#unus annus x reader

[emma045]

[7ndipity]

Y/n: we’re not short, we’re average height!

Jimin: yeah

Y/n: Our friends are just—

Jimin: freaks!

Y/n: —tall people...

Jimin: oh

Jimin: ...am I wrong, though?

[7ndipity]

Hobi: Is this just gonna end with you and Tae moving in together and getting married?

Tae: I mean, we talked about it-

Y/n: no, you talked about it!

Tae:

Tae: I talked about it

[7ndipity]

Jungkook: noo one fucks like Gaston

Y/n: no one cucks like Gaston

Jungkook: you think you have a wife, no they're mine, I'm Gaston!

Namjoon: I'm never letting you two watch Disney movies together ever again...

[fenneciplier]

I saw that with each poll I did, Hee Hoo always got a high amount of votes, so I decided it would be fair to write for him ^^!!

REQUESTED BY: It’s complicated, technically all the people who voted him in the poll, and me. WARNINGS: Some foul language, violent descriptions, Hee Hoo being stinky.

🪨 Hee Hoo x Reader General Headcanons 🪨

🪨 Stinky!! /derogatory. If he were a cartoon he'd constantly have green stink lines following him.

🪨 It's actually a miracle this caveman didn't rip all your limbs off as soon as he saw you on his turf.

🪨 Probably a Tarzan situation, maybe you were camping or something and came across him, or maybe you were actively looking for him. Whatever the situation is, he's not a fan of trespassers.

🪨 Give him Takis as a sign of peace and he'll probably spare you. Oh- and make sure to not talk or approach until he's done with the bag, he'll think you're trying to capture him.

🪨 Also no flash photography (he'll break your damn phone-).

🪨 And istg if you hold out Takis and go "pspspsps" you better hope he doesn't bite your fingers off.

🪨 After befriending him, he's kind of like a guard dog. Always by your side when you're wandering the forest, will twist an animal's head off if they even try to approach, he even barks.

🪨 He's definitely fascinated by you in some way, not your clothes, or the size of your hand against his, but you.

🪨 Every time you visit the first thing he does is aggressively sniff you, Y'know.. to see where you've been. If he smells food he gets excited because he thinks it's for him.

🪨 He also rubs himself against you and your stuff every time you visit, making sure everything with a sense of smell knows you're not for picking.

🪨 He doesn't take too kindly to your restrictive "clothes" so don't be pissed off when he rips apart any shirts or even pants you try to give him.

🪨 He doesn't really speak, he mostly grunts, except for "Hee" "Hoo" and "Annus". Maybe you could teach him more.

🪨 After a while he'll probably give you a nickname, and it'll be just a specific grunting noise or something that sounds close to a word, but it definitely won't be your name.

🪨 He can't cook the animals he captures so he has to eat them raw every time, please give him food :(

🪨 This mf with scarf down ANYTHING you give him (except the Takis). Uses his hands to eat, chews sloppily with his mouth open, but he also leaves no crumbs. What a gentleman!

🪨 DO NOT touch him unless he touches you first! You need that confirmation. If you don't wait and just touch him, he'll spin around and shout in your face.

🪨 Oddly enough, even though he doesn't like being touched first, he's also a cuddler. When it's dark and you're both by the fire, he snuggles up to you (mainly for warmth) and rests his chin on your shoulder.

🪨 He's a LOUD snorer. It's like a train call, just "HEAAAAAAAA-" but it turns out to be an unintentional defense mechanism, it scares everything else away.

🪨 For the safety of the people you plan to tell, don't tell them. Don't even post about it online, people will find him (he's still Mark and he's been missing for god knows how long).

🪨 He's just a simple creature now, living the best life he can create for himself. The last thing he wants is to be crowded by a bunch of people. This is Hee Hoo's choice, even if the Mark inside isn't mentally present right now.

[mothgodofchaos]

Cookies

Cryptids are close enough to monsters, right?

This was written with specifically you in mind. @cookieface678

Giant!Heehoo x GN!Reader, TW: none Words: 802

The cookies come out of the oven alright, the faces of the ghosts and pumpkins a little misshapen. Hopefully he won’t care much, although the only human food you’ve seen him eat is Takis. So you gather up a little boo basket of things for him, Takis and cookies included. Quite honestly, it’s mostly food you thought he’d enjoy, as the other traditional things you usually see in these things are of little use to him. What is a wild man in the forest going to do with a pumpkin spice candle and slippers that don’t fit him? You did get him a few blankets though, thinking he’d like to put them in his cave to help with the cold.

You set out on the path through the forest out the back of your place, walking by the evening sun peeking through the trees. The moment he picks up your scent, you can only laugh. He starts sprinting towards you from wherever he is, although you haven’t seen him in a while, so it’s a little warranted.

He drops down from the trees when he gets close enough, crouching down and bowing his head so you can give him his mandatory head pats. Heehoo growls happily, picking you up and placing you on his shoulder before moving towards his cave. You’ve gotten pretty good at keeping your balance up here, able to keep the basket together without anything (including yourself) falling. 

