#val goes absolutely feral

[prttyvalentine]

hey!! I really REALLY wanted to make do request to someone, so I hope you’re up to write it! How about a fluff/smut fic with a fem reader that has been dating Val for months but haven’t told him that she’s still being a virgin?? That would make me so happy!! Anyway, thank you so much for writing all this ✨BEATIFUL✨ fics!! Bye!!!

Valentino x fem! virgin! reader

In which Valentino finds out that reader is a virgin and immediately goes feral, just foaming at the mouth over the idea of corrupting her.

warning for dubcon and just Val being a manipulative, possessive boyfriend in general. Don’t like don’t read: it’s fiction.

Explicit smut and mature content under the cut!

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Valentino had found out that I was a virgin by walking in on me masturbating- After he’d tried to initiate sex under the guise of ‘helping me out,’ I had nervously told him no, and explained that I was a virgin.

And I knew Valentino was possessive, but nothing could’ve prepared me for that absolutely feral light in his eyes the moment he realised that I was being serious, that I was in fact a virgin. He looked at me like I was a piece of meat, like he was ready to fucking pounce on me at any moment.

“You’re a virgin, mi amor? Like… you’ve never been with anyone else before, at all?”

“Well, until I met you, I was a kissless virgin…”

“So you're telling me that you’ve never had a man inside this precious little pussy before?”

“When you put it like that… no. But the thing is, I don’t know if I’m ready.”

“Shhh, princessa… I know you’re nervous, but I think I know what’s best for you- no, what’s best for us.”

Valentino would crawl up the bed and then pull me on his lap, making me straddle his thigh. Every time he shifted on the bed, I could feel his thigh brush up against my bare pussy, teasing my clit, swollen from where I’d been masturbating.

“Val, I told you I’m not sure-“ I mumbled, but I was interrupted by my heart beat speeding up when Valentino went to slot his lips against mine, shutting me up with a heated kiss. He pushed his tongue past my lips, making me taste his potent saliva that had a sedative-like effect on me.

I couldn’t tell if it was the pheromones in his saliva or the way that he was touching me, but I felt my resolve crumble. I let myself relax, and I allowed myself to enjoy his touch. I melted into the kiss, gasping when he started to explore my body with his hands.

Feeling him caress my erogenous zones was nice, pleasureable even, but after he’d felt up my thighs and my chest for a little while, he seemed to get impatient, wanting to push things further even faster.

While he held me with one set of his arms, I felt another hand slip between my legs. I couldn’t help but whimper when without warning, he slipped a finger in my virgin pussy. I’d fingered myself before, but one of his fingers was thicker than two of mine- not to mention how long those clawed fingers of his were.

“Val! I… I said I’m not ready!” I gasped, only for him to shut me up by beginning to thrust that finger in and out of me, massaging my g-spot in a way that I’d never been able to hit it before.

“I don’t know, bebita… your pussy sure looks ready.” He mused, a mocking grin on his face as he added another finger, scissoring me open with a wet squelching noise. His palm grinded up against my clit and his other hand went to undo his belt buckle, making his intentions clear.

“Val.”

“Don’t worry bebé… I’ll just put in the tip, no need to stress…”

It was a lie, I knew it was a lie. And I was proved right when he lined himself up with my tight entrance, thrusting forward and going balls deep with a single thrust. It knocked the wind out of me, but then he started fucking me with slow, gentle thrusts, and I turned in to a submissive, whimpering mess.

“Mmph��� what h-happened to just the tip…”

“Shhh… I’ll be gentle, I promise…”

Another lie. As soon as he started getting close, he’d start fucking me rough and hard, gripping my hips hard enough to leave bruises behind. I was a drooling, overstimulated mess, and as much as I hated to admit it- I was really close to cumming all over his cock.

And I did. After a while of him abusing my g-spot, overstimulating my virgin pussy, I came- and hard. My pussy clamped down on his cock like it was trying to milk every drop of cum out of him, making him groan.

“V-val, I know you haven’t cum yet, but… give me a break, it’s all too much…”

“Babygirl… I’m not stopping anytime soon. I said I’d be gentle with you the first time, I didn’t say anything about after that.”

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Author’s note: to respond to your ask, I’m so glad that my fics are reaching the Valentinhoes, looking for Valentino content lately is like looking for an oasis in a desert lol. I’m hoping that after s2 comes out, more people will be interested in Val. I just love him soooo much! ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡

[bunnybird-afk]

Fun Little Merlinverse Language Headcanons

Ok, so we know most of our Merlins are old af, and that most of them have the patience of saints so they usually don't get genuinely pissed off. But could you imagine how funny it would be if they started cussing in 'old' languages when they do snap? Except the languages they use are just normal languages irl.

Like I can so picture Sena seething at someone in Hindi but still keeping composed, only to snap and absolutely drag them in Tamil (like it is a good thing no one understands him otherwise they would not be able to look him in the eye afterwards). Or if he wants to pull the Divine Judgment card in more serious/formal moments he starts calmly lecturing them in Sanskrit putting every ounce of his godly authority behind each word (I think in that moment everyone would understand exactly what he's saying despite not being able to identify individual words).

Meanwhile Celestino (@meepinmeat) just takes a deep breath before slowly but purposefully reading someone to filth in old Latin. People might not understand the words, but they definitely get the gist when they can feel static crackling through the air due to the Archon's rage. ("Well, mark me down as scared and horny"- Valen, probably.)

And imagine everyone's surprise when soft-spoken little Pirin (@yohohonabottle) goes from irritable bat chattering to absolutely intense Slavic cussing, looking absolutely ready to curse someone's entire bloodline as he yells at them in Bulgarian. (Considering how terrifying Pirin's curses actually are, I cannot blame Val, Sinbad and Soren for being terrified of their little bat in that moment.)

As for Magister Starhawk (@fujimomozane), this man looks like he slays so hard. So I can't help but picture him being calm and collected before muttering the most horrendously accurate and specific insults possible under his breath in Ukrainian. (Though Chippy and Hammie were not expecting the magister to very vehemently tell a table to have a stroke after he stubbed his toe.) (Ps, please correct me on this one if I'm wrong. I've heard a friend explain it once irl and I thought it was really funny and in character for Starhawk.)

Meanwhile Korin and Damian are hiding behind Molpe (@mcnana) as she cusses someone out in Spanish for insulting her boys. Like they appreciate the gesture, but they are also absolutely shook considering that she's normally very sweet and soft-spoken. (Imagining Korin covering Damian's ears for this one. Like he doesn't know what's being said, but from Molpe's tone he knows a child probably shouldn't be hearing it.)

Please reblog this with your own Merlins! I'd love to hear your takes. (Especially @magister-violyste and @msbiaxalblanc, since Violyste is fairly young by Merlin standards, and Bellarose is fairly aloof and put-together. Also, Magister Zelda (@fgfirenation) clearly has no problem cussing, but I'd love to hear your take on her going completely feral on someone.)

[phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess]

Headcanon - Bloodlust

Very specific idea for Alastor/Husk/Niffty, but under a specific circumstance. Implied spicy.

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Messed up idea of husk/alastor/niffty

Alastor has a number of lowlifes on his leash, specifically because heir deals bind them from doing certain unsavoury things… and if they try, he’s alerted.

