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yo-yo-yoshiko · 3 months ago

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Real conversation I had recently. Its HIS DAY!!!

#kamen rider gavv #funny if you know me i guess maybe??#(gekkan shoujo) nozaki moment lol. interested in valentine's day for a stupid reason #came up while talking gavv cause i was like.... 'i was so excited for valentine's day this year i forgot that halloween existed"#'Toku tumblr might be really fun on Feb 14 this year' i think is what i said ldfkjaelk not that its not fun most weeks #which is saying something cause for the first time in my life i can remember what day valentine's is on lmao!#don't let me down Valen nation lmao!#wouldn't it be hilarious if we were all like.... dying from some kind of mid-season drama that time in february???#jokingly willing this into exsistence like face-heel jeramie last year lets gooooo waahaha #i'm already clenching in anticipation of next week lol i'm beating my chest lets DO this #i gotta change my blog title back.... i JUST changed it lmao

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bossybigeyes · 1 year ago

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#the terror #the terror amc #thomas jopson #james fitzjames #george hodgson #henry collins #henry thomas dundas le vesconte #edward little #liam garrigan #tobias menzies #christos lawton #trystan gravelle #declan hannigan #matthew mcnulty #did i have the idea for the edward one and find it so funny i had to make the others for the post to work #who is to say #valentines day #the terror shitposting

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stellar-collective · 1 month ago

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Since Christmas is getting close, how about the IEYTD cast in Christmas related outfits?

(If you're still taking requests, of course. Please feel free to ignore if you're not.)

these were very fun to design!! might have to do a sequel with some of the other characters…

#Phoenix’s sweater says “BE AFRAID” to poke fun at the angels iconic “FEAR NOT” thing #i gave Juniper a Scrooge inspired fit for no other reason than i thought it’d be funny i think he rlly likes christmas #the grinch might make more sense bc green but whatever i already drew it and i think he turned out cute #Prism is going to be finding red glitter in her hair until valentine’s day haha #thanks for the ask!#ieytd #i expect you to die #agent phoenix #reginald crane #the handler #john juniper #dr prism #roxana prism #my art

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suddencolds · 9 days ago

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.(personal)

#signing off for some time #i have some things to sort through 🫡#please expect something relating to au yvverse on valentines day! (i will be back by then)#a non-snz journal entry before i leave (not expecting anyone to read this):#i think writing humor is an interesting challenge #i remember reading a book in uni where i thought the narration was very interesting and pleasing and sharp #but then reading the reviews for it half a year later and seeing people say 'i couldn't stop laughing when i was reading this' / 'people #on the train were giving me weird looks because i was laughing so hard / this is the funniest book i've read all year' etc. and i remember #feeling distinctly confused... i had not registered that the irony and the sharp commentary were supposed to be funny; they were simply #texturally interesting to me 😭 i also remember submitting a short story draft and having a professor say in workshop 'your writing is very #funny. it reminds me of [movie he liked] which i also found to be very funny'#and i was like 😃❓ (i had also not intended for the story to be funny. but i thought it was a compliment that he read it that way)#humor is so inexplicable to me #i'm working on a series which i actively want to be funny and every time i write out a joke i'm like... fretting a little internally #like do i even know what humor is 😭😭 it's like this relay race exercise where (1) i hand off a scene and (2) the audience interprets it as #playfulness... neither of us is allowed to drop the baton in order for this to work 🏃‍♀️ it's a little scary??!! it feels so vulnerable #i think it's an interesting problem... trying to find all of these little pockets where i can modulate the tone towards playfulness #alsooooo unrelated... these days i find myself feeling the instinctive need to apologize to everyone 😭 i thought i would be fine #but now looking at myself i'm like... girl something is broken here 😭‼️ i tried rephrasing this in like 10 different ways and #nothing seemed right. anyways for good measure: i am sorry #truthfully i still feel like just half a person sometimes #perhaps i shall reemerge from this break metamorphosed into someone more tolerable 🐛 -> 🦋

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hoovesandfloorpaws · 3 months ago

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H: "I would describe him more as funny and handsome and rugged." L: :'D H: "..and bit more manly." L: "Thank you. Thank you. ... Thank you, Dangerous Dave." H: 😏 L: "Oh! :"D" H: "I'll get you for that tonight." L: 😳��

