#ur gettin tagged as anon

[paper-mario-wiki]

Hey I know your clown days are behind you and everything, but I'm still curious if you've got any opinions on The Amazing Digital Circus?

same thing everyone else does i suppose, that its fun and well made.

to be additive to the discussion instead of just saying positive stuff you've already heard, i'll levy a little critique against it, bearing in mind that i do so with positive, constructive intent.

i feel as though in recent times we've been oversaturated with stories and media with too grand a focus on the characters instead of interesting concepts. i think that the character design in the amazing digital circus is colorful and neat, but in the past 3 years how many "it's cutesy looking, but it's actually about existential terror and the cute characters go through trauma, oh no!" gimmicks have you seen in stories? personally ive seen quite a few.

i feel as though creatives are pushed too much to make a marketable face first and foremost, because lingering eyes are in high demand for artwork online these days. if someone is going to move on quick, which is going to be the case with the majority of people, it's much more likely that someone will find it easier to remember a cool design for a character instead of an entire unique sequence of events. that means story-driven things are either made to be more shallow to give more space for character moments, or have a much smaller chance for having their work succeed.

i do not think this is indicative of some mass decline in creative originality, or even the fault of the creatives who make the work. like i said, i thought it was a lot of fun and gave it a small positive review on twitter a few days ago. Gooseworx, as well as the rest of the team who made it, clearly cared for this project. what im talking about is a symptom of the larger issue that is the black-box algorithms that have desolated social networks, and create bad media consumption habits in people. though i wont lie to you and say i havent grown to resent the symptom too.

so to answer your question more succinctly, i dont really think of it that much at all. ive seen this one already.

[anendtopursuit]

how come nobody's mentioned that max jägerman's blazer sleeves have veins on them? is his blazer part of his skin?

ok i'm ngl i momentarily had no idea wtf u were on abt but then i did a quick google image search for reference and

no yeah those are... those are for sure veins??? i'd maybe assume they were just sort of miscellaneous spooky stains on his jacket if not for A) the very specific shape and colour of them, B) the placement (most visible in his forearms, and seemingly connecting to the veins on his hands), and C) the exact same style used for the veins on his face (and hands, as established):

so we have established that, as far as you or i are concerned, those are For Sure max's veins, that are for some reason attached to his jacket sleeves. cool. for the question of WHY i offer you two options!

first: the meta, theatrical reason of just... cool costume design? it looks good. zombie (ghost???) max's costume is just the right amount of cluttered; it looks messy and torn without being distracting or sacrificing the actual structural integrity of his costume, and it's very consistently A Lot, compared to the plain letterman jacket he had in life. you could argue that the veins on his sleeves are simply an attempt to make white sleeves more visually interesting, and connecting them to his hands/face/etc so as to not fuck up the coherency of the whole Look™️.

but this is hatchetfield, and that's boring, so here's what i propose:

the old waylon place is already pretty fucking pet sematary, right? they buried max under the floorboards and he didn't just come back from the dead, but he came back WRONG, infused with the power of the lords in black. well, as we know, magic like the kind the cult of starry children used can be... dubious at best, and the lords don't exactly treat humans as anything better than sacrifices or playthings - so who's to say that they care enough to differentiate between flesh and fabric? who's to say there's not an extra layer of body horror in max's unceremonious revival? who's to say that, when his body stitched itself back together from the nerds' dismemberment, his veins didn't get confused and slot between the threads of his jacket? i mean... it's not like we ever see him take it off.

i am now incredibly tempted to write a fic with this premise. god damn it.

