#val goes absolutely feral

[bunnybird-afk]

Fun Little Merlinverse Language Headcanons

Ok, so we know most of our Merlins are old af, and that most of them have the patience of saints so they usually don't get genuinely pissed off. But could you imagine how funny it would be if they started cussing in 'old' languages when they do snap? Except the languages they use are just normal languages irl.

Like I can so picture Sena seething at someone in Hindi but still keeping composed, only to snap and absolutely drag them in Tamil (like it is a good thing no one understands him otherwise they would not be able to look him in the eye afterwards). Or if he wants to pull the Divine Judgment card in more serious/formal moments he starts calmly lecturing them in Sanskrit putting every ounce of his godly authority behind each word (I think in that moment everyone would understand exactly what he's saying despite not being able to identify individual words).

Meanwhile Celestino (@meepinmeat) just takes a deep breath before slowly but purposefully reading someone to filth in old Latin. People might not understand the words, but they definitely get the gist when they can feel static crackling through the air due to the Archon's rage. ("Well, mark me down as scared and horny"- Valen, probably.)

And imagine everyone's surprise when soft-spoken little Pirin (@yohohonabottle) goes from irritable bat chattering to absolutely intense Slavic cussing, looking absolutely ready to curse someone's entire bloodline as he yells at them in Bulgarian. (Considering how terrifying Pirin's curses actually are, I cannot blame Val, Sinbad and Soren for being terrified of their little bat in that moment.)

As for Magister Starhawk (@fujimomozane), this man looks like he slays so hard. So I can't help but picture him being calm and collected before muttering the most horrendously accurate and specific insults possible under his breath in Ukrainian. (Though Chippy and Hammie were not expecting the magister to very vehemently tell a table to have a stroke after he stubbed his toe.) (Ps, please correct me on this one if I'm wrong. I've heard a friend explain it once irl and I thought it was really funny and in character for Starhawk.)

Meanwhile Korin and Damian are hiding behind Molpe (@mcnana) as she cusses someone out in Spanish for insulting her boys. Like they appreciate the gesture, but they are also absolutely shook considering that she's normally very sweet and soft-spoken. (Imagining Korin covering Damian's ears for this one. Like he doesn't know what's being said, but from Molpe's tone he knows a child probably shouldn't be hearing it.)

Please reblog this with your own Merlins! I'd love to hear your takes. (Especially @magister-violyste and @msbiaxalblanc, since Violyste is fairly young by Merlin standards, and Bellarose is fairly aloof and put-together. Also, Magister Zelda (@fgfirenation) clearly has no problem cussing, but I'd love to hear your take on her going completely feral on someone.)

[hiemaldesirae]

Okay, so everyone is all cursed cat Alastor *hates* Vox...but what if It absolutely ADORES Vox? What if it's just like Alastor's Shadow, and it holds ALL of the emotions Alastor won't show? So it's ALL over Vox? Vox can't get a moment alone, cursed cat!Alastor is ALWAYS with him. Following him, loving on him. Only allows Vox to pet him...attacks regular Alastor when he attacks Vox, actually *defeating him.* (Alastor hates that Cat. And is ridiculously jealous.)

oh i endorse this 100%. i wrote a little snippet for it even LMFAO

it gets a tad long so ill leave it under the cut. it is mostly word vomit but . you know.. hopefully u guys enjoy :)

"We should really consider just putting the poor thing out of its misery," Alastor shoots a glare at the curled up lump on the carpet, its foaming mouth bound with rope, even as it chews furiously at its restraints. "Why, if we didn't, we would be violating our own 'no pets' policy!"

"Alastor..." Charlie frowns at her hotelier, before chancing a hesitant glance back at the creature. "Look, no one's perfect, right? Can't we try giving the cat a chance, at least?"

The other residents in the room- Angel, Husk, Vaggie, and even Lucifer himself- all give her blank eyed stares, Angel and Husk in particular rolling up their sleeves to show off the long, deep gouges in their arms.

"Charlie, honey, I think I speak for everyone here when I say you should just let Alastor get rid of it," Vaggie grimaces. "I know you love animals and all, but that- *thing* isn't safe to be around."

"What? Come on, it's sweet!" Charlie turns around, her back to the creature as she motions to it, completely unawares of the furry animal finally chewing through the final bit of rope as it lunges for her, much to the horror of the other hotel inhabitants.

An hour later, Alastor finds himself and his shadow traversing the streets of Pentagram City with the creature held securely in his shadow's grip. "Hmm... so, then, where should we dispose of this little pest? Ah, I have an idea."

He snaps his fingers and in a moment, reappears in a cloud of black, smokey shadow- right in front of the Vee's tower. With a swift motion to his shadow attendant, his doppelganger releases the cat-like creature from its claws, the feral little creature immediately charging the doors of the tower once it's let free. Alastor barely manages to hold back a snort before he once more steps back into the shadows- tomorrow, he'd check back again and see how it was going for Vox. With any luck, the results would be entertaining.

Vox gets the notification in the middle of a meeting. It takes merely the wave of his hand to dismiss the investors and step out, rolling his eyes as he prepares to deal with Val or Vel's shit again for the twentieth time today.

"What is it now...?" He frowns down at his phone, before noticing his assistant's contact on the phone. "Dei? What is it? Did something happen to Lis?"

"Uh, no, it's not anything like that, Sir," the aquatic sinner responds nervously. "Though, um... well, we have a little bit of an emergency, kind of. Not... really, since it's mostly under control now, but we lost a few employees in the scuffle--"

"Just tell me what happened," Vox heaves a long suffering sigh as he presses a claw to his screen, ready to send out apology gift baskets to HR again.

"Um. Well, there is a... Populis calls it a cat, but I'm quite sure it's not any sort of 'typical' animal at all, especially since it has antlers and a monocle... anyway. There's this... *creature* just kind of running around on the main floor, and it took out about five workers before Baxter managed to subdue it."

Vox blinks once, then twice, and then sighs again. "I swear to fucking God- okay, go and contact HR so they can get you all tested for rabies or whatever the fuck it is down in Hell, and I'll come to deal with the fucking cat thing."

"Yes, sir," Dei replies dutifully before the line goes dead. Vox groans before schooling himself and his expression and disappearing into a flash and electric current, teleporting all the way down to the first floor of the Vee's tower.

"S-sir!" Papermint comes running toward him first, looking worried. "Um... so, uh, when Dei went to get the cat creature, it sort of attacked him too--"

"For fucks sake, do none of you know how to do your job properly?" Vox pinches his screen again, thoroughly done. It was fucking Tuesday and he was already hoping for the end of the week. Get rich and famous, they told you. It'll be fun, they told you. Fun his fucking ass-- he has to spend his morning sitting through investment meetings and now, having to deal with a rabid Hell animal and the fact that it was mowing down his workers like some sort of demented lawnmower. Fucking great, just what he needed.

