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[tubbytarchia]

Please keep drawing traffic/hermit hybrids inaccurately because who cares, they look cool

I say this as an animal nerd, I love to implement biologically/anatomically accurate elements into hybrid designs where applicable, but Im not gonna ususally choose to do that over whatever I think looks visually appealing. I have my gripes and peeves with some popular hybrid design headcanons, but ultimately, please keep drawing them however you want to, because you can (and to piss haters off further, for fun)

Don't care if you headcanon Pearl as transfem, draw her with male moth antennae anyway. Don't care if avian Grian logically needs a second set of pectoral muscles, just slap those wings on there wherever you want. Gem's own skin featured antlers and female deer don't even grow them, aside from reindeers, which I'm willing to wager was not what Gem was thinking or cared about. Keep drawing her with huge antlers

I don't know who needs this reminder but these are fantasy hybrids. Our inspirations in drawing them are based in reality but no fucking avian or hooved or dog people exist. A person with huge moth wings isn't realistic to begin with so who cares if you give her some antennae too. If you do you need to get a hobby

[fixing-bad-posts]

transwomen are women a woman is a woman

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[princessbrunette]

toxic ex rafe is sooo heart eyes especially if u consider the fact that u two are broken up but that doesn’t change his feelings for u he’s always the one you’re gonna run back to and he’ll welcome u with open arms :( talking about ‘you just needed to come back to your senses, uh’

ugghwhhehhsddndns i’d be on the floor. dead

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all teary eyed at his doorstep, letting him wipe your tears away with fake sympathy on his face.

“you’re just bad for me, rafe.” you mewl, looking up at him desperately like you just didn’t know what to do. there’s that helpless expression he missed so much!

“i’m bad for you oh okay— if i’m so bad for you, sweetheart… why are you here? what, you tellin’ me that ‘nice guy’ of yours didn’t inevitably treat you like shit? n’you just had to come crawlin’ back on your hands n’knees to the big bad mean rafe cameron. that right? did—did i get that on the nose, baby?” he tilts his head and you look at the floor, unable to meet his eye.

he scoops you chin up to look at him anyway. “i must be so bad huh? lettin’ you come back here, where you belong… knowin’ i’m gonna take you upstairs, make you cum, wipe those tears away. hm… yeah… i’m awful.” he shuts the door behind you, pulling you in.

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[harbingersglory]

Perhaps the Shogun Puppet and Sara (both trans) sharing the reader? The puppet offering up a volunteer (reader) as a reward for Sara’s devoted years of service, that quickly ends up with the reader getting spitroasted between them. Sara has the privilege of claiming the reader’s pussy (and by extension, their womb and eventual firstborn child) while the Shogun takes their mouth—this is meant to be Sara’s reward after all.

{☆} characters kujou sara, raiden shogun [ puppet ] {☆} notes drabble, fem reader, sub reader, transfem kujou sara, transfem raiden shogun {☆} warnings 18+ content, breeding kink, restraints, fingering, face fucking

Kujou Sara was many things– loyal, devoted and first and foremost a soldier. There was little time between a strict schedule for anything but honing herself like a dulled blade. She assumed she simply did not care for worldly pleasures, but now..

Her throat feels impossibly dry, her palms clammy as she tries to ignore how tight fitting her uniform feels all of a sudden. She cannot look away from the meek figure at the feet of the Shogun, her Archon, stripped bare and tied in an intricate display of winding ropes that accentuate your figure– she feels lightheaded at the sight, a broken groan tumbling from her lips, just barely muffled in time by her trembling hand.

"A reward," The stoic, unyielding voice of the Shogun rings in the room like the swing of a blade, cutting through the thick air with the ease befitting of such an imposing figure. "For your service, General Kujou." She gestures so easily to you, as if presenting an object to be owned rather then a person– she cannot find it in herself to dispute it. You are..beyond words. Ethereal, even as you are bound in tight ropes and left at the mercy of an Archon and a tengu.

"..I am honored by your generosity, Almighty Shogun." Sara replies quickly and stiffly, her eyes never drifting far from your body– always drawn back. "Yet you are still hesitant." The Shogun snaps back coldly, eyes narrowed– her shoulders grow stiff in tension, her mind scrambling for an excuse, yet she cannot manage to speak a word.

