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cockatrice (part 1)
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#welcome to the not-so-covert op!#btw cockatrice hybrids are shifters (like Soap or Horangi)#and this one is of the larger land-type variant (larger body but useless wings).#full eye contact can induce momentary paralysis#hence gaz's attempt to put a blindfold on the fucker#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#kyle gaz garrick#cod mw2#ghostsoap#giragi art#monster 141 au
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workin man (orc)
#ollie#he carries the same lethargic boredom as that one black jaguar drinking video that i ofc cannot find bc the internet is shit and useless lo#anyway wanna touch on ollies ''''''''''''real job'''''''''''' as a metal worker more To Cope#he has a special board he uses just to get to work with thicker sandpaper layer probably#me 🤝 ollie working and being sweaty all the time then being too tired to do what we actually enjoy and going into a depression spiral#oc#original character#my art#monster oc#monster#monster boy#half orc#tiefling#demon#demon oc#half demon#muscle#muscular#orc
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Something, something, monsters not understanding/learning about humans.
Just some doodles but I thought they were kinda cute.
#traditional art#luigi#bowser#bowuigi#my au#ao3 stuff#kamek#bowser jr#monster family + human addition#one of my favorite tropes#jr has no concept of personal space; he can and will jam his claws in your mouth to examine your tiny human teeth.#then ask you why you have such useless fangs.
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Uh oh babes… got a new idea involving a mysterious girl with a mysterious guardian in a mysterious world!! Have some concepts before a proper ref happens or whatevs!!!!
#artists on tumblr#character desgin#concept art#monster boy#original characters#useless oc’s#ina#neighbor#dream piercers#you will never guess in a million years what this story is about#based on how these characters look#more info to come IF I like this idea…
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Y'know I kind of feel like when Megatron killed Tarn and said 'I want you to spend your final moments thinking of this: that everything you've done has been for nothing' he was kind of self-projecting onto Tarn? Mainly because at Megatron's statue, M and T had a conversation where Tarn explicitly asked if all the Decepticons in service to Megatron died for nothing, if HE did everything he did for nothing. (And I think M even gave an answer along the lines of 'idk I think we basically did'). And then after Megatron killed the DJD and Rodimus teleported in to rescue him, there was that silent moment where Megatron just stared at Rodimus not moving at all before he finally took his hand at the last moment.
It honestly feels to me like for a while, Megatron fully intended to murder-suicide himself. Murder the DJD, his monsters and his creation, and then take himself out alongside them, because he is also a monster. Because he also feels that everything he's ever done has been for nothing.
Goddamn it's no wonder I liked that scene so much LMAO, as someone who thinks villain Megatron > Autobot Megatron, literally one of his key traits is that Megatron basically took his pain/trauma/worldview and used it to lash out at the universe and try to subjugate it to his vision. So the fact that he took his own pain and brutally murdered the DJD while telling them the very same thing that puts him through so much agony is so very deliciously ironic. And a return, however brief, to the Megatron characterization that I know and love.
#squiggposting#i also feel like it turns his asshole behavior towards tarn into something more understandable#like... he is not just condemning tarn and co for being evil useless bastards#as if he has the moral high ground. no. megatron also thinks his whole life was wasted#for a moment he fully intended to kill all of the DJD and then himself. a circle of monsters#who all exist for no good reason and did horrible things for no good reason#only rodimus coming in is what saved megatron both literally and in a spiritual sense#from believing he deserved to just die in the same hellish pit he killed his creations in#THIS IS LIKE SOME FUCKING METAL ASS BIBLICAL SHIT I'M TELLING YOU#tbh if megatron had actually died in there with tarn and the djd i wouldve considered that#a more satisfying end to his story than what we got#particularly bc i think the functionist universe is stupid and LL 25 felt like. contrived#in how it dealt with Megatron's fate#anyways the TLDR is that megatron was an asshole to tarn as if he didnt make him how he was#but like during that one moment i think he was in a pit of self loathing#and he wanted to drag the djd. tarn in particular. along with him for ruining his happiness#i'm sorry but that's who megatron is#if your megatron isn't an intensely angry/damaged person who drags ppl down with him#bc of his own projection and self loathing then like. who is he#enough soft grandpa mtmte megatron i love violent unresolvable self hatred and lashing out megs
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I would never fight against her like ok whatever you say gorgus
#dunmeshi#delicious in dungeon#falin touden#dungeon meshi#chimera falin#falin dungeon meshi#anime#art#fanart#call me marcille cuz im a useless lesbian in love with a monster girl
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Useless rpg recs. Videogames (rpgs or not) where you can romance an orc
(m = male character, nb = non binary character, f = female character)
Baldur's Gate 2: Enhanced Edition (isometric rpg, protagonist can be male or female): Dorn il Khan (m) (romance has also some scenes in the dlc Siege of Dragonspear)
Bastard Bonds (pixel rpg with turn based combat, protagonist can be male or female): Nazar (m)
Dear Monster (nsfw visual novel, dating sim, male protagonist): Slagathor (m)
Icewind Dale (isometric rpg, protagonist has to be male to romance the orc): Dusky (m, modded npc)
Ikkarus and the Prince of Sin (visual novel with combat, dating sim, male protagonist): Orakh (m)
Orc Covenant: Gay Bara Orc Visual Novel (nsfw visual novel, dating sim, male protagonist): Dagroth (m), Kurdan (m), Karn (m), Yundril (m)
Pathfinder Kingmaker (isometric rpg, protagonist can be male or female): Regongar (m)