Enter a specific creep who has a thing for kids.

Sinner kids are few and far between, the bar for evil is a bit higher for them… but there’s some. They tended to get put in Hellborn-managed places or with family who weren’t y’know, completely terrible people. 

Hellborns could have kids though.

Sometimes too many, there was always someone desperate enough to sell one to feed the many… and sometimes Sinners tried to get their hands on ‘em. This creep (name to choose later) triggers his collar, and Alastor stops mid-sentence, eyes in radio dial.

He turns brusquely to Husk, and Niffty who was polishing the bartop.

“Husker, Niffty, we’re going hunting. Right now.”

They’d seen that expression before.

“Who?” 

“(Name)”

Husk growls, and across the room Angel has to pull a cushion over his lap because damn.

Charlie tries to ask where they’re going, but to no avail.

The trio return, hours later, absolutely drenched in blood and viscera, dragging the remains of a sinner in one hand and Husk carrying a small bundle in the other. The latter handed off to a shell-shocked Vaggie as she stumbles over to ask what was happening…

“She wasn’t wanted. They sold her to this guy…” mumbles the cat, pupils blown wide and tail lashing.

Vaggie is staring down at this tiny little hellhound-imp baby, who stares innocently back, and falls in love instantly. 

There’s a palpable bloodlust radiating off the trio, filling the air with something that makes angel think of Val’s pheromones. It was heady… 

Without a further word, the trio disappear up the stairs in wisps of shadow, the corpse alongside them. 

And the minute they hit the room, the shades can barely lock the doors in time, before clothes start tearing free and teeth clack. Rough and feral, almost, the scent of blood seems to be heightening their actions… 

[Be more artistic in descriptions / rough overview, etc]

Alastor uses his tongue to make Niffty scream, his own hand buried in Husk’s fur as the other sucks him off. Then Niffty takes Husk to the hilt, as Alastor’s tentacles toy with them all. Husk bangs Alastor, Niffty takes them both, and she giggles about the mess. Husk laps at the mess made in niffty as Alastor finishes inside him, tendrils jerking him off.

It’s a hedonistic mess in there.

The next day, everyone is back to normal, confusing everyone else who'd had every pillow they could find over their heads the night before because Wow they were LOUD.

“Hey uh, if you and those two are together, I’ll back off with the flirting… you coulda said.” Angel says sheepishly, rubbing his arm. 

“What? Hah, those two? Nah. That’s just bloodlust, kid… gotta work it off after a hunt or you can’t settle down.” Husk reassures.

“Oh! Okay, yeah… that something that happens often?”

“Not really… Boss goes on hunts for food all the time, this was a special kind… the kind where someone broke contract and had to be dealt with.”

“So he’d hunt you if you broke contract and then fuck Niffty and whoever else?” Angel was appalled.

“What? No! Look, boss has a handful of deals with some real fucked up characters, he gets them a place to live and a job, but in exchange they can’t do… what they’re down here for, or even think about it. If they act on it, like (Name) did… by buyin’ himself a child to hand rear and… well, don’t think too hard about it, you’ll be sick to your stomach… anyway, those guys break their deal?  Then Al knows immediately. And we go huntin’.”

“Oh. That’s… kinda good, I guess. So, can… anyone go on these hunts?” He toys with his glass. 

“Anyone he trusts can, but you gotta be able to handle it, what we do to the dealbreaker, that is. The sex, I think you got downpat.” 

“Hehe, you bet! Maybe he’d let me’n’cherri help out next time? I always wondered what happened to the kid-botherers down here… but it feels better knowing he’s gottem on a short chain. And, say in the spirit of honesty... is there any way you’d tell me what he’s like in-...”

“Angel my good fellow, you finish that query and I will never let you hunt with us.” 

“Spoilsport! Just wanna know… you know it’s my favourite subject.”

“That’s for me to know and you to find out should you behave well on the next hunt. Now do excuse me, I need to check on the little one we rescued yesterday, and ensure her wellbeing… although I rather fancy she will end up adopted by Charlotte and Vagatha based on the way those two were cooing at her this morning.”

Niffty climbs up on Angel’s lap as Alastor leaves. “You’re so soft, it’ll be fun to have you play with us during a Hunt… but you need to use twice the shampoo to get blood out of your fur. That’s what Sir and Husk say…” She pouts. “But you only like to play with boys right? Don’t worry, I got good with the wearable thing, if you’d like that! But… what about your explodey friend? Would she play with me too?”

Angel laughs, “Oh yeah, Cherri’s the best when she’s with a gal she’s into… promise. Hey Niff, can you tell me what ya boss is like after a hunt?”

Niffty thinks a moment, then gestures him down to whisper in his ear.

Whatever she says makes all eight of the arachnid’s eyes go wide with shock, and more than a little arousal.

��...oooh, and! He likes to bite!”

“Niff!” Husk warns, flushing as she shows off not just patently Alastor bitemark on her shoulder… but a rather feline one as well. 

She giggles, jumping up to push up fur around the cat sinner’s throat. “So do I!” 

Ah yes, very Pointedly Niffty-shaped rings of teeth dotted the other’s neck. “Even if I do get fluff in my teeth sometimes.”

“Oooh, Husky, you didn’t tell me you had a little nibbling kink going on…” 

“S’not relevant to normal conversation, Legs.”

“He does! You should see Sir’s neck!”

Angel shoots cosmopolitan through his nose and chokes. “What…?” he mumbles weakly. 

Husker straight up leaves the bar, no longer willing to engage in this conversation before it gets any more awkward. “You’ll find out if you ever go on a hunt with us. So stop askin’.”

If Angel sends a vaguely coded series of incredulous emoji-based texts to his bestie Cherri, and ifa television overlord nearly loses his mind when he realises the content…? Well, that was just par for the course.

[hiemaldesirae]

Okay, so everyone is all cursed cat Alastor *hates* Vox...but what if It absolutely ADORES Vox? What if it's just like Alastor's Shadow, and it holds ALL of the emotions Alastor won't show? So it's ALL over Vox? Vox can't get a moment alone, cursed cat!Alastor is ALWAYS with him. Following him, loving on him. Only allows Vox to pet him...attacks regular Alastor when he attacks Vox, actually *defeating him.* (Alastor hates that Cat. And is ridiculously jealous.)

oh i endorse this 100%. i wrote a little snippet for it even LMFAO

it gets a tad long so ill leave it under the cut. it is mostly word vomit but . you know.. hopefully u guys enjoy :)

"We should really consider just putting the poor thing out of its misery," Alastor shoots a glare at the curled up lump on the carpet, its foaming mouth bound with rope, even as it chews furiously at its restraints. "Why, if we didn't, we would be violating our own 'no pets' policy!"

"Alastor..." Charlie frowns at her hotelier, before chancing a hesitant glance back at the creature. "Look, no one's perfect, right? Can't we try giving the cat a chance, at least?"

The other residents in the room- Angel, Husk, Vaggie, and even Lucifer himself- all give her blank eyed stares, Angel and Husk in particular rolling up their sleeves to show off the long, deep gouges in their arms.

"Charlie, honey, I think I speak for everyone here when I say you should just let Alastor get rid of it," Vaggie grimaces. "I know you love animals and all, but that- *thing* isn't safe to be around."