[crazylittlejester]

i am once again calling out to the void to mandarin wars anon, hope this reaches you dude:

i am still working on ur prompt, and I’m actually working on ANOTHER of ur mini fic prompts rn (this one is gonna stay a mini fic and hopefully ill post it late today or tomorrow). if this ever reaches you dear anon, I know you’ll whack me over the head with a broom for apologizing again, but i do feel bad for not having finished ur first prompt sooner 🥺🥺🥺 it is SHOCKINGLY difficult for a few reasons but i am no quitter

kinda obsessed with our communication method being me screaming to the void and you appearing in my asks on a whim, and i have no idea if youll ever see this, i haven’t heard from you in a while dawg (i think, idk my memory SUCKS), but never fear: I have not forgotten

hope ur having a good day/night wherever you are 🫶

[our-t4t-experience]

hhhhh i had an amazing date with this rlly cute guy a few days ago!! and it was so cute we went thrifting (which is actually a very good idea for a 1st date since when you don’t know what to talk about you can just make jokes about the weird stuff you find)

and before we met up we texted a lot about both of us being nervous and he asked if it would be a date or rather a friend-thing and i said we can just see how it goes? since he’s really cool and i’d love to just be his friend if we end up not feeling anything romantic-

but anyway!!!! it was so nice!! and i learned he’s been on t for almost 2 years (so i’m planning some kind of anniversary party for him) and i’m just now looking into my options and what i need to get on t in my country so he’s been a huge help!!

and we're seeing each other on valentines day again!! we're going to watch a horror movie:)

i've been thinking about giving him something for valentines but idk- i think flowers are a bit much since i'm not sure where we're headed- so i was thinking maybe a small self-made envelope with stickers, my fav tea and a list of my favorite songs? so i can ask him what music he listens to? but i'm not sure

-🦛 (unless that’s already taken)

this is so cute<3

[starfxkrinc]

https://www.tumblr.com/starfxkrinc/772066668117737472/httpswwwtumblrcomstarfxkrinc7720656443174748

LMAOO well maybe if it was YOU they would, depends on the person you are ig… if ur a freak its def jj and if you’re just a bit too sweet it’s sarah or pope (sometimes the both of them)

- sunflower anon

waittttt gettin tag teamed by sarah and pope why havent we thought of this before

[tddyhyck]

i’m so glad u liked the jeno thing!! :3 the subway thing is 😩😮‍💨 because the thoughts that inspires… cough train sex cough. ohhh him knowing but pretending to be innocent and teasing u 🥺🥺 i related so hard to ur “an d and and and” (and it made me giggle because u sounded a little many thoughts head empty there). thank u for the meal as always 💖

& this is probably a few days old but i have to mention it,, blue U’RE SO FUCKING FUNNY I HAVEN’T STOPPED LAUGHING AT UR TAG “that jessi j song but change it to fleshlight” BECAUSE THE LYRICS??? “I'm stuck in the dark but you're my flashlight / You're gettin' me, gettin' me through the night” BUT WITH FLESHLIGHT I’M LAUGHING 😭😭😭😭 poetic artistic smut … oooh u’re onto something cus now i’m thinking … lee jeno 25k fwb2lovers angst n fluff and the filthiest smut where he feels lost in the world but then finds himself in u ❤️ (yes, like that)

also i swear i’m not a jaemin stan despite how much i’ve been talking about him (i was reading those chenle asks and giggling because yussss! *raises hand* another chenle stan here! :3 i’ve adored him ever since i first discovered dream, although i don’t know for sure who all i bias anymore because they’re all so 🥰💗) but today i saw a post about using someone’s cum as lip gloss and my mind immediately flashed to jaemin and his reminders to use lip gloss and it’s such a terrible little thought that my brain had that i absolutely had to share it with u 😭😭😭😭

~🪄

OMG wait this reminds me my friend hua @goldyeokki (they aren’t active anymore) they told me about chikan (dubcon warning) it’s groping on public transport and it reminded me of that in the best way 😵‍💫😵‍💫

jeno keeps me in a many thoughts head empty space i can’t explain it 😭😭

LMFAO idk why that song immediately came in my head but i needed to let the world know 🙏

STOP,,, jeno 🫠 fwb to lovers makes me GrrrrrRRR RUFRUFRUFFFF i love long form fics like that with all the juicy info,,, but he would be so rough and tough and doing everything to make you cry but when you both finally ~make love~ he’d be so soft and hold you so tight ,,, he’d be like a cheesy romantic and get the candle and wine and just I NEED HIM

chenle is so precious like i remember during debut he was so small and just a kid and he had the cutest hair now he’s all grown up and obnoxious and breaks my heart 😭😭 (i feel like chenle stans are so hard to find bc people don’t see him in a romantic way or a sexual way he’s just a good singer which is true but he’s so fucking funny) i’m the same way like i don’t have favorites bc they’re all my favorites now 😭😭 in this dream shit for life

