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Hm, do you know what? *teleports through a camera and reappears on one of his tv screens, physically nowhere to be seen* I'm a little tired of having my life threatened today. I come back and suddenly everyone's bloodthirsty? Christ. I will be answering questions from the safety of 'none-of-your-business' until further notice.

Vox, is this true?

Ha, very funny. No you can't kill me with a Wii remote. It takes more concentrated pressure than that to even break my screen, which I assume is what you're referring to, and trust me; I have replacements.

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I'm truly surprised by how easily you think it is to break my face. Do you really not think I have the common sense and ability to make myself waterproof? You do realize I'm the Overlord of technology and innovation, right? If I was as easy to kill, or even hinder in this case, as you think I am, I wouldn't have that title at all.

Vox, is this true?

Ha, very funny. No you can't kill me with a Wii remote. It takes more concentrated pressure than that to even break my screen, which I assume is what you're referring to, and trust me; I have replacements.

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Fucking OW?? Jesus, why am I surprised? Just because it doesn't break my screen doesn't mean I can't feel it. *picks up wiimote* And by the way, you're not getting this back.

Vox, is this true?

Ha, very funny. No you can't kill me with a Wii remote. It takes more concentrated pressure than that to even break my screen, which I assume is what you're referring to, and trust me; I have replacements.

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Yes, why don't I tell you exactly how to break my screen? No thanks, I don't feel like replacing it right this second.

As for how many I have, I don't have an exact count at the moment, but I'll tell you one thing. Living and fucking Val on a regular basis means being prepared. In other words, they're something I make sure to always have stocked.

Vox, is this true?

Ha, very funny. No you can't kill me with a Wii remote. It takes more concentrated pressure than that to even break my screen, which I assume is what you're referring to, and trust me; I have replacements.

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Vox, is this true?

Ha, very funny. No you can't kill me with a Wii remote. It takes more concentrated pressure than that to even break my screen, which I assume is what you're referring to, and trust me; I have replacements.

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Yo vox.

you uh..

you wanna explain why tf you have a tounge?

No. As in, no I don't have an explanation. I just died and showed up here with a TV on my shoulders, I didn't choose the features, I just live with them. But hey, why question a good thing, right?

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To Alastor; what's the most embarrassing situation you've been in? (can either be before the hotel or during your time at the hotel)

Alastor: Haha, nice try! There aren't any stories of interest to tell, anyway.

Angel: Well I beg to differ-

Alastor: *heavily static affected voice* Then beg

Angel: I- *remembers the 'yo mama' situation* Heh- You know what? I suddenly I forgot what I was gonna say..

Alastor: *back to normal* That's what I thought.

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Vox: Well, I bet he didn't tell you about the time he called Carmilla Carmine a 'thot' in the middle of an overlord meeting. *scoffs* What a fucking dumbass! Could've sworn his face was as red as the ears on his empty head *laughs*. I think he was mumbling something about Angel Dust on his way out, (idk it's not like I was listening) so he'd probably fucked with him somehow before the meeting, told him it meant something else maybe. Either way, I was surprised to see him at the next one. The coward he is, I was half-expecting him to go hide away for another 7 years.

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Another question to Al, opinions on yo mama jokes?

Alastor: Hm, I don't believe I know what that is. Are they like dad jokes?

Angel: Hey, let's find out. Hey, Al!

Alastor: Yes, Angel?

Angel: Yo mama's so stupid, when someone said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl! *laughing*

Alastor:

Angel: Haha! Hahaha, ha.. Al-?

Alastor: *radio static noises intensify*

Angel: .. Oh fuck-

*10 minutes later*

Alastor: I'm now equipped to answer your question. I loathe them :)

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To Alastor, what’s your opinions on the movie Bambi (if anyone was cruel enough to show you said movie)

Angel forced me to watch the film because, as he put it, the main protagonist was "just like me". I informed him that was mildly disrespectful and overall false. Still, I eventually acquiesced. My thoughts?

...

You never shoot a doe. It's terrible hunting practice...

Signing off

~ Alastor :)

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To Vox, do you, or would you, play sound effects, like if someone slipped on a banana peel would you play a sound effect of a cartoonish sound of someone slipping to embarras them even more

Yes, I have, and will definitely continue doing so! I'm not sure I've done that specific sound, but I can't count how many times I've played a 'ba-dum tss' effect or laugh track after Val does something stupid around me. It happens often, and usually ends in him getting all pissy about it, storming out of the room and shit. But the look on his face is so worth it.

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Friendship?

Charlie: Yes, definitely!

Angel: Yeah, sure, could use some friends

Alastor: Unlikely.

