#venom rambling

[prezaki]

Venom 3 trailer......... it is a very long trailer that has left me with no real clue as to what this movie is adapting or truly going to be about :/

Good:

we seem to be sticking to the end of Let There Be Carnage and have them move on from Anne and Dan entirely! Nice!

The vibe of the trailer makes me suspect the movie will be longer again which is great because length did hurt Venom 2 so badly

Bad:

increasing flanderization of Venom (the character)

it's time for more queerbaiting! yeehaw!!

no seriously, what are we adapting here....

[noritaro]

GUYS DO YPU SEE IT

[mintaikk]

I fuck hard with Asexual Venom, but the idea of Venom, an alien whose species doesn't breed sexually and don't have concepts of sex, being sexually attracted to some boring sad and sweaty white guy he picked up on the streets is just so funny to me

[french-toast-enjoyer]

being a symbrock fan who's friends with like, normal Spider-Man fans is so funny cause like. you get to hear their expectations for Venom 3. "I hope they have a canon Spider-Man!" "I hope it's rated R!" yeah well I hope they elope in Vegas at a 24-hour wedding chapel and their marriage is officiated by a Prince impersonator. their wedding rings cost no more than 400 dollars and when venom kisses the groom there's so much tongue that both Eddie and the court-appointed witness get lightheaded

[hollowboobtheory]

idc if you personally like spiders or reptiles but if someone posts a picture of their snake or tarantula and you reply with a picture of a gun you're a fucking asshole. that's their PET. imagine if you showed someone your cat and they yelled "KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!111!"

[dreamingaboutsakuratrees]

No but do y'all realize we got Deadpool & Wolverine and we will be getting Venom: The Last Dance in the same year?

what a year to be gay

[symbiotic-slime]

eddie freaking out over his neighbour’s music will always be peak overstimulation rep to me

like this is literally how it feels

[foldingfittedsheets]

When my wife and I first embarked on allergy injections together I very specifically planned for our injection arms to be opposite so that as we switched arms week by week we’d always have a safe side to cuddle on. This worked out pretty well. My shot arm is usually more sore and itchy so it’s safe from getting bumped this way.

But two weeks ago I got this horrible wretched no good very bad spider bite on my arm right near where the injection was supposed to go. I told my beloved to just do my shots anyway. This was very stupid.

My arm did not care to be shot full of allergens while dealing with another local foreign contaminant. The spider bite got infected. I tried using the steroid cream we use for our shots on it cause it itched like a motherfucker but in fact, that made it worse. In desperation I gave up on trying to manage the furious itching and just opted to slather it in antibiotic cream. This finally helped.

The next allergy shot went into the opposite arm as planned and I continued applying cream hoping to actually defeat the evil for good. It was all to no avail. A quick check with the doctor during my beloveds shot confirmed I should keep avoiding the bitten arm.

So today my forward planning is for naught. My beloved and I have injections on matching arms. No matter how we cuddle one of us is in danger.

[brownsugarberries]

Smash.

[introvert-slushie]

Eddie’s growth

I haven’t seen a bunch of people talking about this.

Eddie is starting to grow back into his confident self!

As much as I am all for seeing this loser be realistic and an actual man who shows his emotions. He is starting to be more “badass” in certain scenes I’m seeing in Venom: The Last Dance trailer.

Of course, the first scene, Eddie says, “You should probably know…that I have a really dark and unpredictable side to me.” rather than before he would be like, “Yeah, I have a parasite.”

No, he’s accepting now that Venom is apart of him. Is a perfect match for him, from when he said in Let There Be Carnage: “Look they aren’t a match, we are.”

“I’m giving you a chance, sweetie.”

“Say when.” “When.”

Eddie doesn’t look scared at all during these scenes. He fully trusts Venom to protect and save him when he’s in trouble. He doesn’t even flinch when the guy cuts him with a blade!

“We are Venom.” The infamous line, Eddie trying to be badass and Venom being Venom.

Venom is letting Eddie fight a guy too!

Later on we see Eddie fighting against a military man underwater with the help of Venom and Eddie jumping off a railing to save people. Eddie didn’t even seem to think before jumping, just he jumped into action. He has a fear of heights with makes this more better for his growth.

I’m excited to see all these action moments!

And to add, Eddie is letting Venom eat more bad guys! I cannot wait to see these two start to become a more power couple dynamic.

They still bicker, but I am hoping for more emotional and connecting moments between them this time, more than humor.

[charlieism]

ALSO WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABT THE MRS CHEN CAMEO BRO I WAS ABT TO START HOLLERING IN THE CINEMA 😭

[prezaki]

Delicious. Finally some good fucking Venom!!!

[mintaikk]

The only reason critics don't like Venom is because they're not freaks

[french-toast-enjoyer]

SO.

I'm overthinking again.

but like. Eddie in a dress shirt here. it's one of the only times we see him in anything other than the t-shirt shorts combo.

And it's obviously part of his tux.

does

Does this mean we go straight from Vegas fluff to final showdown angst.

sony. sony answer my calls. sony

[joltrify]

Klyntar/symbiote Ben.

Return of BENOM

[theangrycomet]

I like to think these two are work friends that research at the same university who have absolutely 0 clue that they live on the opposite ends of the Science Dad moral spectrum.

Utonium isn’t one to judge a book by a cover and is oblivious on the best of days while Venomous just does NOT bother to do research on any of the heroes so has 0 clue that Utonium has anything to do the the Powerpuffs despite them both talking incessantly about their daughters for years.

They both just sort of assumed the other was on their side of the hero/villain spectrum.