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So while I'm literally punching air over my menstrual pain I thought up a Vought reader scenario with a little real life inspo and would love to see other expand on this idea if they also find it interesting or funny. So, reader ofc works for Vought, they don't really ever work with supes in person as their still climbing the corporate ladder but they do their job well. The only time they've ever spoke to anybody even remotely close to the seven was when Ashley had come to them to ask for an update on homelanders points, as they work on the social media team at Vought, their job in the team was to basically scrub the internet for the publics opinion on vought. They've seen some SHIT from it, including the more... Vulgar displays of the publics opinion from homelander, but they have have to persevere to get that sweet paycheck every Thursday. Growing up in a area where people are normally on the more 'family friendly' with the way they speak had left them severely underprepared for the confidence that the anonymity of the Internet gave people, which allowed them to say basically anything, and they certainly did. Sometimes leading them to go to the bathroom to try and stave of the nausea. They themselves are more of a loner, staying to themselves often time felling awkward and scared of talking their everyday coworker. Sleep deprivation and overworking themselves to try and run from the imposter syndrome constantly eating at them. Your average corporate wage slave one might say. But one day, waking up with a rare dose of confidence that lasted through out the day, they decided they were going to go to a small office party they were going to be having later on that night. They decided to wear a very ~complimenting~ outfit/dress when they go. Homelander is there, he doesn't have anything better to do and he's bored so he sits in on the party, watching. No one comes to him, everybody knows how he can be to those he deems lesser than him. They don't really think about this as they look at him sitting alone in the corner with a far off look in his eyes, their sympathy genuinely clouding their better judgement. They walk up to him unannounced, nearly startling him as they said "hi." in a quiet tone with a small smile. He looks over, suddenly hearing them next to him, further away than he had thought, it sounded like you had spoken directly into his ear. "Hello?" He said, genuinely confused at why you had just walked up to him. "A-are you enjoying the party?" They ask, trying to start a small conversation. He almost immediately snaps into his 'work face' "oh yeah, it's nice that you guys have these... Little.. get-togethers. I, uh.. I like the work you guys do here, you guys do... alot for Vought, we'd be NOWHERE without.. you guys!" He gives a little chuckle afterwards. They, immediately felt like the entire sentence was nearly.. rehearsed? Fake? It just wasn't right but they tried not to let their anxiety and paranoia get the best of them and respond with a "thank you, that definitely means a lot coming from you." They were fighting their nerves suddenly feeling cold all over. "I'm glad that I can help Mister.homelander, sir" they imagine slamming their face against every surface possible as they they choke, suddenly feeling like a golf ball was in their throat, sweat collecting in their hair. Before they can manage to squeeze anything out another man walk up to them, tapping them on the shoulder. They turn to him and he asks them out. They immediately feel the ball in their throat get even bigger, thinking of a way to get out, to just go before they suddenly burst into tears. "N-No..." They say before just turning and walking out as fast as they could straight to the elevators and back home. homelander was very confused at what had just happened, how quick their emotions had just rose and fallen in quick succession suddenly feeling his curiosity peaked. The next day he comes to visit the office area, asking for you describing your appearance.
"Oh you mean y/n? Their fucking tweaking in the bathroom right now" answer one of them
"what?"
"Their freaking out." They supply
"Why?"
"read this."
"WHAT THE FUCK"
#homelander#yandere homelander x reader#homelander x reader the boys#homelander x reader#sleep deprived so sorry if this came out weird#social anxiety reader for the win#sorry if i described youšš#im so sleepy i can barely read.#lmao yes the āvulgarā and āconfidentā posts im referring to are thirst posts no kinkshame or anything but yall be DIABOLICAL sometimesšš
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belated birthday art for @ratcoffin69
based on an upcoming fic (that i'm very excited to read š)
#macdennis#macdennis art#i took some liberties with the dialogue lol#hope you like it!!!#you gave me so much#i wasn't sure which part to do lol#but the way you described them making out against the door was so hot and nice š#machinegoods#suggestive#maybe#i'm so bad at backgrounds i'm sorry oTL
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Everybody go read Transcendence on Ao3 by @chuuyasporkie!!!
If you could redo it all, what would you change? Or: an AU where everything goes according to plan, but Dazai actually dies in the prison, and Chuuya is transported back to the past with the chance of doing everything right this time. Heartache, scheming, and healing ensues.