He stomps into the main hallway with the little eel sinner trailing awkwardly behind him, eyes widening in surprise as he takes in the scene before him.

On the ground, his main assistants Dei and Populis grapple with a tiny red animal.

It... looks somewhat like a cat, if a cat had an unholy union with whatever kind of deer Alastor was. And it also had a monocle, and was foaming at the mouth (yeah, definitely rabies), while his tech administrator Baxter stood to the side and watched with a bucketful of popcorn in hand. Logi, possibly the only normal sinner he had under his employment, was trying her damnednest to pull the cat- who, by the way, was winning the fight with BOTH his assistants- off of Dei, whose ear was currently in its mouth.

"I really need a drink," Vox groans before he rolls his sleeves up and walks forwards into the fray, the air around him crackling with static electricity as he intends to separate the fighters, whether with force or not- but to his surprise, he doesn't need to use any force at all.

Instead, when the little cat creature sees him, its eyes light up before it lets go of Dei's ear, the manta ray sinner letting out a groan of relief before collapsing onto the floor, the other assistants rushing to help him up. The cat, on the other hand, leaps up at Vox, who instinctively catches it in his arms. It purrs as it rubs against him, seemingly no longer hostile towards any of the other sinners in the room.

Vox stares down at the cat. It stares up at him, then grins.

It's... kind of cute, actually. In a really weird, freaky way.

"Uh... boss?" Baxter raises an eyebrow as he looks at the cat held securely in Vox's arms, then at the gaggle of sinners trying to make sure that Dei doesn't bleed out. "You gonna help, or...?"

Vox rolls his eyes before he sends a bolt of electricity over at the sinner and burns the bite, effectively cauterizing and closing the wound. "I'll have HR deal with it and get Dei a week's worth of paid recovery. Any more than that and I'm not covering it. You guys just get back to work after the cleanup crew comes, got it?"

He sighs down at the creature in his arms as he walks out of the main lobby, frowning to himself. "What am I going to do with you...? I've got a fitting with Dorian later, and he's *definitely* not gonna allow you in... and what the hell do you even eat, anyway? Better not be my workers- and oh dear god, I've got Vark, too, I can't believe I forgot about him-"

Still, even as he grumbles to himself, Vox can't help but recognize the truth: no matter what difficulties this little shit brings him, he's definitely keeping it.

A week's worth of time passes before Alastor finally finds some free time to go off and take a look at how his *esteemed* rival has been doing. He's half expecting half the Entertainment District to be destroyed by the time he returns, but there's nothing of the sort. In fact, business seems to be going about as usual... but then again, this may be one more of the TV demon's methods of avoidance. Vox *was* always a good actor, after all-- even if his own life was falling apart, he would never let that show.

So with that reassurance settled in himself, Alastor decides to take a risky move and get in closer range to his target- he slips into the shadows surrounding the crowd of reporters gathering around the ground floor of the Vee's Tower, clamouring for the chance to see the Media Overlord in the flesh.

Strangely, they all seem more chatty today-- Alastor didn't recall any sort of holiday being today, so it seemed that there was more information to be heard... and *that* was surprising, the revelation that something interesting may have happened while he was gone. Was it perhaps because of the hellspawn he'd dropped off a week earlier?

His question is answered not even a moment later, when Vox steps out of the doors, a confident grin on his face and a small, hissing red creature draped around his neck like a scarf.

Alastor's eye twitches.

Did he *keep* the damned thing? And why the *fuck* was he absentmindedly petting its fucking ears?! *That should have been him!*

[prince-liest]

I just wanna gush bc omg I love the 666 series so much. I think it made me realize I might be... furry-ish? adjacent? I just find it so satisfying how you go into detail about the unique body features of both of them, the way it feels to have deer ears or kiss a TV and just generally how much thought is put into the way their bodies work, and I've realized that my interest in that kind of idea is a pretty good reason to partake in more explicitly furry media lmao. Anyways

I'm also really in love with how you maintain the balance of each of their personality traits. Vox is simultaneously so pathetic and cringefail (also your dialogue for him is perfect, I can hear it crystal clear in my head) but also he has vastly more emotional intelligence than Alastor, no doubt at least in part because he has to deal with Val, and he's able to marginally calm down with his obsession to deal with sticky situations, but even then he still retains his personality and bumbles things sometimes because of the flaws in said personality! It's great. I also really appreciate the balance you've struck with Alastor, I feel like often Alastor is either written to either soften up so immediately that it feels disconnected from his character or is written overly mean and heartless for my liking and the way you've written him is such a delicious balance between softer aspects such as the prey instincts or moments of vulnerability and his untouchable and manipulative self, and also the way this side of him is neither written as wholly a front or wholly his real nature and the complex ways this makes him struggle with his increasing vulnerability. TL;DR arghgr your characterization is so good it makes me go a little feral

Also while I'm here, I'm curious whether you can give an answer to the degree to which Alastor is touch-averse. There's obviously a lot of ways in which he fundamentally dislikes touch but it also seems like there's at least some kinds of touch where he doesn't dislike the touch itself so much as he's afraid of the way it brings about feelings of caring and/or enjoyment being cared for. I'm curious how much, in general, you would say his touch aversion comes from either cause and possibly what kinds of touch do/don't provoke those flavors of aversion

Omg, what a lovely ask to receive. Honestly, everything you said that you enjoy about how I characterize these two is very much what I've been actively gunning for, so it's an absolute delight to see it outlined back to me. Success!!! Thank you so much!

And ahaha - I'm not a furry but I fucking love inhuman characters. Being raised in the pits of Homestuck fantroll RP made me enjoy the whole "they're bug/fish aliens" thing and it definitely rears its head again any time I encounter characters with inhuman qualities. I love writing Vox's TV/computer-ness and Alastor's deer and radio bits, and integrating them into who they now are as people.

As for Alastor's touch-aversion: It's funny that you ask about this, because the next chapter of 666 is going to dive into it a bit. Specifically into the fact that it's not, like, a set of boundaries that is consistently defined, and I write him that way on purpose. The very first time he and Vox sleep together, Alastor bottoms. He becomes significantly less amenable to touch after he goes through an uncomfortable rut cycle that gets sexual. By the time Vox convinces Alastor to fuck him, Alastor would never let Vox do that again and frankly only agrees to topping because Vox gave him an option that didn't involve getting his dick out. Then in the next episode, they're having clothes-off sexual contact. So, what gives?

Things that play into Alastor's willingness to touch and be touched as far as Vox is concerned:

How does he see Vox at that point in time? Disgustingly entitled (ew)? Hilariously beneath him (haha who cares)?

Does he care about what Vox thinks of him? Does Vox touching him draw his attention to positive or negative assumptions he has about Vox's perspective on doing so?

What value has he attached to this particular touch in the power balance of their relationship? Is he humoring Vox? Does he assume Vox thinks he's owed this? Does he perceive it as something Vox is genuinely doing for him?

