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Still the wildest find at the computer science section of the library:
same energy as this:
Computer science people fascinate me so much, what kind of things are going on inside the terminal?
(side note: this made me super excited about the next update of my saturation plugin)
The "software engineer to living off the grid in a cabin far away from society" pipeline needs to be studied:
What was the name of that former Gameloft employee again who now makes Instagram videos in a cabin in the middle of the woods?
#computer science#the death of the gods#the new global power grab#Carl Miller#book#library#IT#Azazel Darkthorn#using computers to kill god#books#Voxengo#god#Ben Rogerson#goose farmer#LinkedIn#Feng Yuan#Aleksey Vaneev#Gameloft#Gameloft Live#mathematics#software engineer#techcore#cybercore#webcore#computer#terminal#computercore#corecore#programmer#coding
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#animated gif#animated gifs#gif#gifs#old advertisements#old ads#retro#vhs#computers#80's#old tech#old computers#tech#UFO#UFOs#aliens and ufos#ufology#ufo sightings#extraterrestrial#aliens#MY GOD THEY'LL KILL US ALL#pretty colors
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I archived the magnus archives
idk link to the full thing is here https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1vA6kin0H5bk_Nu15WTnwmAEPTAx9MLVO/edit?usp=sharing&ouid=117712544114786577413&rtpof=true&sd=true
I genuinely don't know what anyone would use this for, and honestly doing recreational paperwork is crazy and i need to sit with myself for a bit and think about this one
anyway john's case numbering system sucks so i made a new one, not really that good but it acts better as a call number system. In real life there would be albums and catalogue numbers but thank god the magnus institute archive does NOT exist so that's not an issue
#the magnus archives#tma#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#i literally did an unpaid shift as an archival assistant then came home and did this#autism overload#also dear god using smooth delicious Microsoft excel at work makes google sheets feel like one of those fake children's play toy-#-computers like what the hell why is office 365 so damn expensive i want nice cells i want capitalisation functions google sheets count you#damn days count your days thats what im trying to day#and don't tell me its an ethical issue for the statement givers last name to be in the call number#the magnus institute kills people i don't think they care
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Separate cotl opinion/headcanon
The fight with Nari was not close. The Lamb kicked his ass.
thats all thanks for coming
#azure’s bullshit#cult of the lamb#cotl#cotl narinder#cotl lamb#cotl lambert#look it might just be because i only got hit once when i fought him and it was cause of a lag spike but still#fuckers been tied up for how long?? girl homie’s joints are snap crackling and popping#its giving muscle atrophy~#the lamb took out like four gods yall they aint weaker than him lol#like his dialogue doesn’t even change after you die and try again the lamb cannonically first tries him#also bro rly said for my second phase ill become a stationary target#say less he’s cooked#this is my pathetic Narinder propaganda#ill die on this hill the lamb beat his ass#literally the only thing that gave me any trouble was the fact that i couldn’t use the glass canon fleece kill him as fast as I wanted to#i simply do not get hit#he landed one blow on me and it was literally because my computer was doing too many particle effects and chugged#like the lamb is in the room#the lamb#the lamb knows where their hitbox is its their body they’d only be better#like they can like walk slowly and shit i can only wasd they’d be way better than me#i did try a few times but that’s cause the game gave me the fucking hammer like five times#like brother im playing on hard you don’t one shot shit#as in i loaded in#saw that bitchass hammer#and quit#eyo fuck the hammer#the axe is you but good
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local man with a fear of smart technology tries to pick a new smartphone incident (20 dead 15 injured)
#I've been denying my phone a software update for nearly 2 years now#if I get a new phone with current year software I might actually die#I think my fear of smart tech is really funny bc I'm not like#scared of using a computer or just having a smartphone#but shit like character ai puts the fear of god in me#i can't have any kind of apple product bc I'm so terrified of siri#and I'm genuinely scared of social media idk how I still use tumblr#LIKE I HAVE DAILY NIGHTMARES ABOUT TUMBLR AND DISCORD I'M NOT KIDDING WHEN I SAY THIS SHIT SCARES ME#something poetic about having an addiction to social media while also having an intense fear of it idk#anyway if I get a new phone and it tries talking to me I'm killing myself
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think i'm going to kill someone, actually 👍
#every single fucking laptop i've been considering has sold out As i decided to buy it#or else the site glitched as i was about to make the purchase so it couldn't process payment#and then the next morning it was sold out#god for*fucking*bid i be able to use a computer without killing my wrist i guess!!!!!!#there's other laptops available but they're all out of my price range :)#hey if anyone rich sees this and wants to help a bitch out....#all jokes aside though i'm so mad right now#this better fucking mean i get my own laptop back fully functional with working fans#because i don't know what else i can do tight now#this is so fucking stupid#vent post
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Currently stranded on a desert island (phone is at the repair shop) sending messages in bottles into the ocean hoping someone will see them (instagram messages to bff) and writing SOS in the sand with big big stones (tumblr posts). Everything i ever knew has disappeared (i forgor all account passwords). Will my friends find me? (fucking open instagram dms once in a blue moon is it too much to ask)
