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Literally who said that? What do you mean😭😭

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School teachers be like: what do you mean you don't like your desk mate and you want to move!? That's so rude! Todd is such a nice guy!

And then this is Todd:

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Not yet but we're getting there man😭😭 us gen z Americans are just watching our world go up in flames and all we can do is make memes about it😭😭 the bad part is the damn "trad wife" trend. Not all of us want to get married to a 24 year old at 16 then pop out his children left and right hoping he doesn't find a more attractive woman. The WORST part is that some women do it without the ring OR the contract. I want to bang my head into a wall 🙃😭💀

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Y/N: *in high pitched tone* you wanna get high? *Sparks up*

A VERY stressed Ashley: *starts crying in relief*

Homelander watching all of that:

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A blog that likes to ship ciel Phantomhive x Sebastian Michaelis just followed me. I blocked them, of course. I don't care if you like my art, my fics and my memes. If you ship children with adults then that is fucking disgusting. Remember, just a month ago when I had proshippers telling me that this isn't a real problem and that I'm delusional. I've blocked a shit ton of people in this week alone. If proshippers don't want to be seen as those disgusting waste of spaces, then y'all shouldn't let them into y'all's group. This is a real issue. If you like that shit, block me. I don't even want to know that you exist.🙄🙄

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Lil sketch I did. I'll let y'all know if I color it but it's literally 4 am rn.🥱🥱

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How fun. fellow Americans September 23 2024 might just be the day marked in future textbooks that the start of ww3 started. I wish everybody luck in these next few months. Though I do wonder why considering our president is a Democrat and Democrats are supposed to be the anti-war party. I'm not a Democrat or a Republican but our political spectrum feels like less of a spectrum now. What I'm really wondering is why and how women are supposed to be popping out babies with this atmosphere. Like ppl are like "The birthrate is dropping!!!😱" Like bitch, eggs are over 8 dollars and your talking about babies 🙄🙄🙄

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Completely random tbh but the current worst thing ab try to decorate my room is that I could easily go and get pictures printed in color at the library for free to hang on my wall. But I can't go to the local library to get pictures for free bc I'm fucking banned from the premises bc I was such a fuckin menace when i was a little kid.

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So while I'm literally punching air over my menstrual pain I thought up a Vought reader scenario with a little real life inspo and would love to see other expand on this idea if they also find it interesting or funny. So, reader ofc works for Vought, they don't really ever work with supes in person as their still climbing the corporate ladder but they do their job well. The only time they've ever spoke to anybody even remotely close to the seven was when Ashley had come to them to ask for an update on homelanders points, as they work on the social media team at Vought, their job in the team was to basically scrub the internet for the publics opinion on vought. They've seen some SHIT from it, including the more... Vulgar displays of the publics opinion from homelander, but they have have to persevere to get that sweet paycheck every Thursday. Growing up in a area where people are normally on the more 'family friendly' with the way they speak had left them severely underprepared for the confidence that the anonymity of the Internet gave people, which allowed them to say basically anything, and they certainly did. Sometimes leading them to go to the bathroom to try and stave of the nausea. They themselves are more of a loner, staying to themselves often time felling awkward and scared of talking their everyday coworker. Sleep deprivation and overworking themselves to try and run from the imposter syndrome constantly eating at them. Your average corporate wage slave one might say. But one day, waking up with a rare dose of confidence that lasted through out the day, they decided they were going to go to a small office party they were going to be having later on that night. They decided to wear a very ~complimenting~ outfit/dress when they go. Homelander is there, he doesn't have anything better to do and he's bored so he sits in on the party, watching. No one comes to him, everybody knows how he can be to those he deems lesser than him. They don't really think about this as they look at him sitting alone in the corner with a far off look in his eyes, their sympathy genuinely clouding their better judgement. They walk up to him unannounced, nearly startling him as they said "hi." in a quiet tone with a small smile. He looks over, suddenly hearing them next to him, further away than he had thought, it sounded like you had spoken directly into his ear. "Hello?" He said, genuinely confused at why you had just walked up to him. "A-are you enjoying the party?" They ask, trying to start a small conversation. He almost immediately snaps into his 'work face' "oh yeah, it's nice that you guys have these... Little.. get-togethers. I, uh.. I like the work you guys do here, you guys do... alot for Vought, we'd be NOWHERE without.. you guys!" He gives a little chuckle afterwards. They, immediately felt like the entire sentence was nearly.. rehearsed? Fake? It just wasn't right but they tried not to let their anxiety and paranoia get the best of them and respond with a "thank you, that definitely means a lot coming from you." They were fighting their nerves suddenly feeling cold all over. "I'm glad that I can help Mister.homelander, sir" they imagine slamming their face against every surface possible as they they choke, suddenly feeling like a golf ball was in their throat, sweat collecting in their hair. Before they can manage to squeeze anything out another man walk up to them, tapping them on the shoulder. They turn to him and he asks them out. They immediately feel the ball in their throat get even bigger, thinking of a way to get out, to just go before they suddenly burst into tears. "N-No..." They say before just turning and walking out as fast as they could straight to the elevators and back home. homelander was very confused at what had just happened, how quick their emotions had just rose and fallen in quick succession suddenly feeling his curiosity peaked. The next day he comes to visit the office area, asking for you describing your appearance.