THE LIPGLOSS NO FR,,, jaem probably stops you before you leave and he’s like baby wait lemme get some gloss for you and he would make you get on your knees so he can jerk off and cum on your lips GTG,,, is that too much ,,, he would tho

anywayssss hope u are well little magic anon 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻 have the best day/night

[brambeag]

Hey, so on the whole tagging others OC art as your own OCs, I just wanted to make sure I know where the line is so I don't disrespect the artists. I have a side blog for 'writing resources and inspo' (the blog title), which I don't run for followers, just purely for my own reference. When I see art that reminds me of my OCs which I wanna reblog for reference I usually tag it as 'inspo' and the name of my OC. Do you think this is alright or is it :/ ?

i think it’s :/. an insp tag is more than fine, oc name next to it is not. it’s not about whether it’s a blog that u have ppl following and seeing the tag or if it’s just for ur personal use, it’s about me having to read that tag and see that you’ve disregarded who the character is in the picture because what you saw in it was just your oc.

[chainsawing]

lmfao 2 bad NBA doesn't stand for national bitch association maybe you'd actually have a chance of getting drafted 😂😂

it actually stands for no (sexy) boys allowed so we both cant get in bitch

[moonguilt]

I'd ship em too. 🐝

me? wasting half an hour of my life on a shitty nyzor edit because there is literally zero content out there of them??

its more likely than you think

[pyrobled]

great

[shoezuki]

Its so hard to describe how or why I like Tumblr over Twitter. This place is hell and plenty of rancid nasty awful stuff here, but while staying on Twitter is like sipping poison every morning every day of your life and going around making it everyone's problem, Tumblr downing a jug of poison, growing four legs, and being sent death threats anonymously that you just respond to with "penis" and "your mom" with absolutely no repercussions

SODEBEOSKSBSHSBDVDHD YWA... HONESTLY UR FUCKIN RIGHT YAAAA

Like this place ABSOLUTELY sucks too but we can ADAPT. like i feel its due to mechanics n the format of this site? Like. Its easier to tailor ur experience on here to ur preferences. No algorithms no trending that really matters. You dont have to be subject to Big Things n you cwn follow n look in tags if u want. Plus like. I been thinkin bout it. But theres more Control on here

Like. Gettin hate anons is like. The closest equivalent to the qrt bullshit on twitter. But w asks. Its entirely in ur hands. You can jus Not answer, or say some dumbshit to em. Or (what i like doing lmao) make a post callin out the anon WITHOUT even answerin the ask n givin their words attention.

Its like. Yes im in toxic waste but at least its MY toxic waste

[lalunanymph]

I got very happy when i saw in your tags that i'm the p&p lover anon 😭💖💖 after I saw the peak I'm getting ready to have my heart broken again. I have to agree though it was funny when poor Megumi and Toji witnessed ira & naobito gettin heated... Poor souls! 😂😂

I love ur new theme btw!! Its very pretty 🌹

I was in shambles when I wrote that Megumi and Toji scene ahdjsjdj 💀 & ahhh tysm! I love @/saintkerosene’s works and their aesthetics are just ✨immaculate✨

[sweetsweetkpop]

I posted 201 times in 2021

99 posts created (49%)

102 posts reblogged (51%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 1.0 posts.

I added 185 tags in 2021

#dee writes - 37 posts

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#kdiarynet - 21 posts

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#anon sweeties - 10 posts

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Longest Tag: 134 characters

#u want a hot guy who will also make u breakfast in bed and not break ur heart. i’m so sorry that’s entirely unattainable and u have to

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

Genre: Suggestive/Smut

Rating: 18+

AUs/Tropes: Establish Relationship, Non-idolverse,

Pairing: Changkyun x gender neutral!reader

WC: 672

Tw: None

Sw: Marking, Biting, Dry humping, Pet names (just once tho and still gender neutral), Implied Smut

Prompt: 27 - “Bite me!” “If you insist.”

