#vampires suck is so funny

[delta-piscium]

was captivated by screenshots of iwtv characters with their hand up and pointer finger out, and knew that finger had to waggle and so i made them waggle

here are my children,

[sluckythewizard]

THEY could give me the surgurey i need (inspired alot by evojellys designs for em. GREAT STUFF)

[harbingerofsoup]

y’all need to hear my experience a couple weeks ago watching the first episode of iwtv because holy fuck did the universe deliver

there i was, super stereotypical butch minding my own business in my university’s (a private liberal arts college of all places) library with iwtv playing in the background while i do my hw

literally right as a threesome starts playing on my screen in front of god and everyone this woman approaches me and asks me if im a christian so i pause the gay vampire show about terrible people doing terrible and gay things to be like uhhh no

and this fucking go getter tells me i should go to her church and gives me a pamphlet like??? bestie i think perhaps it’s too late for me

[daisywords]

thinking about the combination aquarium/library from Fablehaven again...proof that you can and should include cool stuff in your writing just because

[moeblob]

I love my dumb OCs so much ...

I think I have rambled about them before so to spare you! A tl;dr version that you can also skip:

Shilva can turn into a dragon. Vikrahm goes on an adventure and meets Pops. Pops is a famous dragonslayer who refuses to tell anyone his name and never collects reward money unless needed at that time. Shilva and Pops get married. They both do not tell Vik his name though so he resorts to a threat and is shocked when it actually works. "I didn't expect to get this far idk what to do now" kinda vibes.

[kavalyera]

vivienne doodles :3

[dykesynthezoid]

“People only hate Marius bc they’re being selective about how they judge vampire morality, they’re all monsters” well if it makes you feel any better I still wouldn’t like him even without the grooming thing. Hope this helps

[sracha]

hello for the love of god. vampire rosebird

[toutallyahoe]

Oh I watched that video like an hour ago. I love how most of them are gross monsters and the milkman is just hot goth vampire

i know, its so fucking funny how yog sothoth (francis mosses) and like teutates taranis (steven rudboys) are like emo and goth bitches in an apartment filled with eldritch and more monstrous looking bitches akdbajdsifbkwuriwhrheha

[dawnssummers]

spike forming an alliance/truce with buffy in becoming

[todayisafridaynight]

thinking about vampiric arakawas again just so i can make a 'blood-sucking politician' joke

[b0nelessdoodles]

started off the new year running a randomly generated dnd game and this bastard was something like a big bad and now he lives rent free in my brain

[lightblueminecraftorchid]

love how my friends visit my in my state One Time and immediately go “oh u poor thing. we need to help u leave here Immediately.”

[kavehater]

Who is that vampire dude in love and deepspace >:0 It appears I only like artistic bbgs who are a little wet and pathetic and major complainers

[naivety]

sorry that i didn't get into the intricacies of louis de pointe du lac in my post about how annoyed i am that the interview with the vampire story by nature is surgically made like frankenstein's monster so we can't engage with the intricacies of claudia without getting into the intricacies of louis de point du lac. do you still think i'm hot

[megaawkwardhuman]

Some guillermo sketches