#uzuiwives

[squidthesquidd]

my honest reaction to people saying the uzui wives arent married to each other too

Original:

[myreygn]

kny modern au couples doing the you are out of my league tiktok trend

this is the only tiktok trend that matters to me because it's disgustingly adorable. if you haven't seen it because maybe you have an actual life unlike me, here's a video. (and here's another one because it's my favorite but doesn’t really work well as an example.) also ig i'm spoilering the ships for this au but you know what i'm fine with that, there'll be a more detailed post on these at some point.

taglist: @kokupuffs @rachi-roo (for taglist purposes) @giggly-squiggily @trans-ace-lee @mystwrites (for modern au purposes)

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SANEKANA

you know it takes a WHILE for Kanae to convince Sanemi to do this with her

he's not super comfortable showing his face on social media anyway and doing that trend? with Kanae? so everyone can look at it and go "how tf did this ugly bridge troll pull that gorgeous angel"? thank you but no thank you

Kanae of course is outraged at this; "did you just call yourself UGLY [insert long rant about how pretty Sanemi is on the in- and outside and how he should never speak like this about himself ever again]"

he finally caves in because she's so excited about doing it and she gets him his favorite take out to make up for it

OBAMITSU

Obanai avoids social media like the plague and he's not aware of the trend until Mitsuri starts sending him links, hoping that he'll get the hint (he doesn't)

when she finally brings it up to him he's SO reluctant but he agrees to it on the condition that they don't do it in a public spot

they do a few versions of it in the living room of Mitsuri's family when no one's home and he actually ends up having fun

in the end they don't post anything because Obanai just isn't comfortable with it but Mitsuri has all the drafts saved to her phone and rewatches them every day (her favorite is one where she susprised Obanai by scooping him up and he spasmed so hard that he threw her off balance and they both came crashing down on the couch)

SABIGIYUU

Sabito doesn't even ask Giyuu if he feels up for it, he just barges into the room like "hey we should try something" and doesn't wait for an answer

Giyuu has no idea what's going on, he just gets the instruction to walk backwards and he's so confused when Sabito... crashes into him?? starts making out with him??

the video goes viral and people online start gushing over how adorable Giyuu is which prompts Giyuu to lock himself in his room for three days because he can't fathom that internet strangers are calling him cute

he only comes out when Sabito takes the video down (which he did just for Giyuu and definitely not because he was getting a teensy bit pissed off at random people thirsting after his boyfriend)

UZUIWIVES

an absolute catastrophe of a video

Suma is the one who discovers the trend first and the others are on board with it obviously but turns out the trend was not designed for more than two people at once

all of their attempts end in a massive crash and tangled limb chaos on the floor and Tengen fractures a rib (he can take a lot but having three adult women fall on the same bone has to do something to a man)

they upload the fractured rib draft and it's a giant hit with the baby would you peel an orange for me community

RENKAZA

yes Akaza found the trend and yes Akaza sneakily brought it up to Kyojuro and yes Akaza already had a cute spot to film at in mind which they both had a deep emotional connection to but just for the record he thinks it's stupid

he grumbles about how they turned into a corny couple throughout the whole thing but also he's gonna need a second take just to make sure they get it right

Kyojuro happily goes along with the farce, nodding and agreeing in all the right places to make him feel better

they can't decide on a draft to upload because the one where Kyojuro laughs so beautifully doesn't have Akaza's eyes lighting up so marvelously and vice versa and in the end they just say whatever and post both because they've been filming all afternoon and they really need a snack

MUIGEN

the video is cute and all but what really resonates with the audience are the outtakes

take 1: Genya walks backwards from the camera and bumps into empty air. Muichiro forgot his cue.

take 4: Genya starts the video. Muichiro can be seen walking past the camera, so determined that the viewer might actually be tricked into assuming he has somewhere to be.

take 28: Muichiro stands in front of the camera, trying to figure out whether it's already filming. Genya can be seen laughing hysterically in the background and it's unclear whether his outbreak stems from amusement or desperation.

