#markiplier heehoo

[fenneciplier]

I saw that with each poll I did, Hee Hoo always got a high amount of votes, so I decided it would be fair to write for him ^^!!

REQUESTED BY: It’s complicated, technically all the people who voted him in the poll, and me. WARNINGS: Some foul language, violent descriptions, Hee Hoo being stinky.

🪨 Hee Hoo x Reader General Headcanons 🪨

🪨 Stinky!! /derogatory. If he were a cartoon he'd constantly have green stink lines following him.

🪨 It's actually a miracle this caveman didn't rip all your limbs off as soon as he saw you on his turf.

🪨 Probably a Tarzan situation, maybe you were camping or something and came across him, or maybe you were actively looking for him. Whatever the situation is, he's not a fan of trespassers.

🪨 Give him Takis as a sign of peace and he'll probably spare you. Oh- and make sure to not talk or approach until he's done with the bag, he'll think you're trying to capture him.

🪨 Also no flash photography (he'll break your damn phone-).

🪨 And istg if you hold out Takis and go "pspspsps" you better hope he doesn't bite your fingers off.

🪨 After befriending him, he's kind of like a guard dog. Always by your side when you're wandering the forest, will twist an animal's head off if they even try to approach, he even barks.

🪨 He's definitely fascinated by you in some way, not your clothes, or the size of your hand against his, but you.

🪨 Every time you visit the first thing he does is aggressively sniff you, Y'know.. to see where you've been. If he smells food he gets excited because he thinks it's for him.

🪨 He also rubs himself against you and your stuff every time you visit, making sure everything with a sense of smell knows you're not for picking.

🪨 He doesn't take too kindly to your restrictive "clothes" so don't be pissed off when he rips apart any shirts or even pants you try to give him.

🪨 He doesn't really speak, he mostly grunts, except for "Hee" "Hoo" and "Annus". Maybe you could teach him more.

🪨 After a while he'll probably give you a nickname, and it'll be just a specific grunting noise or something that sounds close to a word, but it definitely won't be your name.

🪨 He can't cook the animals he captures so he has to eat them raw every time, please give him food :(

🪨 This mf with scarf down ANYTHING you give him (except the Takis). Uses his hands to eat, chews sloppily with his mouth open, but he also leaves no crumbs. What a gentleman!

🪨 DO NOT touch him unless he touches you first! You need that confirmation. If you don't wait and just touch him, he'll spin around and shout in your face.

🪨 Oddly enough, even though he doesn't like being touched first, he's also a cuddler. When it's dark and you're both by the fire, he snuggles up to you (mainly for warmth) and rests his chin on your shoulder.

🪨 He's a LOUD snorer. It's like a train call, just "HEAAAAAAAA-" but it turns out to be an unintentional defense mechanism, it scares everything else away.

🪨 For the safety of the people you plan to tell, don't tell them. Don't even post about it online, people will find him (he's still Mark and he's been missing for god knows how long).

🪨 He's just a simple creature now, living the best life he can create for himself. The last thing he wants is to be crowded by a bunch of people. This is Hee Hoo's choice, even if the Mark inside isn't mentally present right now.

[luminary-rainchii]

Heehoo comm for @cookieface678 !!

[ephiesoul]

Choose your President ⭐️

Stage 2, Round 3 Winner: Jim ❤️🤍💙

[writtengalaxies]

Characters: Heehoo

Word count: 629

Spicy Levels: Tame.

Author Notes: ....I blame @cookieface678 for the fact that I can now apparently write the wild man. I'm...just as surprised as y'all are.

The reason you were here in these woods was simple.

You were looking for a legend. Well, sort of a legend. A myth in part.

Honestly, okay, you were out here on a stupid dare from your friends in the middle of the night, looking for trouble.

See, you were the most comfortable with camping, having done it several times before, but most of your friends didn't understand what it was like to just disconnect from the internet. The idea gave several of them pause, and you couldn't really blame them. Why would they do that, if they didn't have to? There was safety in numbers, and you...

Well, you bragged that you've done solo camping trips where your phone was only maybe able to get any sort of signal in case of an emergency.

In hindsight, that wasn't the best idea, nor was it to agree, even jokingly, to it. At least they came with you, helped set up your camp, made sure they knew where you were, so if something terrible did happen, they wouldn't be combing the massive woods for days. Hopefully nothing would happen.

The second part of this was because you had overheard them talking about a local legend. A wild man in the woods.

"Some people say he used to be a god, some local nature deity forgotten by time. People keep saying they see him show up in different parts of the world."

"Oh, c'mon, that sounds like Bigfoot."

"But for real, I heard he's more like a cryptid, though! Because he's way too big to be a person."

