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gods-favorite-autistic · 2 years ago

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The different Spider-Men (mostly from Into the Spiderverse) as people at a family reunion

Original Spider-Man from Miles’s universe is the dad, Peter B Parker is the queer uncle, Spider Noir is the fresh out of jail aunt who has had like 5 glasses of wine since he got here, Penni is that one cousin who no one can say no to, Miles is the son who is just so done with everything, Spider Ham is the stray that no one really knows how it got here but hey he’s not tearing up the house so it’s fine, Gwen is the friend Miles begged to come along so that he didn’t have to do this alone, Tom Holland Spider-Man is the cousin who just spends the entire time talking to his friends/helping Penni build a Lego set, Tobey Maguire Spider-Man is the uncle who just wants to sleep, Andrew Garfield Spider-Man is the oldest cousin who spends the entire time talking shit about the adults and then goes for a walk and just doesn’t come back but nobodies worried cause he does this every year, and Ultimate Spider-Man Peter is the middle cousin trying to cause as much chaos and drama as he can without getting in trouble

#spiderman #spiderman into the spiderverse #spiderman no way home #tw cursing #cw cursing #ag’s Spider-Man just walks in roasts everybody and then leaves #kinda like roast bot in big brother #actually he insults everyone but Miles and Penni #Penni because she’s a kid and Miles because they have a lot in common #Peter ‘we don’t have a chimney’ ‘whaaaaaaat’ Parker and Miles ‘who’s Morales’ Morales #meanwhile tm and sn have a bet going to see who can drink the most wine before they pass out #og peter is just desperately trying to keep it together #while pbp is too busy trying to keep himself together #th peter is in college yet he still sits at the kids table because ‘adults are too tiring’#miles brings his sketch pad with him and just draws the entire time while listening to music #Gwen is put on the duty of alerting him whenever his family is approaching but otherwise she just gets to sit on her phone the entire time #if on the rare occasion that ag peter stays he will be sitting at the kids table #usm Peter keeps sending Harry and MJ photos of his family doing dumb shit #MJ usually responds with ‘engage with your family Pete!’ while Harry just straight up tells him to fuck shit up #spider ham bites people

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