Note: Hope I did this okay for you anon! Also I didn’t make this a full blown smut and more on the suggestive side with implied smut, so I hope this is okay. And I’m happy that you love my writing too! Have a nice day/night too!

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143 notes • Posted 2021-08-10 19:01:38 GMT

#4

Monsta X(and Wonho): S/O asking to make a sex tape

Pairing: Monsta X x gender neutral! Reader

Warnings: Mentions of sex tapes, Mention of Dirty Talk

Tagging: @nocturne-overtures @gettin-a-lil-hanse @kimnamshiks @jacksons-goddess-gaia

Hyunwoo (Shownu)

Hyunwoo is a caring and simple man, so if you ask him for something, he usual don’t mind doing it

“ You want to record us having sex? Okay.”

Like I promise it’s not something to stress yourself about when asking him about it.

To make sure the video is good for you to watch back again and again, he’ll probably try to aim you as the camera so you can see everything

High key would really enjoy watching it over with you

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171 notes • Posted 2021-07-05 15:31:02 GMT

#3

22:20

Genre: Smut

Rating: 18+

Aus/Tropes: Established Relationship, Non-idolverse

Pairing: Seungcheol x Fem!Reader

WC: 740

Warnings: Toys, Dom/ Sub themes, Brat/Brat Tamer relationship, Degradation, Mentions of Overstimulation, Squirting

Notes: I seen something on nsfw twt and so here we are. Enjoy!

You always had a habit of testing Seungcheol’s patience. It just made you happy and gave you a good laugh when it worked.

Usually you would just bother him enough and he scold you, but nothing more. But this time. Oh this time you pushed him too far.

You getting undressed after the long day you had, reaching for some jeans to put on when he came in the room. Ready to say good morning to him when you noticed his jaw clenched and his eyes locked down on you.

“H-hi ba-”

“You really wanted to piss me off this afternoon huh?” Seungcheol said as he looked at you, gaze strong and making you want to get down on your knees immediately.

“What did I do?” You asked him, despite knowing what you did. You watched him walk to the closet, opening it before opening the chest and quickly grabbing a toy that you couldn’t see.

“ You think I wouldn’t say anything about you flirting with Jeonghan? With you giving him light touches and what not? You thought I wasn’t gonna say anything to you about it?” He took some quick steps and was in front of you, making you feel small with his gaze.

You didn’t have the heart to tell him that you planned this with Jeonghan just to see how mad he would get. You just couldn’t.

“I’m sorry.”

“Oh that’s not gonna cut it right now. What’s are safe word?” He watched you look up at him as he spoke.

“ W-what?”

“You heard what I said, so don’t make me repeat myself.” Seungcheol’s voice was solid and you knew you wasn’t gonna easily get out of this one.

“ Carat.”

“Good. Now take you won’t be needing these,” He reaches down and tear the panties right off of you, “ So get in the bed now.”

You scurried onto the bed as he quickly put the toy down beside you. You tried to look until he gripped your chin, “ Keep your eyes on me. Got it?”

You nod.

“ Good.” Seungcheol’s hand reached down between your legs immediately, giving a deep chuckle as he felt the wetness between your thighs, barely touching you. “You want this so badly don’t you? This little pussy of yours is already begging for something and I just started to touch you.”

You whine when he presses two fingers inside of you, walls already clenching down on them and wanting more. His moments were slow and he did it on purpose. You wanted more.

“Cheolie please?...” You whined even as he pushed a third finger inside.

“What? You want more? I should have known better. This greedy cunt can’t be satisfied with just fingers, right?” He asked as he he fingers get drenched from his words.

