#vamp superiority

[artbysarf]

ARTFIGHT SO FAR!!

Character owners are (in order of appearance): 

1. https://artfight.net/~basiltooth

2. https://artfight.net/~nacht-raven

3. https://artfight.net/~starrymars

4. https://artfight.net/~placeholderworld…

5. https://artfight.net/~boobtape

6. https://artfight.net/~sunyracc

7. https://artfight.net/~igneriss

8. https://artfight.net/~jiggiees

9. https://artfight.net/~Mysteeria

[shopwitchvamp]

Lol sometimes ppl dont understand that morality policing is a) stupid as hell you cant actually expect everyone to be 100% Ethically Correct About Every Monetary And Personal Decision Ever Based On My Arbitrary Definition Of Moral and b) thats such a sad way to live life??? can you imagine spending your day wondering if the person you're buying from/listening to/watching is "morally good" why would you do that???

It's like they've never seen even a single episode of The Good Place 🙄

[godblooded]

also yes lord i am unapologetically a hater. for anyone who isn’t aware. this is what happens when you’ve been in fandom for so long and you NEVER like the popular one.

[twinktor-frankenstein]

More people should like resident enis

[narcvampp]

"Our guard dog bites"(in our intro) knowing anyone who comes within 5 feet of him is on our hitlist meanwhile he just sits back and watches us gain fame on our little platforms and cheers us on and supports eveerything we do and is our #1 fan and is just a little bundle of joy for us

We're the guard dog he's just ❤️ gxres just The Chosen One™️

[annabelle--cane]

it's funny how wildly vampire media varies on how much blood drinking is lethal. for some vamps, if they get lost in the sauce for even just seven seconds then you are a total goner, absolutely deadzo. for others, they can have a multi minute sloppy slurp sesh with you twice a week for months on end and you only feel a little woozy. the vampire claudia drained her whole boyfriend in less than half a minute but count dracula himself needed like four tries to exsanguinate one teenager with a sleep disorder. one of the many ways in which claudia is superior to dracula.

[crushedbyhyperbole]

Cherry Pie Kiss

Slice One

Pairing: Dean Winchester x fem!reader

Summary: The pie thief has struck again. You know who it is but how to prove it? The answer is on the tip of his tongue.

Words: ~900

A/N: So this is SPN fic number two. The idea of Dean being such a pie fiend that he would steal someone else's pie from the fridge and deny it afterwards, really amused me. I obviously didn't get the desire to kiss him out of my system after the first SPN fic I wrote so here's another one 😂 It's not smut but there is mild adult themes which is why I ask minors not to read or interact. Reader is as generic as I can make but I have referenced as female. I hope you enjoy, and as always, I value your feedback and comments 💖

Warnings: kissing, mild violence, bad language as standard. Dean is an asshole. Reader is a bit of an asshole too. They're probably made for each other.

*** Minors do not read or interact ***

Dean Winchester.  You hate him.  His arrogance, his smug superiority, the way he always acts like he’s untouchable… his goddamn pretty mouth.  Ugh!  Asshole!

You didn’t always hate him – you had known him for years, one hunter to another – but, since you had been forced to stay with both he and Sam in the bunker these last couple of months, he had really grated on your nerves. 

After your hunt of a large nest of vampires had gone wrong, you had become the hunted.  Your home decimated, your family too precious to put at risk by you staying with them; you had needed help.

Sam had insisted, so you agreed to stay with them until your vamp problem could be solved.  Only the nest turned out to be much bigger and far wider spread than you had first thought, and it was taking time for even the infamous Winchester brothers to put an end to.

The light in the refrigerator is stark as you stare inside.  It’s gone.  You slam the door, raging internally.  Why can you not have anything to yourself in this goddamn place?

“DEAN!”  You shout angrily at the top of your lungs, knowing he can hear you from his room down the hall, even with his music playing.

He won’t respond to you.  He never does.  Why should he?  You’re just some girl he’s got to put up with for a while.  Some girl he made a pass at that first week you were here, but you shut him down and he’s been an asshole to you ever since.

You storm up to his door and bray your fist against the wood as hard as you can.  “I know you’re in there!  Get your ass out here now!”  You shout and hammer your fist against the door until you hear him moving inside.

The door clunks as he unlocks it, and it swings open to reveal him stood in the doorway in a navy blue robe and slippers.  The light from his lamp is dim but warm, his music a moderate volume for the late hour.  He looks irritated that you’ve disturbed him, that quizzical frown and pout are a dead giveaway.  Good.

“What’s got your panties in a twist?”  He smirks at you.

“You!”  You push past him, and he doesn’t try to block you.