Pendula Swing (isometric adventure, rpg, female protagonist): Giglesh'Kern (m)
Salting the Earth (visual novel, dating sim, female protagonist): Dirrong (f), Urnba (f), Eda (f) (and these are more flings than romances: Sakkhan (f), Nim'Gann (f))
Skyrim (action rpg, protagonist can be male or female, romances are just marriages with little content): Ghorza gra-Bagoli (f), Borgakh (f), Gat gro-Shargakh (m), Ghorbash (m)
A Tavern at Night (free visual novel, protagonist can be male, female or non-binary): Azram (m)
Tusks: The orc dating sim (free visual novel, protagonist is male): multiple male characters, to add
(This is an updated version of this previous post)
I played all these games but "Orc Covenant" and "Tusks", so feel free to ask for any info!
#orcs#baldur's gate 2#pathfinder kingmaker#dear monster#orc covenant#a tavern at night#salting the earth#pendula swing#tusks#skyrim#bastard bonds#icewind dale#ikkarus and the prince of sin#useless recs
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that scene where dean kills amy and then talks to her kid is actually so good. because his monster ethics are so clear. john would've killed the kid too. but to dean a monster is a monster when they hurt / prey on / kill innocent people. the kid hasn't done anything yet. so dean lets him go.
#sorry to bring up amy (beloathed) but i'm going thru my drafts and this one's good and true#dean was right to do what he did Sorry!#amy pinkie promising she'll never kill again is well. useless bc what. she can guarantee her kid will never get sick again?#she absolutely would have preyed on innocent civilians again and decided which 'undesirables' of society she'd get to feed on#and dean. mr saving people is Not incidental it's thee whole point. was not gonna let that happen#monster ethics#vic.txt
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The most useless thing I've done in three houses was give Edelgard 100 crit
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#“useless” *Says a valid way to make several units throughout the entire series become game breaking monsters*#fe#fire emblem#fire emblem three houses#fe16#fe3h#edelgard von hresvelg#gameplay takes
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you know what, I actually will talk about this because it's bothering me. The issue with focussing so heavily on syd and carmy's potential for a romantic relationship isn't that there's something inherently unintellectual about romance or whatever, it's that a lot of people seem incapable of doing that without immediately flattening the story and ignoring or intentionally misreading any and all nuance for the sake of that romance. Every scene suddenly becomes about how it impacts their relationship, every analysis is done through a romantic lens, every frame or line of dialogue becomes about finding some easter egg or hint that "proves" these people should start dating. Their dynamic is absolutely a fundamental part of this show, but if you can only see it as a will-they-won't-they, you miss so much of what the story is actually trying to say with these two.
There are good versions of this story where their relationship is romantic and there are good versions of this story where it isn't, but as soon as you decide them being together is "the point," you lose the ability to actually judge the story for what it is, not what you want it to be.
#like so much of their dynamic (esp but not exclusively in S3) has been about showing the ways that carmy's trauma and dysfunctional#attitude in the kitchen impacts other people and how even though he cares about syd and wants their partnership to work he keeps self#sabotaging and setting himself and by extension her and the restaurant up to fail and replicating the same toxic environments that#he grew up and trained in and this is very much consistent with his character and a natural continuation of the conflicts they've been#having since S1 but because him being shitty with her runs contrary to them getting together suddenly its 'ruining the story' and#out of character and only happening bc the writers just hate to see this ship winning and like. if you really think that i genuinely don't#know what show you've been watching bc it sure as shit wasn't this one. like it hurts to see him do this because you know#they could do something genuinely great together and that he's ruining a really good thing but this is also the reality of where he is rn#if he was just a good and supporting business partner and not deeply dysfunctional it would be wildly out of character#the problem w S3 wasn't that it 'ruined' their relationship it's that it had no clear focus overemphasized carmy's arc at the expense#of the other leads deprioritized the supporting cast while failing to give them their own arcs gave more screen time to#unecessary and uninteresting new 'comic relief' characters and let conflicts stagnate without resolving them or#letting them evolve over the course of the season.#this isn't exclusive to the bear this is a general trend ive noticed where as soon as the 'shipper' part of people's brains get activated#it's like they lose the ability to read the story any other way and it stops being about what's good for the narrative and starts being#about whether or not these two people kiss and anything that gets in the way of that is bad and anything that brings it closer is good#and it's usually whatever but it's really frustrating when the story ppl are doing that to is this good#it also makes people fundamentally incapable of treating any 'obstacle' to that romance in a way that isn't wildly meanspirited and#gross (esp bc those characters are usually women) which is exhausting. like no claire isn't evil or a 'pick me' or 'bad' for carmy#or a useless addition to the story or whatever other nonsense you guys have decided must be true to feel okay. she's a perfectly normal#character and their relationship is exploring some of the ways that carmy's inability to deal with or actually address his trauma#impacts the various relationships in his life. she doesn't even have to be a monster or a narrative mistake for him and syd to be#'destined' for each other or whatever. this isn't a middle school wattpad fic.#im definitely gonna get killed in the street for this but ive been looking for a good reason to spend less time on here so might as well#the bear#sydcarmy#sydney adamu#carmy berzatto
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I’m a monster fucker.