"What? Come on, it's sweet!" Charlie turns around, her back to the creature as she motions to it, completely unawares of the furry animal finally chewing through the final bit of rope as it lunges for her, much to the horror of the other hotel inhabitants.

An hour later, Alastor finds himself and his shadow traversing the streets of Pentagram City with the creature held securely in his shadow's grip. "Hmm... so, then, where should we dispose of this little pest? Ah, I have an idea."

He snaps his fingers and in a moment, reappears in a cloud of black, smokey shadow- right in front of the Vee's tower. With a swift motion to his shadow attendant, his doppelganger releases the cat-like creature from its claws, the feral little creature immediately charging the doors of the tower once it's let free. Alastor barely manages to hold back a snort before he once more steps back into the shadows- tomorrow, he'd check back again and see how it was going for Vox. With any luck, the results would be entertaining.

Vox gets the notification in the middle of a meeting. It takes merely the wave of his hand to dismiss the investors and step out, rolling his eyes as he prepares to deal with Val or Vel's shit again for the twentieth time today.

"What is it now...?" He frowns down at his phone, before noticing his assistant's contact on the phone. "Dei? What is it? Did something happen to Lis?"

"Uh, no, it's not anything like that, Sir," the aquatic sinner responds nervously. "Though, um... well, we have a little bit of an emergency, kind of. Not... really, since it's mostly under control now, but we lost a few employees in the scuffle--"

"Just tell me what happened," Vox heaves a long suffering sigh as he presses a claw to his screen, ready to send out apology gift baskets to HR again.

"Um. Well, there is a... Populis calls it a cat, but I'm quite sure it's not any sort of 'typical' animal at all, especially since it has antlers and a monocle... anyway. There's this... *creature* just kind of running around on the main floor, and it took out about five workers before Baxter managed to subdue it."

Vox blinks once, then twice, and then sighs again. "I swear to fucking God- okay, go and contact HR so they can get you all tested for rabies or whatever the fuck it is down in Hell, and I'll come to deal with the fucking cat thing."

"Yes, sir," Dei replies dutifully before the line goes dead. Vox groans before schooling himself and his expression and disappearing into a flash and electric current, teleporting all the way down to the first floor of the Vee's tower.

"S-sir!" Papermint comes running toward him first, looking worried. "Um... so, uh, when Dei went to get the cat creature, it sort of attacked him too--"

"For fucks sake, do none of you know how to do your job properly?" Vox pinches his screen again, thoroughly done. It was fucking Tuesday and he was already hoping for the end of the week. Get rich and famous, they told you. It'll be fun, they told you. Fun his fucking ass-- he has to spend his morning sitting through investment meetings and now, having to deal with a rabid Hell animal and the fact that it was mowing down his workers like some sort of demented lawnmower. Fucking great, just what he needed.

He stomps into the main hallway with the little eel sinner trailing awkwardly behind him, eyes widening in surprise as he takes in the scene before him.

On the ground, his main assistants Dei and Populis grapple with a tiny red animal.

It... looks somewhat like a cat, if a cat had an unholy union with whatever kind of deer Alastor was. And it also had a monocle, and was foaming at the mouth (yeah, definitely rabies), while his tech administrator Baxter stood to the side and watched with a bucketful of popcorn in hand. Logi, possibly the only normal sinner he had under his employment, was trying her damnednest to pull the cat- who, by the way, was winning the fight with BOTH his assistants- off of Dei, whose ear was currently in its mouth.

"I really need a drink," Vox groans before he rolls his sleeves up and walks forwards into the fray, the air around him crackling with static electricity as he intends to separate the fighters, whether with force or not- but to his surprise, he doesn't need to use any force at all.

Instead, when the little cat creature sees him, its eyes light up before it lets go of Dei's ear, the manta ray sinner letting out a groan of relief before collapsing onto the floor, the other assistants rushing to help him up. The cat, on the other hand, leaps up at Vox, who instinctively catches it in his arms. It purrs as it rubs against him, seemingly no longer hostile towards any of the other sinners in the room.

Vox stares down at the cat. It stares up at him, then grins.

It's... kind of cute, actually. In a really weird, freaky way.

"Uh... boss?" Baxter raises an eyebrow as he looks at the cat held securely in Vox's arms, then at the gaggle of sinners trying to make sure that Dei doesn't bleed out. "You gonna help, or...?"

Vox rolls his eyes before he sends a bolt of electricity over at the sinner and burns the bite, effectively cauterizing and closing the wound. "I'll have HR deal with it and get Dei a week's worth of paid recovery. Any more than that and I'm not covering it. You guys just get back to work after the cleanup crew comes, got it?"

He sighs down at the creature in his arms as he walks out of the main lobby, frowning to himself. "What am I going to do with you...? I've got a fitting with Dorian later, and he's *definitely* not gonna allow you in... and what the hell do you even eat, anyway? Better not be my workers- and oh dear god, I've got Vark, too, I can't believe I forgot about him-"

Still, even as he grumbles to himself, Vox can't help but recognize the truth: no matter what difficulties this little shit brings him, he's definitely keeping it.

A week's worth of time passes before Alastor finally finds some free time to go off and take a look at how his *esteemed* rival has been doing. He's half expecting half the Entertainment District to be destroyed by the time he returns, but there's nothing of the sort. In fact, business seems to be going about as usual... but then again, this may be one more of the TV demon's methods of avoidance. Vox *was* always a good actor, after all-- even if his own life was falling apart, he would never let that show.

So with that reassurance settled in himself, Alastor decides to take a risky move and get in closer range to his target- he slips into the shadows surrounding the crowd of reporters gathering around the ground floor of the Vee's Tower, clamouring for the chance to see the Media Overlord in the flesh.

Strangely, they all seem more chatty today-- Alastor didn't recall any sort of holiday being today, so it seemed that there was more information to be heard... and *that* was surprising, the revelation that something interesting may have happened while he was gone. Was it perhaps because of the hellspawn he'd dropped off a week earlier?

His question is answered not even a moment later, when Vox steps out of the doors, a confident grin on his face and a small, hissing red creature draped around his neck like a scarf.

Alastor's eye twitches.

