#usm miles

[arekayic]

i’m going to pray that today is also usm harry’s birthday and post some art. harry’s b-day throughout the in show years

[ultimate-spiderman-stuff]

Web-Warriors x gn!reader headcanons please? How would they react when they'd befriend reader and then realize they have a crush on them?

Peter

Peter met you in school

He got assigned to sit next to you in history

You were drawing,not really paying attention to the class

He kinda was just tapping his pen awkwardly trying to think of a good conversation starter

Ends up blurting out something really randome like:

'Hey, did you know that barnacals have the largest dicks relative to their size?'

He practically dies inside

He hurriedly tries to back track,stumbling over his words

Then you just look up from your drawing,raising an eyebrow at him, nodding slowly

Peter just stays quiet for half the period then he decides to ask what your drawing

You turn the sketch book around to show him Darth Vader

Cue to both of you fangirling over Star Wars

After a while you guys started hanging out at breaks with Harry and MJ

The both of you have the kind of friendship where you'll say randome facts about stuff completely out of then blue

Finally the team gets so annoyed with the constant yapping that they don't bother asking Peter if he likes you, they tell him

You already knew you like him but was just waiting for the right time to ask him out

The next day after class you both confess at the same time

It was really awkward but wholsome

So you start dating

Flash

He met you at the gym

You were doing weights and he offered to spot for you

You gladly accepted his offer and you guys clicked instantly

At first he thought it would be a one time thing, but the next time he was there he saw you and instantly came over

Soon you both were sharing opinions of different artists to listen to,and walking home together

Soon he asked you out

You went out for smoothies

Miles

You were from the Red Room and was recently taken into SHIELD

SHIELD had given you some Red Dust so you were free from the Red Room

Miles had come over to hangout with you in the cafeteria and was currently talking your ear off about Ghostbusters

As annoying as his constant banter was the plot was quite interesting

You were always getting into fights with everyone but you found him just that little bit more tolerable

Miles also liked hanging out with you even though you frightened him a bit

But after awhile he began to not really be bothered by you

Soon he decided to ask Peter for some advice on what he was feeling

Peter wasn't quite his best decision to go to cos Peter is practically clueless in that category

But after a lot of researching and Google saying he was going to die of a heart condition, both of them found the answer

Ge was in love with you

Ot was a very sweet confection, the poor boy was so nervous

You had no idea about dating

But everything eventually worked out

Amadeus

He met you at SHIELD

And yes you were 13 the same age as Amadeus

You were a botanist like your parents so you were able to work in the labs

Amadeus might be the 7th smartest person in the world but plants were just not his thing

So when he found some new plant based material on patrol he asked you for help

It turns out he wasn't as much as a prick as everyone else said he was

But he was still annoying

After a couple of days he was becoming a bit less of a dick then before

After a couple of weeks the prodject was finished

He kept on finding reasons to go back to your lab and the relationship began

None of you guys actually said it, it kinda just happened

So like who knows you could just be really good friends who shares a lab and custody of a goldfish

Ben

Scarlet was on patrol when he saw a creepy dude with a gun go into the cafe you were working at

By the time he got there he saw you judo flip the guy

So he just sat back and watched the show

Once you were done with him, he webbed the guy up, staring at you suspiciously

'What? Did ya think I couldn't protect myself just because I have no powers?' You asked

'Did I say that, punk?' He muttered, glaring harder

You rolled your eyes at his attitude, giving him a hot chocolate

Once he left he had to say you peeked his interest

So when aunt May was having a bit of trouble finding where to go to for lunch he suggested the cafe you worked at

May noticed that he was staring at you more than he did at other people so made sure to go there more often

Sometimes he even goes there without May

He begins to go there almost every day so that he can see you

He starts to talk to you and and become somewhat friends

After awhile he confide in May

She was so excited that he was interested in someone

So when he decided to confess he was a blushing mess

You got what he was getting at and said yes

[flynamu]

[malleepp]

Peter a single father with many children (and he tired of this) by the jokes @sweetyart

[oliveroctavius]

Venom (2019) #17 -- it kind of rocks that the Maker gets to keep his 1610 font/capitalization compared to all the 616 characters. It really does have a cosmically uncanny feel to it, making it tangible that he's a piece of the Ultimateverse that knows exactly where it's from with no interest in even pretending to play by another world's rules...

[peterparkerprotectionposse]

This is basically what canonically happened

[ultimatepeter-man]

Hello, do you think that scarlet spider has ever killed anyone like at hydra or something like that and would the web warriors find out?