You whine even louder, “ Please I want more~”

“ I know you want more and I’ll give you more.” You heard the toy buzz to life and your back bended into an arch as he pressed it to your clit. The vibrations strong as Seungcheol wanted it to be intense from the start. He watched your legs attempt to close and was quick to keep them spread with his body, leaning over you as his hand moved fast to fuck you with the toy, enjoying the string of moans. He hovered over your face before leaning down and kissing your neck, you moving your head to the side to he could have more space, moaning when you feel him mark hickeys on you.

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191 notes • Posted 2021-06-03 02:22:07 GMT

#2

Day 11

Genre: Smut, slight Humor (I tried)

Rating: 18+

Aus/Tropes: Non-idolverse, Lifeguard Lucas

Pairing: Lucas x fem!reader

WC: 3.6k

Warnings: Exhibitism, Car sex, Fingering, Handjob, Slight Marking, Choking, Multiple Orgasms, eyes Unprotected Sex (use a condom please)

Event: @neosmutcollective Sunny Side event

Summary: You were waiting for the summer. You were ready for all the trips and the fun with your friends and family and what better way to start it off than by going to the pool. Your friend said the lifeguards were cute and when one of them catches your attention, you might just think she’s right.

Notes: Just want to point out that I see the reader as college age, just so y’all know. Also, I like this but at the same time it feels meh to me😭

Tagging: @nocturne-overtures @gettin-a-lil-hanse @jacksons-goddess-gaia @kimnamshiks

After the stress of your part-time job and with the blood, sweat, and tears put into finishing all your finals, you were more than ready to go and start your summer.

You and your friend were giggling and having fun as you drove up to the public pool. You had your swimsuit on already with some shorts pulled over the top of them since it was a hot day. Your friend turned off the car after it was parked and gave you a once over with a smile, “ Oh they’ll be eyeing you once you get in there.”

You rolled your eyes playfully, “ There just better be some cute boys here like you promised.”

“ Would I ever lie to you?”

“…Yes.”

“ Okay, but today I’m not!” They playfully hit your arm before you both got out of the car and started walking over to the pool, “ You remember the guy I was talking to?”

“Which one?”

“ Haha, very funny. I’m talking about Mark.” She says as she goes in her bag for some lip balm.

“ Oh, I remember him! He has a cute face.” You pointed out as y’all waited by the gate to get in.

“ Yeah he works here and I met some of his friends and they are all just handsome.” They squeal and it makes you laugh. One of the lifeguards came out to the gate and started letting some people in, doing headcounts to make sure they don’t go over max capacity. By the time you both got to the front, he smiled.

“ Well well well, look who’s here~,” He said with a grin, crossing his arms.

“Nice to see you too Haechan. Is Mark here today?” Your friends asked as you eyed the man over. His hair was a nice shade of brown, a cute round face, and a smile that could blind even the sun.

“ Just went on his break, so if you stay long enough, he’ll be back,” Haechan turned and looked at you, “ You brought a friend this time. I’m Donghyuck, but you can call me Haechan too.”

He extended a hand and you shook it, “ Nice to meet you.”

Your friend pulled your hand away and walked inside, sticking her tongue out at him and he did the same, “ She doesn't want to talk to you Haechan! Go mess with some other poor soul.”

“ Anyone would be lucky to have me.” He quipped back.

“ I’ll let you believe that for now.” They said as they guided us to an area with some chairs, putting their stuff down on some vacant chairs. “But you should look around at some of them, they look cute. I don’t recognize them all, but I've seen a few of them before and they look like your type.”

“I’ll get a good look once I’m in the pool.” You told them, taking off your shorts and pushing them into your bag, not noticing a few eyes on you already.

You both walked over to the pool on the deeper side, sitting on the edge of the pool and just letting your body get used to the cool temperature of the water. Your friend ended up diving into the pool and coming back up and swimming back to you, “See anyone that you find hot so far?”

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208 notes • Posted 2021-06-11 19:31:40 GMT

#1

Late Night Swim

Genre: Smut, Tiny bit a fluff if you squint

Rating:18+

Pairing: Yuta x Fem!Reader

AUs/Tropes: Established Relationship, Non-idol

WC: 1.7k words

Warnings: Public Sex, Fingering, Sex-tape, Oral female receiving, Slight Nipple Play, Marking, Implied Smut

Summary: You and Yuta have wanted to get away from everyone, so you both planned to spend your time at a high-rating beach resort. You were having a good time and decided to go for a swim in the pool. It was private and something that comes with the room you picked. It was just supposed to be a nice little swim, but of course, Yuta couldn’t keep his hands to himself.

