#sorry if i described you😭😭

[chocolate-floof]

So while I'm literally punching air over my menstrual pain I thought up a Vought reader scenario with a little real life inspo and would love to see other expand on this idea if they also find it interesting or funny. So, reader ofc works for Vought, they don't really ever work with supes in person as their still climbing the corporate ladder but they do their job well. The only time they've ever spoke to anybody even remotely close to the seven was when Ashley had come to them to ask for an update on homelanders points, as they work on the social media team at Vought, their job in the team was to basically scrub the internet for the publics opinion on vought. They've seen some SHIT from it, including the more... Vulgar displays of the publics opinion from homelander, but they have have to persevere to get that sweet paycheck every Thursday. Growing up in a area where people are normally on the more 'family friendly' with the way they speak had left them severely underprepared for the confidence that the anonymity of the Internet gave people, which allowed them to say basically anything, and they certainly did. Sometimes leading them to go to the bathroom to try and stave of the nausea. They themselves are more of a loner, staying to themselves often time felling awkward and scared of talking their everyday coworker. Sleep deprivation and overworking themselves to try and run from the imposter syndrome constantly eating at them. Your average corporate wage slave one might say. But one day, waking up with a rare dose of confidence that lasted through out the day, they decided they were going to go to a small office party they were going to be having later on that night. They decided to wear a very ~complimenting~ outfit/dress when they go. Homelander is there, he doesn't have anything better to do and he's bored so he sits in on the party, watching. No one comes to him, everybody knows how he can be to those he deems lesser than him. They don't really think about this as they look at him sitting alone in the corner with a far off look in his eyes, their sympathy genuinely clouding their better judgement. They walk up to him unannounced, nearly startling him as they said "hi." in a quiet tone with a small smile. He looks over, suddenly hearing them next to him, further away than he had thought, it sounded like you had spoken directly into his ear. "Hello?" He said, genuinely confused at why you had just walked up to him. "A-are you enjoying the party?" They ask, trying to start a small conversation. He almost immediately snaps into his 'work face' "oh yeah, it's nice that you guys have these... Little.. get-togethers. I, uh.. I like the work you guys do here, you guys do... alot for Vought, we'd be NOWHERE without.. you guys!" He gives a little chuckle afterwards. They, immediately felt like the entire sentence was nearly.. rehearsed? Fake? It just wasn't right but they tried not to let their anxiety and paranoia get the best of them and respond with a "thank you, that definitely means a lot coming from you." They were fighting their nerves suddenly feeling cold all over. "I'm glad that I can help Mister.homelander, sir" they imagine slamming their face against every surface possible as they they choke, suddenly feeling like a golf ball was in their throat, sweat collecting in their hair. Before they can manage to squeeze anything out another man walk up to them, tapping them on the shoulder. They turn to him and he asks them out. They immediately feel the ball in their throat get even bigger, thinking of a way to get out, to just go before they suddenly burst into tears. "N-No..." They say before just turning and walking out as fast as they could straight to the elevators and back home. homelander was very confused at what had just happened, how quick their emotions had just rose and fallen in quick succession suddenly feeling his curiosity peaked. The next day he comes to visit the office area, asking for you describing your appearance.

"Oh you mean y/n? Their fucking tweaking in the bathroom right now" answer one of them

"what?"

"Their freaking out." They supply

"Why?"

"read this."

"WHAT THE FUCK"

[psymachine]

belated birthday art for @ratcoffin69

based on an upcoming fic (that i'm very excited to read 💚)

[noodlesoup1819]

Everybody go read Transcendence on Ao3 by @chuuyasporkie!!!

If you could redo it all, what would you change? Or: an AU where everything goes according to plan, but Dazai actually dies in the prison, and Chuuya is transported back to the past with the chance of doing everything right this time. Heartache, scheming, and healing ensues.