Chapter 9 gutted me š (in the best way possible) but it is absolutely one of my favorites so far. I wanted to include more of their conversation from that chapter but there was just SO MUCH, so I had to just try to capture the vibes instead. If you haven't read it and you're intrigued I cannot recommend it enough. It is so beautifully written none of my art will ever do it justice ššš
#I've been talking about making this for you for ages I hope you like itttt <3#I went through like 4 iterations of this before settling on what I wanted to do so sorry it took me so long š#I cannot describe to you how much I love this fic#my art#own#bungo stray dogs#bungou stray dogs#bsd#bsd fic recs#bsd fic#soukoku#skk#dazai osamu#bsd dazai#chuuya nakahara#bsd chuuya#chuuyasporkie on ao3#tumblr is crunching the quality šŖšŖšŖ
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bestie I am so sorry but no it did not šš that's like saying Zeus was pregnant with athena šš
[post in question] i mean there's a mythological debate you can get into with that but i digress
regardless, the book does outright state that the cacodaemons were with Nico since his first encounter with Nyx - they were the stuff in the shadows he kept seeing/sensing that weren't really there. And then Nyx pulled them out of him during their second encounter while actively referring to them as their children. It's not explicitly literal mpreg but putting it into as few words as possible it's mpreg. He's a teen parent and theyre explicitly from him and had some sort of functional gestation period and i hate it lots.
#ask#buoyantsaturn#tsats crit#tsats spoilers#im sorry saturn šššš i cant think of a better way to word it š ive failed you š#i know its technicalities im not harping on it. its definitely the silly goofy way to describe it#but it *can* function as a description for what happened and thats the part i hate#not that riordanverse hasnt had it in the past. shoutout Kayla.#and i like to say that was Percy's whole situation to explain the timeline discrepancy with his birthday#but whyd they have to do that to Nico the boy's been through enough
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What do you think of Lamari (Laios and Namari)? Both as a ship and the relationship between the two.
I donāt like it sorry broskiĀ šĀ Seeing them interacting in ep 9 again made me see the appeal more, itās cute how they interact, how they trust each otherās abilities and judgement! But ship wiseā¦ā¦ I canāt. Iāve been seeing cute fanart of them around though, and I know a few people on discord that like them too. Like hmmm I guess I can see the appeal in the dynamic even if it doesnāt grab me but I canāt form a narrative for themā¦ Usually I need both to truly get into a ship, a dynamic I find fun or interesting + some sort of progression and impact itād leave on the characters, I donāt really see the character/relationship arc thatād happen, or at least not one eventful enough for me. When it comes to how I think their relationship is during canon, I see it as being professional and hinting at maybe friends, a neutral rather than negative thing mind you.
With Laios, well Iāve spoken about his character and arc before a bunch, but with Namari the part that interests me most is the whole exile thing, how she works hard to fit in both with keeping a good work reputation and shaving, for example, and how sheās not all that good with it because of presumably her bold personality... Because of this and more, and spoilers but Iāve planning on making a rarepair post about it for a while, I like shipping her with Toshiro mainly. I think that she balances out his doormat tendency but his cool attitude would be soothing and grounding and- Well gdbdgdg you see how it is. And to a certain extent I can see why people would want to apply the same logic to lamari, butā¦ I donāt even think Namari and Laios would be able to bond over both being foreigners much tbh, I feel like Laios would sort of remain an odd mystery to her and though they could connect in a weird roundabout way I donāt think theyād exactly understand each otherā and see this is the part of lamari appeal I get, the sort of tentative tension of "oh you actually respect me. That feelsā¦ Rare. And nice." Thouuugh like I was saying to be fair, itās true Laios also tries and fails to fit in so that could be an interesting angle to go at it with. I think Namari wants stability and I just donāt really think it complements Laios well. I think trustās the most important thing with Laios so on his side him liking her enough to be interested or open to a relationship I could see, though in a kinda mild and dry way imoā¦ Like with Laios especially when defining how he and someone fall in love, there are sort of two modes right, and of course these coexist to some degree, but thereās Laios being his partnerās silly goober, and thereās Laios being very mature, more of his subdued stoic but composed self, all king-like, the more like connecting through meaningful conversations side. And idk how to put it into words but with lamari, I feel like Namari being paired with him doesnāt give a fresh spin on the former, and with the latter I feel like theyād always keep missing each other halfway communication wise, I donāt see them ever getting to that level where they deeply intuitively know and understand each other and how they work, maybe Laios -> Namari yes but Namari -> Laios I donāt see it, like I said I think itād remain like, a mystery that nags at her and she might feel attracted if anything, but I canāt see them as more than casually dating idkk idk.
