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[coccineum-vocatorem]

de-babyfies him YOU'RE WELCOME

[heavyheavycream]

Will there be more of that food festival comic? -heart eyes--

yeah i was going to do a part 2 but then this happened:

so yeah things are taking are bit more time to figure out, but i'm hell bent on getting my vision through- even if it means drawing a car from every concevable angle :'>

also before anyone gets their hopes up, when i say "p💖rn" i mean it in the tamest, vanillaest way possible-

[gothicdicordia]

I present the vanillaest MF Halsin/Tav yet erotic cozy bang fic. Happy New Year!

(tip "Daddy Halsin" is an interesting search term on AoO.)

[monzterzack]

i have something else to say actually, i am worried at the modern circumstance we face, were even the vanillaest show of affection between two queer people is innapropiate for “teen audiences”

the worse part is that i dont know if its because i draw trans people or if its just cause i draw gay people

not that it matters at the end of the day, sanitization is going to happen to all of us

still, it upsets me so much precisely because i have found that a lot of my intimacy comics connect to others, and i find that delightful! i make comics to communicate!, but having them censored or taken down when they arent explicit makes me feel like it’s becoming harder and harder to show different life perspectives online, and as a comic creator that upsets me a lot

[carochinha]

19 Questions for Fic Writers!

I got tagged by @storybookprincess, thank you so so so much!!!

1. How many fics do you have on AO3?

Roughly... 16. That's not bad. Quite a respectable number!

2. What’s your total AO3 word count?

328,674

Damn. That a lotta word. Wild to think a third of those words are from a single fic huh

3. What fandoms do you write for?

Bit of a lot of things. Hunter x Hunter and Daiya no Ace are my big ones, but I've also written for Kingdom Hearts, Haikyuu, Black Clover, Project Sekai and....... Homestuck.

4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

"A Very Hisoka Wedding" stands head and shoulders above anything else at 1,143 kudos, which is legit insane. This fic isn't close to being my best. It isn't close to being my most innovative. It isn't even the longest! And yet it has more Hits, Kudos and Bookmarks than anything else I've ever written. Wild. Following that, we have "(Country Roads, Take Me)Home for the Holidays" at 365, my actual magnum opus so far, "Kiss Me Once, Kiss Me Twice" at 321, a short Black Clover ficlet that somehow keeps getting love, "Weekend at Leorio's" at 295 and "Pink Love" at 256.

5. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

I used not to respond to comments, but in the past couple of years I've been trying to respond to every comment I get. I like getting responses to my comments when I post on other fics, so I also want people to get that happiness. Besides, it's only polite!

6. What is a fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

...what is angst, signed, a permanently happy ending girlie.

Anyway it's probably "Quadratum Has Pocky", a KH drabble I wrote for Pocky Day which did not leave me with a lot of space for happy endings.

7. What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

Literally all of them LMAO

But I guess "Red Eyes, Take Warning", my HxHBB fic this year gets special mention by giving Kurapika, the fandom's tragic boy, a happily-ever-after.

8. Do you get hate on fics?

Sometimes. Home for the Holidays got a couple of comments once we got to the spicy part about how I should have tagged which character topped. That was wild. I'm talking like, HUGE paragraphs.

But not usually, no.

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

I did once! It was the vanillaest M/M ever written, but I sure did write it!

10. Do you write crossovers? What’s the craziest one you’ve written?

I do really like inter-sports-anime crossovers. I once wrote a Haikyuu x Daiya no Ace ficlet that was quite fun!

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Not that I know of!

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

Not since I was 15 doing it myself translating my terrible Digimon fics into English lmao.

13. What’s your all-time favorite ship?

Favourite is a complicated word. All-time, however, isn't.

I've been an Akuroku girlie since 2005 and by GOD I will persist.

(the ship I most wish would become canon, however, is also from KH, but it's Soriku, which I've never even written about.....yet)

14. What’s a wip you want to finish, but doubt you ever will?

My Hunter x Hunter Praxis AU.

Huge AU, spanning five years, each of which focusing on a different set of characters, with highly specific references to a highly specific university culture from my country that like two people reading would understand. It's also technically a Reincarnation AU.

Yeah I'm never getting that written.

15. What are your writing strengths?

Apparently, characterization and making my character actions and plots seem believable in the context of canon. Which is good, because I really do strive for character voice matching the original, so I'm happy with this assessment by my readers LMAO

16. What are your writing weaknesses?

DESCRIBING ACTION.

If I ever have to write an action scene, I just don't. There is no combat in my fics, not because I dislike it, but because I can't write it lol.

17. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic?

