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[jay-wasstuff]

So no one was going to tell me Logan calls Wade daddy instead of bub/ba in the spanish dub?

[milesgmorales]

MILES MORALES Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse (2023) dir. Joaquim Dos Santos, Kemp Powers, Justin Thompson

[nicknelosn]

SHE-HULK: ATTORNEY AT LAW (2022) | S01E08 'Ribbit and Rip It'

[puppetwoman17]

The day Billy was chosen must’ve been so life changing for the magic world.

I have a headcanon that before he was chosen, since Adam was the only champion he was still, unofficially, champion. He didn’t have duties or respect or anything like that, but he had the title.

Magic was different back then. It felt hollow to them. Darker. They performed it and they performed it well, but they felt jaded. For more powerful users like Fate, it was like touching fire. Writing with magic resulted in sparks and pain.

And then Billy was chosen, and everything just felt so different.

Everyone from Fate, Giovanni, Constantine, Xanadu, Spectre, you name it. They could all feel that something had changed. A ripple, if you will.

Suddenly, magic was more in tune with the soul of its user than ever. There was a lightness to it. A fluidity that wasn’t there before. And, for just a few seconds, they could feel the curiousness, the happiness, the intense emotions of a child.

For everyone else, it was probably the best day of their life.

Mary saw it from her window one day and felt a tug towards it. Adam seethed knowingly.

And Billy? Billy ran all the way back to his hideout and freaked out for the next 24 hours.

[u5an5]

Just watched Deadpool & Wolverine with polish subs based on dub and I have to be honest, there's much more funny stuff than I expected, considering that the rest of it made me glad I'm not watching it with actual dub

So, things that picked my interest:

Instead "207 when I watch Gossip Girl" he straight up says "207 when I watch porn" (Gossip Girl isn't especialy popular show here so reference wouldn't mean anything for majority of audience anyway, but to straight up say it instead replacing it?)

"Ok peanut, 'guess we're getting that team-up after all" got replaced with "Okej ptysiu, nie ma to jak seks grupowy", which translates to "Okay cutiepie, nothing better than group sex" (??? we're still in the first 5 minutes of the movie)

"you know what they say, when one door closes, your locker at work opens" translated to "Jak to mówią… Jak zamykają od przodu, to ładujesz się od tyłu" which translates roughly to "Like they say... when they close the front, you get in the behind" which I find kinda funny

Peters line about seeing Wade in suit comes of gayish cause he doesn't say he wants to see him in the suit again, he wants to LOOK at him in it again, you know what I mean

intead "This guy looks ready to throw it all away for me" he says "This cutie would gladly get hugged by my bowels" which is a lot more straightforward than I expected

Wades spiel to comic acurate height Wolverine is much more insulting and instead being all "what a cwute short king you awe" translates to "Oh fuck, a furball dwarf? Was there even dwarf like that? Furballs mommy drank lots of booze when she was pregnant? Maybe daddy was a ratferret? Don't even come near me, 'cause you surely have ticks"

"I need you to come with me, right now" to "Zapraszam cię na randke, i to natychmiast" meaning "I invite you to a date, and I mean right now" (Logan replies with "Złotko, nie kręci mnie to" which translates to "Sweetie, I'm not diggin' it" and by "it" I'm honestly not sure if he means Wade himself, the fact that Wade said he's only here because he's the Wolverine just a second ago, or because his suit looks like fetish gear)

"It's quite common to Wolverines after 40" to "It's normal when going trough menopause, I get it"

they replaced "peanut" to different endearments to not be repetive but the most often used one is "ptysiu" (ptyś is a choux pastry; if I had to translate it as english endearment, I'd go with cutiepie). its cute imo

Logans "bub" also got replaced by endearments/insults losely fitting situation but the stupidest one has to be Logan calling Johnny "misiu", which translates to "little bear" and let me tell you, it's HILARIOUS cause it's equvalent of calling a random guy "sweetie" but in the "your grandma asking if you want seconds (yes you do, no you don't have any say)" way

"my boy's wicked strong" is translated to "mój chłopak zna się na rzeczy". It's slightly like the papi situation from spanish dub cause yes, "chłopak"'s direct translation is often "boyfriend" but it is also used as "boy", "guy" or "dude", usualy towards guys younger/about the same age as you. However, the addition of "mój"/"mine, my" makes it much more angled towards boyfriend, wherever they wanted to or not. There are at least three different ways to translate it and make it less gae I know and the've still chosen this one.

