#ve er-

[harepare]

DEMİN NOLDU VARYA simdi ben asiri sacma bi ruya goedum nerdeyse hic konusmadigim bi komsumuza hediye seciyodum ve bunoar yasanirken sinif arkadaslarimla auni evde yasiyodum???? siniftakilerle disarda yemek yemeye gitmeden once bi iskenderciye girip calisanlara matematik sorusu sormustum AMK BU NE BİCİM BİLİNCALTİ neyse isye bak cok elimde olmadan su gerceklesti ben evlensem ya da sadece ev sahibi olsam (yuksek ihtimal evlenmedim tek yasiyom annem hakli) evime misafirlige kimlwri cagiririm sanaldan diye dusundum AMA HANİ YENİ UYANDİM COK İSTEMSİZCE YAOTİM BUNU neyse iste son gunlerde dashte asiri goedufum icin bilincaltima islenmis ilk olarak aysel-beyaz ikilisini ve oguz-arin ikilisini cagirmak isterdim diye dusundum sonra ayse abla lugbe abla rabisi yani ucunu birlikte cagirdigimi dusundum??? hacceyi cutwfeeli ve bulutu (ne zamandie bulutla konusmuyoz ne alaka inan bilmiyorum) cagirdigimi dusundum esma ve zeynebi cagirdigimi dusundum sevde abla wasabi abla ve zeynep ablayi cagirdigimi dusundum nuru cagirdigimi ama gelmedigini dusundum iremi cagirdigimi ve ona lazanya yaptigimi dusundum bruh ve cok az konusmus olsakta yourhobitblabla-secondhepcokhakliya kisilerini cagirdigimi dusundum yani cidden bilincaltim neden bu kadae dolu ve burayi hayatima nr denli katmism inannnamiyorum

[henrenologist]

i fought to come home to you, okay?

[beeduoo]

originnssssss who remembers origins i Loved origins

[raiberryz]

Oish 🥺 Gouenji hablando bonito de Handa, soy fan, es que yo sabía que Gouenji tenía buenos gustos 😞❤️

[seariii]

ever since the caininstict post the oke where….. you used a lighteryea thay postnrememberbthat???? ever since then ive been staring atmt ltitle sister intentlynw with the same constant thought you had towards me and theres those rewlly cool bio lab lighters thay my scjool has thise like long clickable lighters youknow… do you think she’llturn into like a burn marshmallow then if i peel off the burnt layer the insides would he very melted since it doeswork that way with an actual marshmallow

Okay that's crazy, I have the thoughts about pushing my brother off the top of the stairs or randomly hitting him so that's funny.

.... Still, I don't think it's a good idea, more than a marshmallow I think what you would find after peeling her burnt skin would be more like.... I guess it would depend on the level of the burn... Maybe it would have blisters that you could pop like balloons... Maybe the skin would be carbonized and fall ok its own... Maybe you wouldn't be able to see the skin and it's just a burnt red of the muscles

Also I don't think she would engulf in fire that easily, you would need a.... Um... Combustion.... Thingy.... Like gasoline, alcohol or oil.

Ah and don't burn her hair, that was really mean of me to do to you (I'd do it again)

[peaceeandcoolestvibes]

Sinceramente, es para reírse

JAJAJAJ fan de este tío y su entusiasmo 😂 no es por NADA, pero yo de vosotros estudiaría leyes por iniciativa propia, no os digo de estudiar derecho pero si, sería muy útil porque os la meten doblada por ahí y no os enteráis

Aparte siempre cuando sale un producto al mercado hay fases previas y luego está la fase postlanzamiento (pero esto en todo) la farmacovigilancia se la pasaron x el forro porque hay un % de efectos adversos al que puede llegar un producto para ser retirado del mercado, pues no. Aquí te las metían por el culo si las pedías 💚 yo me puse a mirar bases de datos (patentes + componentes químicos + efectos adversos en 2020 y OJOOOO quien es un ignorante es porque quiere, la información está disponible en todos los lados)