Namari has that fun āgets fired up about what odd things Laios is doing and reigns him back inā dynamic but itās something that literally so many other characters have too. Iām not knee deep into Namari yet so who knows maybe I have a wrong angle, but I did start giving her some thoughts bc I have a fic I have in mind for toshimari I wanna do. But yes itās cute how protective she can get even if itās shouty or tough love, like how she looks out for Laiosā equipment and for him not to get scammed, or brings in Toshiro here in the convo because she doesnāt want Toshiro to do his conflict avoidance thing and not stand up for himself & stay in the party even if it sucks hah. That bold borderline rude protective personality of hers with that awkwardness with intimacy/non-professional relationships is whatās unique to her I think, but yeah the laios & namari duo strikes me as strangely distant yet strangely interested coworkers who exhange glances over the cashier desk but personally I canāt see myself doing anything with that.
Iām not here to say itās a bad ship or anything obviously! It just really doesnāt call to me personally and I donāt see stuff with them that Iād find interesting to analyze, if anything itād involve the wider party a lot. I do want to make a masterpost on Laiosā career history and the old members of his party so I might analyze how Namari and he interact in those pre-canon comics idk. But yeahh like I find nothing to dig deeper at personally, you could make cute fics of them hinting at interest between the two, if Laios went to get drinks with her at a tavern etc etc, but all I see with them is just what canon straightforwardly showed us and I donāt get the urge to explore the possibility of them at all.
Sorry to disappoint, but yeah I wonāt be a good source of lamari content or thoughts. I have wayy too many drafts I actually want to get out so Iāll be storing further Laios & Namari analysis for a big maybe, one day. I feel so bad I really hate to be negative at all and as a fellow rareshipper I send u my best wishes truly, good luck yāall deserve fellow stans and content. Feel free to leave pro-lamari arguments in the comments or reblogs if you want idm but preferably not asks (and just donāt be aggressive & donāt expect me to respond/reactĀ š«¶)Ā like truly this post isnāt meant as a diss but anon asked me about my personal thoughts soā¦ I love youuu lamaris hope yāall thrive šš
Trying to think of crumbs and itās true she blushed when she saw him in his cape at the end so yāall got that W. Namari having a thing for tallmen is so real
Edit: oh she went with him for equipment shoppingā¦ Ok thatās cute
#Ask#Should I tag? I did end up saying some interesting stuff I think but I feel like i shouldnāt since it still isnāt exactly positive#I made a dunmeshi shipping chartā¦ Was hesitating on posting but maybe itād be kinda useful after all lol#I donāt really want to get asked about any random dunmeshi ship but also if someone gives me an excuse to talk about my rarepairsā¦ā¦.#This isnāt intended as toshimari propaganda btw š I hope it doesnāt come across that way the first mention is bc I think the comparison#gave smth to the convo the second is truly just to describe the moment and how it solidifies her character.#No pitting bad bitches against each other over here#Tried so hard to give you crumbs of analysis and positivity anon Iām sorryyyy iām sorry OTL I crumble into dust hesitating on posting this#OH ALSO SEAGIRI YOUāRE A LEGEND I LOVE YOU#Lamari fanart and memes are always very cute and fun#No one is allowed to dunk on lamari in the notes of this š« hush haters
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top 3 heterophobia moments from my college friends
"you're like if being cishet was a person"
"so do you like... own a horse? because you look like you would own a horse"
(with awe) "i didnt know they let straight people on tumblr"
#a asked me the other day oh how do your friends describe you and i was like uhhh the funny friend idk#and it didn't hit me until later that i was very clearly the token heterosexual šš#look this is not me being mad at my friends i love my friends i think it's extremely funny#and in their defense i went to church twice a week for six hours#listened to patsy cline and refused to wear pants and was generally a walking straight stereotype#but like? sorry š? go bring it up with the pope girl idk what to tell you
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im new here- is dean abusive?
imo yeah. smarter people than me have written dissections of the way he treats sam & others (heās also Awful to his psuedo-son jack, but i havenāt gotten to that season yet), iāve probably reblogged a bunch of them.