Did he *keep* the damned thing? And why the *fuck* was he absentmindedly petting its fucking ears?! *That should have been him!*

[prince-liest]

I just wanna gush bc omg I love the 666 series so much. I think it made me realize I might be... furry-ish? adjacent? I just find it so satisfying how you go into detail about the unique body features of both of them, the way it feels to have deer ears or kiss a TV and just generally how much thought is put into the way their bodies work, and I've realized that my interest in that kind of idea is a pretty good reason to partake in more explicitly furry media lmao. Anyways

I'm also really in love with how you maintain the balance of each of their personality traits. Vox is simultaneously so pathetic and cringefail (also your dialogue for him is perfect, I can hear it crystal clear in my head) but also he has vastly more emotional intelligence than Alastor, no doubt at least in part because he has to deal with Val, and he's able to marginally calm down with his obsession to deal with sticky situations, but even then he still retains his personality and bumbles things sometimes because of the flaws in said personality! It's great. I also really appreciate the balance you've struck with Alastor, I feel like often Alastor is either written to either soften up so immediately that it feels disconnected from his character or is written overly mean and heartless for my liking and the way you've written him is such a delicious balance between softer aspects such as the prey instincts or moments of vulnerability and his untouchable and manipulative self, and also the way this side of him is neither written as wholly a front or wholly his real nature and the complex ways this makes him struggle with his increasing vulnerability. TL;DR arghgr your characterization is so good it makes me go a little feral

Also while I'm here, I'm curious whether you can give an answer to the degree to which Alastor is touch-averse. There's obviously a lot of ways in which he fundamentally dislikes touch but it also seems like there's at least some kinds of touch where he doesn't dislike the touch itself so much as he's afraid of the way it brings about feelings of caring and/or enjoyment being cared for. I'm curious how much, in general, you would say his touch aversion comes from either cause and possibly what kinds of touch do/don't provoke those flavors of aversion

Omg, what a lovely ask to receive. Honestly, everything you said that you enjoy about how I characterize these two is very much what I've been actively gunning for, so it's an absolute delight to see it outlined back to me. Success!!! Thank you so much!

And ahaha - I'm not a furry but I fucking love inhuman characters. Being raised in the pits of Homestuck fantroll RP made me enjoy the whole "they're bug/fish aliens" thing and it definitely rears its head again any time I encounter characters with inhuman qualities. I love writing Vox's TV/computer-ness and Alastor's deer and radio bits, and integrating them into who they now are as people.

As for Alastor's touch-aversion: It's funny that you ask about this, because the next chapter of 666 is going to dive into it a bit. Specifically into the fact that it's not, like, a set of boundaries that is consistently defined, and I write him that way on purpose. The very first time he and Vox sleep together, Alastor bottoms. He becomes significantly less amenable to touch after he goes through an uncomfortable rut cycle that gets sexual. By the time Vox convinces Alastor to fuck him, Alastor would never let Vox do that again and frankly only agrees to topping because Vox gave him an option that didn't involve getting his dick out. Then in the next episode, they're having clothes-off sexual contact. So, what gives?

Things that play into Alastor's willingness to touch and be touched as far as Vox is concerned:

How does he see Vox at that point in time? Disgustingly entitled (ew)? Hilariously beneath him (haha who cares)?

Does he care about what Vox thinks of him? Does Vox touching him draw his attention to positive or negative assumptions he has about Vox's perspective on doing so?

What value has he attached to this particular touch in the power balance of their relationship? Is he humoring Vox? Does he assume Vox thinks he's owed this? Does he perceive it as something Vox is genuinely doing for him?

Has he tried this particular kind of touch before? He's pretty willing to experiment, but that doesn't mean he'll do something twice without a compelling reason if he didn't like it the first time.

Is he getting off on this situation sexually? If so, is it fully willing (read: not a byproduct of uncomfortable hormones) on his part? That only really happens when he's in a submissive role and Vox is hitting a few very specific kinks, a major one of which is basically CNC tilted 30 degrees to the left.

Is he enjoying the touch in platonic ways? How does he feel about that? Is it a vulnerability to want something? Is it feeding his ego to be catered to? Is he worried that what he enjoys platonically is being read into in ways he doesn't like?

Is he fucking drunk? Things that bother you when sober often seem like a non-issue when you're not, both on a physical and emotional level.

How much touching has been happening recently? Has he hit his limit? Did he deliberately put himself into a situation earlier to have his limit be hit and surpassed, and now he's in the aftermath?

He does have a certain fundamental purely physical dislike of touch, but it's something that is really affected by how he perceives each individual situation as well as his relationship with Vox at that time, and his previous experiences!

[achillesunly]

I have been pulling an all nighter because yk the Hype forbade me from sleeping

So here goes

I have dabbled late at night in the dark arts: leaks

Did not look for it I just happened to fall upon it, did Not interact tho because hey! not great leaks not great

But I love each and every of the shit they do for season 2, I won't mention any here coz once again, leaks and spoilers but hell yeah

Hell FUCKING yeah, even

And I need to expose my thoughts and theories on season two here tho because I Am Going Feral

Now a practical list:

I swear to fuck I HOPE so goddamn bad that Adam will end up in hell like not really dying dying. I don't know where the fuck demons and angels who die again are going but hey! It would be so fucking metal if Lute and demon Adam had a face off HELLOOO I love them so much if it could end up in a romantic ballad or rock song or deep shit or some shit like that maybe in season three ig but ZHEHHDHS YEHA, like maybe Adam to join the Vees to fuck the hotel over by pure pussy rage would be fun or becoming a sorta rockstar !! in hell with mammon (I saw someone on twt hc this) but due to the lawfully divided franchise (my heart weeps) I don't think that would happen, at least not with mammon showing . Anywho to have Adam not be a selfish asshole out loud my fucking gOd it would be insane I'd foam at the mouth and piss fire

I also hope none of the Vees die because they are my babes at heart 😔🤲 such good villains cannot waste them ffs, I know some people think Val will die and I sure as fuck hope not he's too rich, I hope none of my darlings gets killed, they're far too interesting. AND WHAT ABOUT MY STATICMOTH IF ONE DIES HUH? I could NOT handle that, I need the power couple fucking everyone over , and I NEEED VISCERALLY NEEEEEEED A VOXVAL SONG AAAAAA

I Hope so bad that there are a bit more episodes to the season as well goddamn, because we had what nine or ten? I mean that is fucking fantastic don't get me wrong but as with everything that I love, I want more. Might be wishful thinking and it's not so terrible if there is the same number of episodes which it most probably will, I'd just like some more is all 💅💅

I wish Charlie would be less portrayed as the typical main girl of your typical fantastic teen book and more like her pilot version. maybe I'm a bit dramatic, it's not that bad, really, but her pilot self was quite different in the way like, more diva like, more feral, I can't put it into words, properly, but you get the feeling it's, it feels a little different.

I NEED RADIOAPPLE HELLO PLEASE BY GOD I NEED IT. I do need that and I won't say anything about anything but I am HOYPED. I am insanely shaking in place, foam down my chin, I'm crying blood with want. I just think they're neat. I love the dads. I really cross every single finger on my body. They are so good, the tropes are pure gold down my throat I want to make two puppets of them and bonk their faces together.

HUSKDUST PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, sweet lovers, domestic and sweet lovey love PLEASE have them doing shenanigans and BEIEHEHEHVDBDB HELLLOOO FLIRTINGGGGG

Radiosilence I want more lore I want that shit straight up my veins shooting in my brain I want to never being able to think of ANYTHING ELSE just fucking jot that up my jugular goddamn I love me those RivALs pleeeeeaaaaase oh my god id go fucking insane

I need the new fans the second season will bring in not to be complete morons who think their opinion is law, that a show about demons is about moral upholding, and finally being fucking children unable to think farther than their own shitass shoes. And hope that the ones already like that will kindly Leave or learn to Shut the Fuck up. And mature up

Also no bullying any VA if that needs to be said for absolutely FUCKs sake, which is in direct link with the former point. Like, learn to be a human and shut the fuck up, learn to think in Your head before voicing out your thoughts and do Not force anything on anyone

[xxnomadsxx]

ooooh, just thought of something. Troll ambassadors take a trip to grey troll village for a week or so for observation. How would this go? Cuz like, the tribes got an overall idea of different trolls living in harmony there BUT they really want their representatives to learn about how the grey troll village functions first hand.

