#until he is

[definitelynuwonhere]

REDACTEDTOBER DAY 09

CHRISTIAN

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“Confidence”

Chrissy is a jerk;

He’s cocky and crass.

But he’s also competent,

In spite of the sass.

Because confidence is a mask.

One that hides pain, insecurity, things no one wants to see.

Because he doesn’t want your sympathy.

Christian is confident and likes to have control,

Because proving people wrong, diminishes his inner demons.

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I’m surprised I’ve managed to be so consistent ya’ll it’s crazy! Doing a lot of poems lately, only cuz i’ve been too tired to actually write a short story, and my hands been too numb to actually draw something. But i’ve really been enjoying the poem writing :>👍 - N

[wolveria]

Totally random question but what do you think is scp049 opinion on victoria's secrets models (So I was watching victoria's secret runaway and this question kinda randomly pooped and now I can't stop thinking about it like what does this medieval birdman think of these gorgeous ladies doing runaways in lingerie)

I don't think he'd have much of an opinion at all? At least Valens wouldn't, unless he senses the Pestilence. That's why you can't take him anywhere public, he'll go on a curing spree

[haghottie420]

craig DOES fuck and honestly i dont see how ppl think he doesnt. pretty sure he canonically has friends plural w/ benefits

this horny bxtch is inviting "friends of the dean" to campus LEFT and RIGHT!!!!!

[yujateaandpi]

y’all just— thinking about how excited Stanley must have been to host the twins— Alex says he smokes cigars but he doesn’t smoke once in the show— has a beer gut but he only drinks sodas in front of the kids— doesn’t swear when they’re around which must have taken INCREDIBLE effort— Stanley Pines, known crook, buying pancake mix at the supermarket and many bottles of syrup— learning to cook basic healthy meals and burning so many of them before he gets it right— buying new sheets, new mattresses— avoiding bunk beds because it reminds him of Ford— looking at the attic room he made wondering “is this enough will they like me”— trying to act aloof at the bus stop so he doesn’t betray the fact that he was there hours early— watching them goof around and thinking of New Jersey beaches— then the first night they’re there, he watches them debate running away and only stay because Mabel shook a magic 8 ball. That must have kept him awake all night.

[hamletthedane]

Thinking about him (the soldier in Poynter’s Faithful Until Death painting watching an apocalypse unfold around him with horror in his eyes as he tries to keep himself standing beneath a doorway, based on an actual 19th century archeological find of a man in full soldier’s garb under a doorway at Pompeii)

[atalana]

but seriously i do find it so funny that ford was like OH GOD MY PRECIOUS REPUTATION after bill possessed him around other people for all of one night

and then he gets back to this dimension after thirty years and this is now the photo the press associates with his name

[chloesimaginationthings]

RIP Michael Afton.. you would of loved FLAF

[lavendervalleyexpress]

In Deadpool & Wolverine, one of the Deadpool Corps members is dressed up as Hugh Jackman’s character from The Greatest Showman. This implies that there is an alternate universe where Wade has to sing The Other Side with Logan, to convince him to join the X-Men. In this essay I will-

[ktkat99]

Jason comes back from the dead and, as he's still a bit out of it, heads to the manor.

Crawling straight up through six feet of compacted earth is hard, especially after waking up suddenly in a coffin, so after he makes it inside, he sits down to rest on the couch.

And immediately falls asleep.

Hours later, Bruce returns home to find Jason's body, covered in dirt, dug up from the grave and left on his couch.

[foolsocracy]

identity reveals are always fun

[as-i-watch]

In which Senshi persistently tried to raise a middle aged guy due to cultural differences

[sunlit-mess]

I can't get enough of this deer

[adyophene]

I headcanon that Husk used to turn up in weird places after a night of drinking.

[astrallar]

This man holds my heart just like he holds these ducks

[lichen-soup-scribe]

So, my spouse has been exploring his gender lately; he also just built himself a new laptop. Today he told me that he in an attempt to process some genderfeels through metaphor, he made a post on a trans forum along the lines of: "I'm a lifelong Windows user and I think I'm pretty good at it. I want to find out what Linux has to offer but I'm afraid I wouldn't be any good at it. And how do you choose the right Linux distro, anyway? Do you have to try them all?"

The responses, he said, were a mix of useful advice about feeling out your gender and useful advice about choosing a Linux distro.

I love trans people so much

Edit 4/8, in case you don't see the reblogged additions -- my wife is now going by Eve!

[lazylittledragon]

at the friday panel andrew wincott said raphael and astarion should go on holiday together and i can’t stop thinking about it