#Docm77

[possiblynotpayingattention]

Thank you, Honorable Judge Bdubs, for this just and well-deserved sentencing!

i need them to keep putting doc in the courtroom just so that this can keep happening, its so funny to me

[blueishspace]

@shinysartdump post made me think of something.

[hermitcraftheadcanons]

Joel has super pretty wings qnd is self conscious of them because he thinks he should have wings that aren't as pretty and what if people start to think he's feminine or something.

As another person with 'girly' wings, Doc made a 'Pretty wings club' and pretty much just invited Joel at first but other hermits were 100% welcome to also join.

Joel goes to this club meeting and sees the scary mad scientist that is Doc with his butterfly wings in full display (as they always are). Doc is also just pouring tea into fragile little tea cups and acting the complete opposite of what you'd think a scary mad scientist would act.

They agree to meet up again the next week bc they hadn't gotten to hang out much since the start of the season and it's nice to get to know eachother.

The other hermits catch wind of there being a pretty wing club and then eventually all the winged hermits are forced to go by their friends or partners.

When Grian goes, his wings are in horrible condition. He hadn't had time to preen them in forever so they just look very messy.

The meet upstairs eventually turn into just a place where they relax, preen eachother, drink tea and gossip or rant.

Slowly, Joel does actually stop trying to hide how pretty his wings are and Doc just smiles because that was his whole plan the entire time. Joel somehow also doesn't know that this was a ploy to get him to like his wings even tho Doc made it very obvious the entire time.

His sparkly little fairy wings are gorgeous! And he should be proud of them, actually. He can even make them match his base, they kinda look like holograms...

-Mod Mleem

[mumbo-jumbo-facts]

MUMBO JUMBO FACT #296

In season 9, mumbo grian and scar started an operation to cover doc's giant perimeter (with a few other hermits helping out). Took a lot of dirt huh

[oddly-specific-hermit-headcanons]

If the redstoners don’t get their hands on redstone, they start getting more jittery and snappy as time goes on. Redstone is a strange substance, and you need to be careful when handling it, as it can get absorbed by bare skin, and have the same effect as hard drugs.

One day all the redstone on the server went missing. That day was horrible for everyone involved.

Mumbo began assaulting Grian for any bit of redstone they had, drooling and shaking all the while like a rabid dog. Tango became a desperate mess, and began taking apart any kind of redstone contraption he found to bask in the redstone within. Doc became extremely murderously violent to anything that moved and just went on a rampage.

Needless to say, everyone who isn’t a redstoner now makes sure to properly cover every last inch of their body when handling the stuff.

.

[imonaskypecallmom]

misc mcyt (hc and parkciv) doodles from around september '24 to january '25

hermitcraft (+ a wild life gem)

and some parkciv doodles from when it blew up

[the-crastle]

Герміт/трафіклайфери як пости регіоналіті

[misswifi]

Some of my favourite incorrect quotes<3:

1.

Scar: I was just diagnosed with deez.

Pearl: Good, I hope it’s lethal.

2.

Joel: I’m not so sure you’re stakeout material.

Doc: I’m a chronic insomniac, I was born for this.

3.

Zedaph: The Ocean is a soup.

Joel:

Joel: Do elaborate.

Zedaph: What are needed for something to be a soup?

Joel: Erm... Water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally I prefer some meat in mine.

Zedaph: *Tilts head*

Joel: The Ocean is a Soup.

Zedaph: The Ocean is a Soup.

4.

Bdubs, slamming pots and pans together to the rhythm of "Give it to me, I'm worth it": I didn't get no sleep cause a' y'all! Y'all never gonna sleep cause a' me!

[ourhomealien]

What Doc wishes he could give Tango @amethystfairy1

[ghostyclay]

"He can blow you" -Docm77 talking to Ren

[trymoresyllables]

The question no one has been asking:

Why is Bdubs intentionally trying to prevent Doc from once again having a Torch Boy by exiling Doc to SkyBlock once again while Mumbo is on duty?

[ok-ish-hermitcraft-headcanons]

Scar has so many cats, this man has an army of cats. They are taking over the train. They are taking over the death scar. They are taking over every place where scar spends a lot of time or sleeps. Also Jellie didn't die she ascended to godhood and now is a goddess of cats and protecting hermits. She sends cats to take care of scar, and occasionally visits him in cat form. Since she is a god, her cat form is basically dragon sized. When this happens, scar gets to ride on her back, she mostly does it when he is sleep deprived bc she knows he will fall asleep in her fur.

Doc isn't normally afraid of cats despite being a creeper hybrid, but he is afraid of godly Jellie bc in his opinion, no cat should be that big and his creeper instincts said nope.

Gem and Grian feed giant Jellie fish, and sometimes try to summon her with fish. (It usually works, she really likes fish, they do it for scar but haven't taught him how they do it bc then he would always do it)

Jellie is now the cherry mountain mascot. Sometimes cherry mountain has sleepovers where they all sleep on or around Jellie

i’m still caught up on the cats in all honesty

[mcytshipsandmore]

liiiisttennn!!!!

Enby fire-bee!tango and trans masc starborne-unicorn-fae!scott should make out sloppy style in an enchanted forest

Same with

She/it eagle!False (with short hair) and trans fem deer-fae!Gem

(Gem and Scott are half siblings, also)

And maybe also

Enby (they/he/it) endcrystal-cyborg!Doc and she/they/star/fae cherry-fae!Lizzie

There 😌 a not very rare pair, a rare pair, and a fandom crack ship

UNICORN SCOTT SPOTTED OMG

Also all three ships are wonderful I will be taking these and running

-🍫

[insectstew]

another wip bcs i've been busy w a project that isn't mcyt related so i haven't been able to finish this

this duo will always be the funniest thing to me. its always one of them absolutely livid and the other having the dandiest of times, never both at the same time.

if we simply just avert our eyes from cleo's shoes.. i think she's lookin fine as hell, right?? ',:D

[oddly-specific-hermit-headcanons]

Doc used to have somewhat large and very expressive ears on both sides of his head, but lost one in the Incident that lead to him replacing part of his face with cybernetics.

This lead him to briefly install an animatronic ear as part of this replacement, but, due to defects in its design, it was Quite Loud in operation, and whenever he tried to be expressive and emotional, it was punctuated with clicky solenoids, and buzzing motors.

He got rid of that ear, now hides the intact one with his hair, and tries very hard not to move it (and fails).

.

[hermitcraftshitfanpost]

SPREAD THE SECRET HERMITCRAFT MESSAGE PLS PLS PLS

I need to be able to do this irl

I've been thinking (which is already weird)...

We need a secret code for all of hermitshippers to recognize eachother, like something extremly weird and useless...

I propose the sentence "What are your though on cubes?" And maybe we can change it a little bit if we want to be specific (for example if we talk about scarian we could ask what they think about sand)

The answer is "I'd buy them coffee"

(Ik no one's gonna actually use it, but I liked spending my time on this)