You couldn't help yourself, the skeptical mind coming to the front over anything else. "Has anyone actually seen him or taken photos?"

"Photos of the Heehoo?" You had to struggle to not laugh at the ridiculousness of the name, with the weight in which they spoke it, like if they said the name, he'd appear.

"No one's seen it and lived!"

"Some people take photos, but they're so blurry you can't make out what's supposed to be on them."

You scoffed, and thus the dare was born.

Which is how it was nearly midnight as you sat by your crackling fire, enjoying the solitude of the woods. It was beautiful out here, the air just crisp enough that the fire was comfortable to sit near, the stars peeking through the canopy overhead. It was peaceful. But over time, you became...aware. The noises of insects quieted around you, the soft hooting of an owl going silent. Every nighttime woodland noise that is easy to dismiss when it becomes a quiet background song has faded back to nearly nothing. And you are aware.

Aware of eyes on you, watching you, tracking your movements. You really hope it's not a bear, because you did your best making sure your camp was safe from that, but versus a determined bear? You really couldn't do much. You listened, trying to track the movement right back, listening to how the underbrush shifted and sighed, the soft crunch of tiny twigs and the hush of pine needles...

And he stepped forward, on two legs but hunched forward, to use his arms as a support as he paused and leaned forward further. Scenting the air like a dog, dark eyes piercing. He is tall, and muscular, and inches closer to you, as though he's afraid you might run. He glances down at your fire, and the simple meal, then back at you. Somehow, impossibly, you find your voice.

"Would...would you like some?"

He nods, sitting quite politely, all things considered. With shaking hands, you offer him the simple campfire meal, and breath out an incredulous sigh.

"Are...are you...Heehoo?"

He grunts with a nod.

Well.

This was going to be a time.

[dancing-heart-pony]

Dancing In Drawcember: Day 29, Ice 🧊

HEEHOO SMASH ICE! ICE SMASH!

[egosandchaosandmoreohmy]

Hey I'm the anon that remembers you! I'm not 100% sure if we have talked to each other but you can call me Heehoo anon lol

Oh and I saw a doodle request thing, can I request a teeny Heehoo? :3

-Heehoo anon

There you go Heehoo anon! It ended up becoming much bigger than intended, but I hope you still like him!

And honestly can’t remember who I’ve talked to half the time save for a select few people who are either ostracized for being bad or just inactive fr

[seraph-draws-stuff]

everyone who simps for heehoo had a crush on Tarzan first

[dancing-heart-pony]

He’s bootiful

HeeHoo for day 10 ! Which also means that I’ve drawn consistently for 10 days which is kinda surprising /pos 

[death-himself]

me watching unus annus clips: wow i didn’t appreciate this enough in the moment

me watching unus annus clips: wow i didn’t appreciate this enough in the moment

me watching unus annus clips: wow i didn’t appreciate this enough in the moment

[sybersepticeye]

heehoo darkiplier

[darklordmittenz]

*heehoo noises*

[happybirthday-unusannus]

Happy 3rd Birthday to

“Hunting HeeHoo”

[ephiesoul]

[writtengalaxies]

Headcanon requests forrrr Yancy, Actor, Heehoo, and/or Head Engineer Mark and what they do to express affection! Platonic, romantic, etc., whatever you think fits!

Oh gosh yes!

Yancy & Affection

He's a very physically affectionate man.

He's almost always touching you, his hand bracing your arm, your lower back, cupping your cheek.

He's like your shadow, your jailbird is.

Or maybe more like a puppy.

He acts like your guard dog, baring his teeth at trouble, but one word from you makes him melt.

Actor & Affection

Of all people, you'd expect Actor to be very verbally affectionate. And...well, you're right, just not at first.

It's the tsundere "Not like I like you or anything!" while turning around and buying you a giant bouquet of your favorite flowers.

Over time he softens up, loops his arm in yours, rests his head on your shoulder.

And then you can't get him to shut up, honestly.

It's constant.

Heehoo & Affection

Do you like a shiny rock? A pretty flower?

It's yours now.

If you don't take it, he will, and he'll make a little bower of things he thinks would make you happy.

And if you show the faintest flicker of approval?

You're getting cuddled, and this is a FACT.

Engi & Affection

His ways of affection have always been the same.

Not necessarily words, he stumbles over those quite a lot, by his own admission.

Little acts of service, however?

Bringing you your coffee exactly how you like it. (Or tea, or cocoa, or--)

Little tasks on your to-do list? Done.

You never have to go hunting for what details need to be known around the ship, because he's already got them.

And all he ever wants in return is a smile and praise.

[urdadsceilingfan]

EGooootoBerrr:Day 9 antlers

Heehoo is one with nature, he is nature