When you get back to his cave, you see a wall of stolen pumpkins along one of the walls. Not smashed, but there’s no way that he’ll be able to light them to let them glow. 

“Heehoo… you’re not supposed to take those.”

“Glow.”

“Yes, I know they glow. You still can’t take.”

“Glow.”

He plops down, pouting at you. There’s no way you’d be able to convince him to return all of them, or take them back yourself. He tends to wander a bit, and it’s a bit awkward to approach someone’s home going “hey sorry, my bigfoot of a boyfriend stole your pumpkin because he’s fascinated by fire”. Last time you did something similar, you were pretty sure they were gonna call the cops on you. 

“Alright, I’ll drop the pumpkin thing. But no more taking! Only after Halloween!”

Heehoo grunts, agreeing begrudgingly. He does seem to stop pouting once you slide the basket towards him, watching him lift it to his nose.

“I brought you some things, these are good to eat. Noms.”

“Noms.”

He nods sagely, although unsurprisingly the first thing he pulls out is the Takis, eating them like every other time, much to your exasperation.

“Y’know if you eat them properly, you can get the powder that’s inside them too.”

“No. Lick.”

Well, you tried. Again. You start unpacking the rest of the basket for him, putting them in his food storage where they’ll stay better for longer. He just watches you as you show him all the things you brought him, excited by the blankets, but intrigued by the cookies. Intrigued enough, that he puts down his Takis to pick some up. 

“Oh, I made those. I thought you’d enjoy them.”

“Pumpkin.”

“Yes! Pumpkins and ghosts. They don’t taste like either of those things though, although if you like the taste of pumpkin, I’m sure I could make you some soup or something.”

“Mmmm… soup.”

The cookies are already small to you, but to him they look microscopic. But he’s touched by the gesture, trying to take a bite of one instead of eating it all at once. It takes a bit for it to process it, savoring the flavor and deciding if he likes it. By the way he pops the rest into his mouth, you sigh with relief that he likes them.

“Alright, if you like those, you may like some of these other things I got you. This is a fancy tin of popcorn, and you can use it to store things afterwards! I was thinking after you eat it, it could be a cup for you?”

“Mm, cup. Popcorn first.”

He pops the top of the tin off once you remove the plastic, confused by the divider separating the flavors. He tries each of them, although it becomes obvious rather quickly that the kettle corn is his favorite.

“Sweet.”

“Yes, that one is sweet.”

“Like human.”

He smiles down at you, giving you one of the cookies and patting his leg for you to come sit with him. You try and refuse it, but he pouts again until you take it. You don’t have the heart right now to tell him you have more at home, but you also know that he just wants to share the happiness it’s bringing him with you.

You’re just glad he likes the cookies.

[prem-kahanii]

Requests OPEN!!

TL;DR: I write stuff in my free time but I’ve finally decided to go public! I write mostly about the Markiplier egos, please DO NOT REQUEST NSFW! Making out is fine tho. Have a lovely day and stay awesome! ❤️✨

P.S: Along with writing fan fictions for fun, I am actually aspiring to become an author in the future! So this blog will also contain my progress updates and personal drabbles and teasers!

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Random urge to start a separate writing blog ⁉️

I’ve got a few friends who enjoy fics of the Mark egos so I thought it would be cool to make a blog based off requests for fics of them! No NSFW!! (This means you cannot request scenes of intercourse or inappropriate touching! Make outs are fine though!) Some of my strong suits include action/adventure, romance, and suspense. Try to make your prompt descriptive if you want specific scenes in your story. Or, if you’d like to give me a vague idea to go off of, that’s awesome too!

Here’s an example of a good prompt:

“Yancy x Reader, Y/N and Yancy are already dating, and the two of them sneak off to the rooftop during the night for some time alone together. Please include cuddles and a little kissing, thank you!”

Something like that would be a great format for a prompt! Message if you have questions, have a lovely day, and stay awesome!

[that-damn-fouth-chaosemerald]

Hi! So I have some ideas about different fandoms, and I want you to chose!

So here are they:

I think I posted enough SP works for a few weeks. This doesn't mean that I won't post about them! I will, and I actually have a few idea about them, but now I want to write about a different fandom :D

Btw, these 3 options would be all headcanons.

[madnessismylover]

Decided to make my own pinned post because I actually have stuff to link now. 

My name is Anna. My most used username is CrimsonAdri (Youtube/Twitch/AO3) and so I also go by "Crim". She/They but still consider myself as cis and not nonbinary. Demisexual Pansexual. (Though maybe more accurate phrasing would be Demi-Sexual and Pan-romantic?) My Ko-Fi.

DNI (Do Not Interact) List

The list includes but is not limited to:

Anti-LGBTQIA+ of ANY kind even if you are one of those letters, Any kind of “phobe” if it pertains to another person whose business is none of your own, Terfs, Swerfs, Radfems, MAPs (Pedos or apologists), anti-abortion, racist towards ANYONE, See full list here.

AND Do Not Interact with anything of mine that says 18+ on it if you are UNDER 18.