he certainly doesnāt mean to be & i donāt say it to condemn him as a person or as a character & iām still very attached to him & he loves sam very much (not that that makes a difference in whether u abuse someone or not) - but the way he treats sam a lot/some of the time is emotionally abusive and sam is clearly badly impacted. s4 and s8 come to mind as his worst moments also ofc moc era - after that thereās less interpersonal conflict (up to where i am at least) but thatās because sam mostly stops disagreeing with dean not because dean actually gets much better <3 spn is cycles of abuse show after all. family is hell. deanās learnt pretty much everything about how to behave from his abusive father and as a result. well. cycle continues
#anon i wonder which way ur approaching this from - having not considered that dean treats sam badly or having never thought of it as Abusiv#mutuals pls feel free to chime in with ur opinions#wrote a bunch of more detailed responses to this but none of them felt right so i was just like. eh#narrative portrays dean as right like All Of The Time bc the shows morality is deans morality its fucked up so that makes it harder for#fandom to see how awful he is sometimes#but i think a lot of people see his awful behaviour but just wouldnāt call it abusive and rather toxic etc because abusive#is such a āstrong wordā and people have a lot of personal connotations with it#i donāt often even actually use the word abusive to describe him. but he is! and iāve been watching s4 and heās just So awful and itās been#reminding me hugely#dean crit#<- i guess#spn#oliver talks#asks#itās more than just like. being awful sometimes. bc itās this systemic pattern of eradicating samās sense of identity outside of him#and punishing sam for ādisobeyingā him (like s4/8)#dean winchester#supernatural#Also when you start recognising dean as abusive the show becomes a legitimate horror story because fucking hell!!!!#narrative just. sides with him most of the time!!!!#if u wanna think abt it for urself id say make sure u know what abuse actually Is and how it can present & then look at a lot of sam and#dean conflicts. do they seem equal? r both parties being as awful to each other? whats the context?#look away from the view the show is trying to get you to take via like. ending shots and closeups. and look at what theyre actually saying#to each other and what has actually happened#<- i feel like this sounds patronising i dont mean to beš#if u already think sam&dean r fucked up and had just never defined it as abusive before then feel free to ignore me#there r probably posts in my dean winchester tag much better than this#<- okay apparently i had a lot to say actually. sorry for doing it in the tags
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ANOTHER QUESTION TO THE FANDOM IM SO SORRY:
Solasās outfit. What are the green things he wears?? Stockings?? Leggings?? Pants??? Iām talking about the beige sweater with the wolf jaw necklace. His like casual outfit, you know???
Iām writing a different fic, literally so sad and in character depth for my lavellan, and I have to describe his outfit and I am STRUGGLING.
#dragon age#dragon age inquisition#solavellan#solas x lavellan#lavellan x solas#help me PLEASE. IM SO SORRY FOR ANOTHER POST BUT I JUST#canāt describe it properly. or at least I think Iām not. I just want to check so ppl know what Iām talking about#Iām so bad at describing outfits bc I have almost no idea what right words describe clothes#I read so many fics describing their clothes yet I forget each time I start my own fic like???#somethings wrong but I canāt figure it out lol#anyway thank you š š.
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weāre feeling off, folks, so itās gonna be another quiet night from me. iām not built to socialize this much in such a short span of time š
#seeing my grandparents is going well!! but itās just like#when i donāt see someone every single day of my life itās kinda draining to spend almost 12 straight hours together#iām not good at small talk or talking about myself necessarily ā iām a lot better at listening and occasionally adding something relevant#but i also sometimes have to push myself to get my words out bc otherwise the conversation would move on too quickly#my grandparents father and sister are strong talkers compared to me š i blank so much or canāt describe something concisely in the moment#anyway sorry iām rambling i just feel a lil weird bc this should be easy but itās not and i hate that a lil bit#and then it makes me wonder if i really do enough here bc i am socially anxious i try really hard on here to not be and itās easier online#and iāve clearly made connections that i treasure so much!!! so itās a lil silly to doubt myself!!!#which is how i know i need to take a breath and goof off even if i really wanna be online#itās like needing a snack or a nap when youāre irritable you know uvu#ANYWAY!!! good night yāall š youāll catch me peeking in here and there but you can expect me to be super scarce again tomorrow#ilu all and really hope this weekend is going really well!!!#be safe and be good and stay warm š mwah mwah mwah!!!#get ready to ramble | ooc#tw vent#in case? i think it counts
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happy turkey day!!!
