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objectively the funniest moral panic to come from conservatives is "alternative energy is bad because birds might fly into the wind turbines". birds, which notoriously have no other man-made obstacles, such as the window
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bella googling “cold one” and finding beer ads moodboard
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ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog
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Pro tip! If someone ever says they would fuck their own clone, you can make the conversation different by saying you'd also fuck their clone.
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This is a meteorite that has fallen from a clearly superior part of the galaxy.
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