Event: Sunny Side Event for @neosmutcollective Day 28

Notes: I’m not even gonna lie, I almost forgot about this one, and I just started writing this yesterday. It’s not full-on smut, but it’s something, and I hope you all still enjoy it!

Tagging: @nocturne-overtures @kimnamshiks @gettin-a-lil-hanse @jacksons-goddess-gaia @yunhofingers @storytimedragon (if you want to be added, fill out my taglist form! Click the navigation link in my bio and you should see it)

“Did you like dinner?” Yuta asked as he walked beside you, holding your hand.

“ The dinner was delicious!” You beamed, and it brought a smile to his face. You reach into your bed to unlock your suite's door before stepping inside, enjoying the cooler temperature once stepping in.

You walked over to the bed and flopped down, hearing him laugh before feeling him flop onto you. You wiggled until he lifted his body, and you rolled to lay on your back, pulling him down for a kiss.

Yuta hummed before pulling his head up and smiling down at you, “ What do you wanna do now? I don't feel like laying down and relaxing yet.”

You thought it over as he laid back down and rested his head on your chest. You reached your hand up to play with his hair before looking at him, “Want to go to the pool since it's still open for us?”

“I don’t mind being at the pool,” Yuta gets up and off of you, walking to the closet that he put his stuff into, “ Let’s get changed then, and we can go then.”

You nodded before you both went to change out of the clothes you were wearing before putting on some swimwear. Yuta put on some swimming trunks and pulled his hair back into a ponytail at the base of his neck. You put on a swimsuit that Yuta picked out when you were looking for outfits for this trip. You threw on the cover-up that came with it before grabbing both of your phone and room key as you waited.

“ Ready to go?” You asked him as he walked up to the door with you, holding some towels before opening the door to let you out first.

You both walked to the area with the pool and were happy to see no one was there. Yuta sat the towels on the chair nearby, and you sat your phones on top.

You watched Yuta go over to the steps, walking until knee dip before diving in to swim. You watched him do a few laps before slowly walking over to the edge yourself after taking off the coverup, crouching down to sit at the edge and swing your feet.

It felt nice being in the pool. It was more relaxed and relaxing just listening to your boyfriend swim around by himself. You watched him swim around as you swung your feet back and forth before seeing him swim over to you. You smiled as you watched his hands land on your thighs, spreading them apart before coming back up and being situated between your legs. You wrapped your arms around him and leaned in for another kiss that he happily returned.

His hands were gliding over your body to land on your hips and gripping you there. You pulled him a bit closer with your arms and hummed when he nipped your bottom lip.

“What are you trying to start here?~” You teased as you pulled your lips away but kept close to him.

“I couldn’t stop looking at you with this swimsuit on.” He mumbles, leaning into your neck, lips hovering above your skin, “ I have a good eye for things like this.”

“ Oh, you mean the thong bikini that you bought for me? Of course, you would like this” You rolled your eyes, enjoying the light neck kisses he was planting on your neck.

“ You were the one who packed it into your suitcase, and I told you that you didn’t have to wear it.” He nipped your neck lightly before looking back up at you.

“ You would have been upset if I didn’t wear it.”

“ I find you beautiful in whatever you wear, and you know that.” He plucked your forehead and laughed when you swatted at him, “ But I’ll admit you look even better right now.”

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219 notes • Posted 2021-06-28 21:11:09 GMT

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[junisfics]

ight , these hate anons really gettin on my last nerves now . its mad disrespectful to even decide to write in ‘ANON’ bcs they kno dat wht they doin isnt right and they sum lil pu**ys . if u had sum to say u could’ve said it in a nicer tone like there was no reason to go bashing on a writer . its the fact that dey aint even read the warnings !! like ion get how ur gonna bash on june when she straight has warnings on her stories and her navigation page . yall hate anons r sum light headed no brain reading dirt rats . yall really pushing it now .