#larry stylinson #the words they say are really only 50% of what makes this whole interview so iconic and wild #their body language is OFF the chain my god #a masterpost of all interview parts are under the 2nd link #because this interview is e v e r y t h i n g #funny and handsome and rugged and manly #ok harry do go on #I'll get you for that tonight #okay harry what else?#these tags are longer than chop suey's eyelashes #Paris 2012 #video #2012 #Valentine's Day Larry #larry #mine #interview

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pharawee · 1 year ago

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Faust sold his soul to Mephistopheles like I've sold my soul to you.

#7 days before valentine #7 days before valentine the series #jet somjet #atom nathaphop #7daysbeforevalentineedit #thai bl #thai drama #bl drama #bl series #funny how sun says this #but then the imagery turns him into mephistopheles #by pharawee

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coralcatsea · 9 months ago

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Wow this scene of Hetalia sure was wild

It happened in a veeeery special edition of the manga released only in my brain

#ukus #edit #wfsn #suggestive #actual scenes used:#1. Buon San Valentino panel where England gives America chocolate for Valentine's Day #2. That strip where America says he wants England to dress up in a sexy outfit and sway his hips provocatively to “distract the enemy”#America are you sure YOU won't be the one who gets distracted??#hetalia #hws #aph #aph England #aph america #usuk #usukus #hws england #hws america #also yes I intentionally left in the munches and what America said because I thought it was funny

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ruby-static · 11 months ago

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This little dialogue is everything to me-

#Static screams into the void #Static plays FO4 #Vincent Tannis #Nick Valentine #(I need to finally post art about this dude- I'm losing it. But I've been busy.)#If there was ever a Nick/SS dialogue that perfectly fit the dynamic I have in mind for Nick and Vinny- it's probably this.#Man why do I always get the approval dialogues in the middle of combat-heavy quests-#(This is during hunter/hunted)#I also got one of Piper's approval dialogues while in Kellog's base.#Also kinda funny he says 'we've been travelling together so long.'#Sir- it's barely been a day or two since your first approval dialogue #and the ONLY reason I got your second is because this quest has so many damn terminals.

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sincericida · 1 year ago

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Hello, yesterday we were very busy... We were doing our Valentine’s thing, me and my long-distance boyfriend.

(jealous they'll say it’s photoshop)

(inspiration)

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lanternlightss · 4 days ago

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writing bard of ven. makes me experience a level of cuteness aggression unknown to mankind

#AAAGGHDJDJD #sorry .. im splitting my attention between the wingfic and Valentine’s Day fic #i need to bite them .#like a squeaky toy #oh venti u are so down bad it’s not even funny 😭#ven vc ppl don’t ask for help during windblume !!#lumi going 🤨: … what is the reason ur not asking for help then #ven: uh oh !!! well would u look at the time traveler —#this is so #funny .#im making him yearn so severely but hes refusing to do anything abt it #I LOVEEEE unspoken desires . did u know this #imiss them #lantern says stuff

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bulkheadbignaturals · 1 year ago

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Posts this after months (a year maybe?) of not posting any content. Goes offline never to post anything again for months.

#valentines day #belated Valentine’s Day #king candy #wreck it ralph #valentines cards #yeah idk what to say #also today is the 2 year anniversary of me going to a psych ward in sophomore year cuz I vented on a google doc on my school account #tees my hees #funny valentines

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the-valiant-valkyrie · 1 year ago

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i think solaris has nearly gotten herself 'fired' for a myriad of different reasons- with plenty of her personal offenses being what zor would consider severely insubordinate. but i think the stupidest thing she was almost nearly punished for was getting into a vicious debate with the doctor because they had the gall to assume dark chocolate was better than milk

#ieytd #commander solaris #dr zor #i'll tag them too what the hell #headcanons #a stupid one but one i'm incredibly passionate about #patriotism is only funny when solaris does it #i saw a post a couple months ago maybe saying how solaris would prefer dark chocolate. WRONG. sorry but youre WRONG #switzerland literally INVENTED milk chocolate. she's scarfing that shit down like its her last meal before she gets executed dawg. sorry.#i think she's incredibly pretentious about chocolate. i think she gets it imported from home because it sucks everywhere else.#her One snobbish behavior #yes i am thinking abt this because valentines day is coming up no i don't want to talk abt it #i have other seasonal solaris stuff coming up in the future probably maybe #also yes by 'punished' and 'fired' i do mean brutally murdered. i think zor would have murdered solaris over the grave chocolate offense #were she not still of use to zoraxis at the time. they're that kind of guy to me

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love-overdrive · 9 months ago

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Instead of reading normal children’s stories to Mary, Funny Valentine reads her the Constitution so she can sleep.