Chapter 9 gutted me 😭 (in the best way possible) but it is absolutely one of my favorites so far. I wanted to include more of their conversation from that chapter but there was just SO MUCH, so I had to just try to capture the vibes instead. If you haven't read it and you're intrigued I cannot recommend it enough. It is so beautifully written none of my art will ever do it justice 💖💖💖

[spade-12]

Haihaiiii!! Congrats on 100+ followers!! 🥳🥳🧡🫶

No requests but I just wanted to tell you that I really love your art color scheme, the way u paint (it's soft and clean at the same time AAAA) and your Deuce! ♠️

Idk how or what u saw on ur Yuusona to say that they are cringe or ugly, cause they are def aren't that 🫵

Have a good day!!!! ✨✨✨💗

WHAT THE HELLLLLLL 😭😭😭😭😭😭 THIS IS GORGEOUS WHAT??? HAHAAHASSHEIWSM MY JAWS DROPPED TO THE FLOOR, 😭 MY. MY YMFRISR FANART??? THIS IS SENSUAL THIS IS HUH?? PAUSE EVERYONE LOOK, WHAT, IM FREAAAKING OUT BRO? THANK YOUU, OH MY GOD. THIS IS BESUTIFUL WAKING UP TO THIS MASTERPIECE OH MY GOD.

THE WAY YOU DREW THEIR FACE?? 🥹🥹 THE SMIRRKK THE WAY THE HAIR FLOWWSS, ITS SO NICE!?..?

THE LITTLE SQUIGGLY BLUSH TOO?? OH MY FODDD

IM GOOBLING THIS UP, IM JUMPING UP IN DOWN BRO I CAN NOT COMPHREND MY HAPPINESS?

YOUR LINEWORK IS TO DIE FOR, ITS SO FLOWY AND COMPLIMENTS THE COLOR WELLLL!!

RAHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THIS IS BEAUTIFULLLLL

😭🫶❤️💝❤️ THANK YOU FOR THE COMPLIMENT, MY ART IS HONESTLY WACK, BUT YOUR COMMENT IS SO SWEETTT,!!

YOU PR ART IS AMAZING BPDK, I CAN’T BELIEVE ANYONE WOULD DRAW ME ANYTHING DUDE, IM BLESSEDD🥹

I TAKE PRIDE IN TRYING TO DRAW DEUCE WELL, BUT SERIOUSLY, 😭😭😭😭 WHO IS RHISSS?? YOU DREW THEM SO WELL??

NO REQUESTS I KNOW, BUT I TRIED DRAWING LEONA FFOR YOU 😭

THANK YOU THANK YOUU AHSSHSUWN 😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️🫶 -♠️

[kazumahashimoto]

the four pillars of the bey time shift

[aroaceleovaldez]

bestie I am so sorry but no it did not 😭😭 that's like saying Zeus was pregnant with athena 😭😭

[post in question] i mean there's a mythological debate you can get into with that but i digress

regardless, the book does outright state that the cacodaemons were with Nico since his first encounter with Nyx - they were the stuff in the shadows he kept seeing/sensing that weren't really there. And then Nyx pulled them out of him during their second encounter while actively referring to them as their children. It's not explicitly literal mpreg but putting it into as few words as possible it's mpreg. He's a teen parent and theyre explicitly from him and had some sort of functional gestation period and i hate it lots.

[fumifooms]

What do you think of Lamari (Laios and Namari)? Both as a ship and the relationship between the two.

I don’t like it sorry broski 😔 Seeing them interacting in ep 9 again made me see the appeal more, it’s cute how they interact, how they trust each other’s abilities and judgement! But ship wise…… I can’t. I’ve been seeing cute fanart of them around though, and I know a few people on discord that like them too. Like hmmm I guess I can see the appeal in the dynamic even if it doesn’t grab me but I can’t form a narrative for them… Usually I need both to truly get into a ship, a dynamic I find fun or interesting + some sort of progression and impact it’d leave on the characters, I don’t really see the character/relationship arc that’d happen, or at least not one eventful enough for me. When it comes to how I think their relationship is during canon, I see it as being professional and hinting at maybe friends, a neutral rather than negative thing mind you.