Have done it. Will continue doing it when I find it appropriate. Helps when the POV character also isn't supposed to understand the language, because then you're just on the same page :D

18. First fandom you wrote for?

Digimon Adventure my beloved <3

(the fics themselves are also beloved, because although they're bad, I can see where I came from and how that shaped me into the writer I am today. My bad fics are a part of me and my journey just as much as my 100k word epics are.)

19. Favorite fic you’ve written?

Pausing + looking off into the distance.

You do realize this is an impossible question?

All the fics for me are... connections, within myself and with the people around me. Writing each one was a battle of finding the right words within me, the joy of sharing little snippets with friends, asking for help and bouncing off ideas. Listening to music and building the plot in my head as I walk, thinking about it as I fall asleep. Pouring my longing, my affection, my grief, and my hopes into these words, trying to connect with whoever will read them.

So I guess I'll say it's "All The Things He Said". It's the first fic I wrote for Daiya no Ace, a fandom I knew no one in. And I needed a beta. Trying to find that beta actually led me to finding one of my best friends, so I'm very thankful to this fic.

Anyway, tagging people! I'll tag @wingsonghalo because she had to read my bad Digimon fic and @tomioneer because of all I said in the last question!

[gurorori]

and at the end of the day anythin dats NOT the blandest vanillaest cishet performance of sexuality will have the public clutch both their pearls n their kids' shoulders. i think.

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[adashofniallandasprinkleoflunacy]

I just wanna take a moment to thank you for writing amazing smut. I mean, I was obsessed with After for an entire year. In retrospect, not only was it cringey as fuck but it had the vanillaest vanilla sex. Ysijwa, on the other hand, is a masterpiece.

ANDNWJS YOURE WELCOME 🥺🥺🥺 AND ALSO THANK YOU FOR CALLING IT A MASTERPIECE WTF 😔😔😔😔

[momoownsmyass]

Due to popular demand:

Night Order leaders and what your choice tells us about your bedroom habits

Gray Raven: you’re a medical fetishist

Nidhogg: submissive with a daddy kink

Shade: you own a scary collection of bondage gear or/and you only want someone to love you

Reid: you only care for the most vanillaest wonderbread white boys

[hag-lad]

Sometimes I just cry with joy at the fact that Rob Halford is so fucking proud and loud about his gayness, and every metalhead ON THE PLANET still wants to be him. Even the straightest, vanillaest, cargo shorts wearingest metal nerds love & worship Rob Halford. I’ve literally never heard a homophobic comment made about him, ever. The man just commands so much respect! It’s comforting and so validating to me as a shameless homo who loves heavy metal. I love my community!!!!

[secretsfromwholecloth]

Dragon Age II, day 4.

It amuses me greatly that talking to Anders still sometimes pops up flirt options after turning him down. Mostly because it just fits so well that the guy who was bold and desperate enough to throw himself at someone with no demonstrated interest in anything but friendship would also keep right on hoping despite being rejected.

Anders, look, I get it. You’re low on friends, having Justice in your head is stressful at the best of times, and judging by some of your dialogue, you’re the sort whose friendships turn sexual easily. I feel for you. You’re at the top of the list to get nice things next time out. But you’ve already been told no, so please wait your turn.

I may have to headcanon Taran as not being into men. He’s been going monkey crackers without Bethany to look after (which is about to get worse when he loses his mother, isn’t it), and you’d think another mage who needs him would be right up his alley. (That’s going to be half the foundation of his relationship with Merrill once I finally get them together. Healthy? Phfft, is anything healthy in this game?)

Sebastian is sweet, but I hope he becomes less of a nonentity later on. Right now, I’m left wondering if he isn’t a failed attempt to make the Nathaniel magic happen again.

The “Finery” clothing item. Decisions were made that I would’ve made differently, let’s just put it that way.

Look, if I’m going to be spending time in a universe that makes quite so much use of sexual violence, I’m glad to at least have the option to dispatch people like Ser Alrik with a high-velocity maul to the face.

...Anders, would you and Justice like a hug?

That’s a very nice crafting project, Merrill, the whole party is very proud of you.

Anders, I know you’re trying to help, but I’m not sure repeatedly telling Merrill she’s a scary monster who’s going to become a full-fledged abomination any minute now is having quite the effect you want it to.

Well, that took some doing, but Merrill’s approval is maxed, and enough flirt options have been taken that she should have an idea that Taran is interested by now.

Aveline, I just want you to know that you’re a huge dork. Like, seriously huge. Taran and I are both mortified just from being in proximity to your dorkiness.

And romance has officially happened. Welcome to Hightown, Merrill.