"If this reward is not suitable.." Sara nearly balks at that, her hands twitching and her teeth aching in an urge she thought long buried. Try as she might, she cannot ignore the desire she feels towards you..and she cannot simply refuse a reward from the Shogun herself. Archons, she is a weak woman, she realizes– her will broken by a pretty face..

"..It is suitable, Almighty Shogun."

Yet she steels her resolve like a honed blade, kneeling before her "reward" and clasping your ankles in her calloused hands– your skin is smooth, at least compared to her own, as she eases your legs apart. Archons, you are even more gorgeous up close. The satisfied hum of the Shogun, watching with piercing eyes as she claims her reward, spurs her on. She leans close to your face, cupping your jaw in her hand and taking a moment to appreciate your features. The bob of your throat as you swallow, the haziness of your eyes..she leans down further, pressing almost reverent, apologetic kisses to your jaw, exhaling heavily against your skin.

She cannot stop herself now. The sickly sweet scent of shampoo, likely the courtesy of the Shogun, fills her lungs and makes her feel dizzy. You're like a fine dessert and she wants to devour you.

Even still, however, she keeps a close eye on your face– watching the slightest changes like a hawk. She leans away from spots you seem to show discomfort from, pressing more kisses and nips to the spots that have your breath hitching in your throat. She likes it– seeing you beneath her like this..Archons, her uniform feels so suffocating now, her cock straining against it.

But she wants to take it slow, if only for her own inexperience. She wants to see your face twisted in pleasure, not discomfort.

So she takes her take unraveling you, her chapped lips kissing down your throat to your chest, the barest hint of bruises marring your skin as she drags her tongue across your nipple, a low growl building in her throat at the way you arched your back into her mouth. It's so distracting that she almost forgets the Shogun stands above her, watching like a statue as her hand slips between your thighs to sink a finger into your cunt– and how easily she does so, your thighs already sticky with arousal. She is slow in her movements, fingering you more like a lover, intimate in a way that feels foreign to her.

"You're so pretty," She murmurs in a haze, words slurred through the fog of desire, sighing softly against your shoulder as she eases another finger inside you, her tongue finding your other nipple. "Does this feel good?" Her eyes meet your own as she presses a kiss to your chest, practically pleading for the answer to be yes– she wants the validation, to know she's making you feel good, at least as good as she feels. Her touch is still uncertain and clumsy, but she has always been a quick learner.

It does not take long before you unravel beneath her, your squishy walls squeezing around her fingers as she eases you through your climax.

Your cum sticks to her fingers when she pulls her hand back, her own breath hitching in her throat as she swipes her tongue across her digits– had she not been in such a daze, she might've been embarrassed, but the taste upon her tongue only made the fog worse. She almost considered burying her face in your cunt for a better taste, but her cock was..painfully hard. So with a hint of reluctance, she fumbled with her uniform, tugging her aching cock free with a broken groan.

For a moment she almost seems embarrassed by your stare, her hands pushing your thighs further apart– but the look of raw need..it matches her own, feeding the almost animalistic urges that urge her to claim you, to push your legs up to your chest and fill your womb till it's bursting with her cum. Archons, she wants to. Just seeing her cum spilling out of your cunt would be enough.

Her nails dig into your thighs as she aligns her cock, dragging the tip through your folds before gently sinking into your cunt. It almost breaks her– the tight, wet heat of your folds around her drags a whine unbidden from her throat, breaths coming out in shallow panting. Her grip on your thighs tightens as she presses a shaky kiss to your chest, satisfied by the moans that tumble from your own lips. She wonders what it would be like to kiss you, but the thought is swept from her thoughts as quickly as it came, her cock slowly stretching your cunt around her, forcing you to take every inch.

You've never looked prettier in her eyes.

But her moment of admiration and awe is short lived, her body falling into complete stillness as she watched the Shogun step forward– Sara can feel her stare through the back of her head, sweat beading on her brow and her throat so dry it's difficult to swallow. Rather, instead of whatever Sara expected, the Shogun kneels.