“What now?”

This isn’t the first time you’ve had this argument and it probably won’t be the last.  Whenever Sam isn’t around, Dean always does something to piss you off, like he’s trying to bait you.

“You ate my pie!  AGAIN!”

His expression is schooled into that self-righteous assuredness it always is when you confront him.  His hands go to his hips – which looks ridiculous because of the robe – and he shifts his weight onto his other foot.

“I don’t know what you’re talkin’ about.”  He says with a frown, and it’s entirely plausible that you’ve made a mistake, except it’s just the two of you here and you didn’t eat the damn pie.  “I haven’t seen any damn pie.”

“Oh yeah?!”  You square up to him, looking up into his eyes, unblinking, unphased.

“Yeah!”  He doubles down, firmly meeting your stare, leaning closer as if you would be intimidated by that.

It’s a short distance you need to cover and he is unprepared.  You expect him to push you away but he flounders, arms flailing and uncoordinated when you grip the lapels of his robe and pull him towards you.

When your lips meet he puckers up and blinks in shock, but you don’t give him time to realise what’s happening.  You wrap your arms around his neck and hold him tight as you slip your tongue between his lips, plundering his mouth.

It takes a beat, but he responds by gripping your hips and holding you against him, moaning into your mouth as he opens up to you.  The heat of his response takes you by surprise, but it shouldn’t have, really.  He’d wanted this since the first few days you were here.  Wanted you.

You ravage his mouth, your hands in his hair, making it messy as you practically melt into his arms.  His tongue plays perfectly with yours, his lips soft and yielding.  Dean Winchester is an exceptional kisser.  This fact makes you hate him even more.

As you pull back, breathless, Dean grins at you.  He looks happy and care-free, like the cat that got the cream.  Your face, however, holds a scowl.

“What’s wrong, darlin’?”  His expression changes to concern.

You lick your lips and it’s just as you thought, the sweet buttery goodness of pie crust and the pleasant tartness of sour cherry.  You slap him across the face – not hard but just enough to get his attention – and stride to the door leaving him confused.

“What the hell?!”  He rounds on you, his arousal tenting his robe.

“Don’t you dare eat my pie again.”

You leave your warning hanging in the air along with his frustration.  A smirk playing on your lips at the sight you had just left behind you; Dean Winchester with kiss-swollen lips and a hard-on for you.  It isn’t the worst thing you’ve seen but you still hate him, even if there’s now something else there along side it. 

[destinationtrekk]

has anyone suggested... vamp!reader x wesker...

perchance

this is...delectable.

I like to imagine it isn't all the supernatural - maybe reader works the night shift for RPD because...well duh. you and wesker have a ~flirtationship~ because you only ever see each other when coming and going from your opposite shifts.

you also ocassionally see each other when you get called onto the same crime scenes. one day wesker gets called in at like 3am to a body found in the woods, and you're already there with your team. you have your typical "hi captain..." flirty smile on and wesker smirks, wishing he was back at the office so you had some peace to actually catch up, until the murderer actually runs through the crime scene

the dogs haven't arrived yet, and half the officers are so shocked that he was hiding in plain sight that it's just you who takes off after him, followed closely by wesker.

wesker is surprised to find that even his superior physique has trouble keeping up with you. he loses you within a few minutes, and it's just the sound of a gunshot and scream that alerts him to your location.

what he stumbles upon is...concerning, to say the least. you're crouched over a body, blood running like a river from a gunshot wound on your thigh, but at the crunch of a leaf under his foot you turn to face wesker

your mouth is dripping blood, fangs practically shining in the moonlight of the clearing, and beneath you is...the murderer- throat ripped clean out. neither of you panic, though he can tell your energy is quickly dissipating from the pain of your injury. you're surprised and slightly... pleased to see that wesker isn't freaking out, trying to kill you himself or even asking questions.

he simply kneels next to you and starts wiping the blood off your face, a disgusted expression on his own. he smears the blood from his hands onto the culprit's shirt, and a little onto his own uniform. you can hear other officers approaching in the distance, dogs barking and snarling, and wesker leans in close with a deathly serious expression on his face.

"he was injured during his attack, which is why he stuck around the crime scene. he shot you during the chase, and we tried to keep him alive long enough to take him to the hospital, but he bled out during our efforts. you're in shock," his eyes bore into yours. "you're in shock, right?"

it takes you a moment to clear your head from pain and the blood frenzy of a fresh feeding, but you quickly retract your fangs and nod. "yes, captain, I'm in shock."

he seems to have a hint of a proud smile, but before he can respond the dogs appear from the trees, followed closely by their handlers and carious officers. wesker stands up and begins to explain, throwing orders around for forensics and medics and many things you don't hear, because... holy shit. you owe this man your life, for covering you and not killing you on sight.

you're going to have a lot to talk about tomorrow.

