 2022, I’d become indifferent to Dave Chappelle. The idea of wading through another hour of cancellation-themed humor to see if he’d actually be funny while exercising his right to poke the bear seemed like a snoozy chore. When SNL announced a threepeat of his post-election hosting tradition, though, I was willing to give him a chance. I wasn’t expecting him to help deliver by far the most consistently funny episode of the season.

Here are the highlights.

Stand-up Monologue

Clocking in just shy of his 16-minute monologue during the 2020 episode, Chappelle got the crowd roaring right away and seldom let up. Clearly, he went through some “there but for the grace of God go I” in the past month while watching Kanye torpedo both his reputation and his fortune — and thankfully he shared that experience with the rest of us. It was electrifying to watch him get close to the third rail of antisemitism while putting Kanye on blast for outright grabbing it, and explore the space in between. While he covered a lot of other ground in the monologue, his material about Kanye and Jews felt like a smarter and funnier expression of his comedic mission to test boundaries than anything that’s landed him “in trouble” on Netflix.

However, while he appeared to be coming at this material as an experiment in what he could get away with, rather than wanting to normalize antisemitic tropes, the results are largely the same either way. It’s not much of a surprise that the Anti-Defamation League has condemned Chappelle’s monologue.After wisely deciding not to pour gasoline on his previous controversy this outing, it looks like he may have ignited a fresh one.

Potato Hole

The buildup around what a Potato Hole might be goes on for so long, in such intentionally corny fashion, it feels like whatever weird sexual thing it turns out to be will inevitably be a letdown. So, when Chappelle’s bluesman Willie T. Hawkins finally reveals its very real slavery-derived definition, it lands hard. Andrew Dismukes’s anchor slowly putting down Hawkins’s album that he’d been holding up is a perfect punctuation to the main joke in this perfectly timed sketch.

Sarah Sherman Debuts Sarah News

It sorta feels like all that antagonizing of Colin Jost on “Weekend Update” has been leading up to this demented moment. Sarah Sherman fully hijacks the “Update” desk for four howlingly funny minutes of Topical Humor (Sarah’s Version), and I wish she would never give it back.

Heaven Scene

As a premise for a Chappelle sketch, “Black heaven” has a lot of potential. It is far funnier, though, to burn that premise for a fourth-wall-busting bit about Chappelle forcing Mikey Day to star in a sketch about Black heaven for his own devilish amusement. How much fun does the host look like he’s having here, surrounded by Chappelle Showalum Donnell Rawlings and Black Star, enjoying Day’s feigned awkwardness? You really do love to see it.

Please Don’t Destroy — Election Night

I compared Molly Kearney to Melissa McCarthy in a previous recap, but as they appear in more scenes, I’m seeing more shades of Chris Farley. Kearney’s manic desperation here, in trying to avoid becoming the attorney general of Ohio, has the same endearing vulnerability Farley brought to similar silliness. Also, it makes a subtle statement that the final sketch of a show hosted by someone so critical of gender expression ends with Kearney’s pronouns onscreen.

Stray Thoughts

• As a survivor of the year 1999, I appreciated the “Steal My Sunshine” reference in Trump’s rant during the Fox & Friends cold open. (James Austin Johnston’s uncanny mimicry of Trump’s stream-of-consciousness rant style is what got his foot in the door at SNL.) Also, Ainsley Earhardt (Heidi Gardner) wondering whether she was allowed to say “Wakanda Forever” turned out to be a nice tone-setter for the episode, with spiritual echoes in at least three other sketches.

• It’s amazing how long they let this sketchgo on as a House of the Dragon parody before revealing that it’s actually a sequel to the Chappelle Show character bonanza from 2016, which centered on Walking Dead. Also, Tyrone Bigguns using dragon fire to light his crack pipe was an inspired touch.

• I have a feeling that Kenan Thompson’s hair clippers buzzing immediately after a white person says something out of pocket is about to become a meme on TikTok, thanks to this barber-shop sketch.

• Sharp jokes all around on “Weekend Update,” but the visual gag of Tucker Carlson, “seen here trying to make it through No-Nut November,” was the killer line.

• With his debut of unlikely presidential hopeful Jose Suarez, new cast member Marcello Hernández is now two-for-two on “Weekend Update” desk pieces this season.

This recap has been updated.