Has he tried this particular kind of touch before? He's pretty willing to experiment, but that doesn't mean he'll do something twice without a compelling reason if he didn't like it the first time.

Is he getting off on this situation sexually? If so, is it fully willing (read: not a byproduct of uncomfortable hormones) on his part? That only really happens when he's in a submissive role and Vox is hitting a few very specific kinks, a major one of which is basically CNC tilted 30 degrees to the left.

Is he enjoying the touch in platonic ways? How does he feel about that? Is it a vulnerability to want something? Is it feeding his ego to be catered to? Is he worried that what he enjoys platonically is being read into in ways he doesn't like?

Is he fucking drunk? Things that bother you when sober often seem like a non-issue when you're not, both on a physical and emotional level.

How much touching has been happening recently? Has he hit his limit? Did he deliberately put himself into a situation earlier to have his limit be hit and surpassed, and now he's in the aftermath?

He does have a certain fundamental purely physical dislike of touch, but it's something that is really affected by how he perceives each individual situation as well as his relationship with Vox at that time, and his previous experiences!

[xxnomadsxx]

ooooh, just thought of something. Troll ambassadors take a trip to grey troll village for a week or so for observation. How would this go? Cuz like, the tribes got an overall idea of different trolls living in harmony there BUT they really want their representatives to learn about how the grey troll village functions first hand.

Ooh! Would Synth and Branch still become besties?

I want Synth and Branch to be besties because their friendship was adorable 🥰 (they would have a polar opposite dynamic in this AU)

At first everyone is filled with a lot of concern and hesitation (plus some fear) to go but eventually they give in because friendship. Overall they have a lot of different opinions about the village.

Low note is pretty cool with the Village he enjoys talking to the other funk trolls, and likes seeing all the technologic advancements in the village they made with what little supplies they had (most of the grey trolls think he’s like the coolest guy ever) he is somewhat freaked out by the feral (trolls?) but does give some of them “cool nicknames”. He tries to bring over some modern funk troll tech to help out the village (to which they greatly appreciate the supplies) Overall he mostly tries to help out the village with small problems they have by using tech, he also observes how the trolls react with one another. The only one he doesn’t get is the leader he’s…strange? to say the least. Branch avoids him and the other ambassadors at the beginning, and when Branch does see them he runs in fear and hides. low note almost gave him the nickname “Skippy two shoes” until he watched Branch save a deaf rocker (have a callback from another post) from almost getting crushed. Branch was later given the name of Ace (I’m sorry I just hate the nickname “skippy two shoes” and wanted to give Branch justice by giving him the nickname he wanted)

Val just goes with the flow and hangs out with the grey rockers who are a surprisingly lazier than the normal rockers (until they get given a job to which they become the hardest workers) Overall she’s really chill with the trolls but concerned for them (she’ll never say that tho) She respects Branch but will deny it (she’s also worried for him, something she’ll never admit to either ) She enjoys how reckless and loud the feral trolls(?) are. And hates how quiet the village can get. She did join a couple hunts and had a blast (she broke a guitar over a predators head) Overall she enjoys how “relaxing” and laid back the village is (she considers the village this due to the lack of parties and normal troll behaviors and thinks everyone just relaxs alot) She also basically became an honorary feral troll.

Dante finds the grey trolls barbaric but tries to respect them. He finds the place shabby and messy. He enjoys being around the grey classical trolls as they are the only ones who have any sense of class. He struggles with the other grey trolls as they are really different than the trolls genres he’s been around. He hates being around the ferals the most they are absolutely a mess in his opinion ( I mean he ain’t wrong) He finds the grey troll activities repulsive (he went on one hunt and is disgusted by what he witnessed) but he understands why they are like this and does spend time with the citizens (and bites his tongue at their imperfections) He also enjoys being around them because they are the perfect muse for some of his pieces. He’s weirded out by their leader tho and has deemed Branch the 2nd most feral thing he’s ever met (take a wild guess who the first is Hint check some previous posts)

Synth goes with the vibe of the grey trolls as best as he can. He tries to rave with them at times but he doesn’t understand why they freak out every time he has his 4am raves? After being told to stop by Branch he decided to get to know the him more (by doing many different techno activities with him) and one of them actually gets him stuck in a quick glitter pit due to lack of 4am rave and not paying attention (it’s basically the same thing that happened in that one scene) Branch comes in and rescues him, to which Synth gave him the nickname Dubstep and the two became friends (Synth will never admit he grew a crush on the grey troll, and before you argue with me just look at the scene there was so much romantic tension!!!!!!!) They basically become besties and pen pals. Synth later is allowed to rave again if he keeps the noise down (Branch actually joined him once)

Holly darling immediately gifted everyone in the village personal gifts after being their only a day (everyone liked the gifts as they were actually useful items and not party supplies like all the other gifts they’ve been given) Holly helps out wherever she can in the village and chats up a storm with whom ever she sees. She helped with all the hunts, and was quite liked for actually helping out around the village. She apparently has a way with the feral trolls as she is one of the few trolls able to wrangle them. She calls Branch cute still and does try to befriend him with gifts but can never find the perfect gift for him (she basically keeps scaring Branch off with her friendliness)

Overall everyone learns a ton and now sometimes visit the village when they have enough time off..but they have a hard time fighting off the pits of despair they feel every time they’re there.

[eyesteeth]

⚠️⚠️tsv s3e2 spoilers⚠️⚠️

okay, so val is a fucking gamechanger. no wonder shrue mentioning the withermark got such a small response. what's a wave against something that can make it so there was never a wave? and the fact that she may have ulterior motives is soooo delicious. the point of a weapon and a tool is that a hunk of metal cannot object. and since val is a being built on lies, she has no prerogative to be forthcoming.

and like. the identity death that could occur. the character relationships that could be rendered moot. whole arcs of development could be completely squashed.

you never left. you never stayed. the words were never said. you liked your job. you never made that god. there was never a river. your father never died. you were always for the war. you were an only child. there was no mark in the town by the river. a man never came to you on your eighteenth birthday. there was never a tank in the forest. you never said you wanted to be a cop. there was never a kiln with cups handed out afterward. you were never loved. the loneliness seeped in until it killed you.

there is so much potential here. it's like a raw bloody steak of things that could go horrible and i am munching on it like a feral beast. the absolute psychological monster this could make. it's so good and so sickening and i can't wait to see where it goes.