( im sorry june . diregard them and keep doin u . u go girl ! )

fr

like if you have a probably with something i write, say it with your full chest or even dm me.

i tag all my content with their respective warnings, i put warnings above the cut. i made a whole separate page for warnings. if someone can't read the collective three of those that are made very clear that is their fault.

i love you angel

[somewillwin]

i know ur not reading queen b anymore so idk if you're interested but i asked someone who has a source if there's a pops scene next chap and they said, and I quote, "🥵🔥🥵🔥🥵🔥" idk if this means hate fuck or they're just describing her outfit lmao they wont tell me more unfortunately. also hope ur okay nowadays! i miss seeing your art on my dashboard, wish you all the best!

ANON! All the remaining poppy stans will die tomorrow. Good for tho I’m quacking 🦆

Also I think there are more than 5. They just are lurking in the shadows to not be called racists or start gettin anon hate 💀💀

Hope they have a good day tomorrow 😜😜😜 bit don’t go into the tags. Just follow the right people with the content for it. Cause I bet her tag will be full of judgmental people tomorrow

Idc anymore about what anyone else says. I love poppy so fucking much. I know I’m not racist. I know all the private ways I’m supporting the black community. I don’t care about anyone’s approval of me. I’m Done with the haters.

Let me enjoy things in piece. I hope all the poppy stans come out of hiding to scream together lhdlhdlhdlhd

[darling-i-read-it]

Cabaret

Aldo Raine  x reader

Word Count: 1.4k 

Warnings: killing, cussing, alcohol 

Author’s Note: I LOVED THIS!! I’m sorry it took so long and I combinded these two because they were similar with Cabaret. I loooooveee the songs for that musical and Mein Herr is a personal favorite so I fit it in there somewhere I hope you like it!

Requested: by anon, IF you feel so obliged would you consider writing a fic about aldo raine/ reader where she runs an underground cabaret (ala the musical caberet) that she uses to kills nazis during and/or after performances??

Requested: by @what-the—curtains, Hello! Love ur writing really gettin me through this quarantine hope you’re doing well! I was wondering if you could write an aldo fic where the basterds first meet here preforming in a cabaret show then later find out shes an Assassin( inspo he had it coming from Chicago) I may have already sent this request in but I was drunk and cant remember 😂 SORRY IF I HAVE!! Thanks❤️

Summary: the requests!

Songs: mein herr is the song the reader sings

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   “What the fuck even is a Cabaret?” Donny asked as the guys walked through the crowded downtown. They rarely got out of a job and were able to go about their business inside of a town but lucky for them Aldo had apparently found a place where Nazis went in and never came out. It was all street talk but he sure wanted to find out what man in there was ruining the lives of the Nazis he and his group hated so much. He was even thinking about recruitment, if the guy permitted it.

    “It’s like a bar. Like a club just underground and such,” Aldo explained. They stood in the street and then managed to catch the sight of a few giggling teens as they disappeared down a discrete flight of stairs. They glanced at each other and then walked in. They ran into some people on the way in, considering it was already crowded.

    “You said it would be empty,” Smithson muttered to his boss. Aldo cleared his throat, linking his thumb in his belt and surveying the room. There were plenty of people around and that was almost better because then their identities would be hidden more but Aldo was hoping he would catch first hand whatever happened to Nazis down there.

    “We’ll sit up front and catch a show.”

    There was a girl dancing up front, singing as well. She was singing something in German gracefully, that had much of the crowd mesmerized. Some people were eating, some were just drinking, others had came simply come to watch the shows. The girl wrapped up her song with a belt as the guys all took a seat near the front. 

    The crowd clapped and she waved, an award winning smile on her face and then she was gone backstage. There was a soft chatter about the performance and then the curtains opened again. 

    The people seemed to recognize what was going to happen and the Basterds watched, curious to what was going to happen. Those who were ordering drinks stopped ordering to watch. 