Ooh! Would Synth and Branch still become besties?

I want Synth and Branch to be besties because their friendship was adorable 🥰 (they would have a polar opposite dynamic in this AU)

At first everyone is filled with a lot of concern and hesitation (plus some fear) to go but eventually they give in because friendship. Overall they have a lot of different opinions about the village.

Low note is pretty cool with the Village he enjoys talking to the other funk trolls, and likes seeing all the technologic advancements in the village they made with what little supplies they had (most of the grey trolls think he’s like the coolest guy ever) he is somewhat freaked out by the feral (trolls?) but does give some of them “cool nicknames”. He tries to bring over some modern funk troll tech to help out the village (to which they greatly appreciate the supplies) Overall he mostly tries to help out the village with small problems they have by using tech, he also observes how the trolls react with one another. The only one he doesn’t get is the leader he’s…strange? to say the least. Branch avoids him and the other ambassadors at the beginning, and when Branch does see them he runs in fear and hides. low note almost gave him the nickname “Skippy two shoes” until he watched Branch save a deaf rocker (have a callback from another post) from almost getting crushed. Branch was later given the name of Ace (I’m sorry I just hate the nickname “skippy two shoes” and wanted to give Branch justice by giving him the nickname he wanted)

Val just goes with the flow and hangs out with the grey rockers who are a surprisingly lazier than the normal rockers (until they get given a job to which they become the hardest workers) Overall she’s really chill with the trolls but concerned for them (she’ll never say that tho) She respects Branch but will deny it (she’s also worried for him, something she’ll never admit to either ) She enjoys how reckless and loud the feral trolls(?) are. And hates how quiet the village can get. She did join a couple hunts and had a blast (she broke a guitar over a predators head) Overall she enjoys how “relaxing” and laid back the village is (she considers the village this due to the lack of parties and normal troll behaviors and thinks everyone just relaxs alot) She also basically became an honorary feral troll.

Dante finds the grey trolls barbaric but tries to respect them. He finds the place shabby and messy. He enjoys being around the grey classical trolls as they are the only ones who have any sense of class. He struggles with the other grey trolls as they are really different than the trolls genres he’s been around. He hates being around the ferals the most they are absolutely a mess in his opinion ( I mean he ain’t wrong) He finds the grey troll activities repulsive (he went on one hunt and is disgusted by what he witnessed) but he understands why they are like this and does spend time with the citizens (and bites his tongue at their imperfections) He also enjoys being around them because they are the perfect muse for some of his pieces. He’s weirded out by their leader tho and has deemed Branch the 2nd most feral thing he’s ever met (take a wild guess who the first is Hint check some previous posts)

Synth goes with the vibe of the grey trolls as best as he can. He tries to rave with them at times but he doesn’t understand why they freak out every time he has his 4am raves? After being told to stop by Branch he decided to get to know the him more (by doing many different techno activities with him) and one of them actually gets him stuck in a quick glitter pit due to lack of 4am rave and not paying attention (it’s basically the same thing that happened in that one scene) Branch comes in and rescues him, to which Synth gave him the nickname Dubstep and the two became friends (Synth will never admit he grew a crush on the grey troll, and before you argue with me just look at the scene there was so much romantic tension!!!!!!!) They basically become besties and pen pals. Synth later is allowed to rave again if he keeps the noise down (Branch actually joined him once)

Holly darling immediately gifted everyone in the village personal gifts after being their only a day (everyone liked the gifts as they were actually useful items and not party supplies like all the other gifts they’ve been given) Holly helps out wherever she can in the village and chats up a storm with whom ever she sees. She helped with all the hunts, and was quite liked for actually helping out around the village. She apparently has a way with the feral trolls as she is one of the few trolls able to wrangle them. She calls Branch cute still and does try to befriend him with gifts but can never find the perfect gift for him (she basically keeps scaring Branch off with her friendliness)

Overall everyone learns a ton and now sometimes visit the village when they have enough time off..but they have a hard time fighting off the pits of despair they feel every time they’re there.

[cirque-du-cl0wny]

Hello my little perverts!!

My apologies for not being as active with this blog, I haven't really had any ideas for NSFW facts or topics to go on about

However, today that changes! I, will be going on about the topic of...HEAT SEASON AMONGST THE BEASTKINS!

how fun!

without further adieu, lets start off with everyones favorite Fennec Fox,

Noel

Noel's behavior consists of being incredibly needy and clingy and at times? a little whiny! He will pull certain stunts to get Fox's attention. Whether that is wearing more skimpy clothing or doing certain actions to catch his attention, Noel will almost always figure out a way to get his guts rearranged!

His favorite things to do that almost always work? 1. wearing a G-string with a skimpy skirt, bending over in front of Fox and letting him go to town on him!

2. Going underneath Fox's desk and sucking him off! that usually ends up in him getting fucked on Fox's desk..which, is incredibly hot to him.

Usually it ends with some good breeding, and both Fox and Noel looking incredibly satisfied, locked in each others arms

Oh 100 points if Fox is also on his heat season, Noel gets especially wrecked >:D

Niko

Now Niko is a little bit more subtle with how he gets during heat season!

Niko will be a bit more shy! however his actions would absolutely tell what he wants. Like a cat, Niko get into position and raise his hips, waiting for Ren to get the idea..or in some cases, Niko will literally boink his butt against Ren, trying to get him to understand what he wants.

He won't say outright what he wants, but Ren usually gets the picture~ Now the pace really depends. If Niko's the only one in heat? Its sweet, is loving, a little rough, but not too much!

However if its both? you best believe its completely ravenous and feral. this also usually ends in a cuddle session! Or Ren getting up and making food for the both of them! its just a nice time overall!

Val

Val, however is incredibly unsubtle about his heat season.

He will literally tell Derek how horny he is, how much he wants him, and how he'd do anything to get fucked.

That, and he'd legit be walking around naked around Derek's room.

Because Val and Derek are in a human/beastkin relationship, Val's stamina is heightened...and uh that usually means Val is overstimulating Derek, making him cum continuously

This is definitely more their fun times, cause Derek quite enjoys breeding Val!

Helena

Helena its a little different!

She doesn't have a partner, however, she's not opposed to hookups!

This little lady enjoys a little breeding, especially when she's with a partner bigger than her >:3c

She usually goes for humans, but if she's with another beastkin.. it definitely becomes the term "fucking like rabbits" ehehehe

Egg

Egg absolutely doesn't have a partner, mainly cause he's always with Toki!

However, if he's incredibly in heat? he's absolutely jerking off a lot

He wishes for a partner to one day have fun with, but for now? he's unfortunately sticking to his hand :c

The next best thing for Egg to have as a partner is Ren, funnily enough!

and well.. heat season would be a lot more interesting amongst the two

Masayuki

Now Masayuki strictly deals with his heat by himself.

He hates the feeling of being touched, but craves companionship so much..so its definitely a hard season to himself.

Once he meets Fox, that is.. slightly a different story.

He hates asking Fox for things, especially since he finds him.. deplorable.

however, Masayuki is desperate

so, he calls up Fox and they set up a time.

this time usually consists of well-

major hate-fucking.

