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did you know you can maybe grow tits if you hit yourself hard enough and often enough

Over 70 percent of the German battalion's soldiers have been diagnosed with significant gynecomastia. Military officials have promised to keep an eye on the men's breasts.

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Our home security system is being updated today, and the guy in charge is just peak Gen Z, no professional fucks given vibe and it's hysterical.

"I mean, I'm supposed to recommend stuff, like you should probably put a sensor on that window too, but like, that's really a you decision. I just have to say this stuff out loud so I don't get sued if you get broken into."

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richard nixon is q*eer because he did watergate, subverting the societal expectation we all had for him to not do watergate

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white bread squished into tiny ball added to burger king menu for one cent

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I don’t know how you do it beard owners once I get stubble that’s even slightly too long I want to claw my own face off i wish I could zap all my facial hair off forever

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What if we were both men and we made mad passionate love

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Dick Mad sighting

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Philadelphians refilling the earths core with Cheez Whiz during the Great Cheez Whiz shortage of 1912

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I'm in such a slutty mood, someone should grab me by the hips and breed me :(

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