TANOSUKE

NEZUSEN

not much to say, except that Inosuke gravely misunderstands the whole idea behind the trend

Tanjiro barely manages to take a step away from the camera before he gets tackled to the ground from the side

he gets a few bruises, but Inosuke looks so happy about the "surprise hug" that he can't even be mad

also the video shows the aftermath of the tackle™ with Inosuke happily blabbering to him and if that's not Tanjiro's favorite thing in the world then what is honestly

SUSADAKI

honestly these two get together so long after the current point in the timeline and i highly doubt tiktok will be around for that long but let's pretend it is

Nezuko loves the trend and Senjuro asks suggests to do it like the attentive boyfriend he is

he puts so much thought into it too, he literally crafts a whole date night around ending up in that one spot where they had their first date just so he can smoothly pull out his phone like "hey you wanna do that you're out of my league thing"

after the camera has stopped filming he proposes and she says yes and they live happily ever after bye i love them

Susamaru is actually the one who suggests it and it takes a little while for Daki to agree

(she loves her girlfriend but people can't know she has an image to lose)

Susamaru doesn't give a shit about Daki's mean girl image and literally sweeps her off of her feet when she comes rushing into the frame

Daki's so flustered by how blatantly her adoration shows on her face but she insists on posting the video anyway because HELL YEAH THAT'S HER GIRLFRIEND AND EVERYBODY NEEDS TO KNOW THEY'RE AWESOME TOGETHER

[painedpen]

Does anyone else ship polyamorous ships purely because they hate cheating and love triangle tropes? It’s so annoying to me when fic writers incorporate that in.

I saw a fic where Kaede cheated on Shuichi with Miu, and Shuichi got together with Kiibo, and that’s how I started shipping all four of them together. Polyamory and spite fixes everything and I will die standing by that.

[mouseybites]

antis who ship uzui and his wives are sooo funny 2 me. makio is his cousin.

[myreygn]

i just don't get tired of looking at this, it looks so great!! they're all so cute ♡♡

lineart commission done for the wonderful @myreygn , featuring the beautiful uzui wive and the strong and handsome tengen ! uwahhh, this was so fun to draw ! tengen is sooooooo cool !! (๑˃́ꇴ˂̀๑)

thank you so much for supporting me this way !!

[beddybites]

finished the first section of the uzuiwives fankids fic!

I'm going to wait until I'm completely finished to upload it to ao3, so here's a small snippet of the moment amaya was born:

His daughter's eyes are a deep, rich purple, a cross between the brilliant sapphire of Suma's and the dark fuchsia of his own. She does not cry. She merely stares up at her mother and her father with a bemused expression.

Tengen recognizes that expression.

His child's gaze contains the calm serenity of Oyakata-sama, and the warm benevolence of Lady Amane. It is as though she is Buddha herself, brought into this world already enlightened, already knowing all there is to know.

saw this and dropped everything to read it

THIS IS SO GOOD IM ABSOLUTELYNBONKERS ph my god oh my fod im so exciyed. what an honor to have someone write a whole story inspired by my uzui fankids. i absolutely need to draw them again and snippets from urnstory i am going to die

[ultimate-polyship-tourney]

Ultimate Polyship Tournament:Round 55|Side B

Propaganda under the cut:

Miguel/Tulio/Chel

OK but you can't convince me they WEREN'T polyamorous did we watch the same movie that ending was polycule as hell

Uzuiwives

They’re canonically all in love with each other, it’s a healthy relationship, there’s no jealousy or fighting, they’re so pure and in love ♥️

[dawnofplumeria]

Hello! It's me again. I hope you're doing well. If you don't mind me ask, do you have some other ships that you like in kny (besides KokuNaki) and what ships that you dislike or even get uncomfortable with it? (It can be ships of hashiras, demons, or even in the academy version)

You don't have to say the ships that you dislike and makes you uncomfortable. I understand that you might get triggered with it. Even I get triggered with it too.

Other ships I come to adore in kny are RenShino, GenTan,MuiNezu & InoKana. YorriUta, Uzuiwives & ObaMitsu are other ships I like.🥰

The ships I don't like are the ones where I believe the two would be toxic to each other & ofc the illegal ones. There's a reason why I can't look up fanart of the Tsugikuni twins anymore...🙄🤮

[giggly-squiggily]

heyo :D i just went through the demon slayer stuff on the valentines masterlist and you mixed up two of my requests haha - the "hey could you... you know" with uzuiwives leads to the "what happens if i do this" with tanosuke and there's no seperate link for that fic. thought i'd let ya know <3

Aha! I had a feeling the bigger fandoms would have little mixups kjlaerjkakrjkr

Fixed and added! Thank you for letting me know :)

[sfwroleplayfinder]

Hi! I'm back again lol! My name's Ed and I'm a minor! (he/she/they pronouns!) I'm looking for someone to rp on discord with! My age pref being 14-17!