[achillesunly]

I have been pulling an all nighter because yk the Hype forbade me from sleeping

So here goes

I have dabbled late at night in the dark arts: leaks

Did not look for it I just happened to fall upon it, did Not interact tho because hey! not great leaks not great

But I love each and every of the shit they do for season 2, I won't mention any here coz once again, leaks and spoilers but hell yeah

Hell FUCKING yeah, even

And I need to expose my thoughts and theories on season two here tho because I Am Going Feral

Now a practical list:

I swear to fuck I HOPE so goddamn bad that Adam will end up in hell like not really dying dying. I don't know where the fuck demons and angels who die again are going but hey! It would be so fucking metal if Lute and demon Adam had a face off HELLOOO I love them so much if it could end up in a romantic ballad or rock song or deep shit or some shit like that maybe in season three ig but ZHEHHDHS YEHA, like maybe Adam to join the Vees to fuck the hotel over by pure pussy rage would be fun or becoming a sorta rockstar !! in hell with mammon (I saw someone on twt hc this) but due to the lawfully divided franchise (my heart weeps) I don't think that would happen, at least not with mammon showing . Anywho to have Adam not be a selfish asshole out loud my fucking gOd it would be insane I'd foam at the mouth and piss fire

I also hope none of the Vees die because they are my babes at heart 😔🤲 such good villains cannot waste them ffs, I know some people think Val will die and I sure as fuck hope not he's too rich, I hope none of my darlings gets killed, they're far too interesting. AND WHAT ABOUT MY STATICMOTH IF ONE DIES HUH? I could NOT handle that, I need the power couple fucking everyone over , and I NEEED VISCERALLY NEEEEEEED A VOXVAL SONG AAAAAA

I Hope so bad that there are a bit more episodes to the season as well goddamn, because we had what nine or ten? I mean that is fucking fantastic don't get me wrong but as with everything that I love, I want more. Might be wishful thinking and it's not so terrible if there is the same number of episodes which it most probably will, I'd just like some more is all 💅💅

I wish Charlie would be less portrayed as the typical main girl of your typical fantastic teen book and more like her pilot version. maybe I'm a bit dramatic, it's not that bad, really, but her pilot self was quite different in the way like, more diva like, more feral, I can't put it into words, properly, but you get the feeling it's, it feels a little different.

I NEED RADIOAPPLE HELLO PLEASE BY GOD I NEED IT. I do need that and I won't say anything about anything but I am HOYPED. I am insanely shaking in place, foam down my chin, I'm crying blood with want. I just think they're neat. I love the dads. I really cross every single finger on my body. They are so good, the tropes are pure gold down my throat I want to make two puppets of them and bonk their faces together.

HUSKDUST PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, sweet lovers, domestic and sweet lovey love PLEASE have them doing shenanigans and BEIEHEHEHVDBDB HELLLOOO FLIRTINGGGGG

Radiosilence I want more lore I want that shit straight up my veins shooting in my brain I want to never being able to think of ANYTHING ELSE just fucking jot that up my jugular goddamn I love me those RivALs pleeeeeaaaaase oh my god id go fucking insane

I need the new fans the second season will bring in not to be complete morons who think their opinion is law, that a show about demons is about moral upholding, and finally being fucking children unable to think farther than their own shitass shoes. And hope that the ones already like that will kindly Leave or learn to Shut the Fuck up. And mature up

Also no bullying any VA if that needs to be said for absolutely FUCKs sake, which is in direct link with the former point. Like, learn to be a human and shut the fuck up, learn to think in Your head before voicing out your thoughts and do Not force anything on anyone

[lightningandfireinmybones]

Whaddub babies!

Okay bestie so... I had an idea.

I was thinking about that Daemyra brothel scene in ep.4 and...i felt inspired ya know?

So i am picturing either young or older Valaena sneaking out of the keep at night to go on her own at Fleabottom. Just to see how the common people live. Enjoy their night along with them. Maybe drink some alcohol, just to experience this on her own kinda hidden from everyone else. Aemond though followes her.

She notices him because he ain't exactly subtle. A tall striking figure covered in a dark cloak shadowing her throughout the city isn't sth to pass by one's attention.

So she decides to fuck with him and enters a brothel both to try and lose him in there and also to egg him on. (Now.. in our Universe I'm not exactly sure how Aemond feels about what Aegon did when he was 13 but...if we choose to look past it or mercifully just assume that Aemond straight up left immediately and went back safe, that works too!)

Aemond follows. He sees Val. He decides to make himself known (bc dumbass still isn't exactly 100% sure that he has been compromised). And..... I have many thoughts on how it could go on from there BUT!

At this point i choose to introduce the same prompt in the modern!au. Valaena absolutely decides to visit a sex club. Maybe with Dalton, probably on her own to see what's going on. She is fascinated by the raw, free, unashamed sexuality of the place.

Modern Val would much easier decide to participate in a scene I feel. Just a small one, not very explicitly sexual. More of a D/s demonstration.

Aemond would explode the galaxy before letting that happen, letting her be touched by anyone else, letting her be so vulnerable in front of strangers, having her submit to anyone but himself. The rest is history.

PS

If it was indeed younger them in the "canon", universe going out I can see her being freaked out by Aemond's swift and intense response to her and whatever may happen between them at/because of the brothel and thus deciding to avoid him. Which in turn makes him even more feral because now he's been face to face and experienced first hand how sexual of a person Val can be.

OH BESTE I’VE BEEN SAVING THIS ALL DAY TO MAKE SURE I HAD THE TIME TO RESPOND AS IT DESERVES, I HOPE YOUR INSPIRATION NEVER ENDS

Bc i’m picturing older valaena, since that first time where aemond killed the man, wandering king’s landing, completely lost in the memories, as aemond follows her around (she clocked him immediately but she’s nostalgic for a second, so she lets him follow until she gets bored)

Valaena likes the feeling of him watching her, but decides to see how far aemond will go, so she heads for the street of silk, feeling aemond closing the distance between them, his irritation and rage palpable as she drifts deeper and deeper into the lush and sensual street, the sexuality getting turned up with every step 

When she’s close enough to see the cold rage on Aemond’s brow, she starts to realize that goading him like this could be a mistake (in tdopom, aemond punched aegon in the face when he tries, and he’s able to head home safely, so his feelings re: brothels are not tainted by ~that~)

And valaena heads into a brothel, the one that has a woman tied up in the front room, with a whip on the door, hurrying through the rooms as aemond is hot on her heels and she knows that when he catches her, he’s going to punish him for a)leading him on a merry little chase and b)going into the brothel when she is his 

I would like to say aemond catches up to her in an empty room of the brothel as she’s trying to escape through a window, and let’s just say the nature of the brothel gave him some,,,ideas

And then modern au! Excellence: valaena is so frustrated by not ever finding that same feeling with anyone else as she got with aemond, and goes to a sex club to explore

BOY DOES IT DELIVER, she’s is more turned on than she’s been in years, she’s getting the same thrill (not the same, she’s kidding herself, but it is something), and she sees how easy it would be to just unwind from the world and let go of every bother,,,,so she enters a scene

Something easy, something simple, kneeling in front of this tall dark haired man (DALTON GREYJOY), crawling to him maybe,,, but before she can even get on her knees, aemond who, oh no who knew, goes to the same sex club (he doesn’t particpate except for sexless domming acts, he’s a watching man waiting for valaena to come back), is absolutely exploding out of the woodwork and stopping her, telling her she belongs to him alone

Absolutely divine thoughts bestie, may your pillow be cold always

[acertainmoshke]

Hi magnolia

How well do your characters interact with children? Rank them please.

