#until he respawns

[an-albino-pinetree]

Warnings: Disturbing imagery, mutilation, blood, freakshow au

Respawn company.

I was extremely inspired by the awesome doodle @sm-baby did on her blog, of Caine tearing the fuck into Jax, for the audience’s amusement

This was a lovely excuse to draw something nasty lookin 👍🏻

[weepingtalecowboy]

legend a bigger feral problem gremlin than wild (more likely than you think)

Fanfic prompt:

You know a funny thing about cadence of Hyrule is how it outright makes legend a bigger feral problem gremlin than wild

Like wild dies because he can afford it as it has little impact on him

He can just go throw himself in danger and as long as he lets the countdown pass he can do so again

Mipha's Grace is just this good and essentially a second chance

But the messed up thing about cadence of Hyrule is how dying is PART of the game

It is not a consequence for failure but rather an opportunity to upgrade your items permanently

Like the game is designed around the idea that you die at some stage and then go back to try again with a better item

A strategy for this game is literally just farming diamonds and dying get good items

Then repeat again until you have the most outrageous items (long spear , hearth ring, hook shot combo my beloved… it is so good it feels like cheesing the game)

Learning the pattern is part of the game

And because dying is not a problem it is the least of your worries

And the game can be merciless

If you lack rhythm you will have a bad time with the normal mode (oracle of seasons trauma is something else the dancing mini game genuinely scared baby me )

So when dying makes legend stronger and more aware of the patterns

Then obviously he would be a bigger menace than wild could ever hope to be

Would be the funniest if he had a joking competition and warriors accidentally said out loud “if you die I certainly wouldn’t care”

And the next thing he knows is legend jumping out a window (he just wanted to change items lol)

Wild charges at a Lynel with nothing but a stick

Meanwhile legend is contemplating whether he should straight up bomb himself (bomb fairy strat be like)

And try again later with a bow or something

He probably just one day stood up and walked infront of a charging Lynel while the chain was fighting tooth and nail to stop him

Wild jumps down a ledge and ragdolls down

Legend is a stain under said ledge already

Wild goes to fight an entire camp with a pot lid and a damaged weapon

Legend does the same dies and respawns with the needed weapon to take it down

Why carry your stuff if you can just die to get them when needed

Legend has the power of respawning endlessly with no time limit or consequences (except going broke on diamonds but if you have the stuff you need the upgrades are permanent anyway lol)

And we should let him be a gremlin who bases their entire strategy on it

[taldigi]

nightmare

[pixiemage]

I need more "Jimmy actually needs the Codfather head to breathe properly on land, so when Fwhip steals it, it poses an actual threat to his health" Empires fics in my life, please and thank you

[pinacoladamatata]

Man like. I really hope the theories about 'redeeming Solas' ending being to die/mirror his friend wisdom where he dies but will eventually get respawned as a 'new' him, aren't true. Because ngl that's. A very unappealing ending imo. Like that isn't worth the 10 year wait at all.

[katyspersonal]

I am really impressed by how much more fun Dark Souls 2 is to play than DS1 holy shit gfhgngvj

Both games are a blast to play, but in all seriousness, I'll be sooo devastated when I beat DS2 into Platinum too. :/ Well at the very least it is pretty big, so not happening soon.

[jevilowo]

Someone needs to make an au where Jane dies in russian roulette instead of Fritz. I mean I'm mainly thinking this bc I want his and Tavish's ghosts to haunt the shit out of Smoker. But I'm sure the IMPLICATIONS imply other interesting things that could come from such a turn of events.

[zeroducks-2]

Slightly related: in pretty recent dc canon, Slade and Talia do have a biological test tube baby together. his name is Respawn. I think neither Talia nor Slade knew about him though bc it was all Ra's al Ghul fuckery ?

Yeah Respawn, that poor little thing. You're correct, neither Talia nor Slade knew anything about him. - it's one of those thing where Ra's al Ghul goes "brilliant mastermind is 600+ year old and instead of doing anything which makes a lick of sense with his centuries of hindsight and experience of the world, he obsesses over people's genes".

Basically he spliced Talia's DNA with Slade's to replicate whatever gave him his meta-abilities, and since DC can't decide if Slade's abilities derive from his meta-gene, from the serum he was given or from both (hell, they barely can decide if Slade's hair is white because of the serum or because man's old), everything makes so little sense that somehow what Ra's al Ghul does ends up working, and he manages to create this test tube baby who indeed has both Talia and Slade's DNA, and the latter's meta-abilities.

