i wanna be the willing victim of a vampire. the being a vampire part doesnt sound as cool because of the eternal life part but oh, to be bit by a homoerotic vampire
If you have to get dental surgery for new front teeth would you be able to request fangs? Like. I wanna be a vampire bitch if I am given the shitty hand of needing new teeth
i’m being so serious rn if assad zaman isn’t rawdogging eric bogosian on my tv screen in s2 i am going to raise anne rice from the grave and telling her that AMC is writing fanfiction and she needs to sue them
Me: [sees everyone talking about how Assad Zaman was "literally" coming up with RPF about himself and Eric Bogosian in an interview]
Me: ah, fandom's doing its little "interpret an innocent comment in Some Kind Of Way" thing again, let's go find the video and do our own critical thinking about what was actually said here--
Assad: What would happen if I said-- [words that cannot be interpreted as anything but RPF fanfic]