Masayuki hates the way Fox makes him feel..but fuck the man is good at hitting spots he never thought he'd want hit >:3c

Yamihana

Yamihana is definitely different with her heat season, seeing as how she is a bird beastkin.

She frankly doesn't work during this time, mainly out of fear of getting pregnant by a client.

Only person she'd call over, is either Rire or Fox.

she won't deal with anyone else, mainly because she was discretion. This is mainly because well.. her act breaks. Rather than keeping control and being elegant ..she breaks. she becomes sweet, submissive, and dirty, to say the least.

During this time, she is absolutely their little plaything. she allows for them to use her as they like, just as long as they promise to keep this act secret.

[eyesteeth]

⚠️⚠️tsv s3e2 spoilers⚠️⚠️

okay, so val is a fucking gamechanger. no wonder shrue mentioning the withermark got such a small response. what's a wave against something that can make it so there was never a wave? and the fact that she may have ulterior motives is soooo delicious. the point of a weapon and a tool is that a hunk of metal cannot object. and since val is a being built on lies, she has no prerogative to be forthcoming.

and like. the identity death that could occur. the character relationships that could be rendered moot. whole arcs of development could be completely squashed.

you never left. you never stayed. the words were never said. you liked your job. you never made that god. there was never a river. your father never died. you were always for the war. you were an only child. there was no mark in the town by the river. a man never came to you on your eighteenth birthday. there was never a tank in the forest. you never said you wanted to be a cop. there was never a kiln with cups handed out afterward. you were never loved. the loneliness seeped in until it killed you.

there is so much potential here. it's like a raw bloody steak of things that could go horrible and i am munching on it like a feral beast. the absolute psychological monster this could make. it's so good and so sickening and i can't wait to see where it goes.

[acertainmoshke]

Hi magnolia

How well do your characters interact with children? Rank them please.

Hi!! (Am I supposed to come up with a name for you too or do I just call you Sleepy?)

This is such a fun question I'll do it for all 3 main character sets, ranked from best to worst!

The Cold Iron crew:

Maggie is probably automatically best in that she has had actual exposure to both children and societal conventions. However, she doesn't believe in lying or talking down to children, and this results in her treating them mostly like mini adults, which makes them love her right up until she forgets that they can't actually process things the same way.

Kris is naturally better with kids than Maggie actually (really the two are probably a net tie), but has no sense of what is child appropriate. This goes for language and topics in front of them, but also for being down to take the newly adopted 10-year-old and 4-year-old on wildly dangerous adventures they don't have the coordination or understanding to function on.

Shaka naturally has no natural talent with kids, though they learn some after accidentally adopting the world's most feral one. They tend to be sharp, impatient, and not at all understanding.

The Emerald Outpost team:

Esther, despite being a badass spy, is already a parent at the beginning of the book and is (initially) very competent at balancing that with her work, and is great with her daughter. She doesn't go out of her way to interact with other kids, but she knows how to and is good at it when she meets them.

Nasir doesn't have kids at the start but is a natural fit for the fun uncle type and spends a lot of time around Esther's daughter.

Val is the tech part of the spy team and also already a parent at the beginning. She didn't dream of being a parent, it just happened, but she loves her daughter and is very protective and supportive of her. She's still second because she is absolutely aggravated by any other child, and though she would never say that out loud it makes her interactions stiff.

Euyla doesn't have kids and never really gives them much thought. They don't particularly exist as people to be bothered with to her. If she had to interact with one, she would be caught totally off guard.

Minerva also doesn't have kids and very firmly has never wanted them. She's not, like, mean to them or anything, and does eventually get to like Esther's and Val's daughters, but strange ones grate on her nerves and she hates the idea of being responsible for one of her own.

The Cracks in the Stone family:

Sunka would put the most thought into interacting with kids. Plus, they do actually want to be a parent. They're married twice but never actually have kids of their own, but they love to greet local children and give them treats and sometimes join their pickup ball games.

Nalki is the most fun with kids, playing their games and being very fair about treats, but they also have a tendency to end things when they get bored rather than when the kids do.

Ko'a never wanted kids but does have one, and they're a loving parent. They're nice enough to other kids but don't go out of their way to interact with them.

Azja is very shy and anxious and tends to rely on others to guide the conversation. Since kids don't always do this, or at least don't start one with a quietly hovering adult, they tend to keep to themself around them.

[missinglittlebritishfriend]

Fuck, marry, cuddle, kiss, get drunk with: you know who they are -.-

*s i g h*  -.-

i did this to myself, didn’t I?

welp, let’s begin

fuck: ummmmm idk we’ll come back to this one later (*coughs* why would you make me choose lmaooo)

marry: Joann, without a doubt. I just love her so much, you know? She’s the kind of person I could happily spend the rest of my life with. We are so similar in some ways and so different in others. We would support each other unconditionally and fdashfgldhslfgdhskl I JUST LOVE HER SO MUCH CAN YOU SEE?!?!

cuddle: probably Captain Georgiou? idk I just think she would be cuddly and warm. She would know when I’m feeling off and offer a break to cuddle or just spend some quiet time together. I like quiet times and I think she would like them too.

kiss: Michael! Kissing just goes against everything she learned in Vulcan. There’s no reasoning behind it, just the expression of illogical feelings, but in her journey she’s been rediscovering (yes i know it’s bad) and experiencing these human emotions again. Just like her, I have never been inclined to those kinds of feelings before, so it would be cool to experience this together... and who wouldn’t want to kiss Michael, right??

get drunk with: KEYLA because can you imAGINE THE POSSIBILITIES?!?! I’ve never gotten drunk but, you know how I am while sober, so just IMAGINE how I could be while drunk. And KEYLA?!?! Her cocky and macho personality would just multiply x100000 and I’m so here for it. Doing the stupidest shit imaginable, going absolutely feral and having fun together?! Y E S. We would be fucking unstoppable and a hazard to society. DEAL WITH US UNIVERSE!!!! >:D

fuck: and I guess I’m fucking Emperor Georgiou because WHY NOT. Honestly idk why I even left it to the end. I would be dead even if she doesn’t directly kill me and I’d be thankful anyways. There’s no better way to die ;)

send me five names to fuck, marry, kiss, cuddle and get drunk with!

[prttyvalentine]

GRRR BARK BARK BARK

Your writing is sooo good! I love the boot humping fic. It feeds something primal in me. 😵‍💫

ANYWAYS. If it’s not weird may I request something with reader calling Val “mommy” or “mama” in the bedroom while getting absolutely pounded? I don’t have a preference, if you wanna write trans fem Val or intersex Val or neither, however you’d like to do it.

The urge has just been eating me alive <3

transfem! Val x fem! reader

cws: mommy kink, overstimulation… I think that’s it.

I wrote Val as being pretty soft here. I headcanon Val goes from being a sweet lover to being an absolute piece of shit after being triggered by the smallest thing.

Explicit smut and mature content under the cut!

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I was laid back on the bed, my legs spread wide as Valentina was settled between my thighs, fucking me into the mattress. At some point I’d gotten so overstimulated that I was just saying whatever barely coherent sentence fragments came into my mind, so fucked out of my mind that I barely even realized what I’d just called her.

