#v; hells angels

[moeblob]

son boy raccoon trash can man suffering in a dnd au as a cleric bc his warlock will not stop committing murders and he has to keep coming up with reasons murder is valid to convince the gm its fine and under control

[nomsfaultau]

RELIGION? IN MY DSMP? MORE LIKELY THEN YOU THINK

Anyways would you like to have a debate like Ancient Greek scholars about religious imagery on the DSMP

“…and every revival only births a perversion of the original, and yet a return to form and renewal of the mission. Wilbur brought back to ambition, Tommy to fear, Techno to anarchy. This is because they were not properly revived through holy means, instead in symbols associated with satanic imagery; a grimoire, a totem. The revival book’s association with Dream echos ideas of Satan offering power that ultimately corrupts. Other symbols of Christianity show up beyond souls, revival, and satanic imagery, likewise tied to Dream. In the garden of Eden—”

“Golden apple as a symbol of the temptation of power! Of course of course! Knowledge as power, the fall of man from grace. This shows particular on the summit meeting between Techno and Dream, wherein a god apple is given by Dream. This falls neatly into parallel with Eden, where Eve is lured with the promise of having the same wisdom and thus power as god. It is the temptation presented, power promised in the same breath as suffering and conflict…”

[fxsiondance]

And there they go. Weightlifting competition in full swing.

[accultant]

"Can you help me with the back of this dress?"

Iago is already stepping in to fix the laces before Puck even has to ask, barely suppressing a grin behind her back. They've been downright giddy since Puck first asked them to go dress shopping, but they try to keep a handle of their excitement to a degree.

These days, Iago does make the effort to be more open about their feelings - they've taken a liking to blunt, often unprompted declarations of "I am having a good day." or "I am going to start crying now." or whatever else they feel they should express to counterbalance the years of overthinking and suppression they're shaking off.

But for this specific instance, they return to something a little more reserved. Yes, they might've burst into tears and hugged their sister ( sister! ) tight as they could when she first came to them with this revelation of womanhood. It's just so deserved, Iago thinks, that Puck can finally, finally be someone, anyone of her own making. How elating it is to see their twin change and grow beyond what either of them could've ever dreamed of. Yes, of course they cried.

But this, - a simple-but-not-so-simple shopping trip - they feel this warrants a gentler approach. They didn't want their over-excitement to frighten or sway the already sheepish Puck ( also, for this, they had gone to the shop ahead of time to ensure it would be completely empty for an allotted time. they must've looked rather threatening stern about this request, since even the resident clothier busied themselves with something in the back after their arrival, giving the twins free rein ).

They meant to give more room for Puck to figure out how she feels on her own. Iago remembers their mother doing the same for them, long, long ago, when her recently-realized gender-adverse child had to pick out a new outfit for school. They could always see her smiling in the mirror behind them whenever they nervously switched back-and-forth between a dress and slacks and a skirt and slacks again and maybe the dress again- When they would turn to ask their mom what she thought, she would always start by turning the question back at them, first, neutral and patient.

Internally, Iago is cheering louder than they realistically ever could and pouncing on their twin with as much adoration and pride they could muster in a hug at every second. Outwardly, they finish tying off a bow and step back and around to get a look at the full outfit.

Iago puts their fingers to their mouth, tapping them as if thinking, poorly concealing a smile. They start simply, "You've got your color scheme down, of course. That's hardly a question."

She looks fantastic!

Yes, yes, but you would've said that about anything in here, Iago.

Yes, well, I'm right.

"How does it feel?" they probe. They spin their finger around at her, "Go ahead, try out a twirl."

[spark1ejumpr0pequ3en]

I wish🌷🍑🧸

[ask-alastor-and-associates]

To Alastor and others, what’s your opinion on cats?

Alastor: Cats are creatures I can get along with. After all, we have a great deal in common. We both know our worth, don't sleep at night, and would prefer to have our personal space respected at all times. Unfortunately neither of us often get what we want in that regard..

Angel: I'm more of a pig person, but yeah, cats are cool too. I don't think a lot of them like me, though, except for Keekee, Charlie's cat that's also the hotel key or something. And Husk, since he's technically a cat. Uh, you do mean the animal, right?

Alastor: Of course they mean the animal. What else would they possibly mean?

Angel: I think there's some musical called Cats, I dunno- If that's what you meant, I haven't seen it and I don't think anyone else here knows what it is, judging by that response.