My main demands is that you're cool with LGBT ships, fanon ships, ocs x canon, hcs, ocs and LGBT hcs! Otherwise I'm not that picky! I'm also cool with any type of genres!

The Fandoms I'm willing to roleplay is Demon Slayer, My Hero Academia & Jujutsu Kaisen (I'm very new to the JJK fandom so I'm gonna be a bit rusty😵‍💫)

Characters in Demon Slayer I'd prefer to be: Uzui Tengen, Nezuko Kamado, Kanao Tsuyuri, Inosuke Hashibara, Kagaya Ubuyashiki & Obanai Iguro.

Characters in My Hero Academia I'd prefer to be: Toga Himiko, All Might, Izuku Midoriya, Shota Aizawa & Ejirou Kirishima.

Characters in Jujutsu Kaisen I'd prefer to be: Yuji Itadori, Kiarara Hoshi, Satoru Gojo, Uraume, Nobara Kugisaki & Utahime Lori.

Ships In Demon Slayer I Like: AmaKaga, GenMui, UzuiWives, ObaMitsu & InoZenTan.

Ships In My Hero Academia I Like: DaveMight, MomoJirou, KiriBaku, EraserMic, Togachako, SeroRoki & The Big Three.

Ships In Jujutsu Kaisen I Like: SatoSugu, ItaFushi & NobaMaki.

If you're interested, please reach out! I'm really looking forward to rp with someone! my discord is fr3ak_ed

Please contact Ed if you're interested

[flamb0yant-g0d]

✨💎So a mutual sent this to me and now I can’t unsee the similarities💎✨

💎✨Aren’t they all flashy?!✨💎

@hinatsuruuzui @ask-suma-uzui @ask-kyojuro

[seri-tonin]

Tengens wives are all bi and in love with each other as well as tengen. Source? I'm gay and I said so

[myreygn]

Hinatsuru, texting Suma: You, Tengen and Makio have been out all day, just to make sure: is everyone alive and not in jail?

Suma, texting back: Still alive!

Hinatsuru: And not in jail?

Suma: [seen 7.51 pm]

Hinatsuru: Suma!

[painedpen]

Good Evening Beauties and Gentlebeauties

My name is Ezra, and I go my all pronouns known and unknown to the human race.

I have too many ships happening in my brain at all times, and only some of them have content made about them regularly.

This blog will serve two purposes. The first one is to allow me a place to rant to myself about fictional characters like a drugged up asylum patient. And the other is to hopefully infect others with my rarepairing disease.

All that being said, I’m going to give out a list of pairings that I like just so that weary travelers aren’t taken by surprise.

Danganronpa:

NaeIshiMondo - (Makoto Naegi/Kiyotaka Ishimaru/Mondo Owada)

CelesGiri - (Celestia Ludenberg/Kyoko Kirigiri)

YasuLeon - (Yasuhiro Hagakure/Leon Kuwata)

TokoMaru - (Toko Fukawa/Komaru Naegi)

SakurAoi - (Sakura Ogami/Aoi Asahina)

IkuZono - (Mukuro Ikusaba/Sayaka Maizono)

ChiMichi - (Chihiro Fujisaki/Takemichi Yukimaru)

KotoMuri - (Kotoko Utsugi/Jataro Kemuri)

AyaYuta - (Ayaka Haneyama/Yuta Asahina)

TaiTakOko - (Taichi Fujisaki/Takaaki Ishimaru/Hiroko Hagakure)

SyoNiaKane - (Genocide Syo/Sonia Nevermind/Akane Owari)

KuzuHina - (Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu/Hajime Hinata)

ChiaPeko - (Chiaki Nanami/Peko Pekoyama)

SouDham - (Kazuichi Souda/Gundham Tanaka)

Soapies - (Hiyoko Saionji/Mahiru Koizumi)

BandAid - (Ibuki Mioda/Mikan Tsumiki)

KiIrumaSaiMatsu - (K1-B0/Miu Iruma/Shuichi Saihara/Kaede Akamatsu)

Traffic Lights - (Tenko Chabashira/Angie Yonaga/Himiko Yumeno)

KaiMaki - (Kaito Momota/Maki Harukawa)