#rambles #byyyyeee him one day ‘changing it up’ and reading her the Gettysburg address #‘you know darling I was there fighting that war. I even heard Lincoln himself say this’ aah conversation #I can’t take him seriously he’s so funny (hah) to meme on #mary 7 #mary valentine #she’s like 5 and is all ‘oh papa can we read the Declaration of Independence tonight ?🥺’#dweebs

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major-fukkup · 9 months ago

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Ahhhhhhh there's this guyyyy at work and I've been like 97% sure for a lil bit now that he LIKES likes me and we friended each other on FB recently n he just messaged me asking if I'm married or have a boyfriend and AHHHHH now I have anxiety I told him no bc it's the truth but I don't know what to say next if he asks anything else 💀

#I am actually going to die #real shit #I do like him btw but I don't think I LIKE like him #tho since I've seen this coming for a while now I've thought about what it might be like dating him and #I can't say I think it would be the worst #I just #I am not looking for a relationship right now or possibly ever and I don't see a future with anyone in particular #besides my friends and family of course #like I don't want to reject him 'cause he's super sweet and kind and also funny but also. I suck at relationships. so bad #I know I'm going to fuck it up if we start dating. or. or maybe I won't. but that was my mistake last time I dated someone.#I thought that maybe this time I could do it right. and I didn't. I fucked it up. actually the last three times.#I just don't think I'm meant to have one and now it's not really something I want anymore. but also in the back of my mind I really would #like to have. SOMEONE. who's always there for ME. who I put before myself and who appreciates the things I do for them.#someone to give lil gifts to. maybe flowers if they like them. Valentine's Day dates or a box of candy. kisses goodnight. Idk SOMETHING.#I am gonna think about this real hard. and maybe I'll see if he wants to hang out outside of work sometime. nothing serious just to chill #except that I don't have transportation #just know that I am screaming internally and also it's 2:38 AM and like the worst time to think about important things.

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risingsunresistance · 2 years ago

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#really needed this post thank you hypixel. i just deleted the tumblr app again 👍#today is so annoying oh my god IT'S JUST A HOLIDAY LET PEOPLE BE HAPPY-#STOP GOING UP TO OTHER PEOPLE'S CUTE SAPPY POSTS AND SAYING YOU HATE TODAY #WE GET IT. LOVE HOLIDAY CRUEL AND EVIL. GROW UP 😭#im not redownloading for a while i am now desktop exclusive #probably for the best tbh considering. well the app just sucks now #anyways wanted to post this bc 1) funny 2) i want to send this to so many ppl's dms PLEASE touch some grass #i love complaining #happy valentine's day. if people even let you be happy. im not even making a post abt it #if i made a cute post and someone acted like this to me i'd be at their front doorstep lmao #chat #hypixel

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peculiar--princess · 10 months ago

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Thinking of all the kind souls I met while in treatment&residential… I could cry 😭

#my first day admitted was v day and a councilor made me a Valentine’s Day card and so did a patient so that I would feel welcomed & loved #every friday we would give each other notes to say we were proud of them after a hard week or w/e they needed to hear #One time I was very overstimulated during mindful movement class from the music and a patient just sat with me and didn’t say much just #so I knew I wasn’t alone #or how my friend to this day would give me a hug whenever I was crying and I’d feel safe and protected #&&& also how everyone snuck out at night to cause a lil trouble like flipping the therapists name tags & some patients even made a bingo #game for stealing stuff ( I never did but it was funny for people to steal something like a spoon for no reason )#so many good memories and I wish I could reunite with all of those kind souls and hug them and remind them that I’ll always love them #😭😭#personal

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