Charlie: I love cats! That's why I have Keekee here! Well, that's why she's a cat.. I think. I mean, she probably could have been a dog or something if that's what I'd wanted. I'm not even completely sure how that works, actually. Oh, not that I don't love dogs too! I love love love puppies! I just like cats a little itty bit more is all- *continuous rambling*

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Vox: The animals won't stop scratching at my screen, so either they all hate me or they're attracted to the glow and think they're playing with a toy. In the case of kittens, they're a minor inconvenience at worst. But in order to avoid having to repair my face, I try to steer clear of the adults.

Oh, and the new film sucks.

[pondslime]

mother mothering on mother’s day 💐💖

[mooglestiltzkin]

turns out i'm there for lucifer morningstar and him alone. gdi.

[hellsgreatestshow]

@hellsgreatestgame continued from ⛧⸸⛤

His little heart fluttered as he looked up and up and up till he saw the demon. He quickly cleared his throat; he just remembered Ozzie's words. His arms began to glow brighter as a little whirl came from him. He stretched his legs to get higher.

"Well there is none of that here. Ozzie's is about the fantasy and celebrating lust. You never need to do anything you are uncomfortable with!" He wrapped his arms around a beam to pull himself in the air before dropping to the stage so Angel Dust would follow.

[daybreakrising]

@c4garuda sent: biting your lover’s lip amidst a kiss . ( to hidan, modern au?)

He's still not entirely sure how it happened, but he isn't complaining. He supposed it was inevitable, really. He's actually surprised it hasn't reached this point sooner.

The blond is pushed unceremoniously against the bare brick wall, Hidan's hand braced beside his head. The crackle of nearby flames mirrors the heat between them, the flickering glow the only source of light in the otherwise abandoned warehouse. It's just them and this vast space, truly alone amidst the silent city limits.

Somewhere in the back of his mind, he reminds himself to watch his enthusiasm. He knows he can get carried away, that he gets too caught up in a moment. He's pumped up from the carnage they've just inflicted upon their surroundings and the thrill is influencing his actions. He needs to watch for signs that he's overstepped.

Just as he's worrying about getting too rough, he feels a sharp nip on his bottom lip, a quick stab of pain that only serves to excite him further. He draws back, a breathless laugh upon his lips, pale violet eyes darkening with far from subtle desire.

"Oh, you wanna play rough, blondie?" His tongue teases at the reddened mark Deidara's teeth have left. "I can play rough."

[icy-book]

Why am I typing out a bunch of William Blake poetry into a Minecraft book you ask? Well, let's just say: boredom is one hell of a drug

[littlebadger]

@femmina-eroe ♡'d for a starter !

  ㅤ-` 👻 ´- 【  “ So  THIS  is  H E L L ,  huh ?  I  don't  like  it.  I  think --  I'm  traumatized  all  over  again . . . ”

[fxsiondance]

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After dinner,🍴it’s time 😮 for CUMPKIN PIE!! 🥧 Show Daddy 👨🏽‍🦳 how 🙏🏼 thankful 🙏🏼 you are and LICKK 😛 his WishBONE 🦴 until he gets as HARD 🏔as PlyMOUTH rock ⛰ and shoots 💦 his HOMEADE GRAVY 🥣! 👅 Midnight 🌙 starts 😈 BLACK ⬛️ FRIDAY 🛍 so send 📤 this to 🔟 THOTS 💁🏻‍♀️you are thankful 🙏🏼 for! If you get 0️⃣ back, sail 🔙 to England 🖕🏻🤮 If you get 5️⃣ back, you’ll be getting your corn 🌽 CREAMED 😋🥰. Get 🔟 back or more, and the 🙀 BIGGEST, 🙀 GIRTHIEST, BLACK⚫️ FRIDAY 🍆 COCK 😱 is CUMMING 💦YOUR WAY AT MIDNIGHT 🙀😍🙀😍🙀😍

"...Can I kill him yet?"

[mortalprinceoflies]

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[dvilborn]

listen. i'm just saying here. i don't think charlie was told anything about heaven besides that story. maybe there were plans to, when she was older. maybe it hurt too much for lucifer to talk about the angels that were his family. but by the time she was old enough to get it, what she knew of heaven was the exterminators. so why would lucifer tell her of his siblings and the love they once had when all the damage had been done already.

[xhonoredone]

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El ángel esbozó una sonrisa de disculpa y se ruborizó un poco, tal cual haría cualquier otro ser humano. ― La vista ha sido muy bella pero no mal interpretes mis intenciones. ¿Te encuentras bien?―