Headcanon: Taran in bed is generous, thoughtful, possessed of at least some idea of what he’s doing (aside from some flings with village girls back in Lothering, you won’t convince me he didn’t go to the Blooming Rose for lessons a time or two), and the vanillaest vanilla who ever vanillaed. He’s spent far too long making absolutely sure there’s an impenetrable motherfucking wall between Scary Warrior Taran and Loving Friend Taran to let anything through now. He knows he’s a terror—a funny terror, but a terror all the same—and the idea of being that to someone he loves, or for that matter of having someone he loves turn that back around on him, doesn’t titillate him, it just makes him sick. Go on, mention just about any kind of kink around him and watch him go pale, it’s great fun.

Auxiliary headcanon: Isabela has a grand old time doing just that periodically. Embarrassing your friends is fun!

Varric, you are also a huge dork. Just a different kind of dork from Aveline.

Well, I decided to drop Anders for once and give Isabela a run in the party, so there’s no option to fix Bartrand. So eat pointy death, asshole.

When Varric asked Taran about his ambitions, he replied, “I’m just looking out for my family.” With Leandra and Carver dead and Bethany gone to the Wardens, the memory of saying that now tastes like ash.

Ooh, endlessly escalating diplomatic incidents, this ought to be fun.

[inazumafocus]

Rating IE characters from Kinkiest to Vanillaest!

The Kinkiest:

Afuro, Sakuma, Froy, Bernard

Hardcore kinky:

Saotome, Tatsuya, Sein, Mitsuru, Nae

SupercalifragilisticexpialiKinky:

Kidou, Fudou, Shirou, Suzuno, Sasotsuka

Kinky tm:

Genda, Midorikawa, Toramaru, Tachimukai, Reina, Desuta, Rika

Kinky but is quiet about it so you wouldn’t know:

Kazemaru, Mizukamiya, Nosaka, Otomura, Rococo

Still pretty kinky but with more blushing chances:

Haizaki, Hiroto, Atsuya, Nagumo, Natsumi, Domon, Norika

Not too kinky but will go with the flow to please their partners:

Someoka, Endou, Tsunami, Tobitaka, Nishikage, Haruna, Demonio, Touko, Hijikata

Kinky level at 20%:

Gouenji, Aki, Mansaku, Ichinose

Vanilla but could still try something not too risky:

Asuto, Hikaru, Kirina, Fuyuka, Orio

The Vanillaest:

Ootani, Anna, Sakanoue, Saginuma, Goujin, Golem, Kogure

[verscorch]

Do you ever create a character with kinks so fucking nasty that you, the vanillaest bean on the planet, feel morally compelled to pretend that they don’t even exist

[emwritesfootball]

Who do YOU think is the kinkiest? ‘’Vanillaest’’?

Ahaha thank you for holding me accountable lmao

Kinkiest? Of the men I love? I’m currently very into Taylan Antalyalı and me and @sammisze had a nice conversation at 1am about him being secretly kinky 🙈

Oddly enough I wouldn’t be surprised if Cags is actually very vanilla. I love writing him as a kinky Dom but there’s also a part of me that can see him being vanilla

Richarlison seems like he’d be vanilla but would be open to trying new things with his older woman tho 🤭

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[quirkyasfok]

Gazebos, Yellow, and Red

Relationships: Bill x Richie x Eddie x Stanley (OT4)

Tags: Talk of sex, safe word discussion, no actual sex though

Summary: Every relationship should have safe words. Especially, one with four teenage boys.

Read on AO3

“I don’t see why your freaking out Eddie. You know all the answers.” Eddie paused midstep to look over at Stan who was alternating between staring out the window, and watching the smaller boy pace as he answered Bill’s questions. He made a little huffing noise, flailed his arms a bit, and gave Stan a look.

“I do not. Didn’t you hear Bill say I got the last one wrong. Wrong Stan! Wrong!”

“I actually ssssaid you only got it half-wr-wrong,” Bill said peering up at them from his own spot on Richie’s bed. His head was resting on said boy’s lap, as said boy stared off into space absent mindedly played with Bill’s hair. Bill was holding their biology textbook in his hands, and had been spewing Eddie question after question for the past hour.

“Half-wrong, wrong, same thing. Bill next question.”

“No Bill, no more questions.” Stan moved from his spot near the window, and walked over to wrap the irritated boy into his arms. “Eddie you’ve got this. You know this material better than any of us.” Eddie huffed again, but nodded at the praise and leaned against him. “Plus, if I have to hear one more biology question I’m going to scream. Right Bill?” Bill smiled and nodded as he let the book fall close next to him. “Great, so no more biology-“

“I think we should come up with a safe word.”

