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[i-demand-a-good-username]

Uh, anyway, Shane is actually besties with Sam (he'd rather die than admit it though) and they constantly do things to spite Joja and Sam can actually get a good reaction from Shane with some of his jokes. Sam and him were kind of awkward at first, but after a while Sam saw him at the saloon one day and went "HEY!! MY BUDDY SHANE!! COME PLAY POOL WITH US!!" so loudly across the building that everyone turned to stare and Shane almost sped-walked out of the place out of embarrassment (he def stayed and played pool but kept his head down to avoid stares).

Sam constantly talks about funny things Shane does and Abigail and Sebastian are like, "??? The quiet, grumpy town drunk??" But after Sam dragged Shane into so many pool games, Shane loosened up and started a tournament with the old arcade games between the four of them (he kicks everyone's asses at it) and now Seb and Abbi are starting to get it.

There's a competition between him and Sam on who can steal the largest item at Joja without getting caught (Shane has the lead with the pizza he gave farmer)

After Shane stops drinking, Sam is adamant on getting Shane to like joja-cola with him (he's not winning, unfortunately)

One time, Sam bet Shane that he could drink a 12-pack of Joja-cola during one break at work and threw up everywhere from the crazy amount of carbination it has (Even though Shane cried actual tears from laughter, Sam still owed him a pizza because Morris made Shane clean it 😭)

Shane will leave Sam maple bars in his work locker when Sam is having a hard time with his family and denies that it was him (Sam knows) His excuse when caught is that he and Jaz prefer the other donuts in the pack

Shane SUCKS at comforting others, but Sam appreciates the awkward conversation because it just means his buddy is trying to be a good friend.

They both run a secret page that basically makes fun of Morris by posting bad photos or just making a meme out of him

Uh, yeah, anyway. Sam and Shane are besties

[yubriamakesart]

Shortly after uploading this I saw a post where someone mentioned how Mr. Qi is canonically a creepypasta character now. And like. Surely. If you've read my webcomic. You know I can't resist that.

[salt-n-salt]

SO inspired by @bnnyteef ‘s tunnelers era Shane w the cute ass mullet post (linked here) that i just had to jump on board 🫣🫣 i like to think Marnie shows that framed pic to everyone she meets 🥺

[elementalwife]

One thing about me is I’m gonna play a video game and pick the worst guy to be obsessed with

[thyfleshc0nsumed]

What's the point of being butch as fuck if u aren't gonna be a little faggot about it

[waspgrave]

People getting mad at a theatrical trailer when this is what morrigan and varric looked like in their trailers. You look at his eyebrows right now. Look at them.

[puppetmaster13u]

Meme Prompt 11

A three-way crossover this time

[artsy-imogen]

✩ finally got this finished ^^! Krobus worrying about your safety gives me life 🤧💜 especially when you visit the mines

[flashbackdiamond]

Sharon Tate at Acapulco Film Festival in Mexico – 1968 source credit

[glowing-blue-feathermage]

Go blow up that Chantry sweetie.

[pigeonagere]

Stardew Valley and plushies! 🧸

[lucifer-kane]

happy birthday Warren godby!!!

[thatshowthingstarted]

Figurine, Nordic Bronze Age, Ca. 740-550 B.C.

Tollense Valley, Germany,

Bronze, 5.5 inches tall; weight 5.4 ounces

[jessitasquirrel]

Actually, I think it's very sexy when Elliott is drawn with prominent laugh lines and crow's feet

[little-pup-pip]

Maybe a gender neutral Stardew valley stimboard with paci and deco

Kinda!!

[illustratus]

The Rider of the Hippogriff battles Gradasso and Ruggiero as Pinabello watches (Orlando Furioso) by Gustave Doré