Hi!! (Am I supposed to come up with a name for you too or do I just call you Sleepy?)

This is such a fun question I'll do it for all 3 main character sets, ranked from best to worst!

The Cold Iron crew:

Maggie is probably automatically best in that she has had actual exposure to both children and societal conventions. However, she doesn't believe in lying or talking down to children, and this results in her treating them mostly like mini adults, which makes them love her right up until she forgets that they can't actually process things the same way.

Kris is naturally better with kids than Maggie actually (really the two are probably a net tie), but has no sense of what is child appropriate. This goes for language and topics in front of them, but also for being down to take the newly adopted 10-year-old and 4-year-old on wildly dangerous adventures they don't have the coordination or understanding to function on.

Shaka naturally has no natural talent with kids, though they learn some after accidentally adopting the world's most feral one. They tend to be sharp, impatient, and not at all understanding.

The Emerald Outpost team:

Esther, despite being a badass spy, is already a parent at the beginning of the book and is (initially) very competent at balancing that with her work, and is great with her daughter. She doesn't go out of her way to interact with other kids, but she knows how to and is good at it when she meets them.

Nasir doesn't have kids at the start but is a natural fit for the fun uncle type and spends a lot of time around Esther's daughter.

Val is the tech part of the spy team and also already a parent at the beginning. She didn't dream of being a parent, it just happened, but she loves her daughter and is very protective and supportive of her. She's still second because she is absolutely aggravated by any other child, and though she would never say that out loud it makes her interactions stiff.

Euyla doesn't have kids and never really gives them much thought. They don't particularly exist as people to be bothered with to her. If she had to interact with one, she would be caught totally off guard.

Minerva also doesn't have kids and very firmly has never wanted them. She's not, like, mean to them or anything, and does eventually get to like Esther's and Val's daughters, but strange ones grate on her nerves and she hates the idea of being responsible for one of her own.

The Cracks in the Stone family:

Sunka would put the most thought into interacting with kids. Plus, they do actually want to be a parent. They're married twice but never actually have kids of their own, but they love to greet local children and give them treats and sometimes join their pickup ball games.

Nalki is the most fun with kids, playing their games and being very fair about treats, but they also have a tendency to end things when they get bored rather than when the kids do.

Ko'a never wanted kids but does have one, and they're a loving parent. They're nice enough to other kids but don't go out of their way to interact with them.

Azja is very shy and anxious and tends to rely on others to guide the conversation. Since kids don't always do this, or at least don't start one with a quietly hovering adult, they tend to keep to themself around them.

[missinglittlebritishfriend]

Fuck, marry, cuddle, kiss, get drunk with: you know who they are -.-

*s i g h*  -.-

i did this to myself, didn’t I?

welp, let’s begin

fuck: ummmmm idk we’ll come back to this one later (*coughs* why would you make me choose lmaooo)

marry: Joann, without a doubt. I just love her so much, you know? She’s the kind of person I could happily spend the rest of my life with. We are so similar in some ways and so different in others. We would support each other unconditionally and fdashfgldhslfgdhskl I JUST LOVE HER SO MUCH CAN YOU SEE?!?!

cuddle: probably Captain Georgiou? idk I just think she would be cuddly and warm. She would know when I’m feeling off and offer a break to cuddle or just spend some quiet time together. I like quiet times and I think she would like them too.

kiss: Michael! Kissing just goes against everything she learned in Vulcan. There’s no reasoning behind it, just the expression of illogical feelings, but in her journey she’s been rediscovering (yes i know it’s bad) and experiencing these human emotions again. Just like her, I have never been inclined to those kinds of feelings before, so it would be cool to experience this together... and who wouldn’t want to kiss Michael, right??

get drunk with: KEYLA because can you imAGINE THE POSSIBILITIES?!?! I’ve never gotten drunk but, you know how I am while sober, so just IMAGINE how I could be while drunk. And KEYLA?!?! Her cocky and macho personality would just multiply x100000 and I’m so here for it. Doing the stupidest shit imaginable, going absolutely feral and having fun together?! Y E S. We would be fucking unstoppable and a hazard to society. DEAL WITH US UNIVERSE!!!! >:D

fuck: and I guess I’m fucking Emperor Georgiou because WHY NOT. Honestly idk why I even left it to the end. I would be dead even if she doesn’t directly kill me and I’d be thankful anyways. There’s no better way to die ;)

send me five names to fuck, marry, kiss, cuddle and get drunk with!

[weebsinstash]

God so while I'm on the roll of sharing Valentino x Reader ideas and you're all being so reciprocating--

Another idea that I've had for a fic is that, the whole "reader dies, meets val by chance, he kinda gives you a job and a room at the studio on a whim" thing, right? But in this idea, the room he gives you was an old set, and one day someone mentions to Val, "hey, isn't that the old hidden camera room?"

Snap cut to Valentino figuring out that the cameras are still in the room and connected to power, just turned off, and out of curiosity he begins occasionally spying on you through the hidden cameras, connects it to his phone so he can just pop in and peep on you whenever he pleases

But then! There's some sort of incident where an employee finds out the cameras are turned on and thinks that means Valentino wants to do something with them. And it turns out the cameras in your room? Have now been connected to a livestream on one of Val's smut sites (cause some people are crazy into voyeurism and just stalking in general and I imagine as a businessman Val has a hand in a little bit of everything)

And... your stream is surprisingly popular! There are plenty of sick fucks in Hell who are either watching you for their own entertainment, simply bored, and then others who are just plain getting off on knowing you're completely clueless to everyone watching

you: * just enters your own fucking room*

the chat, going feral: it's them! 😳😳😳😳😳 It's them! 🥰🥰🥰🥰 pogface pogface pogface 👏 they sneezed oh my god 😍😍😍 hi yn! Hi! 👐 now show us your feet

Valentino, silently creeping in the chat and realizing he now has to make the decision of either losing a new source of income or having to share you with an entire chatroom of freaks: oh god fucking damn it

And then on a more serious note, I can imagine someone eventually finds Reader and tells them, like a rabid fan tracks you down and you find out that way, and you start either completely avoiding your room, or doing things that you know will bore or disgust people.

