#vanilla extract again

[almost-emerald-eyes]

tbh downloading Tumblr and immediately becoming obsessed with vanilla extract is something I was always meant to do

[xethros-the-adaptive-werewolf]

Round two

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

Whenever I make cookies, after I add the vanilla extract, I lick the teaspoon. To keep myself humble

as you should, stay humble

[memesandtvshowthings]

Ok! Poll time!

Edit: I know I don’t have Courage in me. I can’t fix it though.

@scribblekingdom

[shoku-and-awe]

Real-time non-queue post for once because breaking news! Some of you will hate me for doing this, but those of you who try it yourselves will love me, so: chocolate hummus! Yeah, I know. I know! But..... I promise.

I don’t blame you if you can’t bring yourself to try it—I’m only brave enough because someone I trust gave it to me the US and it tasted like brownie batter. This recipe is almost as good—actually, I approximated the measurements so it's possible that it's even better(!). Also left the husks on for fiber and laziness.

Anyway, this shit is a godsend. I haven’t had an appetite this week because of stress so I figured why not give this a try, and wow, being able to have a tasty, nourishing lunch with this little effort (and secretly it's brownies!!!!) might have changed my life. Let it change yours!!!

Ingredients

For the hummus:

1 (15 oz) can of chickpeas, rinsed and drained (skins removed if you want extra creamy hummus!)

1/3 cup drippy tahini (or 1/2 cup peanut butter or other nut butter)

1/3 cup unsweetened cocoa powder or cacao powder

1/3 cup pure maple syrup (use ½ cup if you like a sweeter hummus!)*

1/4 cup milk of choice (I use vanilla almond milk) plus more if necessary to thin

1 teaspoon vanilla extract

1/2 teaspoon salt

⅓ cup mini chocolate chips (dairy free if desired)**

For serving:

Berries, crackers, pita chips or pretzels *Subbed sugar. **Omitted. Where did my chocolate chips go???

Instructions

Add all the hummus ingredients besides the chocolate chips to a food processor or blender and process until smooth, adding more milk if necessary to thin to make it into a nice dip that’s the consistency of frosting. Stir in mini chocolate chips and sprinkle more on top once finished.

Serve in a bowl on a platter with strawberries, raspberries, crackers, pita chips, pretzels/pretzel thins, graham crackers or anything you like! Hummus will keep in the fridge for up to a week.

Notes - For silky hummus, I always cook my canned chickpeas for at least 10 min. in boiling water with baking soda. Also, if you're the type who removes the chickpea hulls, most of them come right off while it's boiling, so you can probably get it even smoother! - If the amount looks small compared to the recipe, you're not wrong! This was a test; I used maybe 1/3 of a can of chickpeas.

[vanilla---extract]

tcartxe allinav

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bold of you to show your face 'round these parts

[bigmammallama5]

Damn sorry about your beans :/

I JUST WANT MY BEANS

[thevoiceofdesertbluffs]

mmmmmmmm food yummy yummy (someone fucking stop me)

[manofmanymons]

Who is the most likely tamer to make the vanilla extract cake

like in all of Digimon?

It's hard to choose one lakfjdaj I wanna sayyyy

Miyako for science, Ruli out of morbid curiosity and possibly for content (I know her blog is all about ghosts and local legends but I think she could make an exception), or Kazu and Kenta as a prank that backfires when Rika actually kills them where they stand.

Or maybe Kyoko completely unironically like she just rocks up like hello my wonderful assistant would you like to try this cake that I found the recipe for online

[elirium]

Could people who know how to bake help me here for a second pls.

If the recepy says vanilla extract, do i have to use vanilla extract or can i use something like vanilla sugar for example?

[eulchu]

drop the cookie dough recipe 🔫

who are you .

[phoenixiancrystallist]

Heavily considering using the pictures of skeletons I've been taking and writing microfic about them. Like, it'd be the last moments before they died and I'd try to delve into what it was like when Athia fell to the Corruption. But that's a lot of names I'd have to make up... hmm...

I guess the real question is whether anyone would be interested in reading them? I mean I'm probably going to write them anyway, but if anyone's interested I can put them in my "WIPs to share" priority list. So hey, have a poll:

[imagine-the-time]

Tumblr’s Hierarchy of Needs for cake baking :)

[tinyavenuesailor]

I don’t bother to include Merlin and Arthur living on a farmhouse together cause I know we all want that 😭

[rhaenyratargeryn]

I was not tagged but I LOVE POLLS-- and I tag everyone just GO FOR IT DO THE THING, GIVE ME ALL THE VANILLA EXTRACT YOU CRIMINALS

make a poll with five of your all time favourite characters and then tag five people to do the same. see which character is everyone's favourite!