With Laios, well I’ve spoken about his character and arc before a bunch, but with Namari the part that interests me most is the whole exile thing, how she works hard to fit in both with keeping a good work reputation and shaving, for example, and how she’s not all that good with it because of presumably her bold personality... Because of this and more, and spoilers but I’ve planning on making a rarepair post about it for a while, I like shipping her with Toshiro mainly. I think that she balances out his doormat tendency but his cool attitude would be soothing and grounding and- Well gdbdgdg you see how it is. And to a certain extent I can see why people would want to apply the same logic to lamari, but… I don’t even think Namari and Laios would be able to bond over both being foreigners much tbh, I feel like Laios would sort of remain an odd mystery to her and though they could connect in a weird roundabout way I don’t think they’d exactly understand each other— and see this is the part of lamari appeal I get, the sort of tentative tension of "oh you actually respect me. That feels… Rare. And nice." Thouuugh like I was saying to be fair, it’s true Laios also tries and fails to fit in so that could be an interesting angle to go at it with. I think Namari wants stability and I just don’t really think it complements Laios well. I think trust’s the most important thing with Laios so on his side him liking her enough to be interested or open to a relationship I could see, though in a kinda mild and dry way imo… Like with Laios especially when defining how he and someone fall in love, there are sort of two modes right, and of course these coexist to some degree, but there’s Laios being his partner’s silly goober, and there’s Laios being very mature, more of his subdued stoic but composed self, all king-like, the more like connecting through meaningful conversations side. And idk how to put it into words but with lamari, I feel like Namari being paired with him doesn’t give a fresh spin on the former, and with the latter I feel like they’d always keep missing each other halfway communication wise, I don’t see them ever getting to that level where they deeply intuitively know and understand each other and how they work, maybe Laios -> Namari yes but Namari -> Laios I don’t see it, like I said I think it’d remain like, a mystery that nags at her and she might feel attracted if anything, but I can’t see them as more than casually dating idkk idk.

Namari has that fun ‘gets fired up about what odd things Laios is doing and reigns him back in’ dynamic but it’s something that literally so many other characters have too. I’m not knee deep into Namari yet so who knows maybe I have a wrong angle, but I did start giving her some thoughts bc I have a fic I have in mind for toshimari I wanna do. But yes it’s cute how protective she can get even if it’s shouty or tough love, like how she looks out for Laios’ equipment and for him not to get scammed, or brings in Toshiro here in the convo because she doesn’t want Toshiro to do his conflict avoidance thing and not stand up for himself & stay in the party even if it sucks hah. That bold borderline rude protective personality of hers with that awkwardness with intimacy/non-professional relationships is what’s unique to her I think, but yeah the laios & namari duo strikes me as strangely distant yet strangely interested coworkers who exhange glances over the cashier desk but personally I can’t see myself doing anything with that.

I’m not here to say it’s a bad ship or anything obviously! It just really doesn’t call to me personally and I don’t see stuff with them that I’d find interesting to analyze, if anything it’d involve the wider party a lot. I do want to make a masterpost on Laios’ career history and the old members of his party so I might analyze how Namari and he interact in those pre-canon comics idk. But yeahh like I find nothing to dig deeper at personally, you could make cute fics of them hinting at interest between the two, if Laios went to get drinks with her at a tavern etc etc, but all I see with them is just what canon straightforwardly showed us and I don’t get the urge to explore the possibility of them at all.