I am very thankful that I have had the wonderful oppurtunity to know you and become friendo's :>
Merry turkey day!!! :33
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#ask<3#rena<3#mutual<3#also sorry youāre not in the intro i couldnt find a thingy to describe you asšš will fix ir and put you as bestie rn :3
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Realized Iāve never formally introduced my duo in crime!! @katagawajrās Vaeril and my Rana side by side. Vaeril is a drow wizard (school of evocation) and Ranas a rogue! We somehow ended up making ice and fire coded characters by complete accident š!! shes my bestie !!!
them side by side :) <3
#ewbie.txt#i forget a lot of ppl have like. solo runs. ive only ever played with jordan really so its like hey guys you know vaeril right my bff vaeri#as described by jordan vaeril is very Anna from frozen while Rana is more Elsa. its cute#Jordan is who I reference like every three posts sorry šā¤ļø
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Sorry, I just feel like the prose should have a personality š¤·
#im sure everyone's like āwtf do you meanā#and i mean like....the introspection. the descriptions. they should have personality too#like..idk maybe back the character into all aspects of your writing#do you notice how he always describes things beautifully??#so that when you switch perspectives it's apparent#when you read constellations do you notice how Wukong always pays attention to the weather and the elements?#i lean into that when im writing him because i believe Wukong learned to appreciate beauty on the journey#and he tries to see it no matter where he is#this will become more clear when the epilogue is out. because Macaque is not that way#he focuses more on expressions and voice#anyway i wrote this post bc im reading a book that has super dry prose#like... where is the personality#where's the fun???? not here LMAO#sorry for misspelling im on mobile š
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oc question time WOowow,, tell me about the vatores !!! hobbies, personality, etc !??! ^-^
hellooo ok i miss these guys let me tell you about some of their interests
lilith likes to read, she likes getting into peoples business, she likes being the smartest person in the room, she likes going on walks at night, she likes JOGGING, she likes knowing where caleb is at all times, she likes observing humans from afar and writing little notes about them like shes observing a science project, she likes wine tastings, she likes PARTAAAYS, she likes women. she likes a lot of things really
caleb likes plants, he likes gossiping, he likes working parttime at the crystal shop, he likes cooking elaborate meals outta roadkill he finds, he likes his SPACE, he likes going incognito in the human world and larping as a college student, he likes helping people bc it makes him feel important :3
#jade answers#Anonymous#straud asks#im sorry ik you asked for a lot of fun facts but i can only muster a few for you#i hope their personalities shine thru in my story š if i had to describe them i would say#Lilith is serious. but also a little silly#and caleb is Silly. but also a little serious#yayyyyy š¬š¬š¬
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btw sorry i hate to be that guy thats like "freaking us americans š¤¬" bc like. its not like the uk itself isnt as self-centred in online convos. but it does boil my piss a bit when there's vids of, like, a uk person with a protest sign... and theres ten billion comments like "if this was the usa theyd be arrested haha the uk is soo silly" as if .... the uk hasnt been seeing a new load of anti-protest laws on the horizon & not to mention all the fucking mess with the strikes right now like come on man..... kinda winds me up a bit idk LOL
#Egg.txt#its just how do u describe it its like...#theres a certain brand of person from the usa you find online tha like insists their country is the worst most evil totalitarian dystopia#and im not trying to discount the many problems going on in the us and i am very sorry for them but like im talking specifically abt the#ppl who discuss other countries as if theyre some totally simplified. abstract entity wherein theres no conflict and everything is fineeee#its weird annd patronising š? idk again imsaying this as someone from the uk and i cant rlly say that much bc as said#just as fucking self-centred oh lets insert ourselves into everyyyy convo but listen man.... -_- ...........................
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#i keep crying on and off lmao#so fuckin pathetic#i plucked my eyebrows for my photo!!!!#i was gonna get my scoops steve baskin robins exclusive funko signed šš„ŗ#literally my heart hurts idek how else to describe it#ik you all thought i was annoying when i was actually going to meet joe but now im just going to be 10x more insufferable#im sorry lol
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Working on my new main original project atm and-
'I'm not gonna go overboard on the poetic romance'
'I'm NOT going to make this too much of a romance'
And then
Oh my god I am going overboard with the romance
#I have such a clear idea of her in my head and she's pretty as shit#so I have to describe that in the most poetic way physically possible obviously lmao#that's how pretty girls work#you can't not do them justice like that#anyway this has been going surprisingly well will update y'all#no name so I can't make a tag for it like tsos š#damn jesus it's been a hot minute since I even looked at tsos#well#this is my life now#but I do feel bad about abandoning colbie and arica like I'm obviously gonna come back to it but I do feel bad šš#I'm so sorry you two I promise I'll work on y'alls story at some point#ANYWAY this story is still cool as shit#my surrealist horrorrrrr#yeah you can't tell yet lmao#writeblr#writing wip#story extract#still untitled... Might have a title and then a tag for it later down the line??#surrealist horror wip
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