[crazyintheeast]

Ok but consider this for a writing prompt. A lonely unhinged and horny girl with nothing more to lose decides she really really wants to get bitte by a vampire and goes on a quest to make her dream come true. She goes to the most dangerous region full of vampire attacks, dresses in her sexiest dress she can find and then just walks around at night. But instead of getting bitten ......vampires avoid her like the plague because they all believe that she is a vampire hunter trying to lure them into a trap.

And after spending a few nights frutilessly trying to get bitten she realises that the vampires have fled from the region. So she goes to the next one and he same thing happens again. Instead of finally making her dream come true and biting her all the vampires simply flee. She gets a reputation as a deadly vampire hunter and she kind of goes along with it because why not? She gets paid handsoemly, she gets free lodings and honestly she could work with the fantasy of being a vampire hunter who gets ravaged by a vampire

So she gets some cheap armor and weapons and calls herself Vampire Hunter now. The weak vampires flee again but Masters Vampires come up to take the challenge. But every time a Master Vampire challenges her she proceeds to drop her weapons take off all her clothes and tell them to get her which absolutely freaks them out. They had heard legends of berseker warriors who fought naked and they didn't want this kind of crazy

Her legend began to spread,some began to say that she was an a demi goddess who had come to Earth to slay vampires, some said that she was a legendary warrior from Ancient Times some even said that she was the long lost Vampire Queen. This last rumor piqued the interst of the Vampire King. The Vampire King was a warrior who had dedicate his entire immortal existence to become the most powerful fighter in the world, the only one who could ever match him had been his Queen. He had killed her over three thousand years ago in a fierce battle that lasted two months on the North Pole with neither of them sleeping or eating. It had been a glorious culmnination of their love so to hear that someone was mentioned alongisde his Queen made him take action

Unlike the other vampires he had not been intimidated when our heroine stripped naked. On the contrary he had fought several bersekers over the millenia and while none had ever matched him they had been an amusing fights. The King had mastered ever martial arts in history of mankind to the point where he needed to only look at an oponnent to know how the fight would unfold. The slightest twitch of their muscles, the way they held themselves even the way they would breath would tell the King everything he needed to know. It had been five hundred years since he had needed more then a single move to defeat an oponent

But when he saw our heroine he froze. Nothing about her made sense. He expected her to have an opening or two. All true masters would leave openings to lure their oponent into a false sense of security. But here? They were countless openings, if he didn't know better he could swear that this woman didnt know how to fight at all. But no this was impossible, he couldn't smell even a hint of fear from her and he could feel how her blood was boiling in antication. There was only one expalnation. He was facing an oponnent so vastly superior that he was to her what a mere ant was to him. It was pointless to fight when he couldn't see through even a single one of her actions "At last my dream has come true. I have seen the perfect warrior. My apologies but my pride won't allow anyone else to take my life" he says and then he just kill himself releasing a wave of darkness all over the land . Every vampire in a hundred mile radius feels the death of their king and they flee in terror

The King's Hand was miserable the way she had been for the last fifty years. She had been a master blacksmith forging the best weapons in the world before the Vampire King kidnapped her and turned her into a vampire. Ever since then she had been his personal servant forced to create and maintain his weapons and to deal with his entire castle. The King only cared about being a warrior so it was just the two of them in the castle and she had to clean, she had accept tributes from all other vampires and to give them the commands of the King and a thousand other things...it was exhausting.

She had been almost happy to go on a trip to find this famous vampire hunter because frankly anything was better then maintaining a huge castle by herself and having to listen to a whiny Vampire King going on about past battles. She had not expected what they found. The girl was clearly a horny idiot without an ounce of self preservation. She expected the King to be furious and to go on a rampage but instead....he had killed himself. She just stared at the sheer idiocy of what happened only to witnes the girl start sneezing from the ashes of her master so hard that she slipped and knocked herself out. That couldn't have just happened right? The world was not this stupid right? After taking a few moments to collect herself she saw two possibilities in front of her. She could kill the idiot girl herself and try to make a name among the vampire community but she had never actually killed anybody and the thought of fighting all her life was exhausting. The other possibility was too crazy and stupid to even consider but.....what if she turned the idiot girl and presented her as the long lost Vampire Queen? Could this work?

[shopwitchvamp]

🎉🎊🎉 Congrats Tumblr followers, on surpassing my Twitter followers by 1 tonight!!