#OpinoLiteralmenteIgual #DaleCanario #TengoUnAmigoCanarioYSonLaPolla #TeQuieroNelsoooooon #FuePadreYMueroConSuAngelitoDeHija 🥹

#VirgosAreTheShit #MyMoonIsInVirgoAndItIsWhatItIs #Hermanooooooo

#EnFinVanAVolverAHacerLoMismo…SiCaeisOtraVezSiQueSoisProfundamenteSubnormales

#YSiempreDigoQueTomareXDecisionYExplicarPorque #EnElTrabajoEnClaseEnMiVidaPersonalY99%DeLasVecesTengoRazonYMeLaDan #🧠

#IgualQueAlgunosQueSeQuejanDeTumoresQueAparecenEnSusMascotas #CoñoSiBakunaisSinPararALosPerrosPuesNormalMeCagoEnVosotros #NoOsDaisCuenta

#TengoAmigasDesdeLos12YSonSuperListasPeroMachoNoCaigasMas

Nah, que es culpa de los gases que echan las vacas, la vdd que me cago en vosotros 😂

La última vez que miré el vaers habían 1 million y pico de efectos adversos………. Y esto fue en 2021/2022 💀 no tiene buena pinta eh

[mr-fortunate-97]

If you were given a new keyboard that doesn’t annoy? What would you do with it and would you decorate it with stickers?

(Genuine question ^w^ )

AHEAHEA EHA!! DE A R SCRUBSIBER!!!

IT WOU LD BE A BLEESSIN G!!!!!!!

I WOU LDE LIKE 2 DE COREATE IT, YES!!! M AYB E MAKE THOSE THOSE WHTHOSE CUSTOM KEYP ADS?? CAPS? WHA T RTHEY CCALLED?????

NEE D TO ASK YE LLOW!!!!

[thorndamien1]

No se que decir/I don't know what to say :p

[mothinabottle]

Se debería hacer un discord en español para dol o una mini comunidad o... 👀

NO MAMES, SIIIII 😭🙏🙏

Tipo, soy bien timida y eso, pero igual le entraria ajsjaj

Se de algunos por aqui q son de latam, aunque no se si alguno tendra un server de disc sobre dol con gente hispanohablante

(Si tienen, pasen xfa. No creo q pueda vc, pero estaré webeando ahi jjjjjj)

[perfectpaperbluebirds]

Sicktember #28

Prompt: “I should have stayed home.”

Fandom/OCs: MCU (Sick Steve Rogers)

Words: 860

Sicknario inspo: "You ARE sick" from this post and this post.

Author’s comments/background: Read the label on this one I guess. Sick miserable Steve as requested with caregiver Bucky. Short and sweet as always. Nothing much to see here. 

CW: Emeto, v*mit. Not overly long or explicit, but definitely there. 

~~~***~~~

Steve was lying facedown on a bunk in the Quinjet when the rest of the team (except for Bruce, who was working on de-Hulking) entered, talking in low voices. Natasha went to him immediately, looking worriedly at the blood coating one side of his uniform as she shook his shoulder. He turned toward her, his face drawn and pale.

"Steve, are you okay? Did you call for a medevac?"

Steve shook his head. "I'm not dying. There's no emergency."

"Then why the hell did you pull out? We almost had them!" Tony shouted. "You almost cost us the fight!"

Steve winced. "I was a liability out there. I was barely functioning. I'm not… I'm not well at all…."

"Wait, was that spear that hit you poisoned or something?" Clint asked anxiously, joining Natasha at his side, probing the area to find the source of the blood, but Steve moved away, shaking his head.

"Think I'm coming down with something," he mumbled. "It started a while ago, even before we left. And I think my side is already healed. It's just the old blood now."

Natasha pressed a hand against his forehead, none-too gently, but pulled it back almost immediately. "Whew, you ARE sick! Jesus, I almost got a first degree burn from your skin."

"I thought you couldn't get sick!" Tony chimed in.

"So did I," Steve groaned. "I have no idea what's happening."

"Well we're not gonna figure it out in the middle of the jungle. Let's just get out of here. We can deal with it when we get home," Clint said. 

"Roger that," Tony said, going to the controls. "Soon as we find our big green friend."

"Are you sure you'll make it, Steve?" Natasha asked. "You look awful."

"I feel it, too," he agreed. "But I don't think I'm dying just yet. I can hold out a while longer."

