#vagina boy

[queergraffiti]

“vagina boy”

Eugene, Oregon, USA

[everyoneisgayandtrans]

[sidewalkgotme]

Lmao trans

[restlesscrustacean]

shoutout to all the girls scratching their balls and all the boys resting their tits on a desk

[director-yomi-hellsmile]

Genuinely hate how asking non-binary people "ok but are you a penis enby or a vagina enby" is seen as a normal in so many spaces on here we truly did progress backwards didn't we. No the random non-binary person that follows you does not owe you any answer if you ask them whether they're "tme" or "tma" or whatever new binary you just made up to be annoying. In fact they should be allowed to kill you

[killjoygerardx]

thinking about penis girl and vagina boy... i hope they're doing well...

[cleaverqueer]

My real problem is I'm flamboyant as fuck but I keep thinking if I don't present masc enough everyone will see me as some silly girl

[palilious]

*shoves him in your face* LOOK AT MY SON [preesh to @yoteako for the sona/oc template]

[lynxindisguise]

new sirius hc is that he never received proper sex ed for, well, obvious reasons. in fact, his parents told him that when two people get married, a baby is magically bestowed upon them. 

so he thinks that he and remus can’t have children because gay marriage isn’t legal. 

and then harry is an accident (obviously), and sirius is deeply confused because THEY AREN’T MARRIED. how is this possible???

this is how he learns that, even if gay marriage is legalised, he and remus will never be able to have children. 

this is devastating news. (“it isn’t fair! we’d make such pretty babies, moony!”)

remus is absolutely baffled, but he does his best to console him. 

[msnihilist]

I think trans!Timmy fans should have some fun with the fact that Wanda and Cosmo can canonically perform instant, perfect surgery.

[binch-i-might-be]

alright that's it I'm bringing up my stupid unspecified vagina trauma in my next therapy session

[vero-niche]

new Mainstream Big Hit shounen anime so bad it makes me wish gege didnt end jjk so it could continue its popularity reign forever

[chocolate-floof]

Lil sketch I did. I'll let y'all know if I color it but it's literally 4 am rn.🥱🥱

[naturenaruto]

nobut literaly i love a forced???

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

transed??????????? jiang cheng like hear me out lmao

-his parents only married bc forced obviously so they needed a Reward from the marriage to reinforce that they did the right thing what they had to blahblah

-what is this Reward oh right a child ofc

-so they first have yanli and ofc yzy is trying sthhoo hard to reasurre that they needed one of these too and that shell make a good bargaining chip in he future just gotta give it 10-16 years hehheh..

-then jfm is like k fine ill deal BUT we had better have a baby with a PENIS next OR ELSE

-BAD NEWS! they dont get a baby with a penis

-cue yzy scrambling to come up with a way to justify a girls existence (So Difficult) bc they already have the one (1) they didnt need TWO babies w vaginas goodness no so after evaluating her state and determining that no more will come out of her own vagvag she then comes up with a brilliant plan that will get everyone what they want: trans their infant

-so they decide that since they havent declared any name or whatever Theres Still Time so they just....start telling everyone they had a son (wiiiith a penis™️) and they had already told yanli she had a little sister but oops haha kids just tend to mishear misremeber things haha nope defintly a little b r o t h e r *yzy glare* yanli: haha o yes my younger BROther haha yes can i go now

-crisis averted

-so then they just decide to raise her ahem him as a son therefore heir Everythings Fine and besides yzy: oh it just doesnt even matter i mean girls can become *just* as good cultivators as boys cough im sure with myyyy training (and genes) he'll be the best in the sect anyways not like a u know what makes any difference amirite jfm: 😒 uhyeah sure honey whatever u say😓

-so anyways jc is raised as a boy and yanli does in fact know but defers to her mother at first and then jc and so

-GREAT NEWS! jc is Perfectly Fine being a boy™️! no worries here haha

-but as it turns out even when it looks like boy and walks like a boy and talks like a boy and fights like a boy if it doesnt have that penis™️

-well

-so this is why i [hc] that jfm resents and dislikes and invalidates jc because he doesnt......see him as his actual son

-like thats why hes always secondguessing and calling him out and pointing things out and commenting on him like......he doesnt do those things to yanli bc theres. o point yanli does whats required of her and also she doesnt Really Matter but jc unfortunaltely does matter and jfm resents that a vagina could be an heir and yzy knows it and knows her husband never respected her even though shes canonically lauded as a cultivator....and knows that the only reason he validated™️ csr is bc he was fluffing her up bc he wanted to marry her....not bc he wanted a cultivation partner but bc he wanted a Wife™️

-well yzy is no mans Wife™️ so she does her Absolute Best to ensure that jc is qualified (and he is!!!!!)

-except enter wwx and all that scheming goes out the window bc now jfm has found not only an actual (re: had penis) son but csr'ssss son and he now plots to put him in front of jc even going so far as to imply that they could somehow untrans him by ~revealing~~ that oopsies he was Actually A Girl the entire time hehe but now she'lllll be married to the successor Mr. Wei so its k now

-!!!!!!

-yzy: *~~~zidian~~~* -jfm: *muffled broken screams of a man being beaten by a woman* -so blah blah blah ppl dying etc blah

-after everyones dead and wwxs gone.....jc just......was never really asked by anyone not even yanli if he was ok with any of this he just kinda said well i still have long hair the clothes are more comfortable i still wanna cultivate does it matter whats in my pants???? its all baggy anyways whos business is it! *classic jc glare* -so besides the (now very dead) wen no one knows or at the very least they pretend like they dont so its realy never an issue

-jc feels fine it doesnt feel forced the only problem was that he knows it was never meant for him and that no matter how good he got........someone with a penis was always going to be better

[feral-and-or-horny]

U ever put an egg in u cooch ? My gf won't do it

W. Why would I?? There are literally toys made for that??

[slumbering-shadows]

"Katie the last thing you paid me was in 2019 and it just says 'Vagina Chocolate'"

PLEASE I want so badly to know what the FUCK that is