They made, in my opinion, the "its a common curtesy to ask" "Its good thing I don't give a fuck" lines better by translating them to "you shoud've ask, thats polite thing to do" "and you can politely fuck off"

they replaced Star Trek reference with Star Wars one, using Han Solo instead Spock and idk. on one hand they did it to THE spirk moment but on the other they made, and I may be reaching, but it seems like covert reference to "I know" scene so ??? (star trek is nowewhere near as known as star wars here so they would probs replace it either way but it also can be just "star trek and star wars sound so much alike, they have to be basically the same, right?" haha joke)

them instead innuendos using the most over the top forms of insult that no one ever heard is kinda funny but only because I only had to read them; if I ever heard somone call somebody "kutasina" irl I would find a way for at least one of us to not be able to hear anything ever again ("cockleter" is my best attempt to recreate this horseshit)

If you guys want to share some treasures from your native dubs/subs, feel free to

[fotibrit]

peter, who has nightmares and becomes violent when he wakes up scared: Are you mad at me

tony, who was worried about peter so tried to wake him and now is nursing a black eye and mild concussion from being punched in the face: “Never could be, kiddo”

[calkestis]

"He’s a slut, your honor” - Foggy Nelson about Matt Murdock in a courtroom probably

Marvel’s Daredevil | S01xE01, Into the Ring

[kylekirkwoods]

gio’s 300 follower celebration gwen stacy + pink (insp) — for @kizzyedgelll

[renrapp]

I live in the best possible Spider-Man city, Mumbattan!

SPIDER-MAN: ACROSS THE SPIDER-VERSE dir. Joaquim Dos Santos, Justin K. Thompson, Kemp Powers

[ffverr]

Scott every time he has to form a team:

[cal-kestis]

PETER PARKER + SMILES 😊 for @fawad-khan 💛 happy birthday, shreya! (insp)

[trvlystxrk]

*out grocery shopping*

Peter: *takes a free sample twice*

Peter: Robbery and Fraud. I am a Rebel.

[milesgmorales]

I'm Miles Morales. But you? You can call me the Prowler.

MILES G. MORALES Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse (2023)

[sun-snatcher]

summ. You pull some strings to get the old punching bag from Fogwell’s down below the church. Matt is thankful. — ( A quick audio imagine blurb! )

“YOU FORGET I CAN SENSE when you're nervous."

In the dingy basement cellar of Clinton Church, Matt laughs as you busy yourself with handwrapping him.

The sound is sincere.

You're glad.

He hasn't laughed— or been himself since Father Lantom had dragged him to the foot of the church half-dead, and you suppose neither have you after a revelation as big as: I just discovered my best-friend of multiple years is the local city's vigilante.

But, he's laughing, now.

A phantom of it, sure, but a real one nonetheless. It's progress. It means you're doing something right.

"I'll be fine," he says. Above the both of you, the church choir begins a solemn hymn. "Thank you for this, really. I... I know I've, I've not been..."

The words escape him. He ducks his head and licks his lips.

( You get him, ofcourse. You always do. A decade old friendship does that: of filling in the blanks, reading each other's hearts. )

"I know," you nod, pressing a gentle hand to his cheek. He's got a stubble he ought to shave off by now. "I know, Matty."

He breathes you in, eyes closed as leans into your touch.

"You can stay and watch over me if you want. I promise I'll take it easy, yeah?”

“Yeah,” you smile. “Been watching over your dumbass since we were kids, anyway. S’nothin’ new.”

A scoff.

He swipes at the tip of your nose; you swat him with a laugh.

[puppetwoman17]

You don’t know how happy I was to find out that there is actually a bar for magic users only. It’s called the Oblivion Bar(I think) and I first read about it in the Day of Vengeance series.

Now I’m thinking about how Billy probably finds a way in all the time despite the barkeep telling him he’s too young. And how even if he’s the champion, he doesn’t want any kids drinking alcohol. Which, cool. Great. But we both know our boy’s probably tried some and refused it for the rest of his life.

Billy comes to the Oblivion Bar to celebrate with other magic users when a magic-based villain’s been defeated or when there’s any kind of celebration in the magic community.

I like to think that there’s a picture alongside the other ones in the bar, where everyone’s sleeping cause they’re tuckered out, and their sleeping bodies are surrounding a sleeping Billy, as if instinctively creating a circle of protection because their stupid champion is stupidly reckless.

And we all know there are probably other crazy stories and wacky adventures in the Bar, especially when Billy was first starting out. And as he grew older and pictures grew, he still went there, but he’s vehemently against anyone outside of the magic community seeing those photos where he LOOKS drunk, but isn’t.

Let’s just say, Billy does NOT want the non-magic based heroes finding out.

Idk I just like thinking about Billy being the Bar’s resident kid and Magic’s resident kid in general.

[mobius-m-mobius]

OWEN WILSON and RAFAEL CASAL in LOKI S2 (2023)