#useless bisexual and lesbian

[kangarooqueen]

[lisaslosingstreak]

Bianca and Wednesday are waiting for their dates at the next R’aven, hoping that it won’t be interrupted by blood raining from the ceiling this time.

Bianca: Hey Addams you ok? You seem to be paralysed.

Wednesday: ‘……..’

Bianca: ‘Seriously Addams do I need to get the nurse?”

Wednesday weakly points to the stairs which lead down onto the dancefloor, muttering some Spanish curses under her breath. Bianca looks over as well.

Bianca: “Holy Fuck I think I’m suddenly bisexual.”

[eahsayswhat]

I love how authoritative Apple looks moments before her brain catches up with her mouth. Cue the flustered mess in 3...2...1...

Happy Pride, everybody!

[yellowocaballero]

just picturing The Reveal™ going like:

Obito: yeah i faked my death but it's fine, i was actually doing you a favor, so you know, YOU'RE WELCOME

Kakashi: how was that a favor?! I was having one-sided conversations to the memorial stone when they could've been two-way all along???

It's useless! It's so useless! The course of action that would have made the most objective sense would be to tell Kakashi he was alive the second he got un-eviled!

But why didn't he do it? Because he's a super divorce guy, obviously. It's literally so tragic. Obito's being a complete matyr about it too. King all of this is a choice you are making. What are you doing.

[sigmas-split-hair]

rant but honestly what happened to wlw solidarity. I’m not quite well educated on queer history, so excuse me if I’m wrong

have we always argued about who is more oppressed? did people use to give a shit whether a dyke was bisexual or lesbian? did people think that the biggest problem in the community was bisexual lesbians?

i just feel like we have so much fighting within our community nowadays. honestly why do you give a shit about bi lesbians? bisexual sapphics were part of the lesbian community for a long time, and the word lesbian was often used to simply describe women who were attracted to other women, bi or not

you don’t need to call your wlw relationship lesbian if you don’t want to, but I’m just confused as to why the community suddenly became obsessed with excluding people and making strict labels. slur discourse is dumb too. homophobes don’t care if you’re bi or lesbian as long as are attracted to women, slurs don’t care about your sexuality

im not a mspec lesbian myself, but i don’t see how they’re hurting our community. bi sapphics are not straight, bi sapphics have a complicated relationship to their attraction to women just like us, and they love women just like us

isn't that what being a lesbian should be allowed to be? do we *have* to put boxes and criteria onto our sexualities? or could we just say that "we are lesbians! we love women (and enbies) too!"

[janothergay]

My brain explaining to my heart and my pussy that we’re all fucked regardless of whose in charge

[red-lights-of-doooooom]

been around long enough to learn that witches are just stoners who mix random shit together in a bowl and toke up while saying nonsense words.

girl, you casting a love spell? you don't need one. you're literally perfect. direct all that potent magickal energy at me. with your words. please ask me out. date me.

[hermy-97]

she drives me insanneeeeeeeeeeee

[greencloakedfae]

decided i want to go clubbing for my birthday csuse i cant be fucked to organise anything and i want to find someone cute to make out with but also the group going with me is an absolute chaotic mess of my token cishet guy friend, my brother, my token cishet girl friend, two soft bisexual girlies, a genderqueer person i met on hinge and now do fencing with,,, and they just invited one of their friends who I've never met who is really really cute,,,

[misterradio]

discourse is crazy sometimes u just have a divisive topic that rules your dashboard both sides duking it out and no conclusion is ever reached and then suddenly u realize u havent heard anyone say anything about it in years

[toolateintheday]

Not one for posting my face on here usually but it's a special day: two years married to the love of my life 😍

So I wanted to share the sapphic love.

This is your wake up call to stop being a useless sapphic and ask that girl on a date. The worst she can say is no. I'm living proof that cheesy pick-up lines work.

[hard--headed--woman]

i really thought it was obvious but you know if you call yourself a lesbian but has/has had a crush on a guy you're actually not a lesbian. lesbians only like women and never have a male exception. hope that help lesbophobes <3

[fandomflotilla]

“If you didn’t accept me at my most lesbian, you don’t deserve me at my most bisexual.”

- Weiss Schnee, to her homophobic father (probably)

[chaotic-diaries-of-yours-truely]

I find it funny how I seem pretty straight irl but when I open my mouth and talk to girls I come up with the most, gayest, lesbian, sapphic compliments and people still assume I'm into men only. (I'm ace and omniromantic asf)

[luckysalbum]

we love the lesbian and bisexual useless duo (jayce and vi)

[mymakoamiart]

Uh... Yes