#smartphone#desert island#i am#big sadù#thank god my ao3 and tumblr account is open on the computer already#one (1) good thing today#but alas#discord is unreacheable#also whatsapp#i refuse to reinstall and download whatsapp and it any many many many gb of files for just a few days#im HOPING itll be just a few days akjdhaksdhaòdd#yesterday they said itd be done by this morning#this morning they said itll be done by saturday maybe monday#kill me straight on and be done with it god#AND i was in the middle of herding sheeps in my wa groupchat with a couple of friends#to decide where to go have lunch saturday#IF IM NOT IN THE CHAT THEY WILL NEVER DECIDE AND WELL NEVER SEE EACH OTHER AGAIN I KNOW IT#IF YOURE READING THIS YES THIS IS AB U AND THAT OTHER FRIEND YES#I GOT BEEF WITH YOU WHY YOU BEING SO DISTANT LATELY#GET A GRIP OR TELL US WHATS HAPPENING were worried#this escalated quickly wow#anyways yes i do am in a Mood could yall tell
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i havent drawn anything substantial for like a month because i started playing the sims 4 again and it subsequently took over my brain like a parasite. you know how it is with the sims
anyway here's ludovica
#i honest to god dont know whether to tag this as my art or not my art. oh well#transmission#my ocs#project: astigmatism#the sims 4#ive been HEAVILY debating w myself in my head whether or not i should start a s/mblr sideblog#like i think itd be fun but at the same time every s/mblr blog ive seen has so many coolly edited screenshots#and uses g shade and all that stuff and i just do not have the time or computer capacity for it#plus who knows if ill actually keep up with it :sob:#anyway not tagging this w anything more bc i am scared of new communities#what if i say or do something wrong and they kill me like palpatine from star war. what then
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#ok. so the guy from school i visited emailed me today like: good news! we unanimously voted to extend u an offer here#so expect the formal offer in the next week. and im like uuuugh i wanna say yes so bad#bc in the us i would have more flexibility in the program than i would in the uk#and my options in the us r either to b a big fish in a small pond at this schoolor a little fish in a big pond at the other#bc this school is underfunded and a bit isolated out in the mountains but the staff r pretty great and big egos dont seem like a big issue#but if i go to the other school its like a big well funded school. the application was like 75 dollars. fuck u and really annoying#and i mean id have to live in new jersey. so in the city with city driving and prob a more high pressure school environment#and more of a chance of dealing with big egos. but like career wise im sure it would b good. assuming i don't mentally collapse#but i mean that doesnt seem as fun as spending 5 years out in the rocky mountains#like thry have fucking moose and bears! there were deer and turkeys in town!#and my dad just sent me a video of all the spring peepers singing back home and im like 😭 bc froggies and he was like i bet u could find#frogs out in [redacted city] and im like 😭 ur right. it just seems like the better choice for my poor overtaxed brain and the project is#so cool too. i want to get the cyano species as my computer background asap. and the guy is nice and apparently super supportive#and i could probably walk to hiking trails. god. i mean i have to say yes to that. i wanna say yes so bad. send me the formal offer bro#ill fucking take it before i even hear back from the other schools lol. ugh. i hate making choices#oof i am so excited to kno where im going and plan my departure. its gonna b such a pain moving tho i pray that my mum or dad can drive#with me bc otherwise the 20hr drive by myself might kill me. thats almost as bad as my initial move out here lol. the us is so big#ugh. again choices. is this the right choice? probably one of the biggest decisions of my life. the project feels so right. cyanobacteria#my algal group of choice. and hot springs. how tf do u say to no to that? i mean. id b doing that in new jersey too but with red algae#ugh. put me out of this misery lol. also as an aside. shout out to my fucking disaster brain for not being able to focus on a single thing#my boss in a meeting: so glad to have students and staff so excited to b working on this project!! me: lady i hate that im on this project#bc im just sitting in until they can get an actual student. i just do what im told but appreciate the enthusiasm lol#ay. im so tired. i wanna see the snow and mountains. and fix my head. and get outta the desert. and listen to frogs 🐸 😌#unrelated
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world's thinnest walls versus parents' stupidest argument
#hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby#no one should be this angry about star wars#it's like theyre in the same room as me and theyre a floor below me#theyre not good roommates :|#like. they're literally echoing#this house is gonna fall apart and it's gonna be george lucas' fault#if im like hey you guys are loud there's like a 70% chance theyll be like Ok What Is Your Problem We're Not Being That Loud#god the other day my mom was eating something while i was at a computer and she leaned over my shoulder and i was like hey#could you please not chew in my ear#because it's been established for YEARS that i have a really big problem with the ol mastication#and she's like 🙄🙄🙄 honey. dont. i wasnt chewing in your ear and my mouth was closed#maybe she was like 8 inches away from my ear. i still fucking felt that viscerally!! leave me alone i dont want my tics to act up#i will convulse. fuckign get away from me i have to scrub my eardrums