But like..m on the angst side... imagine you never find out about the cameras and the chat, and by extension Valentino, gets a window into your depression and mental illness issues. Can you even imagine, crying alone in your room, absolutely devastated, and you start self harming, like cutting or something? The chat goes INSANE

"💀💀💀💀💀 NO!! 😱😱😱😱 where's val? Where's Valentino? Does anyone have his number? 😰😰😰😰 Where are the mods? 😭😭😭😭 YN no!!!! 😱😱😱"

Suddenly you have either henchmen or Valentino himself breaking your door down to stop you because, well... the pimp tells himself that it's because by hurting yourself you're diminishing your value and hurting his bottom line, but really, it's because he doesn't want to see you hurt! Not that he'll ever admit it! The pimp has become the simp and now, it looks like he'll have to keep a closer eye on you than ever before~

[junityy]

Do the moot game @/ughopeworld did! It would be funny seeing it from your perspective

GOD i can already feel that im bad at this but let me try LMFAO

mita @eternallyhyucks - older. literally only by age bc mitas humor CANNOT be put into words as it is so damn weird and she makes ur mom jokes all the time. would also laugh at farts, like she'd be rolling on the floor crying. bullies everyone

mira @jaysstarz - younger. could pass as the same age tho. seems somewhat mature depending on the day but then she goes and bullies her younger siblings and then gets offended when they bully her back

lola @ughopewrld - younger. only by like a week but acts like they are older than everyone. laughs at their own jokes like they came from some top tier comedian. gave every one of their moots a stayc crash course when he most likely had homework to do

val @fairybinie - younger. probably claims they're the most mature and funniest out of their friend group but then absolutely goes feral once someone tells her she isn't. anger issues in general. also barks on the daily atp

ky @yyx2 - younger. definitely spends her free time with photocards of her biases like they're on a date together and then proceeds to go on tumblr to claim her boyfriends and make a new post about her current obsession member. will fight you to death if you bias one of her biases

nadi @yjwfav - younger. giving youngest child who would bite people just for the fun of it and who the neighbour's kid was scared of to even look at. also an absolute menace to society idk what to tell you

may @tyunni - younger. so so much younger actually. shares and inhales rikis kind of humor and probably has a folder with txt furry memes they constantly go through and secretly giggle while doing so. do i need to say more

[morioh-killer]

im not going on anon cuz i have no shame about this whatsoever (also, its not really dark content, more like... standing in the shade on a sunny day type dark, y'know? well, at first its not, it gets plenty dark after that sbdnnf)

valerie being the overprotective, mercilessly kill whoever hurts her wife, type yandere. (wait, is that a type of yandere? or am i just being dumb? (probably the latter tbh))

like, shes already pretty protective to begin with, but something just kinda, pushed her over the edge, tho its most likely you trying to protect her from something really dangerous and almost lost your life. shes constantly checking to see if youre ok, regardless of if youre feeling fine, she just doesnt want to lose you for real. she'd follow you wherever you went, even stalking you to make sure that wherever youre going you'll be ok. of course, if you manage to catch her stalking you, she'd just play it off like "i was just running some errands" or "i heard that there was a sighting of a really rare bird/insect/animal, and i wanted to check it out for myself" (she'd probably be torn about it, cuz on the one hand, if you decide to go with her, she'd be able to keep you close and safe, but on the other hand, she was bullshitting about the sighting and she really doesnt like lying to you)

the real fun comes when someone tries to hurt you, whether its a childhood bully that decided to start bullying you again, an ex that you.... had bad expreriences with to put it simply, or just some random person trying to mug you and pulls a knife or gun on you. val sees whats happening and she is pissed. she'd absolutely beat the crap out of them, but depending on the situation and how badly shaken up you are by what happened, she'd kidnap the bastard that hurt you, subject them to all sorts of torture before either killing them or letting them go, depending on her mood (tho she'd probably still kill the one she let go, just not right away. make them think that they've got away with it before she goes in for the kill, y'know?). disposing of the body would be pretty easy for her too. she does have a really big garden.... plus, shes an incredibly smart science teacher and she has a whole ass magic school bus.... i think its safe to say that no one would be able to find the bodies anytime soon

anyways, ive had this thought on and off for the past few weeks and im just- val isnt really the type to do this, but i think if something horrific happened and she almost lost you, she'd absolutely be like that.... while i dont neccisarily think she'd actually murder anyone, she'd def threaten them with it, and it would probably work, like, have you seen her?? shes like, borderline feral 90% of the time and i feel like she could be incredibly threatening if she needs to be

HIIII IVE MISSED YOU IN MY INBOX HELLO!!!!

I am trying to be discreet as i answer this in my Dr’s office but i am OBSESSED with you and Val’s ship. The love, the obsession, AAAAAAAA

[magpie-scribbles]

So I just had to do some headcanons for my 2 V's and their LI because they live rent free in my brain 24/7

V/Valerie:

-She uses humor and sassiness to hide that she is one who baby that is actually very soft and afraid on the inside. She rarely opens up and spends a lot of her her time trying to come of as cool and funny rather than let people know she is afraid.

-Jackie, Misty, Panam and River are they only ones that can get her to admit things without prying (aside from Angel who I headcanon eventually calls her after remembering parts of their convo and they become friends)

-She often talks with Misty about spiritual things since she follows a lot of the ideas Misty has. She never feels judged around her and enjoys just hanging out, lighting up some incense and talking about the metaphysical.

-She prefers Val to Valerie. Most times she's only called Valerie when she's in trouble (the good old fashioned full name fear). However whenever River tries to use it, it does other things to her and he uses it like a goddamn weapon when he wants to.

-Absolutely 💯% cannot cook. River tries to help, he really does but as soon as he leaves her alone for a second some how everything goes to hell in a handbasket. Still she loves to help, mostly because watching River do his thing is a treat.

-Good with kids, due to the Nomadic upbringing and the sort of shared family aspect of that life. Would never admit it (especially to Joss because she knows how it would end) but she could see herself having one or two kids in the future.

-Loves just snuggling down with River after a long day and vegging out and watching trash TV. She has a lot of energy but the quiet moments with him where sometimes they don't even talk calms her and makes her heart feel so full.

-Loves when River's dominate side comes out in the bedroom, though she absolutely also loves to test her luck with how much she can push him and how naughty she can be before she gets 'punished'.

V/Vincent:

-100% feral gremlin, he's not the brightest bulb but honestly he doesn't care. He wears his heart on his sleeve and is quick to state his excitement or displeasure. He shields himself off from his more "guarded emotions" like fear. Because he tries to be a tough guy he really does.

-He can be a big softy with his friends and is not above crying in front of him because tough guy attitude be damned he loves them and trusts them. Would protect Misty with his life because she's one of the few people he thinks is the most kind and genuine person he's ever met.

-Doesn't know shit about spirituality but listens when Misty talks and tries to pay attention though honestly he's clueless. "So is my...heart Chakra messed up 'cause I hit that car last week with that bike I stole?" 