“Oh? What was that?”

I was looking up at her like a deer caught in the headlights, both mortified and turned on from being called out like that. I knew she knew what I’d just said, she was only asking to tease me, that she always loved seeing me all flustered and needy like this.

It looked like she was preying on me, looking down at me with an absolutely feral grin on her face. When I didn’t answer her question, she slowed down her thrusts, her hips gradually slowing before they stopped moving altogether. I clenched around her cock, wanting that oh so sweet friction that I just wasn’t getting.

“I asked you a question, Bebita.”

I didn’t want to admit to having just called her mommy. But we both knew I’d do anything to get her to start thrusting in and out of my desperate cunt again… even if that meant giving up my pride.

“Are you going to answer or do you need your Mami to do everything for you?”

She was condescending me, and I knew it- but the second I’d registered what she’d said, I involuntarily clenched around her, so turned on but so embarrassed at the same time. I went to hide my face in her neck fluff, too ashamed to look her in the eyes.

“Maybe I called you mommy, but I was caught up in the heat of the moment, you know…” I mumbled into the fluff, knowing full well what a flimsy excuse it was. I didn’t believe it, and she sure as hell didn’t.

Valentina just chuckled at my denial, and before I knew what she was doing, she’d flipped us over to where I was straddling her lap. She held my hips in place, her clawed hands pulling my hips down as she forced me to stay impaled balls deep on her cock.

“Shhhhh, Mami understands. You might be too embarrassed to admit it, but deep down you need Mami to take the reins. You need Mami to give you some… motherly love.”

With that, she wrapped her arms around me and pulled me up against her soft, voluptuous body until I was nearly smothering in her chest. Then she started to move her hips, slowly pulling out until the tip was barely inside of me and then pushing herself all the way back inside. All I could do is whimper and moan into her chest

“Mami wants you to suck on her titties, can you do that Bebita? you don’t need to think, you just need to listen to Mami… Mami knows best.”

Without much thought, my mouth latched on to one of her dark Purple nipples, sucking on them and swirling my tongue around her piercings. It’s not like I had much of a say in the matter when she was holding my pleasure above my head like this, knowing she could stop fucking me at any time if I didn’t do what she said.

”Good girl.”

I groaned at her praise, feeling her speed up her thrusts as a reward. My cunt was tightening around her cock, I was already close before she started feeding into my mommy kink but now I was about to cum embarrassingly fast.

I felt her thumb ghosting over my clit before she started to stroke it up and down, then in little circles, alternating between the two. I could hear her chuckling, clearly pleased with how a few words and well-placed touches from her had me absolutely melting.

I just couldn’t take the dual stimulation, between her touching me like this and the tantalizing feeling of having her breasts in my face… I could feel myself tightening up around her cock, and she just responded by speeding up her thrusts and starting to stroke my clit harder.

That was all it took to finally make me cum, leaving me whimpering and shaking in her arms as my cunt fluttered around her still-thrusting cock. It was all too much, but she didn’t stop. I looked up at her, my eyes teary with overstimulation, and she just looked down at me with a sweet but condescending Smile.

“Shhh… be a good girl and let mommy finish. You can take it, I know you can.”

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Author’s note: tysm for complimenting my writing!! And thanks a lot anon now I’m obsessed with both canon Val and soft fem! Val…

She’s just so… (⸝⸝๑ ̫ ๑⸝⸝⸝)

[lightningandfireinmybones]

Whaddub babies!

Okay bestie so... I had an idea.

I was thinking about that Daemyra brothel scene in ep.4 and...i felt inspired ya know?

So i am picturing either young or older Valaena sneaking out of the keep at night to go on her own at Fleabottom. Just to see how the common people live. Enjoy their night along with them. Maybe drink some alcohol, just to experience this on her own kinda hidden from everyone else. Aemond though followes her.

She notices him because he ain't exactly subtle. A tall striking figure covered in a dark cloak shadowing her throughout the city isn't sth to pass by one's attention.

So she decides to fuck with him and enters a brothel both to try and lose him in there and also to egg him on. (Now.. in our Universe I'm not exactly sure how Aemond feels about what Aegon did when he was 13 but...if we choose to look past it or mercifully just assume that Aemond straight up left immediately and went back safe, that works too!)

Aemond follows. He sees Val. He decides to make himself known (bc dumbass still isn't exactly 100% sure that he has been compromised). And..... I have many thoughts on how it could go on from there BUT!

At this point i choose to introduce the same prompt in the modern!au. Valaena absolutely decides to visit a sex club. Maybe with Dalton, probably on her own to see what's going on. She is fascinated by the raw, free, unashamed sexuality of the place.

Modern Val would much easier decide to participate in a scene I feel. Just a small one, not very explicitly sexual. More of a D/s demonstration.

Aemond would explode the galaxy before letting that happen, letting her be touched by anyone else, letting her be so vulnerable in front of strangers, having her submit to anyone but himself. The rest is history.

PS

If it was indeed younger them in the "canon", universe going out I can see her being freaked out by Aemond's swift and intense response to her and whatever may happen between them at/because of the brothel and thus deciding to avoid him. Which in turn makes him even more feral because now he's been face to face and experienced first hand how sexual of a person Val can be.

OH BESTE I’VE BEEN SAVING THIS ALL DAY TO MAKE SURE I HAD THE TIME TO RESPOND AS IT DESERVES, I HOPE YOUR INSPIRATION NEVER ENDS

Bc i’m picturing older valaena, since that first time where aemond killed the man, wandering king’s landing, completely lost in the memories, as aemond follows her around (she clocked him immediately but she’s nostalgic for a second, so she lets him follow until she gets bored)

Valaena likes the feeling of him watching her, but decides to see how far aemond will go, so she heads for the street of silk, feeling aemond closing the distance between them, his irritation and rage palpable as she drifts deeper and deeper into the lush and sensual street, the sexuality getting turned up with every step 

When she’s close enough to see the cold rage on Aemond’s brow, she starts to realize that goading him like this could be a mistake (in tdopom, aemond punched aegon in the face when he tries, and he’s able to head home safely, so his feelings re: brothels are not tainted by ~that~)

And valaena heads into a brothel, the one that has a woman tied up in the front room, with a whip on the door, hurrying through the rooms as aemond is hot on her heels and she knows that when he catches her, he’s going to punish him for a)leading him on a merry little chase and b)going into the brothel when she is his 

I would like to say aemond catches up to her in an empty room of the brothel as she’s trying to escape through a window, and let’s just say the nature of the brothel gave him some,,,ideas

And then modern au! Excellence: valaena is so frustrated by not ever finding that same feeling with anyone else as she got with aemond, and goes to a sex club to explore

BOY DOES IT DELIVER, she’s is more turned on than she’s been in years, she’s getting the same thrill (not the same, she’s kidding herself, but it is something), and she sees how easy it would be to just unwind from the world and let go of every bother,,,,so she enters a scene

Something easy, something simple, kneeling in front of this tall dark haired man (DALTON GREYJOY), crawling to him maybe,,, but before she can even get on her knees, aemond who, oh no who knew, goes to the same sex club (he doesn’t particpate except for sexless domming acts, he’s a watching man waiting for valaena to come back), is absolutely exploding out of the woodwork and stopping her, telling her she belongs to him alone

