imagine-the-time

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50% tired 50% horny

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I’m all yours if you’re all mine.

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"fuuuuuck i miss the internet 10-15 years ago when it was ugly as shit and really bad for me in a different way than it is now"

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i love counterspell. "i cast fireball!" no you dont

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worst part about the Internet is knowing that there are finally people who both match and complement your freak. the nearest one is 2,318.4 miles away and your time zones are awkward

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crawling sound

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Put me back in the water right now or ill die

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your loudest barista should shout out the names. do not give this task to your quietest barista who breathes out the names like morning dew gracing the leaves

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ouch i think i broke my vagina bones 

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this is going to be difficult -> i am capable of doing difficult things -> i have done everything prior to this moment -> this difficulty will soon be proof of capability

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the email can’t reach us here

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when you’re being mean to me this is who you’re being mean to btw

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I have the biggest dick in 40 square miles

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i see it so i See it I see Thart with me EyeBals

when i see it i Look at it Put my eyes on it with My sightballs I look with my look balls and see It so in front of me

i see it with my eyedbarls

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"i love complex queer identities" you guys couldn't even handle frank n furter