#trans girl#shit post#transfem#shotpost#monster fucker#i like monsters#writing girlie#book girlie#no shame#lesbian writing#lesbian#useless lesbian#disaster lesbian#sapphic#trans lesbian#transbian
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Slowly re-reading / savoring the manga. My thoughts around the end of Trigun Maximum 2... So, Vashwood shippers, we need to talk. Well, every fanficcer really, but especially you... Why do I see so few fanfics covering Wolfwood's FEAR of Vash? All of the early volumes of manga, Wolfwood is seeing WEIRD PLANT THINGS. He was witness to the Fifth Moon incident. He sees Vash's healing capabilities in Trigun Maximum 1 and through 1 and 2, sees Vash's general endurance (the one time he got exhausted and sick and wrecked the bike notwithstanding). He saw Vash STILL IN THAT CONDITION sticking his neck out for others, just reckless with his own life and it scares him. He gets hints at Vash's general immortality and wonders if he is unkillable. He wonders at how much he is like his brother. Underneath the guidance and dare we say... growing friendship, there is this underlying terror. At least, that's what I feel from reading the manga. And it makes me feel like... mangaverse Vashwood shippers... unless you're ignoring canon and just writing something self-indulgent or you're writing a post-series AU, or at least a late-series thing, I feel like "No way they're bumping and grinding right away." And if they are? Any note on Wolfwood's wondering just what he's gotten himself into and just what he is romancing? Same with Vashmeryl in the manga... the sharing of PTSD stuff, the terror she has. She's gotta overcome her fear of Vash after that, which happens in the manga... I just feel "this is not a romance manga" and anything shippy is really self-indulgent on the fans. Which is OKAY, but... I don't know, I just don't see it when people insist on any of it being canon and it sort of baffles me at the amount of shipping this fandom has (okay, so it really doesn't because all fandoms have shipping... but, it's like, when a friend and I do shipping roleplays for Fire Emblem: Awakening, that makes a lot of actual sense because half that game is a shipping sim. It's Character Horny-Chess)! Not an anti-post, just me casually wondering, after going to the fanfiction section of Ao3 at how quickly and readily some of the shipping stuff is, even in non-ship centric fics when I go and read the manga and read "Wow, even Vash's friends are scared of him, at least a little bit, if not a lot." Poor guy.
#trigun#shipping#trigun maximum#shadsie's useless opinions#I mostly read short fanfics#so maybe that's my problem#I'd really like to see more shipping fics in this fandom that address the Fear of the Other#art too#lots of monster-loving in this fandom#less instinctual monster-fearing and overcoming the fear#which I would find a more interesting angle in fanworks personally
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Late, but happy birthday Izuku <3 💚☀️
#bnha#mha#midoriya izuku#deku#mha fanart#something something the terror of letting your innocent and most unhurt self see the monster youve become to protect others#vs them just being happy theyre a hero#forever thinking abt deku always trying to save others...let him also save the child who was told theyd always be useless#my art
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Spooky season is here, time to show you more of my monster drawings
His name is Cupcake!
#artists on tumblr#vent art#aki can art#digital art#illustration#monster art#monster character#demon oc#werewolf#kinda? he's a bit of a shapeshifter#terato#if you squint#one day imma finish Cupcake's character sheet and it's gonna be useless cus he has like 4 different forms#horror art#dark fantasy
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You can say whatever you want abt the g3 cartoon but no one could ever convince me these are good designs
Such a waste of buff women designs , i need someone to give them justice
#monster high#i also hate how obbessed g3 is w giving characters persective glasses#theres a reason deuce wore sunglasses its so no one could SEE his eyes#the persective glasses are useless you can still SEE his eyes#rant
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THE BOY. WE MUST SEE MORE OF THE BOY
Himst??
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