I think just a month or so ago, I had 2/3rds the followers here compared to Twitter. I'm really glad things have been very lively here lately as Twitter dies 😆!

[talesfromthecrypts]

Do you think that this high brow take “vampires are superior when they are scary looking” comes from people who desire to separate romance and horror?

On a very surface level yes but on a deeper level that is often rooted in misogyny and homophobia. I will explain.

Romance is still very much considered a "girl" genre, and in a patriarchal society like the one we live in anything considered feminine must be considered lesser. Many people in that case consider romance tainting their horror. Instead of, for instance, Twilight being criticized for several things it actual has done wrong (racism to the Quileute tribe, the Mormonism of it all) there is a "yucky girls and their romance" flavor to the criticism. You also see it in fandoms a lot ("only the straight girls like this" type of situation when often many of the fans are neither straight or girls). Also the rise of people who seem to think liking a romance in fiction leads to those fans thinking "wow I want that in my life" which is simply redressed "those stupid women will get ideas from reading". A fear of women having their own fantasies, especially darker fantasies.

As far as homophobia is concerned is no secrete that vampires are often metaphors for queerness and often straight up textually queer. In the mainstream culturally this has of course been mocked ("my review: not gay enough" you know). More masculine groups of course are incredibly defensive against this and monstrous "ugly"vampires are considered a safeguard against those scary queer feelings. In recent history this has come up in Baldur's Gate fandom spaces as many men jump at the chance to tell you they of course staked the queer man who was flirting with them, giving this or that reason, when it very much comes off as hatred of queerness. Lesbian vampires are way more accepted in the mainstream before the 21st century because of this.

And of course monster vampires never stopped sex and romance from being part of the genre. Nosferatu very famously wants that man's wife! Katrina in Vamp is a sex worker who once she seduces her victims becomes very monstrous.

All this to say again the answer is yes.

[dangermousie]

The way her hand falls off his face before he can grab it!!!

Seriously, the way Li Muge shoots his empty bloodied hand still trying to curl around her hand that's not there just as he's curling around her.

And he just starts screaming with tears on his cheeks and proof that vamp dental is superior. I am eating this upppp!

Love the way they shoot shadows...

And the clutching, mmm the clutching...

And you know things are about to go pear shaped!

Yeah, he's gonna turn her into a vampire, tho he knows this means he will slowly lose his powers and deteriorate and die in a few years. I AM UNWELL AAAAAAAAAAAA also bonus points for clutching while doing it and the focus on the bullet holes in his cloak...

God, I ship them so freaking hard, I have no words.

[liesmyth]

Whats your opinion on Twilight shipping, because me and my sister have been team Carlisle ever since seeing that deleted New Moon scene where he gives Bella stitches

Bella / Carlisle is THE superior Bella ship. While Edward pines for the pure virginal image of who he thinks Bella is, she should in fact fuck Edward's vamp daddy. It's even juicier if you consider that Edward lowkey has a crush on Carlisle also, and tbh Bella's dad seems to like him too. And Aro... Carlisle really is THAT girl.

[anexistingexistence]

Redacted Characters And Listeners That Should Not (under any circumstances) Be Handed a Gun:

-James (Will face first degree murder charges for killing several of his superiors.)

-Milo (Should face a first degree murder charge for killing at least one individual, but there is not enough evidence to make this possible.)

-Angel (Will lose the gun.)

-Kody (Because obviously.)

-Hush (OBVIOUSLY)

-Sunshine (Will kill off everyone in CloseKnit no questions asked [but would that be such a bad thing?])

-Guy (The worst he'll do is shoot a hole into the wall [on accident?] but that's already enough of a reason to never hand this man a firearm.)

-Bright Eyes ("Hey, Fred? Wanna find out how many bullets a vamp can take?" - "No thanks!" - "Chill out, I wasn't gonna test it on you." - "*sigh of relief* Oh thank god... Wait, you're not going to try and kill Vincent again, right?" - "Of course not!" - "Okay good." *silence* "Wait, Bright, no!")

[theanoninyourinbox]

NO THOUGHTS MORE SKYRIM WARRIORS AU - RACES

AS DIRECTED BY THE POLL The Races/Breeds of Skyrim! And Vamps and Werewolves (well, werecats)! Thanks to @jus-a-lil-mouse for letting me bounce off of them and giving me the Somali idea, and also @mothmans-w00ds you get a Serana!

These are the Races of Tamriel, with the most common Breeds being featured. The rest are as follows., with the note that ALL Races can produce Standard Issue Cats.

Argonians are near always Hairless, but some have sparse feathery fur on their head or down the spine. Their webbed feet make them excellent swimmers.

