#vanilla extract again

[almost-emerald-eyes]

tbh downloading Tumblr and immediately becoming obsessed with vanilla extract is something I was always meant to do

[xethros-the-adaptive-werewolf]

Round two

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

Whenever I make cookies, after I add the vanilla extract, I lick the teaspoon. To keep myself humble

as you should, stay humble

[almost-emerald-eyes]

it seems my need to ALWAYS click the vanilla extract has overruled my love of carry on

how could I do this

Courtesy of @bazzybelle

[memesandtvshowthings]

Ok! Poll time!

Edit: I know I don’t have Courage in me. I can’t fix it though.

@scribblekingdom

[shoku-and-awe]

Real-time non-queue post for once because breaking news! Some of you will hate me for doing this, but those of you who try it yourselves will love me, so: chocolate hummus! Yeah, I know. I know! But..... I promise.

I don’t blame you if you can’t bring yourself to try it—I’m only brave enough because someone I trust gave it to me the US and it tasted like brownie batter. This recipe is almost as good—actually, I approximated the measurements so it's possible that it's even better(!). Also left the husks on for fiber and laziness.

Anyway, this shit is a godsend. I haven’t had an appetite this week because of stress so I figured why not give this a try, and wow, being able to have a tasty, nourishing lunch with this little effort (and secretly it's brownies!!!!) might have changed my life. Let it change yours!!!

Ingredients

For the hummus:

1 (15 oz) can of chickpeas, rinsed and drained (skins removed if you want extra creamy hummus!)

1/3 cup drippy tahini (or 1/2 cup peanut butter or other nut butter)

1/3 cup unsweetened cocoa powder or cacao powder

1/3 cup pure maple syrup (use ½ cup if you like a sweeter hummus!)*

1/4 cup milk of choice (I use vanilla almond milk) plus more if necessary to thin

1 teaspoon vanilla extract

1/2 teaspoon salt

⅓ cup mini chocolate chips (dairy free if desired)**

For serving:

Berries, crackers, pita chips or pretzels *Subbed sugar. **Omitted. Where did my chocolate chips go???

Instructions

Add all the hummus ingredients besides the chocolate chips to a food processor or blender and process until smooth, adding more milk if necessary to thin to make it into a nice dip that’s the consistency of frosting. Stir in mini chocolate chips and sprinkle more on top once finished.

Serve in a bowl on a platter with strawberries, raspberries, crackers, pita chips, pretzels/pretzel thins, graham crackers or anything you like! Hummus will keep in the fridge for up to a week.

Notes - For silky hummus, I always cook my canned chickpeas for at least 10 min. in boiling water with baking soda. Also, if you're the type who removes the chickpea hulls, most of them come right off while it's boiling, so you can probably get it even smoother! - If the amount looks small compared to the recipe, you're not wrong! This was a test; I used maybe 1/3 of a can of chickpeas.

[vanilla---extract]

tcartxe allinav

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bold of you to show your face 'round these parts

[bigmammallama5]

Damn sorry about your beans :/

I JUST WANT MY BEANS

[thevoiceofdesertbluffs]

mmmmmmmm food yummy yummy (someone fucking stop me)

[manofmanymons]

Who is the most likely tamer to make the vanilla extract cake

like in all of Digimon?

It's hard to choose one lakfjdaj I wanna sayyyy

Miyako for science, Ruli out of morbid curiosity and possibly for content (I know her blog is all about ghosts and local legends but I think she could make an exception), or Kazu and Kenta as a prank that backfires when Rika actually kills them where they stand.

Or maybe Kyoko completely unironically like she just rocks up like hello my wonderful assistant would you like to try this cake that I found the recipe for online

[elirium]

Could people who know how to bake help me here for a second pls.

If the recepy says vanilla extract, do i have to use vanilla extract or can i use something like vanilla sugar for example?

[eulchu]

drop the cookie dough recipe 🔫

who are you .

[sammywolfgirl]

So, I’m going to ramble about the beast cookie oc idea I got.

Since I’m revamping it and updating her design and all that.

So small background, this beast cookie oc is the parallel to Marshmallow Fluff cookie who’s my ancient oc

Long story arc short marshmallow fluff ends up properly earning a soul jam of her own in an event I really should develop more.

This is the light of Absolution.

So here’s the new beast cookie pitch.

Dark Enchantress is continuing her experiments with creating bodies for the beast cookies and the ultimate cookie project.

And somewhere along the lines decides she wants to spite her ex.

After all the other ancients have beasts of their own, why not Fluff as well? She has a soul jam.

So, she gets to work on that. And somewhere along the line overhears Shadow Milk talking about ‘his muse’ and decides to base this new beast cookie on that.

Because better this new cookie be familiar with the rest after all. Cohesion or something.

So congrats to shadow Milk your dead wife came back wrong.

So we get Melody Extract cookie. With the light of vengeance.

This is still mostly being developed but I think melody extract has some memories of vanilla extract cookie (shadow milk’s muse) but sees herself more as her own person. But it’s hard to figure out what’s her and what’s the dead cookie she’s crudely recreating.

Shadow milk probably has. Opinions. On DE reviving his dead wife wrong. But hey might as well enjoy the show and man it’s a bit of a guilty dream come true to actually have a monsterous muse by his side.

Current idea is melody extract has a conductor/orchestra motif. Shadow milk puts on the shows and melody extract sets the tone with music.

They’re an evil power couple who have a very love hate relationship.

Idk how functional it is. I’m still undecided if shadow milk loves this ‘wrong muse’ or hates her but is willing to indulge because like this is the closest he will get to having his muse back and by his side in the role of a monster.

Meanwhile melody extract both has love for shadow milk and hates him for killing her in her past life, but is that her life or is she just holding her fragile memories? Do these beast cookies actually know her or does she despise them all for doing this to her.

She’s the Beast of Vengeance, I doubt this will go well.

Meanwhile on marshmallow fluff’s side DE has basically recreated one of her worst traumas (bringing back a loved one as like a clone) and has turned it into a beast To torment her. So this isn’t going well.

On a final note. Idk if I’ll use this specific idea but it sets the tone of what I think melody extract really thinks of the beasts. Plus a theme I wonder if the game will explore.

I think the beasts are unable to work together in the long run, they’ll tear themselves apart because while the ancients have their bonds of friendship, the beasts at the end of the day don’t. And melody extract would be an exaggeration of this in the end.

If she catches wind that the beasts are about to be defeated for good/crumbled/sealed away. She will act. And crumble them all herself.

Because she is a being of Vengeance, and they all ruined her long before she was ever born.

And then she’d shatter her own soul jam because she’s a showman at heart just like her beloved jester.

This play is a tragedy and she’s given it a gorey conclusion.

Uh anyways yeah Melody Extract Cookie. I sure am having thoughts

[phoenixiancrystallist]

Heavily considering using the pictures of skeletons I've been taking and writing microfic about them. Like, it'd be the last moments before they died and I'd try to delve into what it was like when Athia fell to the Corruption. But that's a lot of names I'd have to make up... hmm...

I guess the real question is whether anyone would be interested in reading them? I mean I'm probably going to write them anyway, but if anyone's interested I can put them in my "WIPs to share" priority list. So hey, have a poll:

[imagine-the-time]

Tumblr’s Hierarchy of Needs for cake baking :)