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You know, before this year the worst thing I would have said about Neil Gaiman's work is that he likes to make arguments about race that are maybe not an upper middle class white Brit's lane to be making, but knowing what we know now, there are several conspicuously recurring themes on the fundamental nature of relationships between men and women I'm inclined to examine in a new light.

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Me as fuck

Born to be a muppet, forced to be a man

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Do you think they realize how much cooler that makes it sound?

Like. I'm not even an apotheosis type of guy. But you do know that makes it sound so much cooler right?

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-Pyrrha Dve

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Lmao trans

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Me with my 27 inch light up penis

Clocked in, Cock out!

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#Tara Gillespie crawling out of her deep dark pit

MCR POSTED SOME CRYPTIC BULLSHIT ON INSTA THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!!!!

whAT TJE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!

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Buy a bus and name it the “down with cis bus”

I think I'd rather have a Down With Cis Cybertruck

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vehicular manslaughter chappell roan be like you can hit a hundred boys with cars

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Unreliable Narrator: Not Paying Attention

Unreliable Narrator: Actively Hallucinating

Unreliable Narrator: Six month old Infant

Coming soon in the Unreliable narrator series! Ancient Rage Barbie!

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if you abandon gender hard enough you can unlock the secret state of nirvana where all clothes give you the thrill of crossdressing

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once again thinking about the fact that harrowhark nonagesimus is a five-foot-nothing necrophiliac dweeb ass nun. she is soggy and bleeding and does not sleep enough. for most of htn she has about 3/4 of a functioning brain. she looks at everyone like she's worked out how to kill them. her entire life is consumed by an all-encompassing grief and guilt that isn't even hers. she's got a mean sense of humor and pockets full of dubiously sourced teeth. and every eligible bachelorette in the nine houses would fling themselves into the sun for her hand in marriage.

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New theory: Gideon isn’t stupid or unobservant at all. She is just deeply committed to not making discoveries after her first major discovery went so badly as a child. Any time she starts to be in the vicinity of Clues, she intentionally redirects her focus to tits and swords so she doesn’t accidentally end up with forbidden knowledge.

(And no knowledge is more forbidden than the knowledge that Harrowhark is madly in love with her.)

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Worm with problems at the Olympics

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all lyctors know is be bisexual , eat cavalier & lie