-He HATES the name Vinny and he will go full on feral if someone calls him it. The only one that can say it is Jackie and Panam, and even then he'll play fight and hem and haw about it. Vin is okay but he's still not a big fan. Like Valerie he often only ever hears his full name when he's in trouble. But when Panam uses it he's literally that on Tik Tok (when I use my husband's full name) (immediate fear lol)

-He became 💯% smitten with Panam when she pulled out the rocket launcher to bring down the AV with Hellman. He's also charmed with the fact she so good with technical stuff (he was a nomad as well but he ham-fisted his way through a lot of his "fixes").

-He has a lot of energy and can get distracted easily so when Panam puts his head in her lap and rubs his brow and temples he absolutely melts because it's hard for him to relax.

-Would definitely sub for Panam and has definitely thought about her pegging him. Despite how tactless he can be, he wants to be at least somewhat put together when he broaches the subject. (Panam ends up asking first and he becomes and absolute puddle).

[lassieposting]

mevolent strategies to fuck in KotW

- Do the daily death ritual totally naked in front of his maids. (And Valkyrie ಠ_ಠ)

Does Vile approve this ??

I. Actually have Thoughts about this

So. Mevolent has a warlock father. This is very rare, because while warlocks and sorcerers are technically compatible, a baby warlock absorbs A Lot of energy while it's developing in the womb, and since the two species use magic differently, that usually means a hybrid pregnancy is likely to be fatal for both mother and baby. So the fact that Mevolent survived long enough to be born in the first place is. Kind of a miracle, tbh.

However. Mevolent inherited the warlock power level. He didn't inherit the ability to fuel his magic by consuming souls. This is...not really compatible, long term. Sustaining that amount of raw magic without souls essentially leaves Mev with a sort of chronic illness - he gets very drained, very exhausted, he'll have random body pains where he's overexerted himself, his skin goes more yellow during a flare up, etc. In the og!universe, Nye managed this for him to the best of its ability. Nobody knows where he comes from or what the problem's cause is, so it just does its best.

In the Leibniz universe, Mevolent has told Vile about all this, and they've come up with a fix. Necromancy is powerful, and so unstable most sorcerers can't use it without a channelling object...which means it's a pretty good substitute fuel for someone like Mevolent. Of course, he's an elemental. He doesn't have any necromancy of his own. What he does have is a partner who's a) powerful enough to have plenty of magic going spare and b) willing to share with him.

The "pool of black liquid" is Nye's creation, but has Vile's magic in it. Mevolent dies, is resurrected and healed in the pool, and the shot of energy he gets will stave off any unpleasant side effects of his, like, soul deficiency syndrome.

It doesn't have to be a violent death. Nye could technically just put him to sleep, and it would still do the job. He chooses to die violently because he's a ball of religious issues and lowkey swamped with guilt over his happy longterm relationship with a heretic - he's giving himself the punishment he believes the gods command in his dreams.

(Logically, Vile thinks this is stupid. But he also knows when arguing a point with Mev is just an exercise in futility, so he's long since let the matter drop.)

So not only does he approve, he's providing the magic used to bring Mevolent back in the first place

Also, lbh, necromancers get kind of high on residual death energy. Places that have seen a lot of death and the living dead are either comforting (Craven in the retirement home, Melancholia with the Black Cleaver) or exciting (Wreath the first time Valkyrie meets him in the murder house, Melancholia getting a thrill out of feeling Val die) to them.

Vile doesn't attend the daily death ritual - he's watched one lover die and has no desire to do it again, ever - but after it's finished Mevolent is brimming with residual energy from a violent death and restored strength/power, and lowkey "smells" like Vile's magic. Which probably sends Vile absolutely feral horny (and cuddlier than usual).

The nudity is kind of, irrelevant to most people involved. Vengeous, Vile and Mevolent have all spent hundreds of years soldiering, where there's little room for blushing and modesty - Mevolent is a practical man; he doesn't want to keep ruining clothes with his own blood. The Redhoods are trained like the Cleavers, so they spend a lot of time fighting naked, so to them a body is just a body.

(If the maids feel awkward about it, they're smart enough not to mention it, and on the rare occasion when a prisoner is brought in at an inconvenient time, well, nobody really cares if a prisoner is uncomfortable.)

[mychemicalaromanticism]

things ive already established r on this post

besties this got so fucking long but heres a giant ramble about cherri

okay so. there are huge differences betwn cherri as a hyperviolent drac hunter and cherri as a friend of the four and cherri as the girls mentor. with the first one he was 17 and desperate to distance himself from his upbringing so he went all in on Being A Killjoy. he was always one of the first ppl to rush into a fight and he fought hard. he blew up his fuckin hand with that attitude. and all the while he was just racking up more unaddressed trauma and eventually he ran away from that, too. giving himself radiation poisoning was more appealing than facing his problems.

so as a teenager/young adult hes kind of constantly in a panicked state. hes scared the people from his past are going to find him and drag him back with them. so he lashes out and he runs away over and over again.

i said in another post that he has some past life shit goin on which usually would give him a connection to the witch that manifests early in life, but with all the stuff hes gone through he has been Preoccupied. he can become oblivious to almost anything that doesnt apply to whatever hes focused on. not in a hyperfocus way its likeeeeee. when u live on survival mode during prolonged periods of stress. hes immune to magic bullshit bc hes too tired and scared.

anyways around his mid-20s he finally has a little more stability (as much as the average person living in the zones can have, that is) and he finally notices that Weird Stuff happens around him. basically: out of my list of Powers People Connected To The Witch Have he has the prophetic dreams/enhanced intuition as well as a form of sensing ghosts where he can see auras and kind of like, echoes of past events in ppls lives. that look like auras. itz complicated and not of utmost importance so im leaving it at that.

anyways thats what makes him start writing poetry. just 4 funsies he'll describe his weird experiences and embellish them to make em pretty. just as a casual hobby n all that.

he would forget fun ghoul in between the times they ran into each other but its pretty easy to be reminded of who fun ghoul is. the most insane 10 year old cherri has ever met. cherri isnt a brother figure to ghoul. hes just. his friend that happens to be more than twice his age. its whatever lmao

to cherri, ghoul is kinda like a stray animal he keeps seeing. which is hilarious. ghoul actually goes and finds him to introduce him to jet when they start running together, and cherri meets party and kobra (spark and birdie at the time) when he drives the four of them to a party. because he has a truck hell yeah. so now instead of one stray animal he has, like, a feral cat colony that he drives around occasionally. i have no real-life human relationship equivalent to them because irl if some guy that is not related to any of you and isnt even a childhood or family friend and theyre hanging out with you? they are usually not a safe person lmao. but this is my fantasy land and im too stubborn to change anyones birth years even though ghoul being born in 2004 makes everything really hard to make not creepy.

so yeah hes a casual somewhat friend of the fab four. hed probably get more and more concerned as they got famous. the beginnings of any sort of protective feelings, awww :) that sets him up for becoming the girls mentor.