RyOnta - (Ryoma Hoshi/Gonta Gokuhara)

KiruKiyo - (Kirumi Tojo/Korekiyo Shinguji)

Demon Slayer:

Final Selection Survivors - (Tanjiro Kamado/Zenitsu Agatsuma/Inosuke Hashibira/Kanao Tsuyuri/Genya Shinazugawa)

MuiNezu - (Muichiro Tokito/Nezuko Kamado)

UzuiWives - (Tengen Uzui/Hinatsuru Uzui/Suma Uzui/Makio Uzui)

MuraGiyuu - (Murata/Tomioka Giyuu)

ObaMitsu - (Obanai Iguro/Mitsuri Kanroji)

GyoKyo- (Gyomei Himejima/Kyojuro Rengoku)

ShinoTama - (Shinobu Kocho/Lady Tamayo)

My Hero Academia

KamiDeku - (Denki Kaminari/Izuku Midoriya)

KiriMina - (Eijiro Kirishima/Mina Ashido)

TodoSeroIida - (Shoto Todoroki/Hanta Sero/Tenya Iida)

HimiTsuChako - (Himiko Toga/Tsuyu Asui/Ochako Uraraka)

TokoYama - (Tokoyami Fumikage/Yuga Aoyama)

MomoJirou - (Momo Yaoyorozu/Kyoka Jirou)

MashiToru - (Mashirao Ojiro/Toru Hagakure)

MonoShin - (Neito Monoma/Hitoshi Shinsou)

The Big 3 - (Mirio Togata/Neijire Hado/Tamaki Amajiki)

EraserMic - (Shota Aizawa/Hizashi Yamada)

MountMidnight - (Yuu Takeyama/Nemuri Kayama)

ReInko - (Rei Todoroki/Inko Midoriya)

SnowRabbit - (Fuyumi Todoroki/Rumi Usagiyama)

Undertale

CharIskRiel - (Chara/Frisk/Asriel Dreemurr)

NicePants - (Nice Cream Guy/BurgerPants)

PapGore - (Papyrus/Asgore Dreemurr)

SansBy - (Sans/Grillby)

AlphYne - (Alphys/Undyne)

BratCat - (Bratty/Catty)

Tuffet - (Toriel Dreemurr/Muffet)

NapShyren - (Napstablook/Shyren)

Harry Potter

Golden Trio - (Harry Potter/Ron Weasley/Hermione Granger)

BlaNsy- (Blaise Zambini/Pansy Parkinson)

Silver Trio - (Neville Longbottom/Ginevra Weasley/Luna Lovegood)

GeorgeLina - (George Weasley/Angelina Johnson)

JIly - (James Potter/Lily Evans)

WiseFlower - (Minerva McGonagall/Poppy Pomfrey)

MArthur - (Molly Weasley/Arthur Weasley)

PercIver - (Percy Weasley/Oliver Wood)

FrEe - (Fred Weasley/Lee Jordan)

WolfStar - (Remus Lupin/Sirius Black)

ParVender - (Parvati Patil/Lavender Brown)

Twilight

RoseMettLa - (Rosalie Hale/Emmett Cullen/Isabella Swan)

BlackWater - (Jacob Black/Leah Clearwater)

JaLice - (Jasper Hale/Alice Cullen)

CarlEsme - (Carlisle Cullen/Esme Cullen)

BrEth - (Bree Tanner/Seth Clearwater)

SuLie - (Sue Clearwater/Charlie Swan)

QuiMbry - (Quil Ateara V/Embry Call)

That’s all I got for now. Mind you this is only the romantic pairings. I might update this list as time goes on.

Any questions or requests about these ships are welcome! Just please keep everything respectful.

I would love to hear about your own rarepairs and ships, so drop them all in the comments! Disrespect for my own ships, or anyone else’s ships in the comments, will be deleted.

[beddybites]

hey so I kinda snapped and I also kinda can't stop thinking about your uzuiwives fan children

IM GONNA BE HYSTERICAL OH MY GOD THIS IS SUCH AN HONOR?)?????

when / if u publish it please send it my way id love to read it ahhhhh!!

[myreygn]

[on a hike]

Suma: It's so beautiful out here!

Makio: Yes, and so quiet!

Hinatsuru: Too quiet...

Suma:

Makio:

Hinatsuru:

Suma: Where's Lord Tengen?

[cut to Tengen fighting a bear]