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Vox: Not unless you have something to offer me, which I doubt.

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As an artist I feel I need to ask at least one art related question, is there anything in particular anyone would like to see drawn low quality style?

Alastor: Hm, let me think. What about-

Angel: Yeah, could you sketch me up some good 'ol kinky p-

Alastor: Angel, this question is not for you!

Angel: They said anyone!

Alastor: I assure you they did not mean you.

Angel: Uh-huh, because your requests would be any more 'age-appropriate'?

Alastor: Good point! Charlie, any requests?

Charlie: Oh, yeah, okay! I'd like a picture of Keekee if it's not too much trouble.

Angel: Actually yeah, hold on- Fat Nuggets and Keekee playing together, that's my request.

Charlie: Aww!! That would be so cute!

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petition to rename this whole blog to voxtech industries

Ha! No.

Signing off

~ Alastor :)

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To everyone, if you had a chance to reincarnate as a cowboy would you take it?

Alastor: Hm, well this is an easy one! I absolutely would not!

Angel: Yeah? What makes it so simple?

Alastor: Why would I give up an eternal afterlife of reveling in the screams of those below me.. for something as trivial as horses?

Angel: Yeah, I'll be honest, I couldn't see you living in the wild west. Having said that, I do think you'd pull off the fashion style. In fact, I'd be willing to bet there's people who would pay money to see you in a bolo tie and cowboy hat. I dunno what we'd do about your ears, though-

Alastor: I think I'll have to pass.

Angel: Suit yourself. Now if I had the chance to become a cowboy? Yeah, I'd take it. I think I'd feel right at home, and in any case, it's gotta be better than here, right?

Charlie: I'm not sure if this question applies to me, but no, I don't think so. I'm happy staying right here. These are my people, after all, and I'd never abandon them.

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Vox: No? I have no interest in horses or cattle, or anything else of that lifestyle. Val has asked me to don the attire on more than one occasion, however-

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Given you two clearly hate each other, how do you and Vox feel sharing a platform?

Alastor: I expected him to get his pitiful hands on it eventually, so when I realized he'd granted himself access I wasn't surprised. Really, we're hardly sharing anything, we don't even have to converse with each other. So long as he keeps it that way, there shouldn't be any problems. If I were to guess, I'd say he was fuming in jealousy over the fact we got here before he could think of it, and he forced his way into it to try and claim our audience as his own.

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Vox: I can't believe his old-timey ass went online in the first place, I thought it went against his core values or something. This whole thing isn't me 'sharing' a Tumblr account with the Radio Demon, it's the Vees infiltrating his little blog. Won't be long before there's questions flooding in for me and before you know it, this whole thing will be rebranded to Ask Voxtek Industries! Just you wait...

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question for vox! is your face controllable with a button or something, + do you experience glitches

I'm not asking for any reason

Uh, no? If my facial expressions were manually controllable, as I assume you're referring to, it would be much more complicated than a single button. It normally functions how it did when I was alive, mostly unconscious adjusting to my mood and speech, it's just 2-dimensional now.

But yes, sometimes I experience screen glitches, which are irritating to say the least. I can't get overly upset without my audio output malfunctioning, not to mention the visual error messages. Of course, Certain people tend to trigger the effects more often than others..

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It’s me again, what’s everyone’s favorite planet? And would you live on that planet if given a chance

Alastor: Hm. I'd have to say my favorite is Jupiter for its Big Red Spot! It looks more like orange to me, but who am I to say? I would not live there because it would be impossible, as it's made entirely of gas.

Charlie: I really like Saturn. I probably wouldn't live there, but It would be cool to visit. I think it would be nice to just walk around on its rings.

Angel: I've always been a fan of Pluto myself, and sure I'd live there, given there was food and shit. It's gotta be better than here right?

Alastor: Excuse me, Angel, but Pluto can't be your favorite planet.

Angel: Oh yeah, and why's that?

Alastor: Because it's not a planet at all!

Angel: What are you talking about, of course it is! It's the small one, real far away!

Alastor: So small it got demoted!

Angel: That fuck's that supposed mean?

Alastor: What it means is, it's not a planet anymore, it's a dwarf planet now.

Angel: A dwarf- That just sounds like the same thing but smaller!

Alastor: I don't make the rules, that's just what it's called.

Angel: Well, you know what, I'm not changing my answer. I'm team Pluto, baby! He'll be back.

Alastor: That is.. not at all how it works.

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Vox: I'll go with Mars. I hear humans might be able to live there soon. It's a shame I won't be there to assist in capitalizing upon it.