samdayzz
samdayzz
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samdayzz · 19 days ago
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samdayzz · 25 days ago
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Honestly I tried to get into Dora the explora but like media is supposed to be escapism for me and she keeps like asking me like wheres this wheres that and tbh its actually really stressful. Im not dealing with that
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samdayzz · 1 month ago
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samdayzz · 2 months ago
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samdayzz · 2 months ago
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objectively the funniest moral panic to come from conservatives is "alternative energy is bad because birds might fly into the wind turbines". birds, which notoriously have no other man-made obstacles, such as the window
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samdayzz · 2 months ago
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samdayzz · 2 months ago
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samdayzz · 2 months ago
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samdayzz · 2 months ago
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samdayzz · 2 months ago
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bella googling “cold one” and finding beer ads moodboard
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samdayzz · 2 months ago
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samdayzz · 2 months ago
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I can't be the first to make this connection
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samdayzz · 2 months ago
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samdayzz · 2 months ago
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ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog
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samdayzz · 2 months ago
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samdayzz · 3 months ago
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samdayzz · 3 months ago
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Pro tip! If someone ever says they would fuck their own clone, you can make the conversation different by saying you'd also fuck their clone.
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