y’all need to hear my experience a couple weeks ago watching the first episode of iwtv because holy fuck did the universe deliver
there i was, super stereotypical butch minding my own business in my university’s (a private liberal arts college of all places) library with iwtv playing in the background while i do my hw
literally right as a threesome starts playing on my screen in front of god and everyone this woman approaches me and asks me if im a christian so i pause the gay vampire show about terrible people doing terrible and gay things to be like uhhh no
and this fucking go getter tells me i should go to her church and gives me a pamphlet like??? bestie i think perhaps it’s too late for me
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Me: *crying because I got to the obvious conclusion of a Joan of Arc biography*
Husband, confused but well-intentioned: babe I guess I just.. I guess I thought you knew how it ended.
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the fake deep voice stede gives ed when he's talking to the wanted poster
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Funny things I found out playing with language setting in Netflix while looking episode 15:
Chilchuck's scream sounds HAUNTED in brazilian portuguese. Give it a try if you can.
(You can hear it here)
In spanish dub, Senshi says: "tocó mis senos de hombre", which means "he touched my man boobs" in Spanish. And I think that's the best dub line one so far.
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spock’s room decor is actually fucking bonkers. The weapons??? the big red velvet curtain??? like ok phantom of the opera go crazy.
for reference jim’s room has some photos and a plant so we can surmise this is uniquely a spock being a dramatic weirdo thing
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There’s that post that’s like ‘everyone should get into a tiny niche fandom at least once’ fully agree, that was really fun -- but I would like to add that everyone should get into a fandom where their opinions run counter to major fanon because it really teaches you about sticking to your guns and trusting your interpretation of the text without having to rely on peer validation
because WHAT are people talking about sometimes
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one of the funniest parts of the honda odyssey scene is right after logan pulls the car over because he's so obviously burning with rage over wade lying to him, but then wade says he made an "educated wish" and that bewilders logan so much he goes from being mad to just blinking and staring at him like this
and then wade goes on that long spiel about how he needs to save his family and at the end of all that logan just says "did you say you made an educated fucking wish?" his baffled ass was NOT listening 😭
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Gravity Falls AU where everything is exactly the same except Bill’s parents are alive and well, and they’re just so proud of their chaotic dream demon son
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