It's only now she sees the twitching cock between her own legs, stilling any protests that bubbled up in her throat. She watched, transfixed as the Shogun slid a thumb past your lips, tilting your head back enough for her to sink her cock into your waiting mouth. The sight of it makes her heart stutter in her chest, her own cock twitching inside you as she bucks her hips instinctively, hissing at the sudden burst of pleasure.

Sara doesn't dare to speak up, but she can't help but feel transfixed by the way your throat bulges around the Shogun's cock, her hands digging deeper into your thighs. The ease in which you take the Shogun makes her wonder if you were hers– the idea of fucking the Shogun's pet..she was surprised to find the idea so enticing, her hips snapping harshly against yours as she fit herself fully inside your cunt, hands clasping your thighs to the point even her hands were beginning to ache.

The Shogun was still watching her, she could feel it, but it felt less suffocating and more..curious, maybe. Whatever rhythm Sara set, the Shogun would adjust, the gentle rolling of her hips accentuated by the short thrusts into your mouth. She felt dizzy at it all, burying her face against your chest and sliding her hands up your hips, along your ribs, clutching you tightly against as she pulled her hips back, nearly slipping out of your cunt altogether before snapping her hips forward harshly, the slap of skin making her groan.

She couldn't help it anymore– she needed to claim you, to see your face contort in pleasure as she claimed your cunt, filled you to the brim with her cum..she wanted it so badly it made her feel dizzy. A part of her wonders if the Shogun would even let her impregnate you, but she didn't care– she'd try anyway. Even if she had to fill you up again and again, as many times as it took.

Sara's gentle thrusts quickly crumbled into something much rougher, all sense forgotten at the promise of claiming you– of making you hers, from your cunt to your womb, and even your mouth, if she ever got the chance. She was practically an animal in her desperation, stretching your cunt to fit her with every harsh thrust and growling against your chest, leaving visible bruises and bites on your chest. The Shogun matched her with a robotic rhythm of her own, the sound of you gagging around the Shogun's cock making her shudder, her eyes following the drool dribbling down your face.

It was far more arousing then she wanted to admit, watching the Shogun use your throat while she used your cunt, giving you no room to breathe.

It is with a great reluctance that she pulls her gaze away from you and the Shogun, burying her face against your chest once more as the pressure builds, her lips caught between her teeth until the taste of iron flooded her taste buds. But she had no time to dwell on it, pressing her hips firmly against your own with a muffled groan as the pressure exploded, her cum painting your walls, still bucking into you in short thrusts.

She could only imagine the image of your throat being filled by the Shogun's own climax, her lungs straining as she gulped down air between shaky moans, pressing a kiss to your chest.

She was far from done with you, but you deserved at least a moment of respite before she filled you all over again.

[valyrfia]

don't feel like you have to respond to this if you don't want to but....what are your hottest, potentially cancellable takes on grid dynamics in the 2024 grid?

Dear lord I have a few. It's worth saying that @tsarinablogs and I are a hive mind at this point, so most stuff you see on either of our blogs we have communed about (and she's spoken about it a lot more than I have) but with great trepidation and no real desire to elaborate further:

Max and Charles are a lot closer than they let on. Not best friends, but I'm talking probably have drinks once a month, they're too familiar with each other to just be coworkers

Not really grid dynamics, but Charles travels Monaco on a scooter with a nondescript helmet for when he doesn't want to be spotted

Charles and Carlos are the fakest friends you've ever seen but even they get convinced by their own mind games sometimes

Lando likes being friends with a world champion a lot more than he likes being friends with Max

Max likes Lando a lot more than Lando likes Max

Max and Daniel aren't close at all anymore

Carlos and Lando do play it up for the bit but they are genuinely close friends

Pierre and Esteban definitely attempted reciprocal murder at some point in the last year

Charles and Pierre's friendship wouldn't work if Pierre was a better driver

Charles can be traced back to a lot more of the drama than people think

Only drivers that Charles, Lewis, Max truly respect on the grid are each other (Fernando is in a special category that does not permeate our understanding of respect)

George is only tolerable if you let him think he's the smartest person in the room

I have more, but these are the ones off the top of my head.