But instead of doing anything meaningful with this kid, he keeps him locked up and tortures him (?), or uses him to get organs when Damian needs them (???), and doesn't even give him a name. Respawn picks out his own nickname, and he survives only because his healing factor keeps him alive despite all of the above, and somehow he also stays sane despite the years of isolation and hardcore physical abuse.

At some point he manages to run away and connect with Slade, and Slade *immediately* (and I mean after barely batting an eye) decides that this is his son and he will cherish him and protect him. And of course a couple of issues later Respawn gets brutally murdered right before Slade's eyes, because DC art directors are so competent and the only development they could think of was that of re-traumatizing Slade in the exact same way as it already happened with Grant (and with Joseph pre-reboot), making him lose a child brutally and by failing to protect him. Right before his eyes.

And so they also wasted a perfectly good character (Respawn I mean) which could have had an amazing plotline both with Slade and Rose & by himself, and a lot of potential for future development, just because they wanted the quick and easy drama of "child gets tortured for all his brief life for absolutely no reason, finally finds someone that wants to take care of him and dies a horrible death".

You can tell it didn't really work because not many people even know that Respawn exist, and those who know didn't get the time to truly grow fond of him since he's there for such a short time. And I bet you can also tell I'm pissed about it.

[mechahero]

//Honestly, I need someone walking in on Lambda trying to bring back someone from the dead Frankenstein style.

[cirilya]

Why do i always relate to anyhow repressed male characters. I'm just a teenage bisexual girl but clive durham i get you on a spiritual level pls never forget that.

[vioranhyperfixation]

Disable!Damian Al Ghul Au #1

About the Ghul Children birth #1

•Damian is born disable from a mistake made at the time Talia is persuing bruce that resulted in a near miscarriage, both of them make it out alive while he end up bearing disabilities within his bodies.

•Damian is not the heir of Al Ghul.

•Ra's don't like an imperfect heir in any way of form so Damian doesn't really thought of things regarding heir since it's never cross his mind either others than the benefit and fall out of befriending and be enemy of one.

•Damian still undergo training and studies since Ra's and Talia would not accept any descendant of the Ghul to be useless.

•With Ra's obsession on having the perfect heir Talia come up to make genetic clone from Damian DNA since his disabilities only come from the miscarriage, as long as that did not happen with the other's they should come up perfect.

•There are two best clone that come out, one a pure baby that can be shaped as they wish and the other is the genetic clone that been added with Deathstroke DNA.

•The one with an additional Deathstroke DNA come out with an additional accelerated healing factor which take up Ra's interest and bear the unfortunate fate of being Ra's lab experiment.

•The other one is pure baby with perfect body named kaasib.

•They both are born on April 1st, the day celebrate as april fool. Like their existence is no more than a joke from the world.

•Their age gap with Damian is around 10 month.

•Damian is born on 8th of may, and isn't that just an insult to Talia? On international mother day is the day she has her miscarriage.

[gierosajie]

Thinking about Venti's wish and og powers translating to his witch form in the Madoka au

Like, it doesn't have anything to do about splitting, but he can be in multiple places at once because of some minor time powers. And by that, I mean he could isolate an event and place a version of himself at a different point in time relative to it and the timeline where he changes something also happens at the same time where he originally was at

When it comes to his witch form, the arms and harp strings kinda reference that. Like how he tries to simultaneously change things, plus the strings being a reference to the fate he tries to change. But y'know, the paper hands kinda break every time he tries to use the strings, which calls back to how he ended up Like That in the first place

[the-valiant-valkyrie]

i feel like we don't talk abt any of the tooltip quotes very often but out of all of one this one makes me particularly curious because it implies at least an assumption that some form of 'perma-death' is potentially possible within the constant. or maybe even that something might happen to ghosts who stay ghosts for too long? whatever 'lost' is meant to imply, it can't be talking about turning into a ghost, or they wouldn't be using the word 'nearly', since you can only use telltales as a ghost.

i mean, not like wilson has ever been known for knowing much about what hes talking about. especially when it doesn't pertain to science. but its less about what actually is and isnt possible and more about what they think is potentially possible thats of real interest here

[anonymousfog101]

An idea for a animated series came to me in a dream last night so now I have to do some minor research on something I've vaguely heard about called little witch academia so that I don't get flagged for copyright, just in case

I know nothing about it

[dinopuncher]

was fighting the night’s cavalry in leyndell when his ai just completely broke. i decided to give up on an easy win in favor of a nice screencap or two

[protectorcraft]

cant be trusted with a shovel in lethal company bc the sudden urge to smack others with it the minute i pick it up is immense. ive yet to do it but that makes the temptation more alluring with each time i have to resist