Absolutely divine thoughts bestie, may your pillow be cold always

[junityy]

Do the moot game @/ughopeworld did! It would be funny seeing it from your perspective

GOD i can already feel that im bad at this but let me try LMFAO

mita @eternallyhyucks - older. literally only by age bc mitas humor CANNOT be put into words as it is so damn weird and she makes ur mom jokes all the time. would also laugh at farts, like she'd be rolling on the floor crying. bullies everyone

mira @jaysstarz - younger. could pass as the same age tho. seems somewhat mature depending on the day but then she goes and bullies her younger siblings and then gets offended when they bully her back

lola @ughopewrld - younger. only by like a week but acts like they are older than everyone. laughs at their own jokes like they came from some top tier comedian. gave every one of their moots a stayc crash course when he most likely had homework to do

val @fairybinie - younger. probably claims they're the most mature and funniest out of their friend group but then absolutely goes feral once someone tells her she isn't. anger issues in general. also barks on the daily atp

ky @yyx2 - younger. definitely spends her free time with photocards of her biases like they're on a date together and then proceeds to go on tumblr to claim her boyfriends and make a new post about her current obsession member. will fight you to death if you bias one of her biases

nadi @yjwfav - younger. giving youngest child who would bite people just for the fun of it and who the neighbour's kid was scared of to even look at. also an absolute menace to society idk what to tell you

may @tyunni - younger. so so much younger actually. shares and inhales rikis kind of humor and probably has a folder with txt furry memes they constantly go through and secretly giggle while doing so. do i need to say more

[morioh-killer]

im not going on anon cuz i have no shame about this whatsoever (also, its not really dark content, more like... standing in the shade on a sunny day type dark, y'know? well, at first its not, it gets plenty dark after that sbdnnf)

valerie being the overprotective, mercilessly kill whoever hurts her wife, type yandere. (wait, is that a type of yandere? or am i just being dumb? (probably the latter tbh))

like, shes already pretty protective to begin with, but something just kinda, pushed her over the edge, tho its most likely you trying to protect her from something really dangerous and almost lost your life. shes constantly checking to see if youre ok, regardless of if youre feeling fine, she just doesnt want to lose you for real. she'd follow you wherever you went, even stalking you to make sure that wherever youre going you'll be ok. of course, if you manage to catch her stalking you, she'd just play it off like "i was just running some errands" or "i heard that there was a sighting of a really rare bird/insect/animal, and i wanted to check it out for myself" (she'd probably be torn about it, cuz on the one hand, if you decide to go with her, she'd be able to keep you close and safe, but on the other hand, she was bullshitting about the sighting and she really doesnt like lying to you)

the real fun comes when someone tries to hurt you, whether its a childhood bully that decided to start bullying you again, an ex that you.... had bad expreriences with to put it simply, or just some random person trying to mug you and pulls a knife or gun on you. val sees whats happening and she is pissed. she'd absolutely beat the crap out of them, but depending on the situation and how badly shaken up you are by what happened, she'd kidnap the bastard that hurt you, subject them to all sorts of torture before either killing them or letting them go, depending on her mood (tho she'd probably still kill the one she let go, just not right away. make them think that they've got away with it before she goes in for the kill, y'know?). disposing of the body would be pretty easy for her too. she does have a really big garden.... plus, shes an incredibly smart science teacher and she has a whole ass magic school bus.... i think its safe to say that no one would be able to find the bodies anytime soon

anyways, ive had this thought on and off for the past few weeks and im just- val isnt really the type to do this, but i think if something horrific happened and she almost lost you, she'd absolutely be like that.... while i dont neccisarily think she'd actually murder anyone, she'd def threaten them with it, and it would probably work, like, have you seen her?? shes like, borderline feral 90% of the time and i feel like she could be incredibly threatening if she needs to be

HIIII IVE MISSED YOU IN MY INBOX HELLO!!!!

I am trying to be discreet as i answer this in my Dr’s office but i am OBSESSED with you and Val’s ship. The love, the obsession, AAAAAAAA

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So I just had to do some headcanons for my 2 V's and their LI because they live rent free in my brain 24/7

V/Valerie:

-She uses humor and sassiness to hide that she is one who baby that is actually very soft and afraid on the inside. She rarely opens up and spends a lot of her her time trying to come of as cool and funny rather than let people know she is afraid.

-Jackie, Misty, Panam and River are they only ones that can get her to admit things without prying (aside from Angel who I headcanon eventually calls her after remembering parts of their convo and they become friends)

-She often talks with Misty about spiritual things since she follows a lot of the ideas Misty has. She never feels judged around her and enjoys just hanging out, lighting up some incense and talking about the metaphysical.

-She prefers Val to Valerie. Most times she's only called Valerie when she's in trouble (the good old fashioned full name fear). However whenever River tries to use it, it does other things to her and he uses it like a goddamn weapon when he wants to.

-Absolutely 💯% cannot cook. River tries to help, he really does but as soon as he leaves her alone for a second some how everything goes to hell in a handbasket. Still she loves to help, mostly because watching River do his thing is a treat.

-Good with kids, due to the Nomadic upbringing and the sort of shared family aspect of that life. Would never admit it (especially to Joss because she knows how it would end) but she could see herself having one or two kids in the future.

-Loves just snuggling down with River after a long day and vegging out and watching trash TV. She has a lot of energy but the quiet moments with him where sometimes they don't even talk calms her and makes her heart feel so full.

-Loves when River's dominate side comes out in the bedroom, though she absolutely also loves to test her luck with how much she can push him and how naughty she can be before she gets 'punished'.

V/Vincent:

-100% feral gremlin, he's not the brightest bulb but honestly he doesn't care. He wears his heart on his sleeve and is quick to state his excitement or displeasure. He shields himself off from his more "guarded emotions" like fear. Because he tries to be a tough guy he really does.

-He can be a big softy with his friends and is not above crying in front of him because tough guy attitude be damned he loves them and trusts them. Would protect Misty with his life because she's one of the few people he thinks is the most kind and genuine person he's ever met.

-Doesn't know shit about spirituality but listens when Misty talks and tries to pay attention though honestly he's clueless. "So is my...heart Chakra messed up 'cause I hit that car last week with that bike I stole?" 

-He HATES the name Vinny and he will go full on feral if someone calls him it. The only one that can say it is Jackie and Panam, and even then he'll play fight and hem and haw about it. Vin is okay but he's still not a big fan. Like Valerie he often only ever hears his full name when he's in trouble. But when Panam uses it he's literally that on Tik Tok (when I use my husband's full name) (immediate fear lol)

-He became 💯% smitten with Panam when she pulled out the rocket launcher to bring down the AV with Hellman. He's also charmed with the fact she so good with technical stuff (he was a nomad as well but he ham-fisted his way through a lot of his "fixes").

-He has a lot of energy and can get distracted easily so when Panam puts his head in her lap and rubs his brow and temples he absolutely melts because it's hard for him to relax.

-Would definitely sub for Panam and has definitely thought about her pegging him. Despite how tactless he can be, he wants to be at least somewhat put together when he broaches the subject. (Panam ends up asking first and he becomes and absolute puddle).