[myfairkatiecat]

Okay guys I was debating making a post about it but I’m just going to make a short one with just the root of the point

You’re allowed to criticize media you enjoy, especially the writing itself, but if there’s something about the content of the story being told that isn’t your thing, that’s not an objective issue with the author

If you’re reading KOTLC and you really dislike sokeefe, you can either keep reading for the other stuff in the story that you like, or you can stop reading because it really ruins it for you, but what you really shouldn’t do is act like Shannon’s done something wrong by writing sokeefe into the story she wants to tell, I mean that’s actually pretty disrespectful to the author. You don’t have to LIKE her story, but she’s not objectively doing something wrong just because it isn’t the choice you would have made

For example: if Shannon made sophitz canon that would definitely not be my thing. However I would keep reading kotlc for my enjoyment of the story she was telling. I would not come into tumblr and start picking out every issue with their relationship, calling it terribly unhealthy (unhealthy dynamics can be storytelling devices btw) and saying therefore Shannon has made an objectively wrong decision that ruins her own story. That would just be disrespectful, not just to other shippers but to Shannon herself!!

That’s all I’m gonna say unless someone miraculously misses the entire point of this post to a terrible degree

Have a great day

[bixels]

Hey, big fan of your art, especially your Grand Galloping 20s AU! I’m sorry if this is kind of a weird question, but I’ve been trying to figure it out and I just can’t place what GGG Applejack and fluttershy’s ethnicity is. Sorry if this is weird I just adore headcanons about a character’s ethnicities and languages bc I’m a child of immigrants and love seeing diversity in media. Anyways, keep up the great work!

Ok, but in all seriousness.

In this AU, AJ is White Anglo-Saxon Protestant (but she has one branch in the family tree who're Hispanic. Rosita is technically a very distant cousin). Félicie's parents are white French immigrants, which is why she speaks both English and French.

I bold the first phrase because I know this is not a common head canon for these two (I really love Arab Fluttershy). I hope people don't interpret this as some sorta head canon or representation erasure.

[is-your-blorbo-neurodivergent]

is he autistic?

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[jq37]

it’s really important to me that Oisin is not evil and adaine dates him i just think she deserves a nice dragonborn buff loser boyfriend

OBVIOUSLY I say this with the caveat that if Siobhan/Adaine aren't interested that's totally valid.

But also COME ON. How cute would it be?

-She gets another wizard in her social life who will actually understand when she says stuff like, "Abjurative grammar is prescriptive."

-Summer Nights "Tell Me More, Tell Me More" energy from the other Bad Kids and Aelwyn.

-Hot, dorky nerd who thinks she's really cool (because she is) to hype her up.

-She gets to shove his defection to their side in Kipperlilly's face which she'd love because she is a petty bitch first and a wizard second.

What's not to like? Also, Brennan is behind a lot of super cute romantic content in D20 (he's gotten lines I really love as Ayda, Esther, Hob, and Dale just off the top of my head) and I think Adaine deserves some of that as she's in the midst of her third potential apocalypse.

As a treat.

[gayaest]

what does (msn) mean for autism?

“Level 1 - Level 2 - Level 3” in the DSM.

(LSN) Low-Support needs, (MSN) Middle-Support needs, (HSN) High-support needs.

I was in special ed my entire life, as well as discovering (others) I was autistic was very early on (Kindergarten). I’ve always needed extra support specific to my autism, more than LSN autistics need (which is not to say they do not need support — all autistics need some type of support, this is just to help others know how much).

MSN, means that I need substantial help in my day-to-day life to be able to stay alive and functioning. I need a daily caregiver, someone to help me bathe, clothe, food, clean, etc. I wasn’t able to work, go to school myself without some type of accommodations and help from an “aid” or caregiver. I would never have been able to live alone even if I wasn’t physically disabled, because I was always mentally disabled (Autistic).

I just happen to have become physically disabled as well. My old therapist said that Autistic individuals have a higher chance of developing auto-immune disorders and disabilities due to the way the brain and body are connected and work. Especially if that coincides with severe and ongoing trauma, which causes the nervous system to “break down” and immune system to become, well… less immune.