I’ve made the bulk of this post under the read more.

Below you will find links to my writing, masterlists, gifs, videos, and possibly other things I haven’t thought of yet.

ROTTMNT Gifs

(always give credit when using someone else’s gifs and only if they say you can. You can use mine but only if you give credit.)

Episode: Mystic Library - Donnie's Rap (above is 1 ver.), Raph ready to punch the mirror,

Episode: Mind Meld - Leo drowsy on phone,

Episode: Breaking Purple - "Hug it out" thought bubble,

Episode: Hot Soup: The Game - Mikey jumping around,

Episode: Pizza Puffs - Raph reacting to Mikey,

Episode: Late Fee - Looking at Donnie's arm screen,

More to come...

My Writing Masterlist(s)

(I have many side blogs for most fandoms I write for, but there’s a few I don’t and that stuff goes here but side blogs are linked further down.)

All characters depicted and/or mentioned are 18+ unless stated otherwise.

All of my writing is also on my AO3 (but you need to be logged in to see it).

💜🧡❤️💙🐢TMNT🐢💙❤️🧡💜

(T-c*est DNI)

All 4-1 Challenge:

January: Embarrassment (Rise!Leo x F!Reader)

February: Romance (Bay!Donnie x F!Reader)

March: The Joys of Spring! (Bay!Mikey x F!Reader)

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Charming Shadows (Magic!OCs: Maeve & Calcifer & Circe) - to be added

Seeing as I've posted TMNT stuff on this blog already I'm going to put this fic here instead of on doll-in-the-walls which is where the other two fics with these OCs are posted. This is a Multi-Chapter WIP. This fic is up on AO3 as of rn but I'll post it here at some point.

✈️Far Cry🦈

(These are posted on my sideblog: candles-are-now-illegal)

Little White Planes (John/F!Rook)

Headcanons for The Seeds (&Rook) having a streamer s/o

💗Detroit Become Human💗

(This fic - sans the first chapter - is posted on my sideblog: danieldeservedbetter)

Rhodonite - (row·duh·nait) is a stone of compassion, an emotional balancer that clears away emotional wounds and scars from the past, and that nurtures love. It stimulates, clears and activates the heart. Rhodonite grounds energy, balances yin-yang, and aids in achieving one’s highest potential. It heals emotional shock and panic. - A fic about a young woman who gives out little stone hearts to androids. Will either be x Simon or X Daniel by the end.

Side Blogs (Where I also post writing things. Links are to the Masterlists.)

doll-in-the-walls  - Horror/slasher (i.e. Lost Boys, Stranger Things, etc.) [There are 18+ Works - Minors DNI]

Charming Eternity (Poly!Lost Boys x Maeve)

Strangely Charming (Eddie x Maeve & Steve x Calcifer)

reddeadrevival  - Red Dead Redemption 2 related works. (I no longer take requests but I have a bunch posted.) [There are 18+ Works - Minors DNI]

realworldhobbitimagines - Where all my Hobbit imagines are. Kinda like a what if the company was transported to the real world and this random OC and her brother have to deal with it. [There are 18+ Works - Minors DNI]

avengersageofimagines - All my Avenger themed works. [There are 18+ Works - Minors DNI.]

"____ as Unus Annus" Videos

(I've made quite a few of these)

Far Cry Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4

Obey Me

Red Dead Redemption 2

Rise of the TMNT Part 1, Part 2

(Moon dividers by firefly-graphics)

[sardonic-the-writer]

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💋 First kiss fics. Love em or hate em?

Love them one hundered percent. I think it's sweet to see the two characters, no matter if it's reader x character or character x character, be each other's first kiss <33

🍦 What's the sweetest fic you've created so far?

Oh jeez. I've made quite a few fics with some fun stuff. Maybe by Jesse Pinkman drabble about doing each other's hair, or that Unus Annus thing I made a while back with Jacksepticeye in it. Either way I have lots of sweet fics so it's hard to choose

🛒 What are some common things you incorporate in your fics? Themes, feels, scenes, imagery, etc.

I incorporate lots of these little guys —. The uh slashes or whatever. I like em! I also tend to have lots of dialog before writing really long descriptive paragraphs and then alternating again.

🧐 Do you spend much time researching for your stories?

I research as I go. If it's something I can't find definative info on, I just make it vauge!

🎨 How do you feel about fan art of your stories?

I've only gotten it once and I wish people would do it more </33

Honestly though it'd bring such a big smile to my face if anyone ever took time out of their day to draw something based off a fic I made :,)

🦅 Do you outline fics or fly by the seat of your pants?

Some I just wing it on. But a majority of my lengthier ones I plan out in this one notebook I carry around with me! Got lots of ideas in it.

💞 Who's your comfort character?

LALO SALAMANCA LALO SALAMANCA LALO SALAMANCA LALO SALAMANCA LALO SALAMANCA LAL—

🤩 Who is your favorite character to write?

Lalo and Nacho teehee

📚 Would you ever want to turn writing into a career?

Yes!!! Very much so. I actually aim to do that when I get older