"Oh you mean y/n? Their fucking tweaking in the bathroom right now" answer one of them

"what?"

"Their freaking out." They supply

"Why?"

"read this."

"WHAT THE FUCK"

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Me when I check the homelander x reader hashtag and a fanfic with the EXACT plot and writing style I want isnt there

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Just a lil joke horror comic I made a while back that I low-key forgot about

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Saccharine by Jazmin bean is so homelander coded

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Y'all my fucking sleep schedule is in ruins, I sleep for two hours at 11-12 am, then im up until 11 pm or 2 pm where ill then sleep for 6-8 hours I feel drunk and i want to cry for literally no reason. Insomnia is a fuckin bitch😭😭

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No but fr how hard is it for people to not be p3d0s or p3d0 apologists😭 it's like everyday now

THEY GET IT!!! "iTs a dIsoRdeR" baby I don't care.🥰🥰

Like that one psychology student. "Don't spread lies about "pedophilic disorder" honey I'm not spreading lies. I'm spreading hate unapologetically. That's what happens when your literally the worst thing a person can be . Don't let nobody try to tell you that you wrong for feeling that way about pedos. That psychology student (scroll down a little on my blog and you'll see what I'm talking about that) tries to compare PEDOPHILIA to Narcissism and psychosis, like honey I've had experiences with all and can tell you beyond a shadow of a doubt:

- Narcissism can ruin lives

- psychosis is a terrifying experience I don't wish it on anyone

- PEDOPHILIA IS LITERALLY THE WORST THING YOU CAN DO ON PLANET EARTH

Kinda crazy how many ppl have been spamming me with hate because I hate pedophiles. This is why I'm not longer a member of the left, I've just left politics all together, it's tiring and people expect you to be an extremist for listening to the other side so I can come up with realistic opinions rather than letting others tell me to believe. If you've had any experiences like mine then I'm sorry. That really does suck, I think I'm starting to loose faith in humanity.

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Me: pedophilia bad

Ppl: but-

Me: *crashing out*

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Artists be like:

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Writing a homelander x reader fic is literally pro shipper behavior. According to your own logic you are a proshipper and a pedophile :) hope you get the help you so obviously need

Y'all really don't want to read the whole post do you? Or my many responses I say that I don't like people who identify themselves as proshippers because most of the times their okay with adult x child ships, I literally see it on here all the time and it's disgusting, that is what I've been talking about it literally say it in the tags you doofus, not "all proshippers are predators" I said "pedophiles are disgusting" as in people who make pedophile ships and real pedos these people hurt children by convincing them that is is okay and normal, I know this because I was almost a victim of it. "My own logic" I said a fact and that's that pedos are fucking gross. End of story. And as for my fic. How many homelander writers have proshippers dni in their blogs? Its literally almost everyone I've come across. Self shipping is different than proshipping, and even then the fic is one sided, lmao bc I think he's a bad person and would never actually get with him and I wanted my writing to reflect that.