#utter clownery

[ride-thedragon]

No, because let's get into the absolute robbery that is Sheepstealer's arc right now. It's not enough for them not to introduce him yet. They've taken his entire arc away.

1. He isn't with the wild dragons. Or if he is, the Cannibal hasn't been mentioned.

2. He doesn't have the highest body count of the sowing or one at all.

3. His relationship with the Cannibal is completely gone.

4. He doesn't kill Silver Denys.

5. HIS RIDER IS NO WHERE IN SIGHT.

6. You gave Aegon his communist sheep arc.

You all had one job to bring the Beyonce of Dragons to life, and you've failed.

[abiiors]

“ross lumberjack au” i whisper to myself wistfully not knowing a SINGLE thing about lumberjacks apart from flannel

[hurremsultanns]

THEY COULDN'T PICK A DEPUTY PM SO THEY'RE GOING WITH SEYMOUR AND WINNY SHARING IT.

YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

[vvitchgrindergeneral]

Why the fuck are America lovers even on tumblr yall ate so fucked in the head.

[beachboysnatural]

oh sure maybe we look stupid now but in twenty years when some grainy footage of the destiel kiss is in the tell all documentary who will be laughing then

[hayden-christensen]

the emmys said here's a jumpscare have some emotional devastation !!

[demigod-of-the-agni]

"Pancho Patterson is a talented, bogan Spider-Man from Australia, and when he shoots his webs it sounds like the KOOKOOKAAKAAKAA of the kookaburra."

[smoothoperador]

IM KILLING MYSELF AND SENDING THE TAPE TO THE FIA

[clowningaroundmars]

hi thought of this at like 1 am and thought it was funny if u hate it then uh im so sorry /gen (love ur blog btw)

OMG NOOOO I LOVE THIS LMFAO

this is perfect. i'm gonna print it and pin it to my corkboard 💞💓🩷🩷💗💕🩷🩷💞💓💓

[cathymee]

sigh maybe i'm just not meant to be a character playlist girlie...

[cto10121]

[cuterocks]

the premise of this drama is: boy and girl were engaged, they both lost their memory, and somehow years later they still are looking for each other because both his and hers family and friends and everybody have apparently never met the other and constantly insinuate their relationship was a dream in the coma they both had. what the fuck? did they not have pictures together? did they went through the same accident but ended up separated at the hospital or did they have separate accidents at the exact same time? how do you go to the point of getting engaged while hiding this relationship to everyone else in your life? please explain because i’d like to know for personal reasons

[crowtrobotx]

I wish I could say that encountering grown ass men on this website who have bios/intros that effectively boil down to “WOMEN DNI 😡😡😡” surprised me, and yet

[heiayen]

this just in: serafina quits tumblr, deletes all their blogs and moves to a remote island with goats

cause of problem: heia

you're acting so cute and i barely said anything 😔

[purple-dahlias]

weekly blood tests??? weekly??? ma’am im not going to have any veins left if you do that

[dekariosclan]

Tav and husband Tav are milling around the shops. Tav sees something that they want but needs assistance from a sales rep. Unfortunately, the sales rep is a gum-chewing, dead eyed teenager who is rude AF and absolutely gives no shits about their job (you know the type). Sales rep ignores Tav twice before sassing them and being generally unhelpful.

How would husband Gale respond?

*Gale, angrily leaning over the order counter at the Baldur’s Gate McDonald’s, finger raised, nostrils flared*

Gale: Young man! Look here! (gestures at the sad excuse for a burger sitting on the counter in front of them) I’ll have you know we’ve dined on fish heads AND stale bread that far surpasses the utter slop my beloved has been served today—which, I might add, happened not once, not twice, but thrice—

Crappy Worker: *shrugs* What’s wrong with it?

Gale: Well! As my dearest has politely tried to inform you already: Cold meat; wet bread; extra mayonnaise when we CLEARLY asked for none, and, to add insult to injury, the most unappetizing topping of them all: TWO body hairs of very questionable origin—

Crappy Worker: *shrugs again* So?

Gale: ‘So??’ (gestures furiously at Ronald McDonald poster on wall) How befitting that your patron is a clown, because this entire establishment is rife with clownery—

Tav *hiding a smile*: Love, it’s okay! We’ll go somewhere else.

Gale *indignantly, over his shoulder as Tav leads him out the door*: And you can tell Sir Ronald or Lord McDonald or whatever his moniker is that he has lost our good will, and henceforth we shall ONLY be dining at the Burger Monarch down the road—

Tav: (whispers into Gale’s ear)

Gale: At the BURGER KING down the road—