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Despite the sad novelty of its all-female cast, George Cukor's film flunks the Bechdel test completely: All the women in The Women talk about is men. They don't talk about their jobs because they don't have them: They circulate in a world of cocktail parties, kaffeeklatsches, spas, and venues for shopping. The one exception is Crystal Allen (Joan Crawford), who to my mind becomes the film's real heroine with her resigned "back to the perfume counter" final speech after she receives her comeuppance. Say what you will about Crystal, and the characters in The Women have plenty to say about her, she has a spine and a pretty solid view that the world is still there for her taking by any means necessary. Of course, the nominal heroine is poor Mary (Mrs. Stephen) Haines (Norma Shearer), who gets the final soft-focus scene as, dewy-eyed, she heads off to reconcile with her husband. I want to be a little more generous to Shearer than some have been: She has been given a thankless role -- generous, self-effacing, motherly to a fault -- and not only a formidable adversary but also a surrounding cast of colorful, wisecracking characters, from Rosalind Russell's bumptious, overdressed gossip to Paulette Goddard's wryly tough chorus girl on the make to Mary Boland's relentless serial divorcee. We are supposed to root for Mary, but why? This is where I think the gimmick, the all-female cast, does Shearer, a disservice. If we actually met Stephen Haines, we might have some clue as to why Mary takes so long to kick him out and then is so delighted to rush to his Crystal-stained arms at the film's end. Shearer is forced to play a role without a motive other than blindly enduring love. That she does it as well as she can gives her some default points, but for most of of the film she has to rely on Shearerisms: chin up, eyes moist, shoulders back. The character comes to life only at the end when Mary decides to fight back by marshaling all the dirty tricks she has been taught, and Shearer is fun to watch as she plays them. Still, her triumph over Crystal is only the product of a tired dramatic formula. It's Crawford who mops the floor with the rest of the cast with her performance and earns our respect for Crystal with her delivery of the famous exit line: "There a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society ... outside of a kennel. So long, ladies!" Everything else is anticlimax. Cukor gives the film great energy, though the adaptation by Anita Loos and Jane Murfin of the Clare Boothe Luce play (with uncredited help from F. Scott Fitzgerald and Donald Ogden Stewart) is so full of would-be zingers that they begin to get a little tiresome. Sadly, the only respite from the non-stop bitchery is to introduce another weepy scene between Mary and her mother (Lucile Watson) or her daughter (Virginia Weidler). At two hours and 13 minutes, The Women seems at least 13 minutes overlong.

PAULETTE GODDARD & NORMA SHEARER in THE WOMEN (1939) dir. George Cukor

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Guests Arrive for Hartwards Wedding!

The big royal wedding of the Right Honorable Miss Feng Mian Dias of Hartwards and Lord René Yang of Brindleton Bay has finally arrived! We are posted outside of the beautiful San Myshuno Cathedral, wedding venue of other notable royal family members such as Princess Victoria, and both of Prince Nickolai's weddings, waiting for the guests and family to arrive- and here they come!

The first guests to arrive are some of our foreign contingent- King Adam Pelletier of Brindleton Bay, and his mother, Queen Regent Genevieve Pelletier. Although the invites went out only to guests who were over the age of 18, King Adam, though still in High School, could not be excluded- as he is the King of Brindleton Bay, where the new couple will settle.

Next came the Bride's Grandmother, Dowager Tsarina Nadia Ivanov, who- though pictured walking in alone, did arrive with two of her grandkids...

...including Crown Princess Ophelia Ivanov and her partner, Mr. Luke Marin...

...and Prince Benedict and his partner, Miss Taylor Prescott. Her third immediate grandchild, Princess Rosalind, and her husband, Crown Prince Ramses Montero, are in the wedding party and will be arriving later.

Next to arrive was HIM Tsarina Ekaterina Ivanov, and Prince Consort Matthew Norton.

The bride's Aunt and Uncle from Oasis Springs arrived next- King Ivan and Queen Anastasia De La Cru...

...as well as their son, Crown Prince Philippe and his wife, Princess Octavia De La Cru. The King and Queen's daughter, Princess Elizabeth, is also in the wedding party.

Speaking of Princess Elizabeth- her husband, Crown Prince Duncan Norton arrived next, accompanied by his brother, Prince Hunter Norton.

Next came the large Newcrest clan, starting of course with TMs, King Cesare and Queen Misha Colona.

Their eldest child, Princess Lucrezia and her husband, Duke Leo Rose, came next...

...followed by Princess Emilia and her fiance, Mr. Gabriel Micheletti.

Third sister, Princess Adriana, arrived next with her husband, Major General Samson Glenn, who seemed to be in high spirits!

The last of the Newcrest family to arrive was Princess Francesca and wife, Duchess Olive Colona. Youngest child, Crown Prince Dante, was once again not in attendance. The whispers of his lack of responsibility and inability to rule are growing to a murmur.

San Myshuno natives, Prince Nickolai and Duchess Megan Ivanov arrived next, returning to the scene of their own wedding, many years ago, as well as...

...Princess Victoria and Miss Wren Hathaway. Princess Victoria was married to the Groom's elder brother, Viscount Louis Yang, here at San Myshuno Cathedral only a few years ago- Louis himself is the Best Man at today's affair, and will be arriving with his brother, later. Internet Darling Miss Wren Hathaway waves to the crowds with a big smile. Since arriving on the scene with the marriage of her mother, Duchess Megan, to Prince Nickolai, Miss Hathaway has stolen the public's hearts, loving the more normal, and down to earth girl.

Princess Natasha and Duke Jamie Arrington arrived next...

...along with their daughter, Lady Josephine Arrington, and her boyfriend, Mr. Avery Gibson. Many are excited to see Lady Josephine bringing her Del Sol-born boyfriend along with her to so many events, and are happy for the young couple.

Prince Yuri arrived next, along with his wife, Countess Kacie, who always stuns as a fashion icon. They were joined by...

...Prince Yuri's son, Prince Grant, and his long-time girlfriend, Crown Princess Claude Pelletier, the elder sister and heir of King Adam of Brindleton Bay.

Of course they were followed by Prince Ygor, and his husband, Marquess Francisco Castille...

...and Princess Yelena and her husband Duke Jacob Riordan.

The very last guest to arrive, by royal limo no less, was Miss Samara Singh, partner to the Bride's elder sister, Miss Yue Dias. Miss Singh was reportedly getting ready with the bridal party, and therefore is arriving only minutes before the carriages!

Stick around for more coverage of the big day! The wedding party, the Bride's family, and the Bride and Groom themselves are on their way!