~~~

Many hours later, Steve was again lying facedown, this time in bed in his suite in Avengers Tower. He heard JARVIS unlock his door and swing it open to admit Bucky, who had just returned from his own mission. Neither spoke at first as Bucky took in the bloody clothes on the floor and the supersoldier huddled on the bed under a mound of blankets. 

"How's it going, Stevie?" Bucky finally asked, sounding overly casual as he pulled up a chair to the side of the bed. 

"Not so great, Buck. I feel absolutely awful."

"It must be really bad if you're admitting it, especially to me. Did something happen to you on the mission or is it just that you're sick?"

"Nothing happened on the mission, but I might as well not have gone. I wasn't feeling great before we left and it only got worse. That's how I got stabbed--I was totally out of it and my reflexes were shot. The team handled it. But going didn't do me any favors. I should have stayed home."

Bucky leaned forward to press the back of his hand to Steve's cheek. "Classic Stevie with a raging fever, just like the old days," Bucky sighed. "At least you're not a 90 pound shrimp anymore. What did–?"

"Oh God," Steve interjected with a guttural groan. "Bucky…."

"Oh shit!" Bucky said, leaping up when he saw Steve's expression. "I've got it, hang on…."

He dashed to the bathroom and snagged the garbage basket then rushed back to Steve's side, holding the pail to his face just in time to catch the rush of sick that came spewing out of the younger man. The explosion was short-lived and, thanks to Bucky’s quick action, overall mess-free. It left both of them panting, though. Poor Steve fell back into the pillow with another groan, this time self-pitying and exuding abject misery while Bucky made his way back to the bathroom, holding the bin at arm’s length. 

“Whew, you ARE sick,” Bucky said, trying to take on a lighthearted tone as he washed out the can in the shower.  

“Nat sat the same thing,” Steve replied with, Bucky thought, a hint of a smile. 

“You’re the only person I’ve ever known who throws up from a high fever. Unless there’s something else going on that you’re not telling me,” Bucky said, glancing at the bloody clothes again as he reentered the main room. 

“No. Just the fever. I’d really hoped the serum had taken that lovely symptom away, but no such luck. It’s like adding insult to injury. And Medical says they don’t have anything I can take for it, either, as usual. I’ll just have to ride it out apparently.”

“And they have no idea why you’re sick? I thought that couldn’t happen to you anymore.”

“So did I. Another thing I thought I left back in the 1940’s. No, they have no idea. They just drew a bunch of blood to run tests, but none of them sounded hopeful that they'll find anything. Lucky me.”

“Lucky you,” Bucky chuckled, sitting back down at his friend’s side. “But you’ll make it through this just like every other sickness you’ve ever had. And I’ll be right here with you the whole time, just like always.”

“Really, Buck?” Steve said, a hopeful, innocent look crossing his face as he lifted his head slightly to look over.

“Really, Stevie. Cross my heart.”

The pair shared a tiny smile before Bucky helped Steve lie back down, covering him warmly.

[trobeds]

people acting like gay v bi mike is fuckin political with how seriously they take this shit💀 glad ur passionate about the show but!! respectfully stfu <3 this is a netflix show

[peaceeandcoolestvibes]

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[lu2211]

[latinokaeya-moving]

just woke up but it’s too early so i’m gonna be falling back asleep. would like to say that i’m really feeling the post that’s like when someone rbs a post from u n leaves embarrassing tags rn. good lord

[theoscout]

don't get me wrong I love Hamilton the musical but I'm just saying if I ever met Alexander Hamilton's ghost in real life the first thing I'd do is draw him snogging Odom's Aaron Burr right in front of him for no reason other than pissing him off

Also Phillip x Theodosia for the win

[the-mandalorian-clone-lover]

Ranting