Oh Ben has DEFINITELY killed someone. At least ONE person. I can't imagine that Hydra or Ock didn't use him for their personal missions before sending him off to infiltrate the Academy, and I'm positive they had no qualms with him killing. Considering Ben has been with them since he was created, I'd think he has no real qualms about killing either.

As for the Web Warrior's finding out, I can imagine they find out while telling funny stories about missions they've been on, and bad guys they've fought, and Ben just randomly recounts the time he punched a guy so hard their head explodes and it's a mixed back of responses XD Nobody expected that

[f1rstb0rn-auth0r]

Spiderverse Rant

So.. I’ve been seeing people talk about Ultimate Spider-Man (The cartoon one, not the comic one) being in Spider-Man: Across the Spiderverse.

I highly doubt that whichever Spider-Man that was, it wasn’t USM Peter. I believe if it was USM Peter, he would’ve had a cameo like Spectacular Spider-Man, since USM Peter traveled the multiverse multiple times.

And I highly doubt he would be against Miles, I personally believe he would help Miles. So I hope in Spider-Man: Beyond the Spiderverse, we see the Spider-Gang pop up in USM and USM Spider-Man and the Web-Warriors help the Spider Gang. I would even be done to see MSM2017 Spider-Man and his Web-Warriors helping out as well.

And yes, I was highly disappointed to see Spectacular Spider-Man be completely fine with letting people die just because a computer said so. Like how do we know Lyla ain’t algorithm created by the TVA or even Kang to keep everything in check.

Like, I don’t know what’s Marvel and Sony’s situation right now, but with Kang Dynasty and Secret Wars coming up, and even all the multiverse openings within the MCU. It is literally called “The Multiverse Saga,” so you cannot tell me something isn’t connecting here!

[gods-favorite-autistic]

The different Spider-Men (mostly from Into the Spiderverse) as people at a family reunion

Original Spider-Man from Miles’s universe is the dad, Peter B Parker is the queer uncle, Spider Noir is the fresh out of jail aunt who has had like 5 glasses of wine since he got here, Penni is that one cousin who no one can say no to, Miles is the son who is just so done with everything, Spider Ham is the stray that no one really knows how it got here but hey he’s not tearing up the house so it’s fine, Gwen is the friend Miles begged to come along so that he didn’t have to do this alone, Tom Holland Spider-Man is the cousin who just spends the entire time talking to his friends/helping Penni build a Lego set, Tobey Maguire Spider-Man is the uncle who just wants to sleep, Andrew Garfield Spider-Man is the oldest cousin who spends the entire time talking shit about the adults and then goes for a walk and just doesn’t come back but nobodies worried cause he does this every year, and Ultimate Spider-Man Peter is the middle cousin trying to cause as much chaos and drama as he can without getting in trouble

[guardianbee]

finally watched Across the Spider-Verse and I only have one critique and it's Prowler related (but hopefully it will be addressed in the sequel, idk I will write more thoughts later) but HOBIE BROWN!!! HOLY SHIT he was probably my favorite part of the movie. I love that Hobie got his time to shine - even if I prefer 616-prowler!Hobie Brown, spider-punk is such a fun variation of his character and I loved how easily he bonded with Miles. So fun, so good, ahhh!!!

[ultimate-spiderman-stuff]

Miles and Cho: *trying to prank Peter by putting tooth paste in oreos*

Peter, takeing a bite: oh, you put tooth paste in these? *continues eating like nothing happened*

Cho: he's a demon

Miles: *faints*

[malleepp]

I made trinkets of felt with spiders from USM 👀

[oliveroctavius]

I really do wonder if Miles' Ultimate run will live up to the reputation of unusual narrative cruelty or if that perception comes from people who weren't already familiar with the general tone of 1610 Spidey

[milimeters-morales]

comic miles: experiencing the “death” of one of his family members and losing his shit

atsv miles: beaten and trapped in another dimension on a time crunch while his dad is in danger

ps5 miles: dealing with venom peter and college and his mom dating a new man who also has a kid

usm cartoon miles: ???

meows morales somewhere i guess:

[indigosabyss]

USM-Sam Alexander: Ugh, don't tell me you have to put up with a Spiderman too. 616-Sam: What? Webs and I are best friends! USM-Ava: No way. Like. There is no way. (Nova didn't reply bc bluescreening too hard) 616-Sam: Hey, Spidey! They say we hate each other here! 616-Miles: Really? Weird! USM-Sam: Oh that's a completely different person. USM-Ava: Things make much more sense now.

[ultimatepeter-man]

Do you think that Miles speaks Spanish?

Yes, 100%!