The three other boys in the room froze before slowly looking over (or up in Bill’s case) at Richie who had seemed to have finally snapped back to reality in the most awkward and typical Richie way possible. By spouting weirdness. Bill was the first to speak up.

“A s-sssafe word?” Richie nodded.

“Yea, you know like when we do sexy stuff. That way if somebody feels uncomfortable or overwhelmed they can use the safe word, and the rest of us will know to stop.” Eddie gave Richie a freaked out look, and shook his head.

“What type of weird-kinky shit do you think we’re going to be doing that we would need a safe word for?”

“I’m not saying we’re going to do be doing weird shit… though if any of you guys have some ideas I’m totally down for hearing them… but I mean even in the vanillaest of sex you should have a safe word.”

“It pains me to say this, but I think Richie’s right,” Stan finally spoke up. “Especially, considering there’s four of us in this relationship. Even the vanillaest of sex is a little out there.”

“See, even Stan agrees. So, anybody got any suggestions?”

“What about B-beep, beep,” Bill asked. Stan shook his head. “No, I feel we use that one too much already as it is. I think we’d wind up saying it more accidently than as a safe word.” He gave Richie a look. Richie just shrugged and smirked at him. “Anyway, this was your idea Richie, you got any ideas?”

Richie seemed to make quite a show of thinking about it before a shit eating grin spread across his cheeks. Stan instantly had regrets.

“How about gazebos?”

“Fuck No,” Eddie instantly responded as he moved away from Stan to shake his fist at Richie. Bill laughed.

“Gazebos! I l-l-like it.”

Stan nodded in agreement.

“Our safe word is not going to be fucking gazebos! It was years ago, stop bring it up!”

“Oh Eddie, you should know by now that we will never let gonna let gazebos die.” Eddie gave Richie the finger. “Those in favor of gazebos raise your hands.” Three hands shot up.

“No, I refuse!”

“But Eddie-“

“W-we could try the sssstoplight s-system.” This time three heads turned to look in Bill’s direction. His cheeks had turned a soft pink, and he looked a bit surprised by his own suggestion.

“The what system?”

“The s-ssstoplight system. I read about it in a b-b-book. Green means your g-good to go. Yellow means you’re a l-little uncomfortable, and you either n-need to stop or s-ssslow down. R-r-red means your too o-overwhelmed or unhappy and you need to s-ssstop.”

“Wow Bill, what kind of kinky shit have you been reading? You holding out on us Big Bill?” Bill flushed darker and tried to hide is face against Richie’s lap. Stan gave Richie a look as he walked over to run a hand along Bill’s ankle in comfort.

“I think that’s a great idea Bill.”

“I agree. All in favor of gazebo, yellow, and red raise your hands!” Eddie looked like he wanted to argue more, but reluctantly raised his hand with the other three boys.

“Then it’s official. We’ll use the gazebo stop light system as our safe words.” Richie nodded proud of himself.

“Great lovely, we have safe words… what about Bill though,” Eddie brought up as he came over to join the others on the bed. “What if he can’t say the words?”

“I don’t s-stutter that much d-during sex.”

“Bill, honey, I love you… and your stutter is getting better but, the last time I gave you a handjob you couldn’t speak for like a full hour afterwards,” Stan pipped up. Bill, who had finally recovered from his last embarrassing statement flushed darkly again. Richie smile and patted his head.

“Eddie spaghetti’s right. We’ll just have to pay closer attention to Billy boy then. Get him to mouth the words at us, focus on his body language, have patients… all that jazz.”

“I-I don’t want to be a b-b-bother.”

“You’re never a bother Big Bill.” Eddie leaned down to give Bill a quick little kiss on the cheek.

“So, it’s agreed then. Gazebo, yellow, red, and we make sure Big Bill’s happy. Can I get an amend?”

“Amend,” the other three boys chorused.

“So, now that were officially settled who wants to give our new words a try,” Richie said while attempting to wiggle his eyebrows suggestively. Attempted being the keyword there. Stan snorted and bopped him on the head.

“Though I’d love too, I promised my parents I’d be home by nine,” he said while standing from the bed and stretching. “You want a ride Eddie?” Eddie nodded and stood up as well before going about gathering his stuff. “What about you Bill? You want a ride?” Bill smiled up at him and shook his head no.

“N-no I’m going to stay here a bit longer.”

“Whatever you say Big Bill. You two play nice then.” He gave the two of them a kiss goodbye before going over to Eddie who was already by the door waiting for him with his nose back in his biology book.

Once the two were gone Richie looked down at Bill, and gave him one of his patented “hey-there-sexy” smiles.

“So, what do you say Big Bill?”

“Gazebos.”