    You emerged from the curtains and the crowd went wild. You smiled, moving gracefully forward to the center of the stage. You sat in one of the chairs there and a few people joined you on stage, sitting in their own respective chairs. You smiled and when your mouth opened a hoarse gorgeous voice sang out.

    “You have to understand the way I am, mein herr,” you began and Aldo was immediately mesmerized. All of the Bastards were. It was pleasant to hear some English they all understood but that wasn’t it. There was something about you, something about your presence. 

    “And though I used to care, I need the open air, you're better off without me mein here.” You caught Aldos eye and gave him a smile which he returned 

    You went about your song, dancing in and around the chair in front of you, copied by the others on stage. Aldo’s eyes followed you across the stage as you finished up your song in a few minutes. 

    The crowd clapped and you eased up, approaching the front of the stage and grabbing the microphone, waiting out the clapping. You smiled, tipping your black hat at Aldo which did not go unnoticed by the rest of the Bastards who noted his awestruck behavior. 

    “Guten Abend,” you said over the microphone. “Do we have any of those darling servicemen in here today?” you asked, a mischievous smile on your face. You ignored Aldo, taking him at once as a American because of his stance. A German soldier in full uniform waved you down and you smiled. 

    “Genau hier!” 

    “Right here,” Hugo translated bregugionally.

    “Yeah we got it,” Donny muttered.

    “Ah, hello.” You got off the stage and stalked to where the guy sat, your revealing and promiscuous clothing evident to the crowd in case they hadn’t seen it before. You put your hand on his shoulder and trailing it down his chest. 

    You grabbed onto his collar and stood him up, making the crowd ooo at you. You started to drag him back and behind the curtain before you disappeared behind it. Aldo wasn’t sure if it was the fact that he wasn’t used to being turned away by women or his actual instinct but he knew that something was off about that.

    He didn’t know you but he felt like he did. And then it hit him. He turned to the Bastards.

    “What is the one thing y’all wouldn’t turn down?” he asked. They scoffed. 

    “That girl that’s for fuckin sure.” Aldo nodded, pointing behind the curtain.   

    “Nazi’s come in, never come out,” he pointed out, drawling out his words. There was a confusion filled second and then a realization. Aldo stood up and walked over to the curtain at the side of the stage while everyone had gone back to their dinner. He peaked it open and went inside, following the trail of Nazi uniform to a door in the back. There was a bit of commotion going on behind it and on the front read your name in fancy letters. 

    The door swung open and you showed up, jumping at seeing him. You raised your eyebrow and made an attempt to close the door but Aldo pushed it open further, revealing a dead man hunched over on your floor, half naked.

    “Sir I can exp-”

    He stepped inside and closed the door behind him, surprising you further.

    “I’m American.” You let out a sigh, your theory proven. “Love your work.” Your tenseness was gone and you stepped up to the big bulb light mirror, fixing your messy hair and adjusting your bra strap.   

    “What are you doing here?” you asked him and you faced each other up. 

    “I was coming to see the man that made Nazi’s never leave this place,” he said, looking down at the bleeding Nazi on the floor. “Looks like I found the woman.” You curtsied, smiling a little.

    “I saw you eyeing me while I was on stage.”

    “Along with every other man in the audience.” 

    “Well let’s just say I noticed you. Y/N, resident Nazi killer, Cabaret singer.” He chuckled, slicking his hair back and then shaking your hand.

    “Aldo Raine.” You stopped shaking his hand and your eyes went wide.

    “The Apache?” you asked. “I thought you were a ghost story.” He nodded his head once and kissed your hand.

    “Pleasure to meet you too darlin.” 

    “Were you here to recruit the Nazi killer?” you asked, curiously. He shrugged, looking you up and down again.  

    “Thinking about it.” You smiled mischievously. 

    “Go talk to your men then. I have a body to take care of.” Aldo smiled, leaning against the door like he was thinking about if he should open it or not. Your gaze followed him. 

    “Don’t go nowhere.” 

    “‘Course not.” 

    He opened the door and disappeared and you both smiled to yourselves knowing something had just happened that would result in a change of futures. 

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