I hope this makes sense, I spent like, 45 minutes writing this to make sure it sounded right.

[arcanegifs]

i love how the whole fandom has just silently agreed that caitlyn has big boobs.

and vi thinks so too :)))

[audioroleplayconfessions]

I always thought it was the cringiest thing when people learn riptide on the ukulele and try to use it to serenade their crushes. So tell me how Jean from The New Jersey Rats managed to rizz me up doing exactly that? I am in disbelief. I refuse to accept that I fell in love with a man who plays the ukulele but it happened anyway.

It's dark magic I tell you. Dark magic!

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[suchawrathfullamb]

Unpopular opinion: I do not care for Alana and Margot in fact anything Alana related makes me sleepy. Margot and Freddie? Absolutely. Margot and Bedelia? Accepted. Margot and Chiyoh? Needed actually now that I think about it. But her and Alana gives zero content, Caroline wanted to have sexy scenes with Katharine (literally said on dvd commentary) so it wasn't natural, it was just a forced plot to make up for the fact that Fuller acknowledged that Alana was a plot device and that "she deserved better" (quoting him) so he turned 360 degrees and got her with Margot but where's the fire where's the passion where's the lesbian obsession? No they are not interesting, they could've served more but they just used them to please the male audience with that "surreal" sex scene between conventionally attractive women but refused to do the same with the men because oh what a sin anyway

[istadris]

Luigis’ kicked puppy demeanour enchants me…. there’s just something about the way his eyes glitter when he cries that’s too cute. No wonder villains are possessing/controlling/kidnapping him every other day.

idk what that says about me but it’s just something I’d like to get off my chest. 🤷🏻‍♀️

HGNNNNN I FEEL YOU SO MUCH ANON !!

I want to hold him gently in my hands and feed him his favourite food just to see his eyes light up and have him make his little moustache smile.

I also want to shake him like a dog toy and make him curl on himself with that look of fear and confusion.

He makes such cute little noises and faces when he's scared and vulnerable, he's baby, he's submissive and breedable, he's adorable, I want to bully him without any mercy.

In fact I want everyone to bully him or coddle him in their own ways.

I want Bowser to toy with him like he does with the moustache in the movie and chew him.

I want Peasley to sweep him off his feet with a dazzling smile and a pretty flower.

I want King Boo to invade his personal space with a horrifying grin and make him squeal in fright.

I want Peach to give him one innocent little peck on the cheek on purpose to make him blush and fluster.

I want DK to give him a big ass noogie and call him a nerd.

I want Mario to hold him and mercilessly tickle him until he's crying with laughter.

I want Daisy to pick him up like he's weighting nothing and call him sweetie and make his heart go bim babadimbadaboumboumboum

I want Dimentio to play twisted mind games with him until he's losing his mind.

I WANT TO MAKE HIM EVERYONE'S BITCH BUT ALSO THE PRECIOUS DARLING BABY GIRL OF THE ENTIRE MARIO VERSE

[garbagechocolate]

They broke the laws of FNAF???? Excuse me??? I wish I never looked. I just wanna meme their account now lol

anon the only rule of fnaf is to not do anything with the children

respect people's ships you goofy

[l3viat8an]

Argumentative!Mc and Luci? (since Luci was a straight up bitch for the first few lessons)

Oooh yea- this is just rambling soksjd

In the first few lessons Lucifer will straight up walk away.

Like he is not going to ‘waste his time arguing with a human’, you can even follow him and try to argue but it’s more or less completely pointless and Lucifer thinks he has better things to do.

Unless you actually strike a nerve- but then the most likely outcome there is; you get hung from the ceiling for a little bit or until you apologize to Lucifer…

Slowly he will start listening more to see if you actually have a good point for your argument, if you don’t or you’re just trying to piss him off for no reason he’ll still just walk away, again he’s not going to ‘waste his time’.

But if he thinks you have a good argument he’ll listen, trying to see the argument from your point of view and maybe ever communicate properly. which you already know is hard for him. Lucifer has to swallow his pride a bit first. But it’ll be awhile before that happens.