OH FUCK. THE GIRL..... i think if i was in my late 20s and i heard that the gang of 13-17 year olds had adopted a 5 year old kid i would go bananas. what the fuck. it is a LONG while before cherri meets her. but he has the strongest affection for ghoul (if you could even call it that) and ghoul absolutely adores the girl and swings her around under her arms like a cat to show her off to cherri and its very endearing and the girl is sweet and funny so its easy to be around her. and (unfortunately) she is somewhat used to interacting with weird easily agitated people so she kinda gives him space. cherri isnt quite the uncle figure the fandom usually makes him (i luv uncle cherri sm but he simply cannot exist in the universe ive created, f), but hes a little similar.

and then the four had to go and pretend to die. lol.

when the girl was kidnapped, fucking everyone who knew her was ready to storm the city then and there. like regardless of how little you knew her, if you had ever met her you would fucking die for her. she is pure childish charisma and shes precious. i love the girl. so cherris immediately on board with whatever plan the four make to get her back. ive already talked abt how it fucked up the girl tho; there was no way to tell her that the four werent actually dead, she sees the building collapse and she shuts down. and cherri has to fight against his instinct to leave the radio station and never come back when he sees an eight year old girl sitting dissociated on the couch. that fucks everyone up.

i just realized i havent talked about literally anyone else at the radio station. i think cherri started lingering around the station bc it was safe and sheltered while also not being a popular spot. there are less kids there (people pass through but its not a hangout spot). he was kind of just hanging around to get away from the heat and noise and dr d took notice. because that man can see ur soul and no one knows if thats literal or not. so theyd chat a few times a day and show pony was the one 2 get him out of his shell a little and also was the first one he mentioned his poetry hobby to. im making this all up right now as im writing bc i dont know anything about LITERALLY any of the ppl associated w the radio like im not even going 2 try with chimp n newsie i do not have the willpower to tackle all that. justttt. cherri pony n D become bros and live 2gether there.

back 2 the regular timeline. the rescue mission happens in 2019. the girl lives at the station until 2023. during that time she is very much depressed and withdrawn and is only happy when the four come to visit. none of the Adults know how to help her so they just keep her safe and cared for and hope she'll open up to them.

she does not. she takes the weird cat thats been hanging around and she runs away.

cherri does not see her for three years. shes still worse for wear in the mental health department and he can see all kinds of visions of what shes been through since the last time he saw her and he fucking hates the ultra vs bc they remind him of his past. he does not want her going down that path but its obvious that she isnt crazy abt the ultraviolence thing either so thats a relief.

they have a kind of tense relationship throughout the comics. he feels like he failed her and that spirals into feeling like he failed the four for not being a good adult to them and fun ghoul for not helping enough when his commune was bombed and all kinds of shit and that irrational thinking mixed with plain old, yknow, caring about the girl, is what makes him take a bullet (laser. whatever) for her.

i was trying to figure out the timing of each of their ghost experiences, but i want both of them to talk to the witch and im just gonna make it like dreams where a whole buncha stuff happens but irl its been like seconds. so its like barely a second while the girl has her Witch Convo and cherri FINALLY gets a straight answer, yes there is weird shit going on with him having powers. he doesnt have any story-significant past lives because im lazy, hes just an old soul. like really fuckin old. the amount of latent life experience and stuff his soul/energy/whatever has picked up along the way makes him VERY noticeable to gods n stuff. he fuckin lights up all the alarms like what the FUCK is that over there. she wasnt rly able to get to him or even properly notice him while he was a kid and a young adult so shes happy to finally see him again. he has a STRONG sense of familiarity with her. they know each other on a wild ass level that he cant really comprehend.

welp thats some more lore I'll have 2 think abt. anywayz

post canon is when he and val get to have the most awkward spiderman meme moment of realizing that they have the same trauma SOOOOO thatz fun lol /s sorry kings i thought it would be fun to give u something fucked up to bond over <3

not much changes in his personality. he has a better understanding of Weird Magic and delights in freaking out the ultra vs but for the most part he returns to his life at the radio station. i love him

THIS GOT SO CRAZY LONG I DID NOT MEAN 2 GO THROUGH EVERY PART OF HIS LIFE LIKE SOME WEIRD CHARACTER STUDY but here we are. this is basically a first draft like almost all of this is subject to change but u gotta start somewhere. so heres my start i love this guy. its probably obvious but i have not read ANY twitterverse killjoys stuff </3 maybe i will someday idk

[feelin-woozy]

Can I get something for the Male LI’s (including Valerius if possible) of being so deprived of each other that the moment you two lock eyes the rest of the day is purely spent getting it on?

It’s always Valerius hours on this blog. || 🍋N🍋S🍋F🍋W🍋

Lucio

Will tell u he misses you, but in the form of filthy whispers in your ear as he has you pressed against the wall. Also will ask how much/if you missed him

Just clings to your clothing while you’ve still got it in (which won’t last long.)

Like seriously, would probably try and tear your fucking clothing off. Goes feral for .5 seconds if you don’t tell him to calm down.

Probably wouldn’t go straight to some kinky sex though, it would be rough but not particularly kinky outside of some dirty talk.

Would likely get progressively kinkier through the day though if that’s what you’re feeling. He’s more than content to just have some lazy affectionate sex with you too if that’s what you’re in the mood for.

Valerius

He probably won’t tell you he misses you, but you can tell how much he missed you by the way he kisses you with such abandon. 

Just kinda, imagine him losing his composure and he’s just all over you.

Would probably go straight to something kinky unless you said otherwise.

And he would absolutely take his time in wrecking you and reducing you to nothing

Breaks out some fancy wine for y’all to enjoy in between sex and that’s how you know he really missed you because he doesn’t break out fancy wine for just anyone.

I don’t think it would all be kinky sex though, I think he’d love for something slow too bc the man craves affection just as much as anyone else even if he isn’t super open about that.

Julian

Just begs for you between kisses. He’s super needy.

Probably won’t last long the first time y’all are getting down but he will absolutely use his mouth // fingers on your after to make sure you get off if you didn’t while getting nasty.

Breaks of just snuggles and him telling you how much he missed you and was thinking about you. Which would probably lead to some dirty talk and boom, round two of your fuck marathon.

I think throughout the day it would be a lot of variety. I HC Julian as a switch so you two would have some fun with that through the day.

Might be kinky sex, might also be the kinda sex where he makes a terrible joke and y’all laugh so hard the moment is ruined lmao

Muriel

I think he’d be similar to Julian in that his approach is a lot sweeter than Val or Lucio who are just sins on wheels.

Lots of kisses, his hands running up and down your body like he’s trying to relearn every curve and crevice of your body.

He’s not in any rush, he takes his time and makes sure to tell you how much he missed you and loves you.

Really wants to make sure that you’re having the best of times, absolutely gets off on getting you off

Would rather spend most of the day making you feel good so pls insist on making him feel good too. He would never deny you that lmao