Khajiit always look like The Ancestors, the mighty Lions, Tigers, and more. They are Bengals, Savannah Cats, Toygers, and more.

Orcs are the flat-faced Breeds - Persians for the most part. They usually have magnificent long pelts, but many trim theirs to be more versatile in battle.

High Elves are Devon Rexes, Cornish Rexes, and rarely Selkirk Rexes. They claim that their magic and short fur makes them superior, but behind their backs, many point to the Argonians that many High Elves dislike.

Nords are enormous cats, usually with thick long fur. Norwegian Forest cats and Maine coons, almost always muscled and fierce.

Wood Elves are the smallest of the Tamriel Races, no matter the circumstances. Scottish Folds and Munchkins dominate their families, and their Standard Issue family are still very small.

Dark Elves are graceful and misunderstood by many. Orientals and long limbed, all Dark Elves have pointed fur patterns.

Imperials are British Breeds - Longhair or Shorthair, they are all welcome. The Imperials have the most diversity, with many intermarriages leading to many recessed genetics popping up.

Bretons are the most affable Breeds - Ragdolls are the majority. Their fur is either long or plush, and they are often underestimated.

Redguards are Somali, Mau, and desert Breeds. They are also the most likely to have tailless cats in their family trees, though they aren't always seen as a good omen.

Vampires can come from any Breed, and ALWAYS have visible fangs. Not all cats with visible fangs are well-fed vampires, however, and this has lead to innocents being accused. Hungry vampires are much more noticeable, with faded colors and bloody eyes.

Werecats are an interesting case. Some claim that they are infused with the spirit of the noble Wolf, and others call it a disease. The truth is that the Daedra Hircine has laid his Blessing upon cats, giving them aspects of His Own Face.

Aaaaand that's it for now! I'm thinking about Daedra next, but I'll be working on my [REDACTED] project first!

[starkerfestivals]

StarkerFestival's Extended AUpril!!

Hello everyone! Thank you to all the participants that joined us for our Valentine's Day exchange! We still have a few posts we're waiting on to close the event and once we have everything collected, we'll have a master post for the gifts.

Meanwhile– Us mods are extremely excited to announce our newest event! We are calling it Extended AUpril, and I believe we may have done something similar in the past.

For AUpril, we have made 2 community 4x4 bingos. The bingos will last all three months, and are light and dark themed. (Note: The prompts are themed this way. You do not have to do angst for dark prompts and fluff for light prompts. Feel free to be as creative as you want!)

Duration: This event will start today and last until the end of May.

Reminder: There is no obligation for these community bingos. Do them all, do exactly one prompt--it's completely up to you! Just make sure to tag properly.

Other Events:

March - There will be a list of 7 prompts dedicated to Omegaverse week (info post will be tomorrow). While it is a 'week,' this event will last the entire month of March.

Edit: This event is now live Here!

May - Mer-May week to be posted in May! Again, although it is a week's worth of themed prompts, it will last the entire month of May.

Below the cut are the written versions of the prompts.

Extra rules:

In order to get it reblogged, please @ us here, and feel free to use these hashtags! #StarkerFestivalsEvents , #SFAUpril24.

Crossovers are allowed and welcome for all prompts! Some of the prompts themselves are cross over prompts, please feel free to do so!

Edit: 1 prompt per content created. Multichapter fics can claim 1 prompt/chapter. Ex: One shot and moodboard = may claim up to 2 prompts)

You only have to complete one card to get a 'bingo.' We only separated the light and dark prompts for people who prefer to avoid angst! A bingo is four in a row for this event, meaning horizontal, vertical, or diagonal.

Tag every trigger appropriately, as always.

Have fun with it! This is to encourage AUs, not any specific prompts. Feel free to take it in any direction you want to.

Happy AUpril everyone!

Light Bingo AUs:

Royal

No Powers/Modern

Coffee shop

Education (Teacher, High School, College, etc.)

Celebrity (Actor, Singer, Streamer, etc.)

Artist/Author

Fix-it

Librarian

Star Wars

Magic (HP, Realism, Fantasy etc.)

Aged Up/Down

Angel/Demon

Lesbian Starker

Decorator

Soulmates

Cottage/Countryside

Dark Bingo AUs:

War/Military

YA Distopia (Hunger Games, Divergent, etc.)

Criminal

Superior Iron Man  

Supernatural (Ghost, Vamp, Alien, Were, etc.)

Firefighter

Game of Thrones

Detective 

Apocalypse

Break Up/Make Up

Blood

Lovers to Enemies

Stockholm Syndrome/Kidnapping

Historical

Hospital (Staff, Setting, Sick, Diagnosis, CI, etc.)

Mafia