#vampire winter

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Your choice of which AU, but who says the following to who?

"Insufferably cocksure"

It's something I read in the book I'm currently reading.

Me: (giggling at "insufferably cocksure") Wife: What's so funny? Me: Hehe... cocksure. Wife: Oh, so you. Me: (shocked Pikachu face)

I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO CALLED OUT FROM AN ASK BEFORE

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Surrounded by groaning, wannabe monster hunters and villagers. Some of the more aggressive folks are dead, but most are alive and wounded/unconscious.

Vampire!Weiss: THAT NEVER SHOULD HAVE WORKED!!!

Werewolf!Yang: (transforms back into a human and spits out a silver bullet with a stream of smoke) But it did!

Weiss: BUT IT SHOULDN'T HAVE!!! NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS WOULD THAT EVER WORK AGAIN!!!

Yang: (puffs her chest proudly) It doesn't have to, Weiss. It doesn't have to.

Weiss: UGH!!! (mists away to her brooding gargoyle)

Vampire!Winter: Hello, Sister. What brings you here?

Weiss: My insufferably cocksure, werewolf roommate... Why are you here?

Winter: (motions her head to the bog a quarter mile away)

Weiss: (zeroes in on VanHelsing, Hunter!Robyn picking off twenty or so drowners one by one like the cocky bastard she is) Is she trying to get herself killed???

Winter: That's what I asked her, but nooooooo! She's Robyn Hill. One of the last hunters in Van Helsing's bloodline. She can take on any and all monsters all by herself!

Weiss: ....So, insufferably cocksure girlfriend?

Winter: IS PUTTING IT LIGHTLY!!!!

[rienafoutre]

[moonlightbae333]

[cabinetkillerz]

some adventure time requests i got over on twitter :)

[8-0mph]

Ice loser party

and drawovers.

[aria-greenhoodie]

What if Marcy in WK/CQ’s universe wasn’t dead. What if Bettycore Marceline. What then.

Click for quality!

Oh yeah here’s some stupid doodles also

[yeajeedraws]

They look good in every multiverse

[snow-bees]

What.. this is how I cope

[ijustwannahavefunn]

It’s so hard to pick which character is which description because almost all of them have three or four descriptions that fit 😭 YOU CAN'T MAKE ME CHOOSE 🫵

I'm a sucker for fictional characters who love intensely and are willing to give everything for love — or just the 'baby girl' types 🥺❤️‍🔥

Don’t ask me why I didn’t include Jeff. I’ve already given that man a million drawings 🫠

[marionmabelle]

“you look like a vampire” ok so basically what you’re telling me is that i’m serving insane cunt

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Gee I wonder where I got that idea from 😂

Okay here is another one, how did Robyn, descendant of Van Helising, meet and inevitably get together with Vampire!Winter ?

Hey, @agentayu!

My brain is absolutely fried from working on my class syllabus and teaching materials today, but let's see if I can come up with something for ya here.

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Robyn: (hunkering down for the night in a Mantle Hostel on a monster contract)

-TICK-

Robyn: (turns on a light)

Winter: (straddling Robyn's hips with black claws pointed at her throat) Care to explain what Van Helsing blood is doing in my family's territory?

Robyn: (blinks) ....Well....I would have hoped that I'd at least be taken to dinner.

Weiss: And that dumb line worked?!?!

Winter: It's still better than the lines I've heard your blonde friend say to the witch!

Weiss: (stares at Yang and Blake canoodling on the garden bench through the window) .....Fair.

[deathlywounded]

Yeah, yeah, I know. I’ll put myself on the corner on my own.

[venluming]

drew more adventure time characters (half are simon) as these meme photos i found on pinterest ✨

[8-0mph]

Forever and ever.

[violetplath]

[r0semultiverse]

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ORIGINAL MARCELINE OF THE WINTER KING'S UNIVERSE!? 😨

Is the implication that Ice King took her out with all of the other oozers or did the oozers end up killing her?? Either way, it seems that this Simon was not coping well with any of what was going on in his life. Living a life of hypocrisy & ruling a false kingdom.