now#child's politest request vs mother's complete inability to accommodate needs she doesnt personally relate to/understand#(my dad's not much better i just dont try with him bc he's like. a debate bro. and he's gone half the time anyway)#they also share a complete inability to see any symptoms in me or my brothers which is Not Good for literally all of us#my mom's just a little more frustrating bc she's a psych major so she thinks she knows everything. like. mom#you CANNOT be arguing with me about whether or not the r slur was always ableist and then be like psh. that kid's not autistic theyre just#self dxing to account for their other problems. i know this bc ive been around them their whole lives (infrequently and with little depth)#so imagine if i did that. i would be killed on sight i would never be able to speak to her again im not kidding it would be so so awful#thing is I'd probably believe her too. hell on earth#you dont act like my professor told me autistic ppl act in the 90s. gonna have to zap you with my death ray (forcing you to argue in#defense of your experiences which we didnt notice or invalidated at the time)#im not even 100% sure im autistic. but the fact that i cant talk to her means idk if i can talk to an actual doctor about it bc im still a#dependent and she'd probably be there with me.#I'd have to get a doctor on board or she'd NEVER believe me. how the hell am i supposed to do that#god. whatever#idek if i wanna get diagnosed but i want her to believe me. i want to be able to talk about what i need bc if i dont have a good enough#reason (my comfort is not reason enough) then she never will. and it'll get worse. it sucks basically#she's fucking doctor autism apparently and can sniff em out. christ almighty she's unbearable sometimes
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Do not leave your computer online overnight.
I don't give a shit why you think it's necessary, you're 100% wrong. I guarantee you there's a workaround that doesn't involve the waste of energy or the added strain to your computer.
Just turn the god damn thing off.
Shocked how many people think you can just turn on a computer and leave it on for weeks or months or years and never turn it off and it'll be fine. Computers need their sleep, and sleep mode does not count
#''what about my million browser tabs? D:''#I'll kill you.#I'll hunt you down and kill you.#USE YOUR MOTHERFUCKING BOOKMARKS#YOURE THE REASON GOD SAW FIT TO MAKE AN ETERNAL HELL#I WILL ENSURE YOUR PUNISHMENT COMES EARLY IF WE EVER MEET IN THE FLESH#computers#pc maintenance
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Actually devastated by the amount of people I know that use ChatGPT as a therapist. Devastated. It's "fuck AI, AI is destroying the planet" until it's convenient for you huh
#maybe its bc im an artist and am very aware that that data doesnt just vanish into the AI ether as you send it but#why doesnt this concern you!!!! first of all now p much anyone w a crumb of computer skill can access ur trauma and personal info#second of all ITS KILLING THE PLANET ITS BAD FOR THE PLANET#i dont understand how you can rally against AI use and understand how AI negatively affects jobs livelihoods passions and the environment#then turn around and use ChatGPT to roleplay. stop being a coward and make a RP post like the gods intended#FROTHING. at the mouth. i hate ai. i hate chatgpt. i hate replacing human relationships and connections [even connections you pay to have-]#being replaced by a robot :(#anyway i know not everyone can afford therapy#but thats why insta/YouTube/tumblr/any social media EVER#is stock mf full of mental health advice and videos and rants and people who will LISTEN#but youd rather skip past that. you look at the human connection and decide chatgpt is better.#gtfo with that shit#you are rallying against the machine killing art while feeding the machine#“i cant afford therapy and i cant talk about this with anybody” liar. you can. you just wont
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pulling all the power from indian yt tech dudes in desperate attempts to fix my computer
#dad will kill me if i tell him i dont even know why its in a restart loop#but also he would probs send help#but unless i do this on my own (w/ yt gods) i will never learn and will always pay for tech help#so just pray with me that this learning journey decides to STOP soon cuz just#let a girl use her computer geez#0 notes to me
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I did something
i find the dischotomy between the batfam's potential to kill vs their real-world willingness to kill very interesting! so I made a graph because I'm a nerd
#yeah I was serious when I said 2 axiss is not enough to describe something as complex as killing someone#This took me several hours#also where do you guys find the wfa profile pictures(?)#what are they even called?#cause I have screenshots but no like clear ones to use on memes#to be fair I don't really create memes and if I were I would probably save a few#what ever I just screenshoted the first one+one of alfred from another meme cause yeah#wait a fricking second did I put duke into can kill one person catheggory on mass murder#cause that's not where he belongs#he belongs between has a team and mafia#cause he has the robin movement#eh#I am not fixing it#I am tired#also#just to let you guys know#the only cannon I have consumed is 3 issues of the new tim drake robin and wfa#so if you don't agree with something fix it#also my personal opinion is that danger is lineer multiplication of the power matrix and willingness to use that power#so cass having a willingless number so close to zero is actually less dangerous than people whom are for sure less powerfull then her#oh my fricking god this is the first time I am posting from a computer and you can change tags you already finished#how will I live without this#ok#bye
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