Sorry to disappoint, but yeah I won’t be a good source of lamari content or thoughts. I have wayy too many drafts I actually want to get out so I’ll be storing further Laios & Namari analysis for a big maybe, one day. I feel so bad I really hate to be negative at all and as a fellow rareshipper I send u my best wishes truly, good luck y’all deserve fellow stans and content. Feel free to leave pro-lamari arguments in the comments or reblogs if you want idm but preferably not asks (and just don’t be aggressive & don’t expect me to respond/react 🫶) like truly this post isn’t meant as a diss but anon asked me about my personal thoughts so… I love youuu lamaris hope y’all thrive 🙇🙇

Trying to think of crumbs and it’s true she blushed when she saw him in his cape at the end so y’all got that W. Namari having a thing for tallmen is so real

Edit: oh she went with him for equipment shopping… Ok that’s cute

[teenagefeeling]

ok i normally am not the type of person who would ever clown on a beginning writer but this person blazed this shit so i can only imagine the insane overconfidence they're working with

this is genuinely one of the worst poems i have ever read this makes me feel nothing

"haunted" like okay how? are you seeing their face in every reflection? do you wake up every morning with a cacaphony of voices in your head that all sound just like them? are you seeking them out or are you being haunted against your will?

okay now "no longer exist" did they fade quietly from existence? did they shatter into a million pieces? did you make them leave or was in unavoidable circumstance?

"broken" once again: in what way? using the word broken to describe... heartbreak is pretty much the biggest cliché you could use, i literally just think this line should be completely cut or rewritten. so generic as to mean absolutely nothing

and finally "intense lack of you" im gonna need you to describe this intense lack. is it like hunger, with gnawing pains making you feel physically weak? is it like thirst, an almost instictual desperation you'd do anything, no matter how dangerous, to satisfy? is it like physical pain, where it demands your full attention and never allows you to rest? how intense we talkin? because you don't sound that passionate about it based on this poem

also even if we didn't change i word i think the first stanza would be better as:

i am haunted by

a world where you

no longer exist

the line breaks that are currently there appear to me like they most exist to make the poem a certain shape, but i prefer it when writers add line breaks in places that compel readers to keep reading. "i am haunted" is like, okay. but "i am haunted by" makes me wanna read that second line, y'know?

[montanamp3]

top 3 heterophobia moments from my college friends

"you're like if being cishet was a person"

"so do you like... own a horse? because you look like you would own a horse"

(with awe) "i didnt know they let straight people on tumblr"

[fenharel-babe]

ANOTHER QUESTION TO THE FANDOM IM SO SORRY:

Solas’s outfit. What are the green things he wears?? Stockings?? Leggings?? Pants??? I’m talking about the beige sweater with the wolf jaw necklace. His like casual outfit, you know???

I’m writing a different fic, literally so sad and in character depth for my lavellan, and I have to describe his outfit and I am STRUGGLING.

[everythingwasnormalhere]

remembering that my pcov kenny doesnt look like most pcov kennys is insane

[vampiricbisexuality]

happy turkey day!!!

I am very thankful that I have had the wonderful oppurtunity to know you and become friendo's :>

Merry turkey day!!! :33

🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡

[timothylawrence]

Realized I’ve never formally introduced my duo in crime!! @katagawajr’s Vaeril and my Rana side by side. Vaeril is a drow wizard (school of evocation) and Ranas a rogue! We somehow ended up making ice and fire coded characters by complete accident 😭!! shes my bestie !!!

them side by side :) <3

[cloud-somersault]

Sorry, I just feel like the prose should have a personality 🤷

[stinkrascal]

oc question time WOowow,, tell me about the vatores !!! hobbies, personality, etc !??! ^-^

hellooo ok i miss these guys let me tell you about some of their interests

lilith likes to read, she likes getting into peoples business, she likes being the smartest person in the room, she likes going on walks at night, she likes JOGGING, she likes knowing where caleb is at all times, she likes observing humans from afar and writing little notes about them like shes observing a science project, she likes wine tastings, she likes PARTAAAYS, she likes women. she likes a lot of things really

caleb likes plants, he likes gossiping, he likes working parttime at the crystal shop, he likes cooking elaborate meals outta roadkill he finds, he likes his SPACE, he likes going incognito in the human world and larping as a college student, he likes helping people bc it makes him feel important :3

[cassmouse]

Working on my new main original project atm and-

'I'm not gonna go overboard on the poetic romance'

'I'm NOT going to make this too much of a romance'

And then

Oh my god I am going overboard with the romance