#useless bisexual and lesbian

[eahsayswhat]

I love how authoritative Apple looks moments before her brain catches up with her mouth. Cue the flustered mess in 3...2...1...

Happy Pride, everybody!

[yellowocaballero]

just picturing The Reveal™ going like:

Obito: yeah i faked my death but it's fine, i was actually doing you a favor, so you know, YOU'RE WELCOME

Kakashi: how was that a favor?! I was having one-sided conversations to the memorial stone when they could've been two-way all along???

It's useless! It's so useless! The course of action that would have made the most objective sense would be to tell Kakashi he was alive the second he got un-eviled!

But why didn't he do it? Because he's a super divorce guy, obviously. It's literally so tragic. Obito's being a complete matyr about it too. King all of this is a choice you are making. What are you doing.

[sigmas-split-hair]

rant but honestly what happened to wlw solidarity. I’m not quite well educated on queer history, so excuse me if I’m wrong

have we always argued about who is more oppressed? did people use to give a shit whether a dyke was bisexual or lesbian? did people think that the biggest problem in the community was bisexual lesbians?

i just feel like we have so much fighting within our community nowadays. honestly why do you give a shit about bi lesbians? bisexual sapphics were part of the lesbian community for a long time, and the word lesbian was often used to simply describe women who were attracted to other women, bi or not

you don’t need to call your wlw relationship lesbian if you don’t want to, but I’m just confused as to why the community suddenly became obsessed with excluding people and making strict labels. slur discourse is dumb too. homophobes don’t care if you’re bi or lesbian as long as are attracted to women, slurs don’t care about your sexuality

im not a mspec lesbian myself, but i don’t see how they’re hurting our community. bi sapphics are not straight, bi sapphics have a complicated relationship to their attraction to women just like us, and they love women just like us

isn't that what being a lesbian should be allowed to be? do we *have* to put boxes and criteria onto our sexualities? or could we just say that "we are lesbians! we love women (and enbies) too!"

[janothergay]

My brain explaining to my heart and my pussy that we’re all fucked regardless of whose in charge

[toolateintheday]

Not one for posting my face on here usually but it's a special day: two years married to the love of my life 😍

So I wanted to share the sapphic love.

This is your wake up call to stop being a useless sapphic and ask that girl on a date. The worst she can say is no. I'm living proof that cheesy pick-up lines work.

[criminalmindsfanantic]

Emily: missed me, missed me now you’ve gotta ki…

JJ *smirking*: now i’ve gotta what?

Emily *gay panics*: ki- kill me! yeah, now you’ve gotta kill me

Emily *internally*: wtf was that prentiss?!

JJ *internally*: omg she’s adorable when she’s flustered

[hard--headed--woman]

i really thought it was obvious but you know if you call yourself a lesbian but has/has had a crush on a guy you're actually not a lesbian. lesbians only like women and never have a male exception. hope that help lesbophobes <3

[fandomflotilla]

“If you didn’t accept me at my most lesbian, you don’t deserve me at my most bisexual.”

- Weiss Schnee, to her homophobic father (probably)

[chaotic-diaries-of-yours-truely]

I find it funny how I seem pretty straight irl but when I open my mouth and talk to girls I come up with the most, gayest, lesbian, sapphic compliments and people still assume I'm into men only. (I'm ace and omniromantic asf)

[mymakoamiart]

Uh... Yes

[grtmnick]

Lena cursed her body for its betrayal.

Kara was clearly incredibly perturbed, though about what the Luthor did not yet know.

Unfortunately, the only thing that Lena could focus on was the cascading sensation of warmth spreading outwards from the epicenter of her core.

[milkandhoneyfemme]

My gf takes screenshots of text conversations whenever something cute/funny happens, and has been doing this since before we got together.

Our favorite activity is going through our old messages and laughing at how obliviously gay we were for each other. I TOLD HER I WANTED TO LAY HER HEAD IN MY LAP AND LET ME PLAY WITH HER HAIR. YEARS BEFORE WE REALIZED WE WERE IN LOVE. GAYYYYYY.

[fruity-forest-dweller]

Someone come smite me right now, I am but a fool. I am a useless dumb gay bitch, a disaster sapphic.

[st0ned-butch-blu3s]

Not the butch I’ve been hanging out with for months thinking I’m not interested bc we’re both butch!!!

[cancelmecowards]

ALRIGHT. funny story. actually petty story. I'm the one being petty. but I'm a gemini sun so I'll just blame it on that.

so. my ex-best friend/homoerotic friendship/situationship and i ended things pretty badly per se. meaning she was toxic and used me and wanted me to be vulnerable because she could control me BUT YEAH. i fully cut her off my life. but the thing is... our mutual friend picked her over me. which is STUPID and she keeps saying 'consider both sides' and I'm like. WHAT both sides. she's the one who made all the wrong decisions hell she even admitted it. the worst thing i did was be stupid enough to stay.

but yeah I don't need that in my life so I cut out my mutual friend out of my life as well since well, frankly it kinda broke my heart a little. yk because my ex really hurt me, and when i started healing she came back and hurt me more. i was in a different STATE by then but she still had to. yeah. she was selfish and stupid and i don't know why I even liked her.

NOW WE GET TO THE FUN PART. me and my friends (ex-friends now, I guess. this group includes my ex and the mutual friend) we created an account on instagram called catholicschoolgays and you can assume what the content would be like. it's kinda dead rn. we all have access to it but what I did was kick everyone else out of the account, change passwords and take full control of it myself. only fair right? she got my friends and the time to properly heal around them so I get the stupid spam account. I'm gonna make some verrrryyy gay posts (nothing HARMFUL and no bullying bc im not actually evil) soon but I need some traction so pls help out a fellow gay tysm tumblr people.

is this petty? yes. is this how I'm supposed to heal? no. but am I still gonna do it? absolutely.

it's @catholicschoolgays on instagram and if you wanna have an idea of what my content is like first then check out @dyeonysos it's my art account but still my humour would be similar 💀💀 anyways BYEE